Cyber-robbers hack European Central Bank's... website Not the actual banking bit, insists ECB after attempted shakedown On-Prem24 Jul 2014 | 1
Internet of Stuff my Pockets: Investors plough 1 BEELLION dollars into IoT Let's hope it catches on SaaS24 Jul 2014 | 12
SMELL YOU LATER, LOSERS – Dumbo tells rats, dogs... humans Junk in the trunk? That's what people have Science24 Jul 2014 | 25
FRIKKIN' LASERS could REPLACE fibre-optic comms cables Fire a laser, make an air tube, do stuff. Simple, innit? Networks23 Jul 2014 | 26
Apple fanbois SCREAM as update BRICKS their Macbook Airs Ragegasm spills over as firmware upgrade kills machines SaaS23 Jul 2014 | 92
Yorkshire cops fail to grasp principle behind BT Fon Wi-Fi network 'Prevent people that are passing by to hook up to your network', pleads plod Security23 Jul 2014 | 148
Games industry set for $5 BILLION haircut, warn beancounters Game over. Insert coins to continue play Personal Tech22 Jul 2014 | 36
Apple orders huge MOUNTAIN of 80 MILLION 'Air' iPhone 6s Bigger, harder trouser bulges foretold for fanbois Personal Tech22 Jul 2014 | 65
Cave pits, ideal for human bases, FOUND ON MOON Come on in out of the radiation and meteorites, and enjoy the unchanging temperature Science21 Jul 2014 | 33
Financial wizardess joins Apple board, air of coolness noticeably diminishes Hopefully wizardess is better than witch, here? On-Prem18 Jul 2014 | 16
Cops nab suspect using CREEPY facial recog system Looks like his dad, says computer Legal18 Jul 2014 | 60
Stephen Elop: 'Hello there' (and goodbye to 12,500 of you) QuoTW Microsoft mobile boss tries to soften jobs cuts blow Bootnotes18 Jul 2014 | 18
Ex-despot Noriega sues: How dare Call of Duty make me look like, like... Jailed dictator gets precious over image rights Personal Tech17 Jul 2014 | 21
Apple 5S still best-selling smartphone 8 months after launch Cook's empire still propping up the bar... Sam-who? Channel17 Jul 2014 | 38
When the robot rebellion comes, this Jibo droid will BORE you to death 'Social robotics', wow, those are trendy words Personal Tech16 Jul 2014 | 28
Mine's 0.2 inches bigger than yours (says future fanboi of his iWatch) Two sizes, sapphire glass - more predictions from tech 'analysts' Personal Tech16 Jul 2014 | 11
'We screwed up' sighs Sony bigwig after gaming portals collapse in DNS cock-up riddle Players blame domain name lapse for outage Personal Tech16 Jul 2014 | 13
Piece of Apple close to smashing CRAZY 2012 share price record Is an equally massive share plunge in the offing? On-Prem15 Jul 2014 | 13
Samsung threatens to cut ties with supplier over child labour allegations Vows to uphold 'zero tolerance' policy on underage workers Channel15 Jul 2014 | 15
DRONE WARS: Killers, spies? Nah, they're IDEAL for snapping pics of hot models Face, face... Give beauty, face, face! Bootnotes15 Jul 2014 | 9
Phab-u-less: Huge MONSTER iPhone 6 not due until 2015 – claim You must be pleased to see me - that's not an iThing in your pocket Personal Tech14 Jul 2014 | 42
Chow rocket blasts off for ISS: Awww, freeze-dried ice cream AGAIN The 'other' American spaceflight firm feeds the 'nauts Science14 Jul 2014 | 9
iWatch 'due November'... Y'all know what time it is? Now you do That Tag Heuer guy's barely settled in, right? Personal Tech14 Jul 2014 | 45
Apple: No, China. iPhone is NOT public enemy number 1 Updated Beijing fears it could beam secrets back to America Bootnotes14 Jul 2014 | 31
'Apple is terrified of women’s bodies and women’s pleasure' – fresh tech sex storm NSFW Bootnotes11 Jul 2014 | 110
'Green' Apple: We've smudged a bit off our carbon footprint Er, you're still manufacturing computers, right? On-Prem10 Jul 2014 | 19
Thought PCs were in the toilet? They're STILL eating Apple's lunch Mac shipments take a battering in US market On-Prem10 Jul 2014 | 60
Google Ventures opens new fund in London El Reg has a new neighbour. So. Who's for a game of knock, knock, Ginger? On-Prem10 Jul 2014 | 19
Think Google Glass is creepy? Wait until it READS YOUR MIND Startup penetrates the mind of Glassholes Software10 Jul 2014 | 42
Google went behind our backs and really hurt us, squeal upset porn kingpins 'As the pornographer here, the moral turpitude should be mine' Legal10 Jul 2014 | 78
