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As above, so below: El Reg haunts Scaleway's data centre catacombs 26 metres under Paris

HPE: Since y'all love cloud subs so much, we'll throw all our boxes into GreenLake by 2022

HPE unveils Primera storage tech, vows 100% availability – anyone fancy breaking, er, putting that to the test?

DDN wheels out big chungus of a storage box, the disgustingly scalable EXA5

Ubuntu says i386 to be 86'd with Eoan 19.10 release: Ageing 32-bit x86 support will be ex-86

Youtube Queue Chrome extension booted out of store for search engine hijacking, revealing Google's lax dev checks

Fancy a fondleslab dab? Adobe pulls oilcloth off new iPad-first Fresco painting, drawing app

Get your coat, you've pulled a Pull Panda: GitHub goes home with code collab specialists

Spin the wheel and find today's leaky cloud DB... clack clack... clack A huge trove of medical malpractice complaints

Awoogah! Awoogah! Firefox fans urged to update and patch zero-day hole exploited in the wild by miscreants

Delicious irony: Hacked medical debt collector AMCA files for bankruptcy protection from debt collectors

Parliament IT bods' fail sees server's naked OS exposed to world+dog

With speakers from iRobot, BBC, Lego, the worlds of Google, AWS and Azure, and more, do not miss Serverless Computing London 2019

Dev darling Docker embraces Windows Subsystem for Linux 2

Fsck it, we've lost Bitbucket: Quay.io webhook integration fails after API tweaked

Microsoft throws lifeline to .NET orphans in the brave new Core world

It's all in the wrist: Your fitness tracker could be as much about data warfare as your welfare

Human-rights warriors crack on with legal challenge to UK's lax surveillance laws

London opens stock market for a tickling from Chinese tentacles

Blighty's online pr0n gatekeepers are begging for a regulatory beating, says digital rights org

FYI: Your Venmo transfers with those edgy emojis aren't private by default. And someone's put 7m of them into a public DB

Stiff penalty: Prenda Law copyright troll gets 14 years of hard time for blue view 'n sue scam

Atari finally launches its VCS console. Again.

Flight Simulator 2020: Exciting new ride or a doomed tailspin in a crowded market?

Geek's Guide

After years of listening, we've heard not a single peep out of any aliens, say boffins. You think you can do better? OK, here's 1PB of signals

What price the Moon? Tips from the past might save the present

Monster magnet in my pocket: Boffins' gizmo packs 45.5-tesla punch and weighs just 390g

Bonjour, mon chum! Québécois IT giant CGI snaps up freshly Irish Galileo botherer SCISYS

Spits out coffee £4m for a database of drone fliers, UK.gov? Defra did game shooters for £300k

Deepfake 3.0 (beta), the bad news: This AI can turn ONE photo of you into a talking head. Good news: There is none

Cyber-IOU notes. Voucher hell on wheels. However you want to define Facebook's Libra, the most ridiculous part is its privacy promise

Boffins' neural network can work out from your speech whether you'll develop psychosis

Verity Stob

UK.gov whacks export ban on 'grotesque' crab made by famous Brit potter bros

You gotta be kitten me: Pakistan politicos feline silly after filter farce hits purrrfect conference

We asked readers what DXC should be known for... and of course you came up with the goods

Oblivious 'influencers' work on 3.6-roentgen tans in Chernobyl after realising TV show based on real nuclear TITSUP

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An Intel 386 processor

Ubuntu says i386 to be 86'd with Eoan 19.10 release: Ageing 32-bit x86 support will be ex-86

Think we're at RISC of overdoing the Intel puns

19 Jun 06:05 | 23

Youtube Queue Chrome extension booted out of store for search engine hijacking, revealing Google's lax dev checks

Follow us down the rabbit hole in uncovering who is possibly responsible

19 Jun 01:47 | 6

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Fancy a fondleslab dab? Adobe pulls oilcloth off new iPad-first Fresco painting, drawing app

Photoshop-compatible files, 3 types of brushes in touchy app

Get your coat, you've pulled a Pull Panda: GitHub goes home with code collab specialists

What next? Tugging the Test Plans? Grappling with GitLab?

