Devops Google's Grumpy code makes Python Go With a transcompiling tool, YouTube aims to overcome Python's limitations 05 Jan 00:20 | 55
Legal Banned! No streaming live democracy from your phones, US Congress orders reps New rules put kibosh on internet videos from House floor 05 Jan 00:54 | 30
Security Ransomware scum: 'I believe I'm a good fit. See attachments' HR staffers, crap corporate spam filters, in VXer sights 05 Jan 01:05 | 38
Science Puny galaxy packs a big punch: A gazillion joules' worth of radio bursts Boffins get best fix so far on mysterious 'FRB' location 05 Jan 03:05 | 31
Updated Hacker: Lol, I pwned FBI.gov! Web devs: Nuh-uh, no you didn't Publishing system makers say it's a hoax 05 Jan 04:05 | 8
Security Put walls around home Things, win $25k from US government Calling 'tinkerers and thinkers' 05 Jan 05:04 | 40
Legal Russia to convicted criminal hackers: 'Work with us or jail?' Spammer opts for penal colony 05 Jan 06:04 | 28
Security Researchers work to save trusted computing apps from keyloggers SGX needs I/O protection, Austrian boffins reckon 05 Jan 06:35 | 13
Vid NASA plans seven-year trip to Jupiter – can we come with you, please? Mighty Trojan probe will eye up biggest metal ball in Solar System 05 Jan 07:01 | 46
Storage Review in 2016 2016 – the year 3D XPoint came down to earth from Planet Hype And the year hyper-converged infrastructure put a dent in SANs 05 Jan 08:54 | 2
SaaS Google's big Spanner in the works for price war against AWS Shard this for a game for forks! Mega Mountain View SQL decision 'coming' 05 Jan 10:02 | 12
Science Fatal genetic conditions could return in some 'three-parent' babies Better mother matching needed 05 Jan 10:40 | 35
Storage Nutanix releases fifth version of Acropolis Bigs up its vSphere replacement creds 05 Jan 11:35 | 5
Legal Don't believe the 5G hype! £700m could make UK's 4G better than Albania's Government's obsession is a load of hot air, claims professor 05 Jan 12:11 | 55
Legal China to Donald Trump: Twitter diplomacy 'undesirable' Old-school PRC response to the 140-character kid 05 Jan 12:38 | 46
Security British military laser death ray cannon contract still awarded, MoD confirms Sound familiar? Yes, you read it on El Reg last July 05 Jan 13:02 | 71
Storage Vendors flash smartphone storage in Vegas Android mobile backup and monster USB stickery 05 Jan 14:03 | 5
Pic Hapless scouser scours streets for lost Crimble drone Puppies and pussies ousted from lamp-posts by free-ranging tech toys 05 Jan 14:35 | 89
Security Ex-soldier pleads guilty to terror crime after not revealing iPhone PIN Welshman insisted he was travelling to fight Islamic State and help war victims 05 Jan 15:15 | 52
Legal Apple's CEO Tim Cook declines invitation to discuss EU tax ruling with Irish parliament Sinn Féin man says Cook's 'legal excuse doesn't add up' 05 Jan 16:02 | 24
Security Windows PC spy nasty dormant for three years, mutates and resurfaces BigBoss and SillyGoose based on MM Core backdoor 05 Jan 16:26 | 4
CES 2017 These boots are made for kicking imaginary things, and that's just what they'll do World's first VR shoes to go on sale in Autumn 05 Jan 17:04 | 6
Analysis CloudByte chews on Elastistor, sinks teeth into OpenEBS Startup's internal strategy tensions lead to exec, CEO and board changes 05 Jan 17:37 |
On-Prem Snapchap snaps back: Snapchat Snapbrats' Snapstats are Snapcrap Ex-head of growth claims upstart's execs are fudging numbers ahead of IPO 05 Jan 19:55 | 18
Analysis Meet the Tesla of the backup world – Datos IO (no, it doesn't make boxes that catch fire) Data protection for distributed software 05 Jan 20:23 | 5
Legal Google gives up YOUR private data to US govt – but won't hand over its OWN staff personal info Uncle Sam sues web ad giant over its megabucks geeks 05 Jan 20:59 | 29
Software Google nukes ad-blocker AdNauseam, sweeps remains out of Chrome Web Store Web advertising giant declares plugin is malware 05 Jan 22:34 | 92
On-Prem Cancel! that! yacht! order! Marissa! – Verizon's! still! cold! on! Yahoo! gobble! $4.8bn deal still very much up in the air 05 Jan 23:13 | 17
Bootnotes Forget aircraft – now cretins are laser-blinding ferry boat crewmen Gadget-grasping goon gets $9,500 fine and jail time 05 Jan 23:56 | 74