Google Cloud rolls up in an AMD second-gen Epyc test car, looks you in the eye, pats the passenger seat

Hard Disk Dri, er, Connive: Two sales execs accused by Uncle Sam of bumping up HDD component prices

Japan would like to offer 5G firms cheap loans – because subsidies are only bad when Huawei gets them

Google lives in an Orange submarine: Transatlantic cable will get by with a little help from some friends

Red Hat tips its Fedora at CoreOS Container Linux stans: Hop onto something else, folks, cos this one's on a boat to Valhalla

Oracle gets a bit touchy-feely as CEO Catz shares a digital transformation bedtime story

OK, which Dombås stuffed Windows 10 to bursting at Swedish flatpack flinger?

Chrome 81 beta hooks browser up to Web NFC, augmented-reality features

$2.07bn? That's one Dell of a deal to offload infosec biz RSA

Shipping is so insecure we could have driven off in an oil rig, says Pen Test Partners

Tutanota cries 'censorship!' after secure email biz blocked – for real this time – in Russia

Severe vuln in WordPress plugin Profile Builder would happily hand anyone the keys to your kingdom

Honeycomb CTO Charity Majors to deliver keynote at our fabulous Continuous Lifecycle London conference

Hey GitLab, the 1970s called and want their sexism back: Saleswomen told to wear short skirts, heels and 'step it up'

Get up to speed fast: Sign up now for the DevOps Essentials workshop at our brilliant Continuous Lifecycle London

Everything's coming up Kubernetes: Google Cloud adds support for Windows Server Containers

Auf wiedersehen, pet: UK Deutsche Bank contractors plan to leave rather than take 25% pay cut for IR35 – report

That'll take the spring out of your step: Apple warns of iPhone shortages, revenue miss due to coronavirus

Xerox hopes wining and dining HP shareholders will convince them of takeover

Please, sir, we want some more! TSMC pumps extra $6.7bn into chip fabs to meet demand for new gadgetry

Is it OPPOsites day? Chinese smartphone giant expected to develop its own silicon

Don't Flip out or anything, but the 'flexible glass display' on Samsung's latest pholdable doesn't behave like glass

Samsung gives China wide berth over coronavirus woes, uses sea and air freight to ship smartphone bits to Vietnamese factories

Mi first! Latest Xiaomi flagship storms DxOMark rankings with quartet of powerful cameras

Geek's Guide

I'm sorry, Elon. I'm afraid I can't do that... SpaceX touts robo-rides for orbital vacations, lift-off in 2021-ish

Jeff Bezos bungs $10bn at climate change after chump change for Oz bush fires

SpaceX's next Starlink volley remains stuck on Earth to glee of astronomers everywhere

'That's here. That's home. That's us': It's 30 years since Voyager 1 looked back and squinted at a 'Pale Blue Dot'

One man is standing up to Donald Trump's ban on US chip tech going to Huawei. That man... is Donald Trump

Microsoft to bravely defend US democracy for a slack handful of voters in Fulton, Wisconsin

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a flying solar panel: BAE Systems' satellite alternative makes maiden flight in Oz

Please check your data: A self-driving car dataset failed to label hundreds of pedestrians, thousands of vehicles

Verity Stob

Instagram influencer fools followers into thinking Ikea photoshoot was Bali holiday

Oracle staff say Larry Ellison's fundraiser for Trump is against 'company ethics' – Oracle, ethics... what dimension have we fallen into?

