On-Prem Qual-gone: 1,200+ axed from Snapdragon, Centriq giant Qualcomm Chip designer pushes hundreds out the door in cost-cutting drive 20 Apr 00:25 | 5
On-Prem Will Dell eat VMware? Or will Carl Icahn snack on Dell? And where does Uber fit in? Yes, Uber! Let’s get up to date on the crazy world of reverse mergers 20 Apr 02:16 | 6
Software Oracle pledges annual Solaris updates for you to install each summer And a plan to have users of Sun hardware upgrade if they want Solaris 11.4 and proper patches 20 Apr 03:08 | 17
Pic Here's another headline where NASA is dragged through the mud for cheap Mars wise cracks Oh no, wait, that is the news. Except the cheap part 20 Apr 06:02 | 25
Legal ZTE to USA: Sure, ban us, but you cannot afford such victories We’ve done everything you asked - even implemented SAP - pleads Chinese vendor 20 Apr 06:32 | 56
On-Call CEO insisted his email was on server that had been offline for years When the dotcom bubble burst, the surviving techies learned the true meaning of just-in-time training 20 Apr 06:57 | 124
Databases Apple unleashes FoundationDB as an open source project Secretive company talks up the need for open community 20 Apr 07:27 | 14
Something for the Weekend, Sir? There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick Grumble grumble where's me suet pudding in Bovril etc 20 Apr 08:05 | 320
Bootnotes Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered? Bros gig, smellies, branded socks... Here are our tales. Tell us yours 20 Apr 08:41 | 207
Episode 6 BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried You're here to audit us? Hi! Fancy a coffee? 20 Apr 09:09 | 72
Personal Tech LESTER gets ready to trundle: The Register's beer-bot has a name And garners industry attention 20 Apr 09:44 | 53
Legal EU under pressure to slap non-compliance notice on Google over pay-to-play 'remedy' Comparison shopping websites won't use Chocolate Factory fix 20 Apr 10:13 | 30
Legal Government demands for people's personal info from Microsoft reach all-time low Just 23k requests in first half of 2017, says Windows giant 20 Apr 10:59 | 6
Storage And so it begins: Veritas lays off UK workers, R&D bods hit hardest At least 100 out at cloud data wrangling biz, sources claim 20 Apr 11:41 | 16
Personal Tech Two's company, Three's unbowed: You Brits will pay more for MMS snaps UK mobe network ups charges for sunshine selfie-takers, just in time for their hols 20 Apr 12:08 | 58
Legal Creaky NHS digital infrastructure risks holding back gene boffinry, say MPs Ask for clear budgets, better training and yup, public engagement 20 Apr 13:21 | 16
Storage It's a Pivotal moment: Dell's cloudy soft limb hits the stock market Still firmly in Big Mike's clutches despite IPO 20 Apr 13:52 |
Science Samsung-backed gizmo may soon juice up your smartphone over the air What a time to be alive 20 Apr 14:26 | 32
Security Planned European death ray may not need Brit boffinry brain-picking Plenty of laser research already going on – but there's more than one way to melt a drone 20 Apr 15:06 | 54
Bootnotes Drama brews on high seas as Playmobil ship running out of steam Vessel charts a course to pirate tax haven 20 Apr 16:06 | 15
Video Twenty years ago today: Windows 98 crashed live on stage with Bill Gates. Let's watch it again... Relive that sphincter-loosening Blue Screen of Death 20 Apr 17:53 | 95
OSes Apple's magical quality engineering strikes again: You may want to hold off that macOS High Sierra update... Because 10.13.4 is seemingly unstable and performing poorly 20 Apr 18:33 | 66
Security British Crackas With Attitude chief gets two years in the cooler for CIA spymaster hack Kane Gamble gambles and loses on hacking skills 20 Apr 19:21 | 53
Personal Tech Amazon, LG Electronics turned my vape into an exploding bomb, says burned bloke in lawsuit Scalded smoker wants injury damages, healthcare bills paid 20 Apr 20:07 | 102
Security No way, RSA! Security conference's mobile app embarrassingly insecure Sorry about the hard-coded passwords, can we sell you some crypto now? 20 Apr 21:20 | 15
On-Prem Kaspersky Lab loses the privilege of giving Twitter ad money Twitter's loss is the EFF's gain 20 Apr 22:06 | 30
Security Oh, baby! Newborn-care website leaves database of medics wide open Health Stream, are you out there? The guy that found your data leak wants a word 20 Apr 23:30 | 4