Star Wars New Hope @ 40Short of £180,000? These guys will sort you out
Breathless F-35 pilots to get oxygen boost via algorithm tweak
'OMG zillion-dollar jet is hackable' conspiracy theories in 3, 2, 1...
20 Jul 08:32
Stop all news – it's time for us plebs to be told about BBC paycheques!
CommentSexism in the Telly Tax, sexism in pay deals... where else, Auntie?
19 Jul 14:50
Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in
Thirteen? Thirteen? The Doctor Who fans will see you now
17 Jul 13:01
What can you do with adult VR, some bronze gears and a robotic thumb? On a Friday?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Well, it gets a prosthetic thumbs-up from me
14 Jul 08:37
'Help! I'm stuck in this ATM,' writes poor bloke on a scribbled note
Cops rescue trapped technician
14 Jul 06:06
Fake Newspaper steals Reg design to spruik storage upstart
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (but we haven't checked that with our lawyers)
14 Jul 04:16
Adult toy retailer slapped down for 'RES-ERECTI*N' ad over Easter
Didn't manage to pull it off
12 Jul 12:29
Bonkers call to boycott Raspberry Pi Foundation over 'gay agenda'
This week, in crappy online petition land...
04 Jul 14:25
One thought equivalent to less than a single proton in mass
Reg Standards BureauFraction required to equal one Katie Hopkins column still unknown
04 Jul 12:36
In touching tribute to Samsung Note 7, fidget spinners burst in flames
Hang on, there's a tech angle in here somewhere... IoT, right?
29 Jun 20:42
The 'DUP' joins El Reg’s illustrious online standards converter
Reg Standards BureauHow much can you find down the back of your sofa?
27 Jun 14:34
Men charged with theft of free newspapers
Bundles of future chip wrappers allegedly nabbed from London rail station
26 Jun 08:37
Ex-NASA bod on Gwyneth Paltrow site's 'healing' stickers: 'Wow. What a load of BS'
Paltrow, we have a problem
23 Jun 11:20
Canadian sniper makes kill shot at distance of 3.5 KILOMETRES
He'd have been aiming higher than the top of London's Shard to hit his mark
22 Jun 15:28
Researchers take the piss with pee-powered liquid energy project
Bill Gates' cistern system uses your personal recharger
21 Jun 07:00
AWS launches celebrity-spotting-as-a-service: What a time to be alive
Cloud can now ID 'hundreds of thousands' of athletes, pollies, actors, struggles with oiled butt
13 Jun 02:35
Hyperloop One teases idea of 50-minute London-Edinburgh ride
Reveals candidate European routes, two tunnels under the Med, under under Baltic Sea
07 Jun 06:57
Class clowns literally classless: Harvard axes meme-flinging morons
Uni gives kids a lesson they'll never forget after spreading stupidity on Facebook
05 Jun 20:21