Who, Me?I like to move it, move it / You like to move it, move it
30 Mar 2020
First impressions count when the world is taken by surprise by an exciting new (macro) virus
Who, Me?Almost 30 years of VBA and the mayhem miscreants wrought with it
23 Mar 2020
Control is only an illusion, no matter what you shove on the Netware share
Who, Me?Stop that van!
16 Mar 2020
You've duked it out with OS/2 – but how to deal with these troublesome users? Nukem
Who, Me?Disk-wiping utility was meant to be a force for good, not evil
09 Mar 2020
We regret to inform you there are severe delays on the token ring due to IT nerds blasting each other to bloody chunks
Who, Me?We're all Doomed
02 Mar 2020
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to save data from a computer that should have died aeons ago
Who, Me?Drain you of your sanity, face the thing that should not be
24 Feb 2020
C'mon SPARCky, it's just an admin utility update. What could possibly go wrong?
Who, Me?Now, where was I? [tappity tap] ... BALLS!
17 Feb 2020
Who needs the A-Team or MacGyver when there's a techie with an SCSI cable?
Who, Me?When two become one in the server room
10 Feb 2020
Ah, night shift in the 1970s. Ciggies, hipflasks, ADVENT... and fault-prone disk drives the size of washing machines
Who, Me?Starting from scratch. A really big scratch
03 Feb 2020
Take DOS, stir in some Netware, add a bit of Windows and... it's ALIIIIVE!
Who, Me?Behold the Frankenworkstation
27 Jan 2020
The delights of on-site working – sun, sea and... WordPad wrangling?
Who, Me?Things can only get better, unless someone misplaces the source
20 Jan 2020
There's something fishy going down in the computer lab
Who, Me?Macro or Mackerel? Whatever it is, it looks o-fish-al. We'll get our sealskin coat
13 Jan 2020
A Notepad nightmare leaves sysadmin with something totally unprintable
Who, Me?When curiosity killed the print job. All the print jobs
06 Jan 2020
The time PC Tools spared an aerospace techie the blushes
Who, Me?Look before you leap, and by leap, we mean run del *.*
23 Dec 2019
Cheque out my mad metal frisbee skillz... oops. Lights out!
Who, Me?The day a Reg reader learned that honesty (and cheese) is its own reward
20 Dec 2019
Wham, bam, thank you scram button: Now we have to go all MacGyver on the server room
Who, Me?Gone fishing for power – with a coat hanger
16 Dec 2019
Remember the Dutch kid who stuck his finger in a dam to save the village? Here's the IT equivalent
Who, Me?It only took colleagues an hour to notice our hero was missing
09 Dec 2019
Vote rigging, election fixing, ballot stuffing: Just another day in the life of a Register reader
Who, Me?Nudity, inebriation and a desire to see a band live on stage. The Christmas countdown has begun!
02 Dec 2019