Software What is dead may never die: a new version of OS/2 just arrived Game of Clones: ArcaOS 5.0 promises to pick up where OS/2 4.51 and eComStation left off 19 May 02:00 | 127
SaaS Windows Server's footprint shrunk to reduce Azure bills On-prem rules say Windows Server barely runs in 32 GB, but cloud is another matter 19 May 03:41 | 21
OSes Mi casa es su casa: Ubuntu bug makes 'guests' anything but Overly accommodating Linux distro can't enforce access policy 19 May 05:01 | 25
Security Phishing scum going legit to beat browser warnings Now that Chrome and Firefox call out HTTP, phisherpholk are getting certified 19 May 05:30 | 27
Edge + IoT You'll get a kick out of this: Qualcomm patents the 'Internet of Shoes' Web-connected sneakers? We imagine a lot of sole searching when/if these get hacked 19 May 06:01 | 32
Science And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin hologram ... Sir, it is only wafer thin 'World’s thinnest hologram' touted by boffins 19 May 06:27 | 33
On-Prem Plutus Payroll clients and staff fell for plausible business model fairy tales Free payroll service claimed to make money with commissions and short term loans 19 May 06:57 | 23
ON-CALL Faking incontinence and other ways to scare off tech support scammers Fleshy VMs, voices in your head and asking what the scammer is wearing also work 19 May 07:37 | 128
Open source insider Kill Google AMP before it kills the web Trust, independence, credibility – we've heard of those 19 May 08:25 | 120
On-Prem IBM CEO Ginni flouts £75 travel crackdown, rides Big Blue chopper Hursley R&D team do their part to entertain Rometty 19 May 08:54 | 48
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped You scratch mine, I'll scratch yours 19 May 09:29 | 301
Updated Julian Assange wins at hide-and-seek game against Sweden Probe suspended after prosecutors tire of waiting for Wikileaks boss to come out 19 May 10:00 | 186
Analysis Dell EMC man: Hyperconverged is love, hyperconverged is life, but won't kill SAN yet Hold the forklift, Chad Sakac tells El Reg 19 May 10:37 | 36
On-Prem DXC Technology looks to lighten the payroll six weeks after launch Normal service resumes for trigger-happy CSC and HPE Ent Services 19 May 11:01 | 16
Security There's a ransom-free fix for WannaCrypt. Oh snap, you've rebooted your XP box Sooo... that's not gonna work for you mate 19 May 11:27 | 37
On-Prem Broadcom bid for Toshiba Memory Business – report Bain and KKR also get stuck into Tosh flash biz sale 19 May 11:57 | 1
Bootnotes Man sues date for cinema texting fiasco, demands $17.31 'Defendant’s behaviour is a threat to civilised society', claims Texan 19 May 12:23 | 101
SaaS What's 'amazing', cloudy and splattered in red ink? It's quarterly Salesforce results time Sales bounce by a quarter for Q1... oh the vanity 19 May 13:01 | 3
OSes WannaCrypt: Roots, reasons and why scramble patching won't save you now Watch your backup 19 May 13:28 | 90
Science London City airport swaps control tower for digital cameras Augmented reality drone detection, all the way from Hampshire 19 May 14:04 | 34
Personal Tech Ur dumped lol: Folk may be able to leave mobile contracts via text It's not me, it's you. Ofcom proposes new switching regime 19 May 14:28 | 10
Security Blighty's buying another 17 F-35s, confirms the American government All F-35Bs for the Navy – but, oddly, isn't set in stone 19 May 14:44 | 118
Security Crooks use WannaCrypt hysteria as hook for BT-branded phishing emails Confusingly, ISPs are also sending out genuine warnings 19 May 15:03 | 19
Software Dell kills botched BIOS update that murdered punters' PCs 'Call our tech support... have you tried turning it on and off again?' 19 May 15:17 | 22
Storage Who loves tapas? Of course you do. What about storage tapas? Well, here are some plates full of bite-sized news anyway 19 May 15:29 | 1
Security Biz overlords need to give a stuff about what they're told by IT crowd Data breaches smack bottom line, cautions survey 19 May 16:03 | 13
Storage They grow up so fast! Veeam Availability Suite reaches the tenth grade Now run along and play with your new friends 19 May 16:19 | 2
Storage Formation Data Systems? More like formatted data systems: Upstart shuts down Ambitious storage startup halts after setting fire to cash 19 May 18:29 | 4
Bootnotes After stiffing us with Trump, Weiner 'fesses to underage cock shot rot 'I have a sickness,' former politician notices while facing two years in chokey 19 May 18:48 | 55
Personal Tech Wondering why the office is so productive? Yep, Twitter's knackered Meanwhile, Vine may have leaked your email, phone number – oops 19 May 19:33 | 8
Science America's drone owner database grounded: FAA rules blown out of sky And how about that $3m in registration fees, hm? 19 May 20:17 | 38
Analysis Why Uber threw top engineer Levandowski under self-driving bus The judge told us to tell you to cough up or ship out 19 May 20:41 | 36
On-Prem Wow, someone managed to make money on Fitbit stock – oh, 'fraudulently' Bloke accused of setting up bogus share-trading biz in pump-and-dump scam 19 May 21:29 | 17
Google I/O Cook fights for life after Google summit blaze Don't worry, no programmers were harmed, says web ads giant 19 May 22:02 | 20
Security LastPass now supports 2FA auth, completely undermines 2FA auth Just keep putting those eggs in the one basket, friends 19 May 22:38 | 130