SaaS Google announces eight new cloud regions, new support model I'm too SaaSy for Mumbai, too SaaSy for Sydney, São Paulo and Finland (and more) 30 Sep 00:18 | 3
Security Want to make US$1.5m this weekend? Just jailbreak iOS Zerodium triples iOS exploit bounty to $1.5M, doubles 'droid to $200k 30 Sep 01:08 | 6
Legal Tokyo man arrested for selling jailbroken iPhones Allegedly crocked iKit came preloaded with cracked cheater game app 30 Sep 02:28 | 13
Channel Microsoft will let you pass and fail cert exams at the same time Upgrade tests no longer require you to pass all components, for the sake of balance 30 Sep 03:28 | 12
Channel Salesforce asks Europe to stop Microsoft buying LinkedIn after itself trying to buy LinkedIn And asked on the day EC competition tsar gave speech on 'Big Data and Competition' 30 Sep 05:03 | 8
ON-Call User couldn't open documents or turn on PC, still asked for reference as IT expert Also misplaced cables … erm ... creatively 30 Sep 05:30 | 239
Legal Termination fees for terminated people now against the law New rules in New York to stop American ISPs and power companies charging dead folks 30 Sep 06:05 | 42
Security Security analyst says Yahoo!, Dropbox, LinkedIn, Tumblr all popped by same gang Says five-strong 'Group E' may have lifted a billion Yahoo! records, sells to states 30 Sep 06:17 | 8
Science Curiosity sniffs Mars' odd atmosphere wafting out of its soil Nuclear-powered laser space tank loves the smell of exotic xenon isotopes in the morning 30 Sep 06:42 | 8
Pics + vids Top interview: Dr Patrick McCarthy – boss of the world's future largest optical telescope From the Giant Magellan 'scope to science and what the nightlife is like in Chile 30 Sep 07:01 | 27
Analysis Google finds its G Suite spot: Renames apps, talks up AI and BigQuery 'We really are serious about the enterprise,' insists enterprise head Greene 30 Sep 07:19 | 15
Personal Tech Panasonic wants you to wear Li-Ion batteries. The ones that explode Claims bendy battery won't burn, is ideal for credit-card-sized gadgets 30 Sep 07:39 | 29
AI + ML Robo-boat biz ASV inks UK.gov licence for auto-speedboat tech That's the one a human drove during its public launch 30 Sep 08:08 | 2
Sysadmin blog Big data and the cloud: It's not even that scary Don't believe the marketeers 30 Sep 08:19 | 2
Comment My moment face-to-face with Google's AI: It feels your pain, sometimes Sentiment analysis might just be useful 30 Sep 08:38 | 7
Analysis Invasion of the Brandsnatchers: How Nokia and BlackBerry inhabit the afterlife Ghosts in the Machine 30 Sep 09:03 | 18
Episode 12 BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones Boss, are you blushing? 30 Sep 09:47 | 112
AI + ML Amazon: Students, we'll give you $2.5m for a chat-up, AI? Chatbot interaction needs to be 'natural', though 30 Sep 10:12 | 6
Networks Business to be given more scope to quit crap broadband contracts Providing ISPs have signed 'up to' the voluntary code, that is 30 Sep 10:49 | 3
Bootnotes What’s that Sooty? You want a girlfriend? BBC DG intervened in sexy puppet row 30 Sep 11:00 | 31
Bootnotes One-way Martian ticket: Pick passengers for Musk's first Mars pioneer squad Return trip, ya say? Sure, in another two years 30 Sep 11:17 | 146
Bootnotes Dublin shopkeeper catches forecourt fouler with his pants down Breathless reporter probes curbside crapper 30 Sep 11:41 | 62
Legal EU's YouTube filter plan was revised '37 times' How Brussels made its copyright sausage 30 Sep 12:17 | 15
Channel NHS trusts ‘complacent’ on cloud app security risks Do we block unsanctioned ones? Well half of us think we do... 30 Sep 12:36 | 11
Storage Tiery-eyed NetApp previews on-prem storage and cloud tie-up FabricPool takes Data Fabric further with dynamic data movement to AWS 30 Sep 13:06 | 5
Networks Telcos hit out against plans to hike their broadband rates BT alone expects its rates to more than quadruple 30 Sep 13:18 | 24
Channel Microsoft boasts its cloudy Hadoop big data mill's faster than yours Open-sourcier Redmond talks up speed, security gains for Azure HDInsight 30 Sep 13:36 |
Legal Dirty diesel backups will make Hinkley Point C look like a bargain Capacity margin 0.1 per cent this winter – prepare to shiver 30 Sep 14:05 | 141
Science SETI's mega alien hunt shovels more data onto IBM's cloud Citizen boffins: Help find the alien that ultimately kills us all 30 Sep 14:39 | 14
NSFW Blighty's telly, radio watchdog Ofcom does a swear Tits=medium, bellend=strong 30 Sep 14:55 | 54
Legal Ex-army sergeant pleads guilty to using private browsing mode Former Royal Signals SNCO previously convicted of making indecent images of children 30 Sep 15:59 | 18
Security Upstart bags $2.5m to help put the brakes on self-driving car hackers Sales of connected autonomous vehicles by 2025 projected to be 70% of light-duty vehicles 30 Sep 18:22 | 15
AI + ML Yahoo! couldn't! detect! hackers! in! its! network! but! can! spot! NSFW! smut! in! your! office? Web giant offers open-source AI-powered X-rated pic hunter 30 Sep 18:56 | 35
Software No surprise: Microsoft seeks Windows Update boss with 'ability to reduce chaos, stress' Reduce it for Redmond's engineers, that is – not you 30 Sep 19:27 | 113
Networks Google, Facebook etc rush to defend US govt in last-minute ICANN internet takeover lawsuit Mad dash on eve of critical IANA transition 30 Sep 19:33 | 5
Bootnotes Apple's Breaxit scandal: Frenchman smashes up €50,000 of iThings with his big metal balls Fuming frenchie causes a oui bit of damage 30 Sep 20:33 | 74
Legal Internet handover is go-go-go! ICANN to take IANA from US govt Judge refuses injunction, handover of global DNS etc at midnight 30 Sep 21:58 | 56
Analysis FCC keeps secret Google TV landgrab under wraps forever While comms commish faces a doxing for defying Silicon Valley 30 Sep 22:16 | 10
Security Crypto guru Matt Green asks courts for DMCA force field so he can safely write a textbook Next move in EFF's plans to regain the right to tinker 30 Sep 22:31 | 26
Pic Ludicrous Patent of the Week: Rectangles on a computer screen Rights warriors gives their two cents on Tencent's nonsense 30 Sep 22:48 | 58
Security Criticize Donald Trump, get your site smashed offline from Russia Newsweek Cuban connection story enrages miscreants 30 Sep 23:16 | 128