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Cloud Atlas: Huawei's homegrown AI hardware hits shelves. Oh, and it's working on DNA storage

BBM is dead, long live BBMe: Encrypted chat plat opened up to all as consumer version burns

Server at web host 1&1 Ionos decides to take unscheduled day off, sinks a bunch of sites

Huawei thanks US for 'raising 5G awareness' by banning telecom kit giant's wares

Disco Dingo fever: Ubuntu 19.04 has an infrastructure bent, snappier GNOME and another stupid name

Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript

Hey criminals, need a getaway vehicle? There's an app for that... Car share tool halts ops amid crime wave, arrests

App-y now? UK health secretary spammed with pics of flowers that look like ladies' private parts

Facebook: Yeah, we hoovered up 1.5 million email address books without permission. But it was an accident!

Google hits brand slam stamping AMP with more crypto glam

Insane in the domain: Sea Turtle hackers pwn DNS orgs to dash web surfers on the rocks of phishing pages

Enough about me, why do you hate Kaspersky so much? Revealed: Insp Clouseau-esque bid to smear critics as shills

DevOps grandpa Electric Cloud absorbed into youthful CloudBees

We can help you get on top of DevOps, CI/CD and containers, all in one month's time...

What exactly is everyone doing with DevOps, Containers, Kubernetes and Serverless?

Chaos? We’ll show you how to make it work for your software org

Yes, I may have advised 'some' investors to flog their Autonomy shares, analyst tells High Court

Supreme Court of UK gives Morrisons the go-ahead for mega data leak liability appeal

Europe's home PC buyers reach for their collective smartphone, sigh: We don't need a new desktop. This is a computer, right?

Loose Women woman's IR35 win deals another high-profile blow to UK taxman's grip on rules

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

Let 15 July forever be known as P-Day: When UK's smut fans started being asked for their age

Why Qualcomm won – and why Tim Cook had to eat humble Apple pie

Google readies Pixel for the masses, but are the masses ready for Pixel?

Geek's Guide

Absolute mad lads are teaching physics to AI because how else will it learn to solve real-world problems (like humans)

Three planets and two stars adds up to one research team made very happy by Kepler's unique discovery

So, that's cheerio the nou to Dundee Satellite Receiving Station: Over 40 years of service axed for the sake of £338,000

Last week in space: Giant aircraft, asteroid impacts and exploding satellites

Speak your brains on AI platforms: They have been hyped to death... but what's your practical reality?

Microsoft president: We said no to Cali cops' face-recog tech – and we won't craft killer robots

We know you all want to shove AI where the sun doesn't shine. And that's exactly where it's going – detecting prostate cancer

A flash of inspiration: How to make artificial intelligence work for you

Verity Stob

Canadian woman fined for not holding escalator handrail finally reaches the top after 10 years

So how'd this go again... A sea goddess told you in a dream to run for president of Taiwan? OK, Mr Foxconn boss

Ozzy app maker cancels hump day: We've tripled profits! scream slackers

I've had it with these mother-fscking slaps on this mother-fscking plane: Flight fight sparks legal brouhaha over mid-air co-ords

Data Centre > Networks

A burning dumpster

BBM is dead, long live BBMe: Encrypted chat plat opened up to all as consumer version burns

BlackBerry throws lifebelt to marooned users

18 Apr 15:26 | 2

Child wearing a suit and using a computer

Huawei thanks US for 'raising 5G awareness' by banning telecom kit giant's wares

It's like talking to my children, sighs marketing bigwig

18 Apr 10:08 | 7

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Cisco whispers the three little words to really get an ASR 9000 net admin's blood pumping: Remote unauthenticated access

Critical patch available now for those with vulnerable kit

18 Apr 00:14 | 7

China Mobile, you can kiss good Pai to America: FCC to ban 'spy risk' telco from US

Welcome to the free market as defined by right-wing politics

17 Apr 21:17 | 36

UK watchdog slaps 'misleading' Voda ad: Gigafast... maybe so – but not for £23

Virgin complaint upheld

17 Apr 14:37 | 31

Now, how to boost fibre throughput to a stonking 240Gbps? With frikkin' spin-lasers, of course

Approach could one day create faster data centre interconnect

17 Apr 09:05 | 21

Google Fiber experiment ends with Choc Factory paying Louisville $3.8m to clean up its mess

Payout will cover costs incurred for (not quite) burying cable

16 Apr 00:55 | 41

As long as there's fibre somewhere along the line, High Court judge reckons it's fine to flog it as 'fibre' broadband

Cityfibre loses judicial review against ad regulator

15 Apr 15:05 | 121

It is but 'LTE with new shoes': Industry bod points a judgy finger at the US and Korea's 5G fakery

Wait until you see the real thing, folks...

15 Apr 08:02 | 44

Russian Doll using a computer

Russian parliament waves through powers for internet iron curtain

High potential of cutting off the nose to spite the face

12 Apr 18:06 | 26

Now that's service: TalkTalk customers enjoy a Friday morning free of pesky emails

The day has a 'y' in it – must be time for an outage

12 Apr 12:59 | 20

Man eats toast while looking at watch, clearly late for something. Photo by Shutterstock

Better late than never: Cisco's software-defined networking platform ACI finally lands on AWS

Go hybrid or go home

11 Apr 16:30 | 9

unhappy party

They did it! US House reps pulled their finger out, voted to restore net neutrality in America!

