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HPE has an idea about where you should stick your workloads... Ouch. No, definitely not there

Vengeful sacked IT bod destroyed ex-employer's AWS cloud accounts. Now he'll spent rest of 2019 in the clink

CLOUDERA gets all SHOUTY about rebrand: SMASHES capslock, but easy on the elephants

Bless. It's VMware and Dell EMC's first jointly engineered hybrid cloud infrastructure solution

Android clampdown on calls and texts access trashes bunch of apps

Don't get the pitchforks yet, Apple devs: macOS third-party application clampdown probably not as bad as rumored

Microsoft buffs up its open-source halo to fine sheen with PostgreSQL GUI in Azure Data Studio

Oracle's long-running pension plan class action case: C'mon, judge, reject a jury trial – Big Red

Silence of the WANs: FBI DDoS-for-hire greaseball takedowns slash web flood attacks 'by 11%'

Ransomware drops the Lillehammer on Norsk Hydro: Aluminium giant forced into manual mode after systems scrambled

Sorry, Linux. We know you want to be popular, but cyber-crooks are all about Microsoft for now

PuTTY in your hands: SSH client gets patched after RSA key exchange memory vuln spotted

Atlassian bats eyelashes at the enterprise with AgileCraft acquisition

Hey, DevOps fans. We've got another TLA for you to write down: CDF

From on-prem to serverless, here’s how to transform your software ops

Wanna improve your software ops? Need to cut through container hype? Like saving cash?

I don't hate US tech, snarls Euro monopoly watchdog chief – as Google slapped with €1.49bn megafine

Google takes a page from Microsoft of old and revives browser ballot on Android

Carphone Warehouse thwacked by UK Advertising watchdog for a Cyber Monday wobble

Look what the Softcat dragged in: Revenues grow 21% as UK reseller refuses to blink at Brexit

Apple's revamped iPad beams a workhorse in from Planet Ludicrous

In a humiliating climbdown, Facebook agrees to follow US laws

Super Cali optimistic right-to-repair's negotious, even though Apple thought it was something quite atrocious

So about that Atari reboot console... you might want to sit down. It's going to be late, OK?

Geek's Guide

Boeing big cheese repeats pledge of 737 Max software updates following fatal crashes

NASA: We need commercial rockets! SLS: Oh no you don't!

What made a super high-tech home in Victorian England? Hydroelectric witchery, for starters

'Naut trio successfully dock at ISS after Soyuz rocket goes all the way

This ain't AI, it's a goddamn arms race – but US shouldn't get too heated, Congressman warns

Could OpenAI's 'too dangerous to release' language model be used to mimic you on online? Yes, says this chap: I built a bot to prove it

Want to cruise your auto auto around but don't fancy killing people? Nvidia has an answer

Sign of the times: Mirai botnet strain fine-tunes itself to infect digital signage, projectors

Verity Stob

Brexit text-it wrecks it: Vote Leave fined £40k for spamming 200k msgs ahead of EU referendum

Croydon school rolling in toilet roll after Brexit gift deemed unfit for the Queen's Anus Horribilis

Wondering why 'Devin Nunes herp-face' was trending online? Here's the 411: House rep sues Twitter for all the rude stuff tweeted about him

Mayors having a right 'mare in Florida: Acting mayor arrested weeks after boss also arrested

Data Centre > Networks

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With an estimated 63 million devices joining the business end of networks a second by 2020, are you prepared?

PromoCisco is touting analytics, automation for that very challenge

Angry man bites a smartphone

Size isn't everything when talking mobile performance: The UK's largest cities suck at it

London, Birmingham forced to wear survey's dunce cap

19 Mar 11:59 | 9

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Do Martians dream of electric Nimbys? Selling 5G needs steak, not just sizzle

CommentLet's talk about specs baby, let's talk about real 5G

18 Mar 10:04 | 19

Juniper grabs controller, inserts code, gets ready to play some SONiC Mania on its switch

Welcome to El Reg: Come for the video game references, stay for the open-source networking news

15 Mar 18:50 | 4

It's alive! Big Switch stitches together an open-source Network Operating System

Victor Frankenstein would be impressed

15 Mar 10:11 | 7

Overhyped 5G is being 'rushed', Britain's top comms boffin reckons

The technology's not ready – but they won't wait

14 Mar 16:30 | 39

Marvell-ous! Chip slinger unleashes 400Gbps switching silicon for the edge

Scream if you wanna go FASTER. SAFE, mate

13 Mar 13:51 | 1

We can do this the easy way or the Huawei, US tells Germany with threat to snip intel over 5G fears

Tough talk as calls for evidence of China naughtiness grow

12 Mar 13:14 | 63

TalkTalk returns to the email hall of shame as Pipex accounts throw weekend-long wobbly

All fine now, insists telco after Total Inability ToTalkTalk to Server Upsets Pipex peeps*

11 Mar 12:07 | 29

Digital illustration of an antenna sending signals to a mobile - Illustration

Radio gaga: Techies fear EU directive to stop RF device tinkering will do more harm than good

Industry and free software folk alike condemn proposals

11 Mar 10:05 | 121

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Packet switching pickle prompts potential pecuniary problems

Who, Me?Techie's 'oops' moment goes unnoticed due to massive bills

11 Mar 07:59 | 67

bike

Biker sues Google Fiber: I broke my leg, borked my ankle in trench dug to lay ad giant's pipe

Sum of a ditch! Bloke demands $75,000 after road prang

09 Mar 00:58 | 95

Barney Rubble driving with Fred Flinstone

Dear Britain's mast-fearing Nimbys: Do you want your phone to work or not?