18 Jun 15:09 | 2

10 PRINT Memorial in New Hampshire marks the birthplace of BASIC

17 Jun 12:26 | 118

Microsoft's Edge gang pops a head above the parapet to give Linux fans a strong 'maybe'

RoundupAlso: storage migration, Mac development and The Trillion Dollar Man performs the dividend dance

17 Jun 11:40 | 24

settlement.js not found: JavaScript package biz NPM scraps talks, fights union-busting claims

Special reportCEO speaks to The Reg as we dig into labor complaints, future of npm CLI

14 Jun 01:11 | 12

ALIS through the looking glass: F-35 fighter jet's slurpware nearly made buyers pull out – report

Customers didn't like how much data spare parts package was funnelling back to America

13 Jun 18:00 | 117

The joy of six: Microsoft emits latest preview of .NET Core 3 with plenty of pipes, perfs, loads...

All the while more WPF source trickles into GitHub

13 Jun 17:00 | 3

Hongmeng, there's no need to feel down: It's patently obvious this is Huawei's homegrown mobe OS

It's fun to trademark your brand in CA, it's fun to trademark your brand in SK...ay

13 Jun 14:01 | 46

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Halleluja! The Second Coming of Windows Subsystem For Linux blesses Insider faithful

OMG, emoji panel also fixed in Microsoft's 2020 OS

13 Jun 11:45 | 44

Behold the might of dynamic crimefighting duo Captain Met Police and the Microsoft Kid

Office 365 to demonstrate legendary ability to not fall over when pushed to the front line

13 Jun 09:10 | 31

CERN control room photo copyright CERN

Large Redmond Collider: CERN reveals plan to shift from Microsoft to open-source code after tenfold license fee hike

UpdatedEuro super-boffins embrace MAlt right after academic discount axed

13 Jun 06:53 | 272

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Google: We're not killing ad blockers. Translation: We made them too powerful, we'll cram this genie back in its bottle

AnalysisWe want to make Chrome safer... by taking away the API we used to race Firefox

13 Jun 01:59 | 75

Money laundering and crypto-coin legislation could hurt open-source ecosystem – activists

Rights groups slam UK.gov's customer due diligence plans

11 Jun 11:24 | 58

This Free software ain't free to make, pal, it's expensive: Mozilla to bankroll Firefox with paid-for premium extras

Browser will remain gratis, optional $$-per-month services to be offered later this year

11 Jun 00:27 | 129

Salesforce shells out $15.7bn for data viz biz Tableau

Because nobody really likes spreadsheets

10 Jun 15:39 | 17

What's up at Microsoft this week? Windows 10 builds of course, Skype screen sharing... zzzzz... New Flight Simulator?!

RoundupAzure Kubernetes Service reaches China, and did we mention Flight Simulator?

10 Jun 12:47 | 24

Like using the latest version of Microsoft Office? Love Offline Files? Not for long!

UpdatedIf you want to use offline files then you need to, er, stay online

07 Jun 15:09 | 97

The best and worst of GitHub: Repos wiped without notice, quickly restored – but why?

UpdatedThat feel when the 'beating heart' of your project returns a 404

07 Jun 08:10 | 72

Zorin OS 15 nods at Ubuntu and welcomes Windows escapees

Fit and finish, spit and polish, and Zorin Connect make the leap from 12 to 15

06 Jun 20:30 | 72

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A scary monster

Why are fervid Googlers making ad-blocker-breaking changes to Chrome? Because they created a monster – and are fighting to secure it

A sad young man from shutterstock

Sad SACK: Linux PCs, servers, gadgets may be crashed by 'Ping of Death' network packets

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Monster magnet in my pocket: Boffins' gizmo packs 45.5-tesla punch and weighs just 390g

Usborne intro to programming

10 PRINT Memorial in New Hampshire marks the birthplace of BASIC

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Powers of stash and rebase fall into the hands of noobs with GitHub Desktop 2.0

Still no official Linux version?

