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We are, though, delighted to say this tale of terminal decline does, like the best oriental massages, have a happy ending. Your missus, disguised as a nurse, is on hand to administer one last act of mercy:

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And here, for the record, is how this scene will appear in the 2011 calendar for a well-known brand of medical imaging high precision displays:

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