Man asks internet for $1k for pebbles. INTERNET SAYS YES
...to the tune of 13x times what he asked for...*
03 Dec 2014 | 95
Apple patents NEVERSMASH iPHONE for fumbling fondlers
Is it a bird? A plane? No, it's an expensive mobile phone
02 Dec 2014 | 63
Hortonworks falls well short of billion dollar IPO expectations
We've Had it Oop to here with over-enthusiastic valuations
02 Dec 2014 | 4
Sick of the 'criminal' lies about pie? Lobby the government HERE
That's just a stew with a pastry lid, sputter furious pie-botherers
02 Dec 2014 | 112
Dead Steve Jobs to give iPod MP3 evidence from beyond the grave
Memos from Apple's billionaire biz tyrant to be used in monopoly lawsuit
01 Dec 2014 | 23
Amazon DROPS next day delivery amid Cyber Monday MADNESS
UpdatedFirm 'fesses up: Last-minute prezzie-hunters could be disappointed
01 Dec 2014 | 69
APPLE set to Air PLUS-SIZED iPAD – claims mag
Now where are those reliable sauces?
01 Dec 2014 | 18
Bought an iPhone 6 Plus? Odds are you've binned the iPad
Fondlers keen on smaller things... except in the bedroom. True story
01 Dec 2014 | 37
Randall Munroe: The root nerd talks to The Register
InterviewXKCD creator on life, the universe and everything
29 Nov 2014 | 62
Britain's MPs ask Twitter, Facebook to keep Ts&Cs simple
Government urged to draw up privacy 'kitemark'
28 Nov 2014 | 16
High Court: You've made our SH*T list – corked pirate torrent sites double in a day
Arrrr. Walk the crowded plank
28 Nov 2014 | 70
Oh BOY! The MICKEY MOUSE Apple Watch is no heart-throb
New gizmo lets Disney character tell you the time
27 Nov 2014 | 79
Syrian Electronic Army in news site 'hack' POP-UP MAYHEM
Gigya redirect exploit blamed for pop-rageous ploy
27 Nov 2014 | 20
Blade Runner sequel might actually be good. Harrison Ford is in it
Go ahead, you're all clear, kid... Sorry, wrong film
27 Nov 2014 | 141
UK boffins: We'll have an EMBIGGENED QUANTUM COMPUTER working in 5 YEARS
Oxford boffins toil away on Q20:20 machine
26 Nov 2014 | 46
Apple’s $700 BEEELLION market cap makes it more valuable than Switzerland
Cuckoo clocks and cheese no match for iThings
26 Nov 2014 | 51
Mysterious BEAM outside London Googleplex ZAPPED
VidProof Google is planning on charging the man in the street*
25 Nov 2014 | 50
South Londoner wins Reddit MILLIONAIRE not-a-lottery lottery
Exact amount dependent on other users’ generosity
25 Nov 2014 | 24
NEWSFLASH: You may already have seen Steve Jobs' willy
Sort of... Michael Fassbender's member has been around
25 Nov 2014 | 6
iPhone sales set to PLUMMET: Bleak times ahead for Apple
Dismal start to 2015 on the cards
24 Nov 2014 | 45
Beware Brit cops bearing battering rams. Four nabbed over Trojan claims
Rozzers join international Europol operation
21 Nov 2014 | 14
CIA crypto-king offers new 'clock' clue to crack Kryptos code
Big structure in full public view unlikely to contain anything important
21 Nov 2014 | 14
Apple bitchslaps iPhone rival Xiaomi: World No 1? That's BIG TALK
Techie smacks back with talk of homeland triumph. Ooooh
20 Nov 2014 | 30
All ABOARD! Furious Facebook bus drivers join Teamsters union
You can't poke me, I'm part of the union
20 Nov 2014 | 89
