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You better watch out, you better not cry. Better not pout, I'm telling you why: SQLite vuln fixes are coming to town

May your days be merry and bright, and may you all go patch your SQLite

18 Dec 00:16 | 13

Memes, messengers, and missiles: From Twitter to chat apps and weapons, security is ho-ho-hosed this Xmas

Just slightly better than coal in your stocking

18 Dec 01:20 | 10

You wait for one IT giant to show up with its sales figures, then two come at once: Red Hat, Oracle

Highlight: Ellison goes bananas over AWS Aurora noise

18 Dec 04:12 | 17

Oh Deer! Poacher sentenced to 12 months of regular Bambi screenings in the cooler

Animated tear-jerker awaits man who illegally shot bucks

18 Dec 05:36 | 126

On the first day of Christmas, MIPS sent to me: An open-source-ish alternative to RISC-V

Well, if you pronounce it 'Vee' and not 'Five'... Anyway, instruction set to be touted under undisclosed license

18 Dec 07:26 | 18

Good from AFA... and not far from good: Analysts reveal flash array vendors' digits

For now, it's a business to be in... for everyone but Hitachi

18 Dec 09:12 | 1

Pork pulled: Plug jerked out of beacon of bacon delight

Student vending machine project comes to a close

18 Dec 10:10 | 105

Microsoft flings untested Windows 10 updates to users! (Oh no it doesn't!)

It's panto season in this week's Microsoft roundup

18 Dec 11:03 | 51

The Palm Palm: The Derringer of smartphones

A wearable crossed with a mobile? Sounds terrible, but it's lovely

18 Dec 12:00 | 105

Still using Azure Scheduler? Schedule in 30 September 2019 'cos it's being euthanised

Hi! I'm a task scheduler! Nobody really knows what I do until I stop doing it...

18 Dec 13:00 | 7

It's beginning to look a lot like multi-threaded CPUs, everywhere you go... Arm teases SMT Cortex-A65AE car brains

Robo-ride processor core acts a lot like Intel Hyper-Threading

18 Dec 14:00 | 14

Bonne année, Google, Facebook! France to tax tech giants from 1 Jan

Nation becomes the latest to go it alone as EU talks stall

18 Dec 15:00 | 18

BT: Soz about that £1.3m CEO bonus vote, shareholders. Friends?

We're listening, insists company right before new chief exec takes post

18 Dec 15:58 | 9

Brit startup Graphcore tossed a £200m early Christmas pressie for machine learning CPU

Bristol firm says it will 'triple' headcount

18 Dec 16:57 | 8

Ofcom: More spectrum for all the good boys and girls. Except you, EE. You've had your fill

UK mobile networks had better open their wallets

18 Dec 17:40 | 6

German cybersecurity chief: Anyone have any evidence of Huawei naughtiness?

We won't be having a word with local firms until then

18 Dec 18:30 | 56

Scrubtastic end to 2018 as SpaceX, Blue Origin, Arianespace all opt for another day on Earth

But spare a thought for 'nauts coming home in punctured Soyuz

18 Dec 19:30 | 12

Newsflash: Twitter still toxic place for women, particular those of color, Amnesty study finds

Journos, politicos trolled, abused 'once every 30 secs'

18 Dec 20:24 | 48

American bloke hauls US govt into court after border cops 'cuffed him, demanded he unlock his phone at airport'

California traveler wants damages for allegedly being made to open mobe, miss flight

18 Dec 21:43 | 113

Is Google purposefully breaking Microsoft, Apple browsers on its websites? Some insiders are confident it is

Google's doing to Microsoft what Microsoft did to everyone in the 1990s... allegedly, cough

18 Dec 22:53 | 121

Houston, we've had a problem: NASA fears internal server hacked, staff personal info swiped by miscreants

Another leak, this time it's personal. Plus: Trump launches Space Force, er, Command

18 Dec 23:32 | 25

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