AnalysisBuilding to nowhere

08 Mar 11:44 | 186

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Vodafone: Daft Huawei comms gear ban will cripple UK – and cost punters loads

Big Red details 5G plans

07 Mar 12:58 | 22

You won't get Huawei with this, America! Chinese giant sues US government over 'unconstitutional' ban

Hardware maker asks Texas court to undo banishment of IT gear from federal networks

07 Mar 03:49 | 32

5G is 'ready' once you redefine 'ready'... and then redefine 'reality'

AnalysisIt'll be big one day. But that day is not tomorrow

06 Mar 09:45 | 21

Huawei, your way, whichever way. We're cool with being locked out, defiant biz insists

Plus: Reagan's model doesn't apply today, says US CSO

05 Mar 19:00 | 11

Huawei 'to sue US' over federal kit block – report

Last summer we asked FCC to have heart, but the very next day, it said No Huawei...

04 Mar 12:48 | 39

We're not throttling you, says Vodafone, claiming slow vid streaming is down to the 'cards'

The line cards, that is... which ISP has fingered for selective download slowness

01 Mar 09:46 | 57

Vodafone exec dons tartan tam-o'-shanter, clutches bottle of Irn-Bru, in snap shared with firm... just before Glasgow staff told of redundo dates

Comms company 'seems incapable of communicating coherently to its workforce'

28 Feb 12:01 | 83

BT 'UK's most powerful Wi-Fi'? Why, fie, for shame! – ads watchdog

Blood hath been shed 'ere now. Take that claim down anon, orders ASA

27 Feb 16:08 | 71

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Public disgrace: 82% of EU govt websites stalked by Google adtech cookies – report

PuTTY in your hands: SSH client gets patched after RSA key exchange memory vuln spotted

A freshly dead hand rises from grave

Apple bestows first hardware upgrades in years upon neglected iPad Mini and Air lines

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From MySpace to MyFreeDiskSpace: 12 years of music – 50m songs – blackholed amid mystery server move

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So. To the question we really wanted answering: How real is 5G?

MWCWe kick the wares in Barcelona

27 Feb 11:19 | 40

Decoding the President, because someone has to: Did Trump just blow up concerted US effort to ban Chinese 5G kit?

CommentContrarian command-in-chief tweets, world scratches head

23 Feb 00:09 | 99

The record shows I took the blows, and did it... Huawei: IT titan will start tackling GCHQ security gripes from June

The iceberg has begun to change course

22 Feb 12:02 | 33

Mike Pompeo

You're on a Huawei to Hell, US Sec State Pompeo warns allies: Buy Beijing's boxes, no more intelligence for you

Don't need reason, don't need rhyme. Ain't nothing I would rather do: going down, party time

21 Feb 22:45 | 65

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Go, go, Gadgets Boy! 'Influencer' testing 5G for Vodafone finds it to be slower than 4G

Hilarity ensues

21 Feb 09:02 | 61

security chap watches footage of multiple cctv feeds

Huawei hasn't yet fixed its security vulns, says UK's NCSC overseers

Not secure enough for UK.gov use either

20 Feb 16:12 | 22

US telcos' best pal – yes, the FCC – urged to dump its dodgy stats, crowd-source internet speeds direct from subscribers

Meanwhile: Commissioner celebrates forcing ISP to remove abusive content ban

19 Feb 23:43 | 6

Germany tells America to verpissen off over Huawei 5G cyber-Sicherheitsbedenken

Europeans can't find any evidence of Chinese spying

19 Feb 21:26 | 66

Roses are red, so is ketchup, 'naked' Huawei tells its critics to belt up

Comms giant bared all to Brit security services, says chief

14 Feb 16:19 | 17

Slow and steady for Cisco: Yep, people still need network gear, and together they'll pay billions of bucks for it

Switchzilla shakes off economic worries, turns tidy profit

14 Feb 02:32 | 3

Sigfox cracks open IoT radio protocol specs for world+dog (+badgers?)

Low-power ultra-narrowband network for your street, ma'am?

13 Feb 16:45 | 11

Go big (with our bandwidth) or go home, Verizon: Texas mulls outlawing 911 throttling after Cali wildfire fiasco

Public safety versus profit

13 Feb 01:03 | 42

Electronic capacitors

Cisco sues lawyers on its own side – for bigger slice of capacitor price-fixing settlement pie

Class action lawsuit over component sparks legal fight

12 Feb 22:56 | 19

networking plugs

Ivan to be left alone: Russia preps to turn its internet into an intranet if West opens cyber-fire

In Putin's Russia, internet logs off from you

12 Feb 17:05 | 55

huawei shop

Uncle Sam to its friends around the world: You can buy technology the easy way, or the Huawei

US govt State Dept boss Mike Pompeo: We'll shut you out if you're using kit from Chinese maker

12 Feb 00:58 | 62

Never mind that naked selfie scandal... Brazil lights the, er, kindling, dot-Amazon saga roars back into life

UpdatedSeven-year battle could be finally coming to an end

11 Feb 20:56 | 28

Not heard owt bad about Huawei, says EU Commish infosec bod

InterviewBut you'll love our sticker scheme... right?

11 Feb 10:45 | 48

It's OK, everyone – Congress's smart-cookie Republicans have the answer to America's net neutrality quandary

AnalysisIt's something to do with the Mexican border wall

08 Feb 23:27 | 51

High-speed broadband fiber in America: You want the good news or bad news first?

AnalysisArkansas is looking good, Kentucky not so much

08 Feb 22:21 | 32

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