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Microsoft lobs Windows 10, Server Oct 2018 update at world (minus file-nuking 'feature') after actually doing some testing

Is the Windows October 2018 update here again? Did it ever exist previously? Are we all in a feverish dream where the latest version, build 1809, is stable and fit for purpose, and Patch Tuesday was totally uneventful? Our finger hovers over the "no" button, but we live in hope of someone one day fitted a "yes" key. Huawei …
Team Register, 13 Nov 2018
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'Frontline workers' of the world, unite! And grab yourselves a Surface Go White Van Man edition

Microsoft has confirmed that a 4G version of its budget fondleslab, the Surface Go, will ship this month. The LTE version of the mini convertible 2-in-1 is targeted at "Frontline Workers". Microsoft names insurance loss adjusters and construction project managers as typical use cases. It touted Microsoft's device management …
Team Register, 12 Nov 2018
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Save £100s on DevOps, Containers, Agile and Continuous Delivery NOW

Do you want to tap into the most up to date knowledge on DevOps, Containers, Agile and Continuous Delivery, and do it in the most cost-effective way you can. Well it sounds like what you really need is a blind bird ticket for Continuous Lifecycle London 2019. We’ll be bringing CLL back to London’s QEII conference centre from …
Team Register, 12 Nov 2018
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Monday: Intel teases 48-core Xeon. Tuesday: AMD whips covers off 64-core second-gen Epyc server processor

AMD said on Tuesday it's going to roll out a 7nm 64-core second-generation Epyc server processor, dubbed Rome, in 2019. Samples of the processor are in the hands of selected organizations for testing and evaluation. This comes a day after Intel promised on Monday a 14nm 48-core Cascade Lake AP Xeon chip also for 2019. AMD's …
Team Register, 7 Nov 2018
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AI, Reinforcement Learning, Neural Networks... DevOps? Learn more this month

Event From CNNs to GPUs, there’s a whole spectrum of technologies and tools you can use to bring AI and machine learning into your business. But if you fail to manage your projects correctly, you just won’t get the benefits you’d hoped for. That’s why at our MCubed conference this month, our speakers don’t just dive into the most …
Team Register, 4 Oct 2018
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Want to get Serverless into production? Spend a few days with us

Events Embracing Serverless isn’t just a question of writing a couple of functions, flicking a switch and keeping half an eye on your costs. The fundamentals of testing, security, monitoring, and good governance still apply. So you’ll be pleased to know that these issues, and much much more are all on the agenda at Serverless …
Team Register, 2 Oct 2018
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How have the BBC, Rovio and more put serverless to work?

Events If you want to know how the likes of the BBC, Rovio, and the financial sector have benefited from the next wave in cloud technology, you should join us in November at our Serverless Computing London conference. We'll be taking a three-day dive into Functions, Lambda and more, with a speaker lineup spanning practitioners, …
Team Register, 14 Sep 2018
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Machine learning and AI are changing the world – here's how to do it better

Events Even if news coverage of machine learning and AI leaves you wondering whether to laugh or cry, you know these technologies are going to profoundly change your organisation as either you adopt them or your partners and rivals do. That's why the agenda at our MCubed conference next month will show you how to get to grips with …
Team Register, 13 Sep 2018
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Event warning... Serverless Computing London early bird offer about to expire

Events You’ve got just less than two weeks to save hundreds of pounds on tickets for Serverless Computing London, so buy now if you want to get ahead of the pack. We’ve got almost 40 speakers joining us in London in November, including keynote speakers Chad Arimura and Charity Majors, and a trio of workshop leaders. Our speakers, …
Team Register, 29 Aug 2018
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Want to raise cash for Action for Children’s Byte Night? The clock is ticking

If you want to help some of the most vulnerable people in the country and bed down with some of the smartest, you’ve got seven weeks to sign up for the 2018 Byte Night sleepout. It doesn’t matter if the days or nights are warm if your best option is to sleep on the streets. Which is why Byte Night, which raises money for …
Team Register, 13 Aug 2018
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Grubby, tortuous, full of malware and deceit: Just call it Lionel because the internet is MESSY

Reg Lectures Trolls, fake news, Russian bots, radicals – there's plenty to put you off going online. And there's many a politician ready to clamp down on and control the internet, in an attempt to conquer these dark forces bruising our society, systems and discourse. But attempting to control the internet isn't just wrong – it's …
Team Register, 13 Aug 2018

Saving the internet, fake news warts and all

Remember when the internet was a thing of beauty – connecting us to long-lost friends, the innocent pleasure of buying books using “e-commerce”, of sharing photos of cats? Since then we’ve seen the election of Donald Trump as US prez, Brexit, Cambridge Analytica, trolls and fake news. The internet has evolved into something …
Team Register, 26 Jul 2018
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A sure fire way to save cash and learn how to build AI: Early bird tix to our ML conference