Man FOUND ON MOON denies lunar alien interface 'The UFO people were very very angry with me' Buzz Aldrin tells Reddit Science09 Jul 2014 | 93
Dammit, Foxconn: Where's our 1 MILLION-strong robot ARMY? 'Foxbots' just aren't good enough to take up the slack On-Prem09 Jul 2014 | 8
'Ribbed' for your pleasure: Jony Ive unveils NAKED IPHONE All-glass mobe could herald the END of traditional cases Personal Tech09 Jul 2014 | 62
Down-with-the-kidz Apple stuffs up with wild 'funness' claims That word: I do not think it means what you think it means Bootnotes09 Jul 2014 | 15
'iPhone 6' survives FRENZIED STABBING. Truly, it is the JESUS Phone Vid Or, this is just a very naughty boy Personal Tech08 Jul 2014 | 77
iWatch watch: Apple tags sales bod from luxury Swiss watch firm TAG Heuer retail man pinched for wearables division Personal Tech07 Jul 2014 | 32
iPhone user shamegasm: 'I beg of you', delete sex app from my purchase list Quick, iVibe, before mum sees Software04 Jul 2014 | 40
Future Apple gumble could lock fanbois out of their own devices Travelling outside your own hood? Just in case ... *clang* Security03 Jul 2014 | 49
Facebook pays half a billion dollars for firm that slaps ads on videos 'Cos you all love sitting though THAT, right? Legal03 Jul 2014 | 18
Apple fanbois to talk at the iWatch, INSPECTOR GADGET style – report It could be a M.A.D. agent plot, Uncle Gadget... 'Nonsense, Penny. It will be great fun' Channel03 Jul 2014 | 29
AVG: We need laws to stop biz from tracking our kids CTO of antivirus firm calls for new laws on children's privacy Security03 Jul 2014 | 27
Travel website Hotel Hippo yanked offline after data leaks spotted Whose credit card details and address d'ya fancy reading? Security02 Jul 2014 | 6
Golf bloke to Richard Branson: Get on board the future bus, where there's 'NO WEATHER' Not Bong, actual quotes from tech startup love-in Legal02 Jul 2014 | 25
REVEALED: The sites blocked by Great Firewall of Iraq Exclusive Reg obtains list of banned sites in crisis-hit nation Networks01 Jul 2014 | 34
Shrew'd boffins spot TINY ELEPHANT species Mini-Dumbo critter certainly looks the part Science30 Jun 2014 | 17
Hey, Marissa Mayer: Flexi working time is now LAW in UK. Yahoo! Please don't inflict another godawful GIF on us... Channel30 Jun 2014 | 54
Amazon Fire: Who needs a WAREHOUSE when you have a global ADS PLATFORM? Analyst sees tat emporium's empire surging into China On-Prem30 Jun 2014 | 8
Devs: Fancy a job teaching Siri to speak the Queen's English? Spik propa lyk dis blud innit, ya get me? On-Prem27 Jun 2014 | 25
Occupy Google: Protesters attack ad giant as I/O gets underway There is no TRY not to be evil, says Yoda, only DO SaaS26 Jun 2014 | 37
27 Data-Slurping Facts BuzzFeed Doesn't Want You To Know! 'Fun' quizzes drill down into your MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS Security25 Jun 2014 | 40
ARRRRR. Half world's techies are software PIRATES – survey They're OPENLY doing it, too Channel25 Jun 2014 | 39
Google Nest slurps your life into the Matrix? The TRUTH Cofounder speaks out over privacy fears Networks24 Jun 2014 | 42
Dutch firm passes the world's first e-spliff to the left hand side Doobie or not doobie? That's the question... the cops will ask Bootnotes24 Jun 2014 | 40
Foxconn to take on 100 THOUSAND workers prior to iPhone 6 launch Firm shifts production back home as Indian factory's future hangs in balance Personal Tech23 Jun 2014 | 15
Glastonbury debuts festival wide Wi-Fi network - fitted to COWS A moo-ving moment in Somerset shindig's history Networks23 Jun 2014 | 30
Barack Obama was almost eaten by a robot giraffe POTUS comes within snacking distance of techno-creature Bootnotes23 Jun 2014 | 11
Google spaffs $50 MILLION on 'get girls coding' campaign Let's hope it goes a bit better than UK gov's Year of Code drive Software20 Jun 2014 | 85
Yes. App that lets you say 'Yo' raises 1 MEEELLION DOLLARS One word? We can think of at least two Applications19 Jun 2014 | 73
Apple SOLDERS memory into new 'budget' iMac No home upgrades for you, tight-fisted fanbois Personal Tech19 Jun 2014 | 153
DON'T PANIC: Facebook returns after 30-minute outage terror Update Stock price PLUMMETS after social media disaster Networks19 Jun 2014 | 59