SaaS Open Container Initiative plans open container format Let's hope it's more successful than the open virtualisation format 15 Apr 01:00 | 3
Security Russia sends exploit kit author to the GULAG for seven years ♫ Mothers, don't let your babies grow up to be hackers ♫ 15 Apr 02:04 | 17
Reg Water Cooler What's this about Canada reading your BlackBerry texts? What we knew in 2010, 2012 and 2014 we still know in 2016 15 Apr 03:06 | 8
ACSC2016 Oz hackers safe to drop 0day at hacker cons, Wassenaar wonk says Dropping exploits in Chrome? Sure. Private homebrew CMS? Not so much 15 Apr 03:39 | 4
Bootnotes South Korea to upgrade national stereo defence system for US$16m Military to purchase speakers capable of being heard 10km away, in NORKS 15 Apr 04:02 | 48
Science ExoMars works! 2 Mbit/s link established and camera snapping All payloads alive and kicking as craft sends new photo of cosmic nothingness to ponder 15 Apr 05:02 | 18
BSides Canberra Bug bounty blitzers open-source sick subdomain-spotter Automated, faster hacking for fun and profit ... or evil? 15 Apr 05:30 | 2
Personal Tech Apple assumes you'll toss the Watch after three years And bin kit running 'MacOS', whatever that is, after four 15 Apr 06:02 | 75
SaaS Microsoft explains which cloud security problems are your problem And reveals that for really bad problems, Microsoft will break Azure to fix it 15 Apr 06:32 | 16
SaaS Web backup biz Monster Cloud monstered after monster price hike Fuming punters hit El Reg's inbox 15 Apr 06:55 | 45
Analysis Facebook's big trouble in its little world domination plan: China Zuck ducks difficult questions on internet expansion 15 Apr 07:29 | 14
ON-CALL+POLL Admin fishes dirty office chat from mistyped-email bin and then ...? Would you expose it? Delete it? The choice is yours, dear readers 15 Apr 08:01 | 143
Interview Why we should learn to stop worrying and love legacy – Fujitsu's UK head You say old IT system, I say finely tuned technology 15 Apr 08:28 | 29
Something for the Weekend, Sir? I am sending pouting selfies to a robot. Its AI is well buff Unfortunately, it can count my laughter lines 15 Apr 09:02 | 62
On-Prem Defence in depth: Don't let your firm's security become a boondoggle Or, how to do it right first time and avoid confrontational siloes 15 Apr 09:33 | 14
Channel Microsoft licensing giant yanked off market after sales bid fails Comparex on shelf with boxed software, other dusty things 15 Apr 10:03 | 3
+Comment Seagate revenue numbers rain on cloud after market misses $100m revenue miss alert – could signal loss 15 Apr 10:31 | 2
Episode 5 BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it Boss puts the ID in IoT 15 Apr 11:01 | 63
Bootnotes Chilling evidence emerges of Kilocat weapon Exclusive pictures of feline WMD programme 15 Apr 11:18 | 63
Security URL shorteners reveal your trip to strip club, dash to disease clinic – research Google, Microsoft push fixes but others likely exposed 15 Apr 11:35 | 37
Review You Leica? P9 certainly is a Great Leap Forward in imaging... for Huawei But is it a Cultural Revolution? 15 Apr 12:21 | 40
Channel Mitel nabs Polycom in $1.96bn deal Activist investor Elliott Management strikes again... 15 Apr 12:42 | 4
Storage FreeStor turns admins to precogs with predictive analytics FalconStor’s storage software gets a bunch of predictive smarts 15 Apr 12:58 | 4
Security Halfbreed trojan targets US banks Hybrid strains combine to form biz hacker 15 Apr 13:26 | 8
Legal Vinyl LPs to top 3 million sales in Blighty this year But can you get Bouncing Babies by the Teardrop Explodes? 15 Apr 14:28 | 63
Bootnotes NZ hotel bans cyclists' Lycra-clad loins Move to tackle 'unsightly' tackle 15 Apr 15:03 | 71
Obit Brit AI daddy Sir David MacKay dies Polymath rebooted debate on climate change, co-founded software biz 15 Apr 15:33 | 14
Security Lizard Squad back to blast Blizzard’s gaming hub Wants props for World of Warcraft attack too 15 Apr 16:03 | 14
Software Embrace, extend – and kill. Microsoft discontinues RoboVM Java to mobile compiler acquired with Xamarin is no more 15 Apr 17:51 | 20
Legal AMC sobers up, apologizes for silly cinema texting plan Company accepts that terribly bad idea shouldn't be implemented 15 Apr 18:49 | 38
Security Swedish air controllers debunk cyber attack disruption theory Solar storms blamed for outage 15 Apr 19:20 | 26
Legal Daft Punk: Snowden goes electronica Jean Michelle Jarre taps whistleblower for latest EDM outing 15 Apr 19:38 | 28
Networks House passes broadband bill despite promise of White House veto Congress continues to do America proud 15 Apr 20:02 | 26
Software Flaw-finding Ruby on Rails bot steams past humans MIT project adds to developer job insecurity 15 Apr 20:39 | 20
Personal Tech Apple pulled 2,204lbs of gold out of old tech gear Even the trash is expensive in Cupertino 15 Apr 20:56 | 95
Legal Big telco proxies go full crazy over cable box plan It's Obama and Google! We're losing money! 15 Apr 22:24 | 38
Opinion Intel's XPoint emperor has no clothes, only soiled diapers Micron's deafening silence on space-age memory chip tech 15 Apr 23:16 | 44
Video Canny Canadian PM schools snarky hack on quantum computing If only US legislators had the same skills 15 Apr 23:19 | 92
On-Prem Drive for Lyft or Uber in SF? Your wallet is about to get lighter Frisco flings further fees for freelance ferriers 15 Apr 23:31 | 38