Make Apple, er, America Great Again: iGiant to bring home profits, pay $38bn in repatriation tax
Apple announced today it will start to repatriate back to America some of the massive profits it accumulated outside the USA – and will use the cash to Make America Great Again.
Free gift for all readers: Google's AutoML launch translated into plain English (where possible)
Google today tore the covers off something called Cloud AutoML, a new service that's part of its "mission to democratize AI."
Crypto-cash exchange BitConnect pulls plug amid Bitcoin bloodbath
Amid a cryptocurrency price correction that has seen the price of Bitcoin drop by half from its mid-December peak, UK-based cyber-cash lending and exchange biz BitConnect said it is shutting down.
Broadcom confirms anti-trust probe, professes zero worries
Broadcom has confirmed it's under investigation by the United States' Federal Trade Commission (FTC) over antitrust issues, but doesn't believe that's going to affect its business.
Industrial systems scrambling to catch up with Meltdown, Spectre
Vendors of industrial systems have joined the long list of vendors responding responses to the Meltdown and Spectre processor vulnerabilities.
YouTube turns off cash tap for automatic video nasties
YouTube’s changed its rules to exclude low-traffic channels from its Partner Program, the scheme that sees it share ad revenue with video-makers.
North Korea's finest spent 2017 distributing RATs, wipers, and phish
South Korea was the target of a barrage of malware campaigns last year.
Software that predicts whether crims will break the law again is no better than you or me
Software that predicts how likely a criminal will reoffend – and is used by the courts to mete out punishments – is about as smart as a layperson off the street.
Red Hat slams into reverse on CPU fix for Spectre design blunder
Techies are scratching their heads after Red Hat pulled a CPU microcode update that was supposed to mitigate variant two of the Spectre design flaw in Intel and AMD processors.
Mozilla edict: 'Web-accessible' features need 'secure contexts'
Mozilla has decided to further locking down the Internet with the announcement that developers can only access new Firefox features from what it calls “secure contexts”.
Former Cisco CEO John Chambers says insects are the new lobsters
Former Cisco CEO John Chambers has launched his very own venture capital firm.
VTech fondleslabs for kids 'still vulnerable' despite sanctions
New InnoTab child learning devices still have the same security flaw first found by researchers at Pen Test Partners two years ago.
How many Routemaster bus seats would it take to fill Wembley Stadium?
A strong contender has emerged for an addition to The Register Standards Soviet's list of officially approved weights and measures: the Routemaster Fleet.
All aboard the Vomit Comet: Not the last train to Essex, but a modded 727 for weightless flight
Anyone who has grown up watching the antics of Apollo astronauts aboard Skylab or the acrobatics of Shuttle and ISS crews has likely dreamed of experiencing weightlessness. Ideally in a way that doesn't involve either a sickening drop in an elevator or alarming turbulence over the Atlantic.
The Register Lecture: What will drive our cars when the combustion engine dies
Whether you’ve always wondered whether hydrogen is the motor fuel of the future, or what happens to the inside of Lithium Ion battery when you drive a nail through, you’d have gotten your answers at our January Register Lecture.
The Register Lecture: Detecting deception
Billions of pounds are lost annually to lies. As we become more digital and more connected through web, devices and social the reach of liars and the consequences of their actions assume bigger and more personal proportions - compromised bank accounts, stolen personal data and lost intellectual property.
The Register Lecture: The Secret Spitfires
When Britain’s future hung in the balance in 1940, a covert army of men, women and children set to work in network of sheds, garages and bus depots across Britain building desperately needed Supermarine Spitfires for the RAF’s war effort.
Intellectual Property Office drops, er, patently cool cartoon to teach kids about trademarks
How do you get seven-year-olds interested in intellectual property? Anyway, indeed, why would you want to? No matter, the UK's Intellectual Property Office has launched a cartoon answering the question no one has ever asked.