You'll never select all and mark as read again after this tale of peril... Oh, who are we kidding? Of course you will

Bloke forks out £12m, hands over keys to tropical island to shoo away claims that his web marketing biz was a scam

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High Court: You've made our SH*T list – corked pirate torrent sites double in a day

Arrrr. Walk the crowded plank

28 Nov 2014 | 70

Oh BOY! The MICKEY MOUSE Apple Watch is no heart-throb

New gizmo lets Disney character tell you the time

27 Nov 2014 | 79

Syrian Electronic Army in news site 'hack' POP-UP MAYHEM

Gigya redirect exploit blamed for pop-rageous ploy

27 Nov 2014 | 20

Blade Runner sequel might actually be good. Harrison Ford is in it

Go ahead, you're all clear, kid... Sorry, wrong film

27 Nov 2014 | 141

UK boffins: We'll have an EMBIGGENED QUANTUM COMPUTER working in 5 YEARS

Oxford boffins toil away on Q20:20 machine

26 Nov 2014 | 46

Apple’s $700 BEEELLION market cap makes it more valuable than Switzerland

Cuckoo clocks and cheese no match for iThings

26 Nov 2014 | 51

Mysterious BEAM outside London Googleplex ZAPPED

VidProof Google is planning on charging the man in the street*

25 Nov 2014 | 50

South Londoner wins Reddit MILLIONAIRE not-a-lottery lottery

Exact amount dependent on other users’ generosity

25 Nov 2014 | 24

NEWSFLASH: You may already have seen Steve Jobs' willy

Sort of... Michael Fassbender's member has been around

25 Nov 2014 | 6

iPhone sales set to PLUMMET: Bleak times ahead for Apple

Dismal start to 2015 on the cards

24 Nov 2014 | 45

Beware Brit cops bearing battering rams. Four nabbed over Trojan claims

Rozzers join international Europol operation

21 Nov 2014 | 14

CIA crypto-king offers new 'clock' clue to crack Kryptos code

Big structure in full public view unlikely to contain anything important

21 Nov 2014 | 14

Apple bitchslaps iPhone rival Xiaomi: World No 1? That's BIG TALK

Techie smacks back with talk of homeland triumph. Ooooh

20 Nov 2014 | 30

All ABOARD! Furious Facebook bus drivers join Teamsters union

You can't poke me, I'm part of the union

20 Nov 2014 | 89

What a Mesa: Apple vows to re-use titsup GT sapphire glass plant

Commits to American manufacturing ... of secret tech

19 Nov 2014 | 34

Google Cloud rolls up in an AMD second-gen Epyc test car, looks you in the eye, pats the passenger seat

Hard Disk Dri, er, Connive: Two sales execs accused by Uncle Sam of bumping up HDD component prices

Japan would like to offer 5G firms cheap loans – because subsidies are only bad when Huawei gets them

Google lives in an Orange submarine: Transatlantic cable will get by with a little help from some friends

Red Hat tips its Fedora at CoreOS Container Linux stans: Hop onto something else, folks, cos this one's on a boat to Valhalla

Oracle gets a bit touchy-feely as CEO Catz shares a digital transformation bedtime story

OK, which Dombås stuffed Windows 10 to bursting at Swedish flatpack flinger?

Chrome 81 beta hooks browser up to Web NFC, augmented-reality features

$2.07bn? That's one Dell of a deal to offload infosec biz RSA

Shipping is so insecure we could have driven off in an oil rig, says Pen Test Partners

Tutanota cries 'censorship!' after secure email biz blocked – for real this time – in Russia

Severe vuln in WordPress plugin Profile Builder would happily hand anyone the keys to your kingdom

Honeycomb CTO Charity Majors to deliver keynote at our fabulous Continuous Lifecycle London conference

Hey GitLab, the 1970s called and want their sexism back: Saleswomen told to wear short skirts, heels and 'step it up'

Get up to speed fast: Sign up now for the DevOps Essentials workshop at our brilliant Continuous Lifecycle London

Everything's coming up Kubernetes: Google Cloud adds support for Windows Server Containers

Auf wiedersehen, pet: UK Deutsche Bank contractors plan to leave rather than take 25% pay cut for IR35 – report

That'll take the spring out of your step: Apple warns of iPhone shortages, revenue miss due to coronavirus

Xerox hopes wining and dining HP shareholders will convince them of takeover

Please, sir, we want some more! TSMC pumps extra $6.7bn into chip fabs to meet demand for new gadgetry