If you want to get to grip with the key theories and tools behind machine learning and AI, and see how your peers have them into practice in real businesses, you should grab an early bird ticket for MCubed now. Our early bird ticket offer is due to expire in a week, and with it your chance to save hundreds of pounds tickets …
Team Register, 24 Jul 2018
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Serverless Computing: Building it, managing it, developing it

Our earlybird ticket offer for Serverless Computing expires in just a few weeks, so if you want to get on top of the next generation of cloud, and keep a few hundred quid in your pocket to boot, the time to act is now. We have pioneers from the world of Serverless joining us at 30 Euston Square in November to present …
Team Register, 23 Jul 2018
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What if tech moguls brewed real ale?

Updated: Competition The fine people at CAMRA are also fans of The Register, and are giving away both free and discount tickets for possibly one of the greatest shows on Earth: the incredible Great British Beer Festival at Olympia next month. To get in free, you must enter the competition below. Free entry will go to the five readers (and two of …
Team Register, 20 Jul 2018
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Want to save more on Serverless Computing? You’ve gotta be FaaS

If you like simplifying your infrastructure, saving money, and beating deadlines, you’ll want to know that you’ve got just one month to save hundreds of pounds on tickets for Serverless Computing London. We’ve got almost 40 speakers joining us in London in November, including keynote speakers Chad Arimura and Charity Majors, …
Team Register, 19 Jul 2018
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Continuous Lifecycle 2019 call for papers is open NOW

Events Continuous Lifecycle London returns in May 2019, and we want to hear your proposals for conference sessions and all-day workshops, spanning the full range of agile, DevOps, application lifecycle management, CD, and container technologies and methodologies. We will be staging almost 40 conference sessions over two days in May …
Team Register, 18 Jul 2018
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TalkTalk shrugs off moaning customers to claim 80,000 more

UK comms provider TalkTalk grew its customer base by a net 80,000 in the first quarter of FY19, the company said in a trading update today. 2.1 million subscribers are now on fixed-price plans. Guess who's still most moaned about UK ISP... Rhymes with BorkBork READ MORE "We saw excellent growth in wholesale, offsetting a …
Team Register, 17 Jul 2018
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Get ready for a golden autumn of AI, machine learning... learning

If you’re heading to the beach this summer, make sure you grab an early bird ticket for MCubed now - they might not be around when you get back. MCubed hits London between October 15 and 17, with almost 40 conference sessions and four optional deep dive workshops taking you through the fundamentals of machine learning, …
Team Register, 12 Jul 2018

Beat the heat – sleep on the streets for Byte Night 2018

It might be high summer now, but if you fancy chilling out with the great and the good of both tech and entertainment, sign up for October’s Byte Night now. Byte Night, as you must know by now, is the annual tech-heavy sleepout fundraiser for Action for Children, the UK charity which has been caring and sticking up for …
Team Register, 6 Jul 2018
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The suits helped biz PC makers feed their kids in bumper Q2

Less than six months ago forecasters were predicting continued gloom for the European PC market. Sales had been hit hard in 2017 by price hikes amid component shortages and as US vendors sought to maintain margins by offsetting the rise in value of the US dollar versus both the Euro and the Brit pound. However, businesses …
Team Register, 26 Jun 2018
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El Reg works with Byte Night to put techies out on the streets

The Register is partnering with Byte Night, the annual tech-heavy sleepout fundraiser for Action for Children, the UK charity which has been caring and sticking up for vulnerable young people for 150 years. So, why don’t you sign up now if you want to do something for vulnerable young people, think you can rough it with the …
Team Register, 22 Jun 2018
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Missed our Continuous Lifecycle conference? Relive it in video

If you didn’t get along to Continuous Lifecycle London last month, we’ve got the next best thing: most of the conference sessions are now available to view at your leisure. Whether you’re looking to amp up your efforts around testing, deploying Kubernetes or monitoring, or are simply working out how to begin your journey into …
Team Register, 4 Jun 2018
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Open justice FTW! El Reg fought the law – and El Reg won

The Register has won a legal battle against Midlands-based reseller Aria Technology that will help open up tribunals across England and Wales to greater public scrutiny. Following one Reg hack's boneheaded ignorance of the law determined struggle for justice, anyone who wants to see legal documents used in tribunal cases can …
Team Register, 18 May 2018

Wanna work for El Reg? Developers needed for headline-writing AI bots

April Fool The Register seeks full-time developers and data scientists to build software tools to generate El Reg-style headlines and other text. This technology will draw upon the work of top UK academic Professor Warren Rice, who has assembled a database of more than one million news stories, including the entire Register archive, and …
Team Register, 1 Apr 2018

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