(You can't) buy one now! The flying car makes its perennial return
Something for the Weekend, Sir?
Stop squeezing my knob. No seriously, I've had enough.
"Then you give it a squeeze."
OK but not until I'm ready.
"You won't get any benefit until you squeeze it," he announces to the dark, crowded room before turning back to me. "Do it now. Go on, give it a quarter-turn to the right."
Reluctantly, while everyone else …