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How have the BBC, Rovio and more put serverless to work?

Events If you want to know how the likes of the BBC, Rovio, and the financial sector have benefited from the next wave in cloud technology, you should join us in November at our Serverless Computing London conference. We'll be taking a three-day dive into Functions, Lambda and more, with a speaker lineup spanning practitioners, …
Team Register, 14 Sep 2018
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Machine learning and AI are changing the world – here's how to do it better

Events Even if news coverage of machine learning and AI leaves you wondering whether to laugh or cry, you know these technologies are going to profoundly change your organisation as either you adopt them or your partners and rivals do. That's why the agenda at MCubed next month will show you how to get to grips with the technology, …
Team Register, 13 Sep 2018
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Want to learn about AWS Lambda, FaaS and more in the heart of London?

Events If getting to grips with AWS Lambda, Azure Functions or FaaS is on your todo list, you should add something else – joining us at Serverless Computing London this November. We’ll be covering all these topics and more, and, because we’ve extended our early bird ticket offer, you can still save £100s on both our conference and …
Team Register, 10 Sep 2018
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Event warning... Serverless Computing London early bird offer about to expire

Events You’ve got just less than two weeks to save hundreds of pounds on tickets for Serverless Computing London, so buy now if you want to get ahead of the pack. We’ve got almost 40 speakers joining us in London in November, including keynote speakers Chad Arimura and Charity Majors, and a trio of workshop leaders. Our speakers, …
Team Register, 29 Aug 2018
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Pyspark, TensorFlow, Python: What's in your machine learning toolbox?

Events We’ve got four workshops running on October 17, covering different technologies and approaches to getting machine learning to work for your organisation. And places for all of them are filling fast. Oliver Zeigermann returns to take you through the basics of machine learning, before diving into neural networks and deep …
Team Register, 16 Aug 2018
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Want to raise cash for Action for Children’s Byte Night? The clock is ticking

If you want to help some of the most vulnerable people in the country and bed down with some of the smartest, you’ve got seven weeks to sign up for the 2018 Byte Night sleepout. It doesn’t matter if the days or nights are warm if your best option is to sleep on the streets. Which is why Byte Night, which raises money for …
Team Register, 13 Aug 2018
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Grubby, tortuous, full of malware and deceit: Just call it Lionel because the internet is MESSY

Reg Lectures Trolls, fake news, Russian bots, radicals – there's plenty to put you off going online. And there's many a politician ready to clamp down on and control the internet, in an attempt to conquer these dark forces bruising our society, systems and discourse. But attempting to control the internet isn't just wrong – it's …
Team Register, 13 Aug 2018
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Summer nights? Cool down and help Action for Children

If you can’t sleep because of the heat, we’ve got a surefire to take your mind off it - join 100s of your industry peers in October on the chilly cobbles of a town near you and raise money for Action for Children’s annual Byte Night sleep out. When the sun’s in the sky and the nights are balmy, it’s easy to forget just how …
Team Register, 3 Aug 2018
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Missed out on MCubed early bird tickets? Here's good news…

We’ve extended our early bird ticket offer for MCubed, so whether you’ve just come back from hols or are about to get off, you can still save big on our AI and machine learning extravaganza. So, if you want to get to grip with the key theories and tools behind machine learning and AI, see how your peers have put them into …
Team Register, 3 Aug 2018
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Last chance to grab MCubed early bird tickets

Events Our early bird ticket offer for Minds Mastering Machines expires this evening, so act now if you want to enjoy three days of conference and workshops highlighting how real organisations can exploit machine learning and artificial intelligence. With two superb keynote speakers, 36 conference sessions, and four optional deep …
Team Register, 31 Jul 2018
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Smart Grids, robofish and chaos... get on top of machine learning and AI

Events If you’re wondering how your organisation can cut through the hype and actually benefit from AI and machine learning, you should join us at MCubed in London this October. And by grabbing one of our earlybird tickets before they expire next week, you’ll be boosting your bottom line as well as your brain. Our conference …
Team Register, 27 Jul 2018
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Saving the internet, fake news warts and all

Remember when the internet was a thing of beauty – connecting us to long-lost friends, the innocent pleasure of buying books using “e-commerce”, of sharing photos of cats? Since then we’ve seen the election of Donald Trump as US prez, Brexit, Cambridge Analytica, trolls and fake news. The internet has evolved into something …
Team Register, 26 Jul 2018
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A sure fire way to save cash and learn how to build AI: Early bird tix to our ML conference

If you want to get to grip with the key theories and tools behind machine learning and AI, and see how your peers have them into practice in real businesses, you should grab an early bird ticket for MCubed now. Our early bird ticket offer is due to expire in a week, and with it your chance to save hundreds of pounds tickets …
Team Register, 24 Jul 2018
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Serverless Computing: Building it, managing it, developing it

Our earlybird ticket offer for Serverless Computing expires in just a few weeks, so if you want to get on top of the next generation of cloud, and keep a few hundred quid in your pocket to boot, the time to act is now. We have pioneers from the world of Serverless joining us at 30 Euston Square in November to present …
Team Register, 23 Jul 2018
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What if tech moguls brewed real ale?

