Remember the humanoid Tesla robot? It's ready for September reveal, says Musk Find it next to the Cybertruck, Boring tunnel maps, Twitter acquisition and my sense of commitment Personal Tech05 Aug 2022 | 91
Tesla jettisons 75% of Bitcoin holdings, boosting cash balance by $936m Estimates suggest it could take a $460 million hit on the exchange Software21 Jul 2022 | 34
Panasonic picks Kansas for $4b EV battery plant Tesla's biggest battery supplier will reportedly hire 4,000 staff Science14 Jul 2022 | 10
US EV drivers won't be able to choose vehicle safety alert sounds National Highway Traffic Safety Administration denies proposal after public consultation Offbeat13 Jul 2022 | 79
Elon Musk considering 'drastic action' as Twitter takeover in 'jeopardy' Updated Though it's not clear what tech mogul might do seeing that he has committed to completing the transaction Networks08 Jul 2022 | 135
Elon Musk had secret twins in 2021 with Neuralink exec The births bring SpaceX overlord's brood to 9 ... that we know of AI + ML07 Jul 2022 | 31
Not enough desks and parking spots, wobbly Wi-Fi: Welcome back to the office, Tesla staff Don't worry, the tweetings will continue until morale improves On-Prem27 Jun 2022 | 26
Totaled Tesla goes up in flames three weeks after crash A pit and 4,500 gallons of water were needed to put it out Personal Tech23 Jun 2022 | 173
Tesla lawsuit alleges unlawful layoffs at Nevada gigafactory It's the second time a Musk-owned company has been accused of WARN Act violations Legal21 Jun 2022 | 15
SpaceX staff condemn Musk's behavior in open letter Well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see why Science16 Jun 2022 | 84
Tesla Autopilot accounts for 70% of driver assist crashes, says US traffic safety body First of its kind report from NHTSA comes with caveats, though – the new tech also saves lives AI + ML15 Jun 2022 | 58
Toyota battles Tesla, Ford with own residential energy storage battery Another assault in the battery market as automakers race to translate EV tech to the home Personal Tech13 Jun 2022 | 9
NHTSA upgrades Tesla Autopilot probe, could lead to recall Up for debate is whether Autopilot, or humans behaving badly, is the reason for Tesla's iffy safety record Applications09 Jun 2022 | 20
Twitter shareholders to vote on Elon Musk's acquisition Mogul's team sprayed with 'firehose' of data as unending saga continues Networks09 Jun 2022 | 49
Elon Musk orders Tesla execs back to the office Bosses can always work from home – after they've done a minimum of 40 hours a week on site Bootnotes01 Jun 2022 | 156
Elon Musk needs more cash for Twitter buy after Tesla margin loan lapses Entrepreneur now looking at $33.5b bill if he wants to complete $44b purchase Networks26 May 2022 | 49
Pentester pops open Tesla Model 3 using low-cost Bluetooth module Anything that uses proximity-based BLE is vulnerable, claim researchers Research17 May 2022 | 51
Tesla sues former engineer, claims he stole Dojo supercomputer trade secrets AI is meant to solve tech challenges innate in designing, running complex system Legal09 May 2022 | 13
European tech businesses cool on China due to coronavirus lockdowns Oops. Beijing wants zero COVID, not zero foreign investment Channel06 May 2022 | 13
Elon Musk says he can get $46.5bn to buy Twitter This speech isn't free Personal Tech21 Apr 2022 | 63
British motorists will be allowed to watch TV in self-driving vehicles Meanwhile, Elon Musk says we need to crack real-world AI to get fully autonomous cars to work AI + ML21 Apr 2022 | 216
'Boombox' function sparks Tesla recall Pedestrian warning systems in 578,607 cars affected, including model S, X and Y Bootnotes11 Feb 2022 | 82
Tesla to disable 'self-driving' feature that allowed vehicles to roll past stop signs at junctions Slowing to a crawl like a human not actually allowed Software01 Feb 2022 | 220
Tesla disables in-car gaming feature that allowed play while MuskMobiles were in motion Hey Elon, it's no secret that distracted driving is a major cause of US car fatalities Personal Tech24 Dec 2021 | 111
The SEC is investigating whistleblower claims that Tesla was reckless as its solar panels go up in smoke Tens of thousands of homeowners and hundreds of businesses were at risk, lawsuit claims On-Prem06 Dec 2021 | 5
Fail: Exam paper marked by Elon Musk up for auction Sweary test on sale as Tesla CEO forgets where he parked his car Bootnotes06 Dec 2021 | 12
Samsung wheels out new silicon that turns cars into 5G-fuelled entertainment hubs Nice wheels! Thanks, it's got eight Cortex-A76 cores, a 5G modem and 32GB of RAM Personal Tech01 Dec 2021 | 30
Desktop bust and custom iPhone 13 Pro made from melted-down Tesla car for the Elon Musk dork in your life Just $8,300! Bootnotes25 Nov 2021 | 60
Server errors plague app used by Tesla drivers to unlock their MuskMobiles CEO blames 'increased verbosity of network traffic' Software21 Nov 2021 | 216
Tesla slams into reverse, pulls latest beta of Full Self-Driving software from participating car owners FSD rolled back to 10.2 after 'issues' found Software25 Oct 2021 | 75
US road safety watchdog decides against probe into Tesla battery fires Automaker accused of using software to cover up defects. Regulator says non-crash blazes are 'rare events' Software05 Oct 2021 | 13
Seeing as everyone loves cloud subscriptions, get ready for car-as-a-service future Chip titans driving shift to paid-for over-the-air feature upgrades AI + ML29 Sep 2021 | 39
Texas cops sue Tesla claiming 'systematic fraud' in Autopilot after Model X ploughed into two parked police cars Five officers seek $20m in damages from car maker and local restaurant Legal28 Sep 2021 | 128
