Olympic Council of Asia will award gold medals for fragging in 2022, helped by Alibaba
White House sicko sent down for 20 years after sexting underage girls
No, not who you're thinking of. Sad!
18 May 23:50
MP3 'died' and nobody noticed: Key patents expire on golden oldie tech
And Fraunhofer won't renew 'em
16 May 11:38
Blighty bloke: PC World lost my Mac Mini – and trolled my blog!
Retailer accused of acting like a real bunch of Dixons
16 May 05:04
Have a go with this WW2 German Lorenz cipher machine – in your browser
Fancy a crack at being Germany's secret signalman?
15 May 10:30
US Coast Guard: We're rather chuffed with our new Boeing spy drone
Meanwhile Britain is binning it. Well done, admirals
12 May 12:56
Fancy a relaxed boozy holiday? Keep well away from Great Britain
Nanny State Index reveals just how hectored we are by modern-day Puritans
10 May 16:02
$6,000 for tours of apocalyptic post-Brexit London? WTF, NYT?
Bless the Cousins, they're trying really hard with this one
09 May 12:24
Italian F-35 facility rolls out its first STOVL stealth fighter
Same place that Blighty's dented jets will get their T-Cut
08 May 12:19
We are 'heroes,' says police chief whose force frisked a photographer
Brit plod used Terrorism Act to collar snapper. Hello, 2005
05 May 17:56
What augmented reality was created for: An ugly drink with a balloon
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Or you could roll over and go back to sleep
05 May 10:02
Fire fighters get grinding on London man’s trapped genitalia
Ilford fire tender attends an East Ender with trapped bellend...ugh...
04 May 13:20
Chip design chap arrested for using photocopier
If you're going to steal secret silicon designs, it's a bit of a giveaway to hang around the office making copies
04 May 02:30
Can you spout digital bollocks? London is hiring a Chief Digital Officer
Interest-free bicycle bundled with £100k+ salary
03 May 16:02
Male escort forgot pregnancy protection, scores data protection instead
You’re not taking das Michael, German judges tell gigolo’s impregnated client
02 May 14:03
Apple fanbois are officially sheeple. Yes, you heard. Deal with it
Offended? Go hassle Merriam-Webster, not us
28 Apr 12:02
China launches aircraft carrier the length of 2.1 brontosaurs
And it weighs the same as 5.7 million adult badgers
27 Apr 14:35
Reg reader offered £999,998 train ticket from Cambridge to Horley
More like National Fail amirite?
26 Apr 09:32
Man nicked trying to 'save' beer from burning building
She's in there. Who's in there, sir? My PIIIIIIINT!
25 Apr 12:17
Alaska dentist 'pulled out patient's tooth while riding a hoverboard'
When this thing gets up to 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious sh*t
21 Apr 21:25
(You can't) buy one now! The flying car makes its perennial return
Something for the Weekend, Sir?There's a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts
21 Apr 08:01