Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (but we haven't checked that with our lawyers)
Chap behind Godwin's law suspends his own rule for Charlottesville fascists: 'By all means, compare them to Nazis'
We did Nazi that coming
14 Aug 20:35
A storage giant wants to give you 46,763...
Terabytes? Flash drives? No, PDF pages. Price list SKUwered
14 Aug 15:14
World's largest private submarine in mystery sink accident
Captain rescued but questions remain over passenger's whereabouts
11 Aug 14:58
Foot-long £1 sausage roll arrives
You can keep your artichoke and pineapple artisan pork pastries
08 Aug 08:37
Our day with Larry Page: Embedded with one of the world's richest men
Larry: I don't know about that
05 Aug 07:34
Ofcom: Blighty has devolved into a nation of unwashed binge-streaming mole people
Folk neglecting work, chores, family to catch up on Thrones
03 Aug 08:08
RentBoy.com boss faces six months of hard time
Judge goes easy on bloke on web brothel rap, citing work with LGBTQ community
03 Aug 00:28
NEWSFLASH Now even science* says moneybags footballers are overpaid
Bewilderingly, algo-crafting boffins fail to reference Reg standards
01 Aug 12:32
Arcade Fire releases album on USB fidget spinner for £79/$105
Prank prompts 'vinyl sounds so much better than toys' debate
01 Aug 02:58
The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY
Forget Brexit, lets use grease and dead things to heal a gaping political chasm
28 Jul 08:27
Bezos' bonkers bank of bucks beats big Bill's brilliant billionaire bundle
UpdatedPresident Broflake won't be happy about it
27 Jul 19:33
US vending machine firm plans employee chip implant scheme
50 have supposedly signed up for this
24 Jul 14:51
Fan of FBI cosplay? Enjoy freaking out your neighbors? Have we got the eBay auction for you
Get this retired surveillance van for all your totally legitimate above-board activities
21 Jul 23:28
Burglary, robbery, kidnapping and a shoot-out over… a domain name?!
When transfers go really, really wrong, allegedly
21 Jul 06:02
Authorities go hard on coffee maker for stiff Viagra-powered brew
Is that a DIMM in your pocket or have you been at this banned bean again?
21 Jul 05:03
Breathless F-35 pilots to get oxygen boost via algorithm tweak
'OMG zillion-dollar jet is hackable' conspiracy theories in 3, 2, 1...
20 Jul 08:32
Stop all news – it's time for us plebs to be told about BBC paycheques!
CommentSexism in the Telly Tax, sexism in pay deals... where else, Auntie?
19 Jul 14:50
Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in
Thirteen? Thirteen? The Doctor Who fans will see you now
17 Jul 13:01
What can you do with adult VR, some bronze gears and a robotic thumb? On a Friday?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Well, it gets a prosthetic thumbs-up from me
14 Jul 08:37
'Help! I'm stuck in this ATM,' writes poor bloke on a scribbled note
Cops rescue trapped technician
14 Jul 06:06