06 Jun 19:30 | 7

Visual Studio Code 1.35: Remote Development, TypeScript and (sigh) another new icon

More toys for everyone's favourite source-code editor

06 Jun 16:30 | 11

Help the Macless: Apple’s iPadOS is a huge update that will enable more people to do without a Mac... or a PC

WWDCEven mouse support. Kind of

06 Jun 08:15 | 73

Guy in shirt and tie visits the beach. wearing "beach business-casual". Photo by Shutterstock

Still sniggering at that $999 monitor stand? Apple just got serious about the enterprise

WWDCAzure Active Directory integration and super secret APFS volumes? Oh my

05 Jun 10:28 | 80

Bash

Dissed Bash boshed: Apple makes fancy zsh default in forthcoming macOS 'Catalina' 10.15

echo "And we're ok with this"

04 Jun 21:13 | 63

The Document Foundations' Italo Vignoli presents LibreOffice at its 2018 conference in Tirana, Albania

LibreOffice 6.3 hits beta, with built-in redaction tool for sharing those █████ documents

Free open source office suite gets better, but use the redaction tools with care

04 Jun 15:14 | 62

shattered but unbroken glass

Unbreakable Enterprise Kernel R5, update 2 plops from Oracle's Linux-shaped orifice

Bruce Willis thankfully not involved

04 Jun 13:40 | 6

Apple's tailored SwiftUI makes coding Mac and iOS apps RAD again

WWDCDeveloping for iGiant's platform just got way easier

04 Jun 10:40 | 19

Microsoft Bing is 10: That thing you accidentally use to search for Chrome? Still alive and kicking

Used in 34% of American searches. Really

04 Jun 10:00 | 71

Return of the JSedi: After being ousted from NPM Inc, former CTO is back with rival package registry Entropic

CJ Silverio floats open-source federated approach to save JavaScript community from corporate clutches

04 Jun 01:00 | 3

Microsoft: A new Windows 10 build arrives while another remains in hiding

RoundupAlso: Excel gets OCR smarts and Win 10 Oct 2018 Update hits 30%

03 Jun 12:42 | 14

Command line icon

Microsoft doles out PowerShell 7 preview. It works. People like it. We can't find a reason to be sarcastic about it

Popular admin tool shifts to .Net Core 3.0 amid talk of future features

31 May 19:25 | 53

Former unicorn MapR desperately seeking cash as threat of closure looms

Deadline for offers is June 14

31 May 17:00 | 21

Pair programming is really grate

Refactoring whizz: Good software shouldn't cost the earth – it's actually cheaper to build

InterviewRepeat after me, better software costs less...

31 May 08:10 | 79

Not wanting to share Facebook's fate, Google puts devs on data diet, tightens lid on cookie jar

Chrome extension creators and Drive app makers face pending API and policy limitations

31 May 00:07 | 5

'Evolution of the PC ecosystem'? Microsoft's 'modern' OS reminds us of the Windows RT days

And we've been hurt before

29 May 11:59 | 155

Pivotal adds OpenJDK support to Spring in response to 'concerns' around Oracle's Java

'We're big fans,' says company's announcement

29 May 10:55 | 4

Google relents slightly in ad-blocker crackdown – for paid-up enterprise Chrome users, everyone else not so much

Freeloaders will be limited to less capable content filtering

29 May 05:54 | 75

Fixes for Windows 10 arrive (for Insiders, soz) and covers are pulled from Edge for macOS

RoundupMore Mac tickling with Defender ATP and Visual Studio gets a point one

28 May 09:30 | 21

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