On-Prem Citrix suddenly changes CEO: Tatarinov out, COO David Henshall in 'Mutual separation decision' after just 18 months in the job 12 Jul 01:19 | 3
Servers Seagate SNAFU sees Cisco servers primed for data loss Disks shipped with the wrong write cache settings and found their way into UCS boxen 12 Jul 02:27 | 15
Deep dive Intel bolts bonus gubbins onto Skylake cores, bungs dozens into Purley Xeon chips Inside Chipzilla's new security measures 12 Jul 03:19 | 24
Personal Tech Dell gives world its first wireless-charging laptop if you buy $580 extra kit Or you could buy two of the cheaper battery-pack keyboards for less than the wireless kit 12 Jul 04:58 | 31
Servers New Azure servers to pack Intel FPGAs as Microsoft ARM-lessly embraces Xeon 'Intel Xeon Scalable Processor' hailed as 'cornerstone for new platform' with servers customised for different roles 12 Jul 05:56 | 8
Devops JavaScript spec gets strung out on padding ECMAScript 2017 addresses left-pad gate, alongside various improvements 12 Jul 07:01 | 26
Science NASA flies plane through Earthly shadow of Kuiper Belt object 2014 MU69 is New Horizons' next stop and this is a way to get an early look 12 Jul 07:28 | 39
Personal Tech Nokia inks wide-ranging deal with Xiaomi: Not just IP and handsets Oh Mi goodness 12 Jul 08:01 | 1
Legal European Parliament keen to throw news publishers a bone But will Google and Facebook be good neighbours? 12 Jul 08:39 | 15
Personal Tech The life and times of Surface, Microsoft's odds-defying fondleslab A hard-won hit at five 12 Jul 09:19 | 75
Security Brit military scolded for being too selfish with sexy high-end tech Armed forces must do more to attract innovators and put an end to demanding blueprints 12 Jul 10:02 | 21
Legal Blighty's prosecutors slammed for failing to deliver savings on electronic tagging £60m spent so far and five years late 12 Jul 10:27 | 14
On-Prem Apple building data centre in China to comply with tough cybersecurity laws Citizen data can only be stored within the country 12 Jul 10:52 | 16
Legal Virgin Trains dodges smack from ICO: CCTV pics of Corbyn were OK Showing Labour boss wasn't on 'ram-packed' train didn’t break law 12 Jul 11:19 | 77
Personal Tech BlackBerry taking action to fix 'pop-out' screen – namely more glue KEYone flagship crumbles under pressure 12 Jul 11:37 | 14
AI + ML AI vans are real – but they'll make us suck at driving, warn boffins Transport brainboxes urge UK.gov to keep eye on tech 12 Jul 11:57 | 78
Bootnotes Adult toy retailer slapped down for 'RES-ERECTI*N' ad over Easter Didn't manage to pull it off 12 Jul 12:29 | 143
Security AI cybersecurity startup Darktrace scores $75m, now valued at $850m Mike Lynch-backed firm pushes unicorn status as demand soars 12 Jul 13:24 | 2
On-Prem Micro Focus posts pre-HPE Software borg numbers Look here, we're doing OK now, aren't we? 12 Jul 13:45 | 5
Storage WD gets court order: Toshiba can't block access to shared database Of double negatives, TSVs, TROs, BiCS and JVs 12 Jul 14:09 | 10
Servers Server vendors board the Xeon SP party bus Who'll get all the hotties? Who'll mope in the corner thinking about EPYC? 12 Jul 14:40 | 4
Security Slower US F-35A purchases piles $27bn onto total fighter jet bill Economies of scale, in reverse 12 Jul 15:04 | 93
Comment When 'Saving The Internet' means 'Saving Crony Capitalism' The curious case of the dog that didn’t bark 12 Jul 15:27 | 50
Legal WannaCry prompts promise of extra cash towards NHS security UK.gov pledges transparency in long-awaited response to data and consent reviews 12 Jul 16:02 | 14
Security Dial S for SQLi: Now skiddies can order web attacks via text message Katyusha scanner targets web servers with instant chat 12 Jul 19:20 | 17
Updated 14 million Verizon subscribers' details leak from crappily configured AWS S3 data store US telco giant insists only infosec bods saw the info 12 Jul 19:34 | 12
Personal Tech Brickbat unwraps in lap of crap Snapchat yap app technocrat brats after stock splat mishap Have we just reached Peak Register? 12 Jul 20:07 | 14
Analysis Hey, remember that monkey selfie copyright drama a few years ago? Get this – It's just hit the US appeals courts And, surprise, surprise, everyone's still baffled 12 Jul 21:15 | 167
Devops Good news: Samsung's Tizen no longer worst code ever. Bad news: It's still pretty awful TVs, phones, watches, you all get Sammy's bugs 12 Jul 21:44 | 51
Legal Guess who doesn't have to pay $1.3bn in back taxes? Of course it's fscking Google Dieu merci, nous n'avons pas mis en place un bureau à Paris, le grand fromage of ads sighed 12 Jul 21:53 | 66
Legal Ready, aim... Ignition! Valley VC bigwig ejects after conduct complaints Firm needs a new anti-harassment trainer after blowup 12 Jul 22:32 | 8
Security Blue Cross? Blue crass: Health insurer thought it would be a great idea to mail plans on USB sticks Sure, teach people it's OK to plug in random drives 12 Jul 22:50 | 24
Video An AI can replace what a world leader said in his video-taped speech. This will end well. Not Final stepping stone to irrefutable fake news? 12 Jul 23:40 | 42