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Cloud'n'server hosting giant OVH more like OMG: Data center hardware failure knocks out services in France

BT reopens £90m UK High Court case over 1970s VAT 'overpayments'

Lost in translation and adrift in cloud storage

UK big five carriers bin wired broadband download quotas for as long as we're all stuck indoors

Microsoft qualifications will pad the CV for another year, Teams for ventilator boffins, and Windows 10 threatened with very retro news app

Adobe PhoneGap falls between the cracks thanks to new Apple requirements, developers fume

Official tailored Swift for Windows support promised in 5.3

'Social distancing champ' Linus Torvalds releases Linux 5.6, tells devs to put health before next release

Poured your info out on a call to 118 118 Money? Bad luck. Credit provider 'fesses up that hacker nabbed customer service phone recordings

You know all those stories of leaky cloud buckets taken offline? Well, some may still be there, just badly hidden

First-ever SANS Women in Cybersecurity survey reveals significant mentorship gaps

Yeah, that Zoom app you're trusting with work chatter? It lives with 'vampires feeding on the blood of human data'

Who the heck even owns this company? Where is it? Biz risk outfit uses graphDBs to build mammoth compliance network

Docker disguises itself as a development pipeline service as it stalks the IT world for its elusive target – profit

Kubernetes is 'still hard' so VMware has gone all-in on container-related tech with expanded Tanzu, vSphere 7

How does Monzo keep 1,600 microservices spinning? Go, clean code, and a strong team

UK civil service has a new boss: Alex Chisholm dubbed permanent secretary for the Cabinet Office

BT providing free meals to coax its healthy customer support staff back into office as calls rocket amid pandemic

Leaving Las Vegas... for good? IT industry conference circuit won't look the same on other side of COVID-19 pandemic

Tech's big names start to disclose possible bottom-line coronavirus impacts

Planet Computers has really let things slide: Firm's third real-keyboard gizmo boasts 5G, Android 10, Linux support

What's a Google Play? Huawei talks up fledgling AppGallery store, shows off another voice assistant with a female name

Things that make you go zoom: Huawei rolls out pictastic P40 phones, no Google Play Store in sight

2020 MacBook Air teardown shows in graphic detail how butterfly keyboards were snipped for scissor switch

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Remember that clinical trial, promoted by President Trump, of a possible COVID-19 cure? So, so, so many questions...

Hailing frequencies open, sir... America's Space Force hurls its first military comms satellite into Earth's orbit

Want to see through walls? Electroboffins build tiny chip in the lab that vibrates at just the right frequency to do it

BEHOLD! Japan's Hayabusa2 probe left human imprints on ASTEROID SAND

Call for netizens to demand scraped pics from Clearview, ML weather forecasts, and Star Trek goes high def with AI

Delivery drones: Where are they when we really need them?

Drones intone 'you must stay home,' eliciting moans from those in the zone: Flying gizmos corral Brits amid coronavirus lockdown

Don't believe the hype: Today's AI unlikely to best actual doctors at diagnosing patients from medical scans

Verity Stob

Astroboffin gets magnets stuck up his schnozz trying and failing to invent anti-face-touching coronavirus gizmo

Announcing the official Reg-approved measure of social distancing: The Osman

Lockdown ain't easy. And that's without snoring, burping, hair-shedding seals outside your house

Instagram, YouTube 'iron man' marketer first to be nabbed by Feds cracking down on fake coronavirus web cures

Articles about Star Wars

A sprinkling of Star Wars and a dash of Jedi equals a slightly underbaked Rise Of Skywalker

CommentThe Register's spoiler-free take on the last of the Skywalker movies (for now, at least)

Want to live long and prosper? Avoid pirated, malware-laden Star Wars free vid streams – and pay to watch instead

Poisoned movie feeds will do more damage than an angry Dalek

Boffins have fabricated microscopic sci-fi tractor beams for real

It can only hold millions of cold rubidium atoms for now though

Game of Thrones showrunners to make Star Wars flicks

David Benioff and D.B. Weiss will write and produce series set in bits of the Lucasverse

1980s sci-fi movies: The thrill of being not quite terrified on mum's floral sofa

How the era's films keep their enduring charm ...

Meet R2-DILDO: 'Star Wars' sex toys? This is where the fun begins

I have a good... er, I mean a bad feeling about this...

Star Wars: Big Euro cinema group can't handle demand for tickets to new flick

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to nerds raging on Twitter

Jon Hamm of Mad Men to lend his lungs to bounty hunter Boba Fett

In audiobook form at least

Disneyland to become wretched hive of scum and villainy

These might be the Star Wars-themed hotel and rides you are looking for

May the excessive force be with you: Chap cuffed after Star Trek v Star Wars row turns bloody

PollSettle this like the illogical humans you are – vote on which is best

I'll take the sandtrooper in white: Meet the rebel scum making Star Wars armour sets for a living

Star Wars New Hope @ 40Short of £180,000? These guys will sort you out

The revolution will not be televised: How Lucas modernised audio in film

Star Wars New Hope @ 40Thank God for Jedi (and other words I thought I'd never use)

Industrial Light & Magic: 40 years of Lucas's pioneering FX-wing

Star Wars New Hope @ 40The roots of multithreaded rendering software

PAH! Four decades of Star Wars: No lightsabers, no palm-sized video calls

Star Wars New Hope @ 40Sort of. Leia's a New Hope

China 'hacked' South Korea to wreck Star Wars missile shield

FireEye fingers Middle Kingdom infiltration teams

Disney plotting 15 more years of Star Wars

First we'll get non-digital Leia and Han Solo: Young Adult with Chewie and Falcon back-story

Pentagon anti-missile-on-missile test actually WORKS, for once

VidShhh! Nobody tell President Bannon you need lots of science to make this work

350,000 Twitter bot sleeper cell betrayed by love of Star Wars and Windows Phone

Computer researchers uncover yuuuge dormant army

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