Software Microsoft kills Windows Vista on April 11: No security patches, no hot fixes, no support, nada Not even if you've got lots of cash… 17 Mar 00:54 | 87
SaaS Azure storage browns out for eight hours, nobody notices Storage cluster lost power and Azure flickered as a result 17 Mar 02:00 | 8
Bootnotes Google Maps' Street View can now lead you into a bubbling lava lake Journey into live volcano is a feature, not a bug 17 Mar 03:02 | 18
Science 60 slow-mo A-bomb test videos explode onto YouTube Nuke boffins mine recently-declassified films of atmospheric tests for new insights 17 Mar 04:06 | 30
Software Be our Guetzli, says Google, to make beastly JPEGs beautifully small Image-shrinker can shrink pics by 45 per cent, but is cursed by heavy compute requirements 17 Mar 04:58 | 27
Science A big day for the ESA: Sentinel snaps and ExoMars brakes That's snaps as in uses cameras and brakes as in slows down 17 Mar 05:58 | 6
Security Are you undermining your web security by checking on it with the wrong tools? Probably yes, warns US-CERT in HTTPS interception advisory 17 Mar 07:05 | 12
On-Call User jams up PC. Literally. No, we don't know which flavour Plus: the PC that ate disks and was sated with sticky tape 17 Mar 07:28 | 143
Software Open wide, Node.js! NodeSource will certify you now Testing and ongoing checkups 17 Mar 08:01 | 6
Hands on Hell freezes over: We wrote an El Reg chatbot using Microsoft's AI Imagine Clippy dishing out sarcastic headlines. Who wouldn't want that? 17 Mar 08:32 | 37
First Look Big-in-Russia's Yandex launches itself at a Google world We slap Google-y eyes on the launcher 17 Mar 09:09 |
AI + ML Do the numbers, Einstein: AI is more than maths as some know it Why logic is driving graph databases 17 Mar 09:30 | 19
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Face down in a Shoreditch gutter: Attack of the kickstarting hipster The PC doctor will see (in) you now... 17 Mar 10:02 | 52
Episode 3 BOFH: Don't back up in anger And soooooo, Brian can wait. You know it's too late when PFY walks by 17 Mar 10:31 | 100
Storage Japan mulls semi-nationalising Tosh (memory biz) – report State aid considered to keep tech smarts and jobs in Japan 17 Mar 11:33 | 4
On-Prem Gov.UK pulls plug on its YouTube ads amid extremism concerns Needs reassurances they'll be delivered in 'appropriate' way 17 Mar 11:56 | 23
Security Shameless crooks fling Star Trek-themed ransomware at world Live long and (don't) prosper 17 Mar 12:26 | 15
Storage New disk drive maker? No such luck The giddy storage news whirl whirls on and on and on 17 Mar 13:07 | 4
Security National Audit Office: Brit aircraft carrier project is fine and dandy... for now Small matter of an ongoing personnel shortage, though 17 Mar 14:02 | 38
Security Brit firm lands £58m EU spy drone 'copter contract Who needs humans to gaze over the seas anyway? 17 Mar 15:30 | 17
Interview An under-appreciated threat to your privacy: Security software Also, yes, we can handle the CIA, says F-Secure lead researcher Jarno Niemelä 17 Mar 16:02 | 23
Storage Block-stacker Datera cuddles up to cloudy pal, preps for sales push Hires Flavio Santoni into presidential role 17 Mar 17:01 |
Devops SVN commit this: Subversion to fix file renaming after 15 years That may not be enough to dethrone Git – but it counts for something 17 Mar 19:03 | 27
Security The priest, the coder, the Bitcoin drug deals – and today's guilty verdicts What would Jesus do? Jump on Tor and blow cryptocurrency on blow, apparently 17 Mar 20:02 | 31
Legal Europe will fine Twitter, Facebook, Google etc unless they rip up T&Cs EC wants language that gives tech giants legal legroom torn down and replaced 17 Mar 20:53 | 73
Vid US military's latest toy set: Record-breaking laser death star, er, truck An armored station with enough power to destroy an entire... drone 17 Mar 21:43 | 84
On-Prem Lyft drops $27m on the table to make annoying driver lawsuit go away Settlement conveniently avoids deciding whether app-cabbies are employees 17 Mar 21:45 | 10
Bootnotes Bloke cuffed after 'You deserve a seizure' GIF tweet gave epileptic a fit Newsweek writer attacked on Twitter after telly appearance – now FBI, cops collar suspect 17 Mar 23:34 | 82