¡Bong!Factivism vs Trump
Swedish politician wants weekly hour of paid sex. For exercise
Workers told to get on the job while on the job, to boost local population
24 Feb 04:58
Get this: Tech industry thinks journos are too mean. TOO MEAN?!
Think tank is upset not every hack is spewing marketing spiel (it's just most of them)
22 Feb 22:35
FAKE BREWS: America rocked by 'craft beer' scandal allegations
Retail mega-giant accused in lawsuit of being lying IPA-holes
17 Feb 06:26
Get orf the air over moi land Irish farmer roars at drones
Pledges to eradicate drone burglary threat by 'any means necessary'
10 Feb 16:03
All of Blighty's attack submarines are out of action – report
No boats capable of chasing off naughty Russians, we're told
10 Feb 13:03
Welcome to my world of The Unexplained – yes, you're welcome to it
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Pleading guilty to assault on battery
10 Feb 10:33
Prepare your popcorn: Wikipedia deems the Daily Mail unreliable
Stage set for Jimbo Wales vs Paul Dacre. Who will win?
09 Feb 17:32
Last Concorde completes last journey, at maybe Mach 0.02
VIDConcorde 216 rolls into its very own hangar at Aerospace Bristol museum
08 Feb 08:20
RAF pilot sent jet into 4,000ft plummet by playing with camera, court martial hears
Offending DSLR became 'wedged behind control stick'
07 Feb 17:57
Parents have no idea when kidz txt m8s 'KMS' or '99'
But unlike David Cameron, they know what LOL means
06 Feb 17:13
A non-Standards Soviet approved measure of weight? Sod off, BBC!
Our 1,600 KiloJubs beat your 23 Kelpies
06 Feb 11:06
Would you like to know why I get a lot of action at night?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?I'm an 'early riser', if you know what I mean
03 Feb 10:32
David Hockney creates new Sun masthead. Now for The Reg...
LogowatchOver to you, dear readers. Start your MS Paint engines!
03 Feb 08:33
New measurement alerts! Badgers, great white sharks and the Lindisfarne Gospel
Reg Standards BureauLas Vegas hotel changes world
02 Feb 12:55
Coming to the big screen: Sci-fi epic Dune – no wait, wait, wait, this one might be good
He who controls the film rights controls the universe
02 Feb 07:34
Well-rested women in danger of bouncing their men into early grave
Better sleep means better bedroom action for women over 50
01 Feb 13:37
Parliamentary Trump-off? Pro-Donald petition passes 100k signatures
Furious clicktivists wear out keyboards in online virtue-signalling battle
31 Jan 16:00
God save the Queen... from Donald Trump. So say 1 million Britons
Parliament receives petition to prevent President's state visit
30 Jan 11:32
'Maker' couple asphyxiated, probably by laser cutter fumes
Don't try this at home. And if you do, please RTFM about ventilation
30 Jan 04:02
Did you know? The FBI investigated Gamergate. Now you can read the agents' thrilling dossier
Yes, we're being sarcastic. We're always sarcastic
27 Jan 21:24
Counter-terror cops arrest pair for sending poo-smeared toilet paper to public figures
Still better than most of the press releases we receive
27 Jan 15:59