Is it OPPOsites day? Chinese smartphone giant expected to develop its own silicon

Don't Flip out or anything, but the 'flexible glass display' on Samsung's latest pholdable doesn't behave like glass

Samsung gives China wide berth over coronavirus woes, uses sea and air freight to ship smartphone bits to Vietnamese factories

Mi first! Latest Xiaomi flagship storms DxOMark rankings with quartet of powerful cameras

I'm sorry, Elon. I'm afraid I can't do that... SpaceX touts robo-rides for orbital vacations, lift-off in 2021-ish

Jeff Bezos bungs $10bn at climate change after chump change for Oz bush fires

SpaceX's next Starlink volley remains stuck on Earth to glee of astronomers everywhere

'That's here. That's home. That's us': It's 30 years since Voyager 1 looked back and squinted at a 'Pale Blue Dot'

One man is standing up to Donald Trump's ban on US chip tech going to Huawei. That man... is Donald Trump

Microsoft to bravely defend US democracy for a slack handful of voters in Fulton, Wisconsin

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a flying solar panel: BAE Systems' satellite alternative makes maiden flight in Oz

Please check your data: A self-driving car dataset failed to label hundreds of pedestrians, thousands of vehicles

Instagram influencer fools followers into thinking Ikea photoshoot was Bali holiday

Oracle staff say Larry Ellison's fundraiser for Trump is against 'company ethics' – Oracle, ethics... what dimension have we fallen into?

You'll never select all and mark as read again after this tale of peril... Oh, who are we kidding? Of course you will

Bloke forks out £12m, hands over keys to tropical island to shoo away claims that his web marketing biz was a scam

Jasper Hamill

Man asks internet for $1k for pebbles. INTERNET SAYS YES

Apple patents NEVERSMASH iPHONE for fumbling fondlers

Hortonworks falls well short of billion dollar IPO expectations

Sick of the 'criminal' lies about pie? Lobby the government HERE

Dead Steve Jobs to give iPod MP3 evidence from beyond the grave

Amazon DROPS next day delivery amid Cyber Monday MADNESS

APPLE set to Air PLUS-SIZED iPAD – claims mag

Bought an iPhone 6 Plus? Odds are you've binned the iPad

Randall Munroe: The root nerd talks to The Register

Britain's MPs ask Twitter, Facebook to keep Ts&Cs simple

High Court: You've made our SH*T list – corked pirate torrent sites double in a day

Oh BOY! The MICKEY MOUSE Apple Watch is no heart-throb

Syrian Electronic Army in news site 'hack' POP-UP MAYHEM

Blade Runner sequel might actually be good. Harrison Ford is in it

UK boffins: We'll have an EMBIGGENED QUANTUM COMPUTER working in 5 YEARS

Apple’s $700 BEEELLION market cap makes it more valuable than Switzerland

Mysterious BEAM outside London Googleplex ZAPPED

South Londoner wins Reddit MILLIONAIRE not-a-lottery lottery

NEWSFLASH: You may already have seen Steve Jobs' willy

iPhone sales set to PLUMMET: Bleak times ahead for Apple

Beware Brit cops bearing battering rams. Four nabbed over Trojan claims

CIA crypto-king offers new 'clock' clue to crack Kryptos code

Apple bitchslaps iPhone rival Xiaomi: World No 1? That's BIG TALK

All ABOARD! Furious Facebook bus drivers join Teamsters union

What a Mesa: Apple vows to re-use titsup GT sapphire glass plant

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It is with a heavy heart we must inform you, once again, folks are accidentally spilling thousands of sensitive pics, records onto the internet

Good news: Neural network says 11 asteroids thought to be harmless may hit Earth. Bad news: They are not due to arrive for hundreds of years

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C'mon SPARCky, it's just an admin utility update. What could possibly go wrong?

SpaceX's next Starlink volley remains stuck on Earth to glee of astronomers everywhere

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