News only spoiled by fact it was a complete waste of time

10 Apr 21:31 | 59

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US firm wins Oz-backed bid to block Huawei from subsea Pacific cables

10 Apr 20:00 | 22

US boffins tangle with quantum entanglement in spooky rack-mounted networking hardware

Supported by quantum storage that works at room temperature

09 Apr 18:11 | 33

Juniper Networks liberates Contrail SD-WAN from its boxen to frolic among the clouds

aaS version of software promises faster deployments

US government tells internet body to hurry the funk up on privacy

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hard. But so is my foot in your ass

08 Apr 23:43 | 25

As the UK updates its .eu Brexit advice yet again, an alternative hovers into view

.inc offers to remove domain name hassles with three-month giveaway and a hefty bill

05 Apr 22:33 | 77

If there's 5G connectivity but no 5G devices on it, does it make a sound? Wait, no, that's not right

Vodafone blesses Birmingham New Street station with amazing network tech of far-flung future

05 Apr 11:52 | 40

UK.gov: Hi, it looks like you're procuring comms infrastructure. Might we suggest... all vendors?

Ministry of Fun review likely to recommend happy shopping

04 Apr 09:10 | 2

This is not, repeat, not an April Fools' Day joke: 5 UK broadband vendors agree to pay YOU daily rate for fscked internet

Engineer didn't show? Service later than planned? Providers need to cough up from today

01 Apr 13:23 | 47

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Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript

Dundee Antenna

So, that's cheerio the nou to Dundee Satellite Receiving Station: Over 40 years of service axed for the sake of £338,000

Java, photo via Shutterstock

Oracle splats 300 vulns in MySQL, Database, Fusion, etc, pours fresh brew of Java SE terms

White, Gray and Blacklist

The curious case of Spamhaus, a port scanning scandal, and an apparent U-turn

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Cisco emits 25 security bug fixes for IOS, takes second crack at patching WAN router SNAFUs

UpdatedOh no, these patches kinda blow, go go Switchzilla!

27 Mar 22:58 | 2

Cisco reckons there are intelligent ways to protect your network from attack – and it has free demos to prove it

PromoSwitchzilla touts advanced analytics, automation

When it comes to 5G kit security, you can go your Huawei, EU tells member nations

Risk-assessment plan snubs Uncle Sam's fears, will let Euro nations freely decide where to get telecoms gear

26 Mar 22:06 | 22

Angry man wields keyboard at a computer

Brit broadband giants slammed as folk whinge about crap connections, underwhelming speeds

TalkTalk and Sky are the worst, but Vodafone is falling fast

25 Mar 16:50 | 67

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Debate around Huawei espionage fears in UK about as clear as those darn Brexit negotiations

Digital secretary responds to Commons Science and Technology Committee, sort of

22 Mar 17:04 | 26

Annoyed user of cellphone / mobile phone

O2 brings forth a Friday fail for some unlucky UK customers

UpdatedVoice services go TITSUP* to round out the week

22 Mar 11:17 | 10

Someone checking the time

Terrified of network downtime? Connectivity collapse? Let analytics banish fear of outages

PromoCisco says assurance solution will be just the ticket

What's holding up the 5G utopia in Britain? Quite a lot, actually

Special ReportViews from the morning after the night before

22 Mar 09:15 | 18

Overheard at a Brit mobe network: On the count of Three UK, smile and say, er... we lost how many customers?

Never mind, we've got a fistful of spectrum and 5G's a-coming...

21 Mar 12:55 | 25

Dead LAN's hand: IT staff 'locked out' of data center's core switch after the only bloke who could log into it dies

'We can replace it but we have no idea what the config is on the device'

20 Mar 19:02 | 160

With an estimated 63 million devices joining the business end of networks a second by 2020, are you prepared?

PromoCisco is touting analytics, automation for that very challenge

Angry man bites a smartphone

Size isn't everything when talking mobile performance: The UK's largest cities suck at it

London, Birmingham forced to wear survey's dunce cap

19 Mar 11:59 | 11

Cartoon Aliens in a spaceship

Do Martians dream of electric Nimbys? Selling 5G needs steak, not just sizzle

CommentLet's talk about specs baby, let's talk about real 5G

18 Mar 10:04 | 19

sonic

Juniper grabs controller, inserts code, gets ready to play some SONiC Mania on its switch

Welcome to El Reg: Come for the video game references, stay for the open-source networking news

15 Mar 18:50 | 4

It's alive! Big Switch stitches together an open-source Network Operating System

Victor Frankenstein would be impressed

15 Mar 10:11 | 7

Overhyped 5G is being 'rushed', Britain's top comms boffin reckons

The technology's not ready – but they won't wait

14 Mar 16:30 | 39

Marvell-ous! Chip slinger unleashes 400Gbps switching silicon for the edge

Scream if you wanna go FASTER. SAFE, mate

13 Mar 13:51 | 1

We can do this the easy way or the Huawei, US tells Germany with threat to snip intel over 5G fears

Tough talk as calls for evidence of China naughtiness grow

12 Mar 13:14 | 64

TalkTalk returns to the email hall of shame as Pipex accounts throw weekend-long wobbly

All fine now, insists telco after Total Inability ToTalkTalk to Server Upsets Pipex peeps*

11 Mar 12:07 | 30

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