Bootnotes Southport: Come for a round of golf, stay for the flesh-eating STIs Donovanosis infection menaces Brit home town of El Reg's HR department 24 Aug 05:06 | 35
On-Prem Surprise! VAT, customs likely to get a bit trickier in a Brexit no-deal world UK traders: 'Help us, HMRC, you're our only hope' 24 Aug 06:04 | 150
Security Back to school soon – for script kiddies as well as normal kids. Hackers peddle cybercrime e-classes via Telegram Bitcoin rather than student loan required for fraud classes 24 Aug 06:29 | 11
AI + ML Game over, machines: Humans defeat OpenAI bots once again at video games Olympics Computer software not ready to beat living Dota 2 pros yet 24 Aug 07:04 | 10
On-Call Abracadabra! Tales of unexpected sysadmagic and dabbling in dark arts All work and no play makes tech support a dull gig – meet the techies who added in a drop of intrigue 24 Aug 08:10 | 102
Analysis We can rebuild him, we have the technology: AI will help security teams smack pesky anomalies Big data, smart machines and analytics, with a human behind the wheel 24 Aug 08:44 | 9
Personal Tech Android data slurping measured and monitored Study lays bare personal data flows from mobes to the Chocolate Factory 24 Aug 09:20 | 89
On-Prem Respected Wall St analyst snips HPE's share price rating Off pace in server market. As for cloud... don't even go there 24 Aug 09:50 | 4
Security Chap asks Facebook for data on his web activity, Facebook says no, now watchdog's on the case Info collected on folk outside the social network 'not readily accessible' 24 Aug 10:20 | 143
Security Hackers clock personal deets on 'two million' T-Mobile US subscribers 'International group' of miscreants fingered, financial data said to be safe 24 Aug 10:50 | 10
Software £1 in every fiver that UK biz, public sector spent on software in 2017 went to *drumroll* Microsoft Happiness is Adobe-shaped, misery looks more like Micro Focus and Oracle 24 Aug 11:20 | 36
On-Prem HP Inc strips off, rolls around as Windows 10 money pours down If only OS 'sunsets' happened every quarter 24 Aug 11:59 | 12
Interview Keep yer plastic, says analyst: eSIMs aren't all they're cracked up to be IoT-oriented tech has few advantages for consumers 24 Aug 12:30 | 63
Networks Netadmins: Grab a plate and wander down El Reg's network buffet Broadband Forum standards, ZTE drags down optical market, and more 24 Aug 13:25 | 3
Personal Tech Do I hear two million dollars? Apple-1 fossil goes on the block, cassettes included 1970s tech 'Picasso', two previous owners 24 Aug 14:30 | 49
Security Uni credential-swiping hack campaign linked to Iranian government US firm Secureworks lifts lid on further targeting of academia 24 Aug 15:31 | 13
Bootnotes OMG! Battle looms over WTF! trademarks P&G wakes up to internet abbreviations, LOL 24 Aug 16:25 | 48
Networks It's a net neutrality whodunnit: Boffins devise way to detect who's throttling transit Simple, really – follow the congested links 24 Aug 17:20 | 23
On-Prem Xeon-bashing Tachyum claims its Prodigy CPU will run AI jobs as well as traditional apps No need for GPU/TPU acceleration? We'll see 24 Aug 18:05 | 9
Security Well, can't get hacked if your PC doesn't work... McAfee yanks BSoDing Endpoint Security patch Don't install August update, world+dog warned 24 Aug 19:23 | 29
Personal Tech Windows 10 July update. Surface Pro 4. Working fondleslab. Pick two Avoid OS build 17134.191 on tablets, it wrecked our gear, complain owners 24 Aug 20:09 | 47
Analysis As porn site pounds hard on piracy laws, Cox pulls out prematurely Time for the internet to grow up? Critical US DMCA safe harbor rules in the spotlight 24 Aug 20:53 | 37
Security Now that's a fortune cookie! Facebook splats $5k command-injection bug in one of its servers Find flaw, report flaw, fix flaw, get paid. Bish, bash, bosh 24 Aug 21:51 | 7
On-Prem Salesforce boss Marc Benioff objects to US immigration policy so much, he makes millions from, er, US immigration Billionaire bashed with 'hypocrisy' stick by activists 24 Aug 22:51 | 36
Virtualization All clouds rain into VMware's steadily swelling coffers Everything's embiggening – just don't ask about the Dell split 24 Aug 22:56 |
Updated to add Everybody dance now: Watch this AI code fool friends into thinking you can cut a rug like a pro Day one: Dance moves. Day two: Committing crimes? 24 Aug 23:50 | 30