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My prostate's as hard as an opal and ready to conquer Web 2.0

And ninethly And seat-belts on because the most common observation in the hallways--made with tremble of panic--is that it's deja vu all over again. The workshops are jammed, the coffee-pots drained, and the massive central auditorium turning mobs away at the doors. Here's to praying that the exuberance is not a herald of rough times ahead …
Otto Z. Stern, 8 Oct 2005
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First the terrorists, now the GOP. Why IT is against me

And ninethly We bought the son of a bitch and then he didn't stay bought - Henry Clay Frick Desperation doesn't begin to describe my state. When the first bombing blog hit on July 7, I ran to Emergency Chamber 3 with incredible speed. Sadly, I realized a number of essentials were not present in in the Chamber - an oversight from the last …
Otto Z. Stern, 27 Jul 2005
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Apple zealots pay thousands to be saved from themselves

Stern response Let me apologize for taking so very long to report back to you all about the iLemming camp that I opened earlier this month, after Apple announced it would sell out on a massive scale and use Intel chips. Things have been rather hectic, as the camp turned out to be more popular than even I expected. So far, I've made close to $ …
Otto Z. Stern, 30 Jun 2005
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'Think Again' camp opens for wounded Apple iLemmings

And ninethly I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed. I want the cultures of all the lands to be blown about my house as freely as possible. But I refuse to be blown off my feet by any. I refuse to live in other people's houses as an interloper, a beggar or a slave. Religion is a matter of the heart …
Otto Z. Stern, 13 Jun 2005
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The French can spell 'Doom'

And ninethly The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom - Guy de Maupassant Jacques called me two weeks ago in a panicked state. He needed an incredible amount of help to pull off a "yes" vote on the EU constitution. He needed the counsel of a genius political observer and ultimate …
Otto Z. Stern, 31 May 2005
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When will RIAA's Rosen respond to Otto's love note?

Stern response It has been more than a week since I asked former RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) Chairman Hilary Rosen out on a date. She has yet to respond. This makes me wonder if The Register isn't ALL the publication management claimed it to be. My words are precious, and I'll not send them into a vacuum. The delivery, …
Otto Z. Stern, 24 May 2005
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How Hilary Rosen learned to stop suing and hate Apple's iPod

And ninethly The young often when they have learnt all they can learn accuse her of an inordinate pride. She says yes of course. She has always known it and now she says it - Gertrude Stein The boring, tired adage states that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. As a middle-aged freedom fighter, I've always taken offense at this notion. …
Otto Z. Stern, 13 May 2005
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California hippies protect cats at our Peril!

Stern response Cringe. Up to this point, I've left any correspondence concerning my insights to be hashed out between you - the readers - and our own, scrumptious Lucy Sherriff. As the world's pre-eminent technology patriot, I have but a few minutes per day to waste on emails or, to be frank, explaining where many of you went wrong. Recent …
Otto Z. Stern, 1 May 2005
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Sniping bloggers can keep America safe from terrorists and cats!

And ninethly When modern imperial ideologies have dehumanized you and modern enterprises have exploited your labor, post colonial situations become occasions to assert your sense of self and culture, even when doing so appears backward to those who have been riding your back - Cornel West Recent events have left me questioning our …
Otto Z. Stern, 22 Apr 2005
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Blocking online cigarette sales threatens us all

And ninethly Smokers don't like being told what to do, particularly by people who don't understand why they smoke and dismiss smokers as mere idiots - Allen Carr With April 15 nearing, I spent the better part of Tuesday hovering over my paper shredder. As the Executive Machines EPS-825X hummed away, thoughts of Aunt Margaret kept popping …
Otto Z. Stern, 8 Apr 2005
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Why Fiorina wasn't the right man for the HP CEO post

And ninethly Jealousy is indeed a poor medium to secure love, but it is a secure medium to destroy one's self-respect. For jealous people, like dope-fiends, stoop to the lowest level and in the end inspire only disgust and loathing - Emma Goldman There's nothing sexist about admitting defeat. Congratulations to HP's board for recognizing …
Otto Z. Stern, 1 Apr 2005

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