Continuous Lifecycle London 2020: Save £100s now – early-bird tix offer ends this week. This is one conference you don't want to miss
EventGet up to speed with DevOps, containers, and more: Join us this May
24 Feb 2020 |
Honeycomb CTO Charity Majors to deliver keynote at our fabulous Continuous Lifecycle London conference
EventPlus: Clock is ticking on early-bird ticket offer
13 Feb 2020 |
The Register Privacy Policy for California Residents
07 Feb 2020 |
Got an AI secret you want to tell the world? Advice on ML business tools to share? Our MCubed 2020 call for papers is open and waiting for you
EventNot ready to speak yet? Grab a blind-bird ticket while you can
31 Jan 2020 |
Get hands on with Kubernetes, service meshes – and more – at our fantastic Continuous Lifecycle London conference
EventDive into an all-day workshop – now at early-bird prices – for practical advice from experts in the field
16 Jan 2020 |
Tell us what you think of The Register: Don't hold back – we need your feedback and ideas to guide us through 2020
SurveyThe Great Big – but not that big – Reg Reader Survey
13 Jan 2020 |
Continuous Lifecycle London 2020: First speakers revealed for our tip-top conference on DevOps, CI/CD – and more
EventMicroservices and cloud pioneer Sam Newman to deliver keynote
20 Dec 2019 |
Facebook campus death plunge: Cops say man jumped from 4th floor in apparent suicide
Foul play ruled out at Menlo Park headquarters
19 Sep 2019 | 10
Byte Night 2019 just weeks away: Ready to sleep on the streets for charity?
Bed down for the night with tech's great and good at Action for Children fundraiser
19 Sep 2019 | 1
Oh no, Twitter's gone down. How can we get the word out? Ah yeah, that's right. We have a website that works
UpdatedApp, dot-com go TITSUP globally (Total Inability To Share Usual Poppycock)
11 Jul 2019 | 22
We asked readers what DXC should be known for... and of course you came up with the goods
You lovely bunch of, um, brand strategists. We knew you'd treat them right
14 Jun 2019 | 41
Sunday seems really quiet. Hmm, thinks Google, let's have a four-hour Gmail, YouTube, G Suite, Cloud outage
Unlucky netizens struggle to connect to web giant suffering from 'network congestion'
03 Jun 2019 | 31
Hi! It looks like you're working on a marketing strategy for a product nowhere near release! Would you like help?
Who, Me?Engineer reveals departmental porkies, gets told never to leave his desk again
13 May 2019 | 152
Techie with outdated documentation gets his step count in searching for non-existent cabinet
On Call5-minute job? We've heard that old chestnut before
10 May 2019 | 109
If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend
Who, Me?£500k social network scotched less than two weeks after launch
07 May 2019 | 110
A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'
On CallInvestigation reveals shelves creaking under the weight of printed-out missives
03 May 2019 | 237
Facebook AI leader Sebastian Riedel to deliver keynote at MCubed 2019
Blind bird ticket offer ending soon
02 May 2019 | 1
Out-of-office email ping-pong fills server after server over festive break
Who, Me?Techie swiftly looks for a new job – but takes the 'embellishments' off his CV
29 Apr 2019 | 137
Is that a stiffy disk in your drive... or something else entirely?
On CallBruce v Sheila: Episode Two
26 Apr 2019 | 148
Cache in those chips: Intel emits more ninth-gen Core processors, Nvidia touts GPUs and swipes back at Tesla
RoundupQuick summary as your morning coffee brews
24 Apr 2019 | 4
Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper
Who, Me?Sh*t! Sh*t sh*t sh*t
22 Apr 2019 | 138
Strong-willed field support op holds it together during painful customer call
On CallAre you... Are you sure that we make this machine, sir?
19 Apr 2019 | 50
Chaos? We’ll show you how to make it work for your software org
One month till we open the doors at Continuous Lifecycle
12 Apr 2019 |
From on-prem to serverless, here’s how to transform your software ops
Start by snapping up a CLL19 early bird ticket today
11 Mar 2019 |