Updated: Competition The fine people at CAMRA are also fans of The Register, and are giving away both free and discount tickets for possibly one of the greatest shows on Earth: the incredible Great British Beer Festival at Olympia next month. To get in free, you must enter the competition below. Free entry will go to the five readers (and two of …
Team Register, 20 Jul 2018
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What does AI and machine learning mean for finance, security, energy?

Events If you’re looking for practical advice on what machine learning and AI can do for businesses like yours, you should secure your place at MCubed, our three-day exploration of all of the above, in October. And you should act now, because our earlybird ticket offer is due to expire at the end of this month. We’ve got almost 40 …
Team Register, 20 Jul 2018
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Want to save more on Serverless Computing? You’ve gotta be FaaS

If you like simplifying your infrastructure, saving money, and beating deadlines, you’ll want to know that you’ve got just one month to save hundreds of pounds on tickets for Serverless Computing London. We’ve got almost 40 speakers joining us in London in November, including keynote speakers Chad Arimura and Charity Majors, …
Team Register, 19 Jul 2018
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Continuous Lifecycle 2019 call for papers is open NOW

Events Continuous Lifecycle London returns in May 2019, and we want to hear your proposals for conference sessions and all-day workshops, spanning the full range of agile, DevOps, application lifecycle management, CD, and container technologies and methodologies. We will be staging almost 40 conference sessions over two days in May …
Team Register, 18 Jul 2018
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TalkTalk shrugs off moaning customers to claim 80,000 more

UK comms provider TalkTalk grew its customer base by a net 80,000 in the first quarter of FY19, the company said in a trading update today. 2.1 million subscribers are now on fixed-price plans. Guess who's still most moaned about UK ISP... Rhymes with BorkBork READ MORE "We saw excellent growth in wholesale, offsetting a …
Team Register, 17 Jul 2018
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Get ready for a golden autumn of AI, machine learning... learning

If you’re heading to the beach this summer, make sure you grab an early bird ticket for MCubed now - they might not be around when you get back. MCubed hits London between October 15 and 17, with almost 40 conference sessions and four optional deep dive workshops taking you through the fundamentals of machine learning, …
Team Register, 12 Jul 2018
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Beat the heat – sleep on the streets for Byte Night 2018

It might be high summer now, but if you fancy chilling out with the great and the good of both tech and entertainment, sign up for October’s Byte Night now. Byte Night, as you must know by now, is the annual tech-heavy sleepout fundraiser for Action for Children, the UK charity which has been caring and sticking up for …
Team Register, 6 Jul 2018
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Serverless Computing London: Agenda is live

We’ve hit the button and announced the first tranche of speakers for Serverless Computing London, our three day conference on all things, well, serverless, next November. Our two keynote speakers and 32 conference speakers will take you from the basic concepts behind Serverless Computing and Function as a Service, through the …
Team Register, 26 Jun 2018
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The suits helped biz PC makers feed their kids in bumper Q2

Less than six months ago forecasters were predicting continued gloom for the European PC market. Sales had been hit hard in 2017 by price hikes amid component shortages and as US vendors sought to maintain margins by offsetting the rise in value of the US dollar versus both the Euro and the Brit pound. However, businesses …
Team Register, 26 Jun 2018
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El Reg works with Byte Night to put techies out on the streets

The Register is partnering with Byte Night, the annual tech-heavy sleepout fundraiser for Action for Children, the UK charity which has been caring and sticking up for vulnerable young people for 150 years. So, why don’t you sign up now if you want to do something for vulnerable young people, think you can rough it with the …
Team Register, 22 Jun 2018
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Missed our Continuous Lifecycle conference? Relive it in video

If you didn’t get along to Continuous Lifecycle London last month, we’ve got the next best thing: most of the conference sessions are now available to view at your leisure. Whether you’re looking to amp up your efforts around testing, deploying Kubernetes or monitoring, or are simply working out how to begin your journey into …
Team Register, 4 Jun 2018

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