Tesla promises to build robot you could beat up – or beat in a race May have unbeatable powers of distraction as automaker talks up its coming-soon-now AI supercomputer and glosses over product delays AI + ML20 Aug 2021 | 76
Senators urge US trade watchdog to look into whether Tesla may just be over-egging its Autopilot, FSD pudding The day before Elon's big party, too AI + ML19 Aug 2021 | 71
US watchdog opens probe into Tesla's Autopilot driver assist system after spate of crashes Lights, cones, illuminated arrows all involved, say investigators AI + ML16 Aug 2021 | 105
Tesla battery fire finally flamed out after four-day conflagration Only one Megapack went up, adjacent containers mostly kept their cool Offbeat03 Aug 2021 | 124
Giant Tesla battery providing explosion in renewable energy – not as intended Toxic smoke from fire forces Australian residents indoors just two days after COVID lockdown lifted Offbeat30 Jul 2021 | 101
New Yorkers react to strikingly indifferent statue of Elon Musk with cheerful hostility Well-travelled billionaire's likeness very likely to follow recent examples of other questionable public art Offbeat30 Jun 2021 | 25
Tesla shows off the AI supercomputer training what it hopes will one day be an actual self-driving car In Brief Plus: AlphaFold on drugs, and a Google Cloud AI tool to spot dodgy kit AI + ML27 Jun 2021 | 29
Tesla agrees to follow Beijing's rules and build a data centre in China Competition for EV makers heats up in Middle Kingdom, where Tesla is the foreigner On-Prem27 May 2021 | 6
Tesla owners win legal fight after software update crippled older Model S batteries Automaker didn't even bother defending itself Software24 May 2021 | 273
Elon Musk hits the brakes on taking Bitcoin for Tesla purchases CEO wakes up to BTC's connection to coal, holds onto the stash until mining becomes more eco friendly Personal Tech13 May 2021 | 98
Preliminary report on Texas Tesla crash finds Autosteer was 'not available' along road where both passengers died Probable cause of accident and fire still under investigation AI + ML11 May 2021 | 165
Tesla Autopilot is a lot dumber than CEO Musk claims, says Cali DMV after speaking to the software's boss 'Elon's tweet does not match engineering reality' states poorly redacted report AI + ML07 May 2021 | 127
'There was no one driving that vehicle': Texas cops suspect Autopilot involved after two men killed in Tesla crash Updated Model S took corner at high speed, left road, and smashed into a tree AI + ML19 Apr 2021 | 127
Listen, son... Monster trucks just aren't cool anymore. Real winners drive Tesla Roadsters Matchbox goes green with sustainably produced toys based on electric cars Bootnotes15 Apr 2021 | 38
Tesla broke US labor law with anti-union efforts – watchdog And Elon Musk must delete 2018 tweet threatening loss of benefits for unionizing Legal26 Mar 2021 | 74
Crims with ties to Tesla and SpaceX 'fess up to computerized conspiracies Russian chap tried to crack Tesla security, SpaceX engineer traded dodgy info on dark web stock tipping forums Security19 Mar 2021 | 6
Imagine Amazon, Uber and PayPal merging. Indonesia's rough equivalents are probably doing it Tokopedia and Gojek deal reportedly close, as Indonesia courts Tesla and wrestles SpaceX Off-Prem10 Mar 2021 | 5
Honda sends first consumer Level 3 autonomous car into showrooms, but only to 100 lucky Japanese leasers Netflix and drive is finally here AI + ML05 Mar 2021 | 25
Bitcoin surges, exchanges flooded after Tesla says it bought $1.5bn in BTC, hopes to accept it as payment soon Musk continues public love affair with cryptocurrencies Personal Tech08 Feb 2021 | 29
Tesla axes software engineer for allegedly pilfering secret Python scripts after just three days on the job WARP Drive process automation code said to be 'extremely valuable' Devops24 Jan 2021 | 105
Watchdog urges Tesla to recall 158,000 Model S, X cars to fix knackered NAND flash that borks safety features Firmware updates aren't enough to tackle worn-out memory Storage14 Jan 2021 | 111
Elon Musk says he tried to sell Tesla to Apple, which didn’t bite and wouldn't even meet SpaceX man rubbishes rumoured tech in future Apple car Science23 Dec 2020 | 106
Worn-out NAND flash blamed for Tesla vehicle gremlins, such as rearview cam failures and silenced audio alerts eMMC storage will soon enough die in 159,000 cars, automaker says Storage17 Nov 2020 | 172
Elon Musk's ancient April Fools' gag about 'Tesla Tequila' made real in lightning-shaped bottle At $250 for 750ml, the joke’s on buyers who bought the whole batch in hours Bootnotes06 Nov 2020 | 49
Braking point: Tesla has had quite enough of Trump's 'unlawful' tariffs on Chinese-made parts, sues Uncle Sam Elon Musk wants his money back, Volvo, Ford, Mercedes also pile in AI + ML24 Sep 2020 | 55
Tesla to build cars made of batteries and hit $25k price tag about three years down the road Promises full autonomy and big range boost too Personal Tech23 Sep 2020 | 134
Tesla wins defamation counterclaim against Gigafactory whistleblower Tripp's off the hook for Tesla's supposed $167.37m market cap damages, though Security21 Sep 2020 | 7
Hoverbikes, Hyperloops and sub-orbital hijinks: Yes, the '3rd, 4th and 5th Dimensions of Travel' are coming soon And you thought getting from the sofa to the laptop was a challenge Science03 Jun 2020 | 43
Watch an oblivious Tesla Model 3 smash into an overturned truck on a highway 'while under Autopilot' Video Driver braked but it was too late AI + ML02 Jun 2020 | 128