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The Raspberry Pi Foundation and the CoderDojo Foundation have merged in order to combine forces and accelerate both organisation's mission to teach kids how to code.

Simon Sharwood, 29 May 2017

Sorry Google, it's boring old workloads that are pumping up AWS and Azure, not sexy AI

CommentSpend big or go home

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18 May 09:11

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You think your day was bad? OS X malware hackers just swiped a Mac dev's app source

Appropriately named Panic has its repository raided after founder gets infected

38 Comments

18 May 00:07

Sick of Java and C++? Google pours a cup o' Kotlin for Android devs

Compatible with 'droid libraries, statically typed language is leaner and safer

26 Comments

17 May 23:17

SAP puts its heads in multiple clouds

Google, Azure and AWS all on board, the latter in a VMware-like managed service

17 May 07:34

Behold, auto-completing Android bug reports – because you're not very thorough

People can't be bothered to recount crashes, so machines are here to help

11 Comments

15 May 06:04

Linus Torvalds stops personally signing Linux kernel RC tarballs

But Linux 4.12 rc1 made it out before Mother's Day anyway, thanks to new kernel.org plan

14 May 22:12

For now, GNU GPL is an enforceable contract, says US federal judge

The software hippies' minds are going to be blown over this one

102 Comments

13 May 09:57

'Judge Java' to sueball-slinging smut studio: Test your pirate-hunting tools or walk the plank

Alsup wants torrent-chasing biz to work that IP detector hard

12 Comments

12 May 17:00

Oracle crushed in defeat as Java world votes 'No' to modular overhaul

Dire warnings ignored, plea for unity heard

36 Comments

12 May 15:29

TensorFlow: I want to like you, but you're tricksy

Hands-onWrestling with Google's machine learning framework

18 Comments

12 May 09:02

A bleary-eyed Microsoft wakes up after its cloud, IoT party, clears throat: 'Oh yeah, so Windows...'

BuildA roundup of things you might actually use

19 Comments

11 May 21:22

Microsoft touts next Windows 10 Creators Update: It's set for a Fall

BuildCross-device clipboard, OneDrive placeholder files, mixed reality headsets...

62 Comments

11 May 16:03

Microsoft backtracks: 'We are going to support .NET Framework with ASP.NET Core 2.0'

Build'You do not abandon your users' .NET Foundation chief tells El Reg

14 Comments

11 May 14:31

Mozilla to Thunderbird: You can stay here and we may give you cash, but as a couple, it's over

Beleaguered email client team gets its 'Dear John' letter

135 Comments

11 May 07:30

OpenWRT and LEDE agree on Linux-for-routers peace plan

There can be only one and it looks like the vote is bad news for the LEDE brand

18 Comments

10 May 03:56

Microsoft's .NET-mare for developers: ASP.NET Core 2.0 won't work on Windows-only .NET

BuildProgrammers left with not-quite-as-good .NET Core

41 Comments

09 May 18:01

HPE dumps Grandpa Software in Micro Focus care home, hightails it

Shares slip 5.2 per cent

09 May 13:04

Take a sneak peek at Google's Android replacement, Fuchsia

Early days yet but check out that silky-smooth UI

48 Comments

09 May 10:26

London app dev wants to 'reinvent the bus'

Why? Because, errr, data. And, ummm, apps

67 Comments

09 May 08:16

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The eternal battle for OpenStack's soul will conclude in three years. Again

Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped

Kill Google AMP before it KILLS the web

Windows 10: Triumphs and tragedies from Microsoft Build

The real battle of Android's future – who controls the updates

Sorry Google, it's boring old workloads that are pumping up AWS and Azure, not sexy AI

TensorFlow: I want to like you, but you're tricksy

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