NHS: Thanks for the free work, Linux nerds, now face our trademark cops
The small team behind an ambitious NHoS Linux project are calling it a day, citing receipt of a trademark infringement warning from the UK Department of Health's (DoH) "brand police" as the "final straw."
What do voters want? An IRL Maybot? Sure, give that a whirl
A local Tory candidate has suggested the party creates a chatbot to up its digital cred and boost engagement with voters. Its name? Theresa Maybot.
M&S extends customer support contract with, er, Capita
Despite ditching other tech suppliers in a consolidation push, Marks & Spencer – purveyor of Brit middle-class dreams – has extended a customer support agreement with everyone's fave outsourcing titan, Capita, for £70m.
And Oracle E-biz suite makes 3: Package also vulnerable to exploit used by cryptocurrency miner
A third Oracle enterprise package has been patched against a crypto-mining exploit.
Apple iPhone X: Two weeks in the life of an anxious user
A top-end smartphone isn’t just for Christmas: it’s for 18 months, maybe two years, two-and-a-half at a push. So here at The Reg, we let the stardust settle around Apple's iPhone X launch before putting the product to test in the field for longer than an afternoon. Fanboi squeals written up just after you peel away the cellophane are no use to anyone.
Google fuels up Chromecast Wi-Fi flooding fix
Google has confirmed plans to issue a patch for Chromecast and Google Home aimed at resolving a traffic flooding problem that was swamping home networks.
DXC confirms veep level shake-up in new world order
ExclusiveDXC Technologies is splitting with exec veep and general manager Mike Nefkens - previously the boss for HPE Enterprise Services before the spin merger with CSC - amid a massive shake-down of the exec line-up.
F-35 'incomparable' to Harrier jump jet, top test pilot tells El Reg
InterviewWhat's it like to fly an F-35 fighter jet? We interviewed the chief British test pilot about a uniquely British flying technique – and then had a play with a full cockpit simulator to find out for ourselves.
Someone is touting a mobile, PC spyware platform called Dark Caracal to governments
An investigation by the Electronic Frontier Foundation and security biz Lookout has uncovered Dark Caracal, a surveillance-toolkit-for-hire that has been used to suck huge amounts of data from Android mobiles and Windows desktop PCs around the world.
Scumbag who tweeted vulnerable adults' details is hauled into court
A man from Kent, England, has been prosecuted under the UK's Data Protection Act for leaking sensitive police information on Twitter.
Home Office admits it sent asylum seeker’s personal info to the state he was fleeing
An asylum seeker has won £15,500 from the UK’s Home Office after it blabbed confidential information about his persecution in his home country - to authorities in the state.
DigitalOcean cuts cloud server pricing to stop rivals eating its lunch
Faced with a customer base being lured away by cheaper cloud compute services at its competitors, DigitalOcean has cut prices and increased RAM and SSD storage for its users.
Feds charge Barclays trader with fraud in Hewlett-Packard deal
The former head of foreign currency exchanges at Barclays New York has been charged in the US with devising and executing a "scheme to defraud HP of money and property", according to an indictment entered yesterday.
Sili-spurned Valley! No way, San Jose! Amazon snubs SF Bay Area in search for HQ2 city
Amazon has trimmed its list of potential cities where it wants to build its second headquarters, dubbed HQ2. The Bezos Bunch says it has narrowed down a list of 238 proposals to 19 US cities and one in Canada.
Sad-sack Anon calling himself 'Mr Cunnilingus' online is busted for DDoSing ex-bosses
An electronics technician pleaded guilty on Wednesday to orchestrating distributed denial of service (DDoS) attacks on a former employer and other organizations – and to unlawfully possessing a firearm as a former felon.
Plutus Payroll victims asked to explain themselves to receiver
Contractors left out of pocket by the collapse of alleged tax-skimming scammers Plutus Payroll have been asked to provide copious details of their employment history by receiver Deloitte, which appears to have few details of claimants’ status or relationship to Plutus and its associated companies.