Pics SPOOKY new Pluto snaps will make the HAIR RISE on the back of your neck You want lonely? You want remote? Here it is 18 Sep 00:26 | 42
Virtualization Another week, another vSphere update This time version 5.5 gets its third major update 18 Sep 00:58 | 5
Software We are the Knights who code Ni! Chap releases Python and Smalltalk-inspired language, complete with shrubbery 18 Sep 01:58 | 48
Legal Apple VICTORY: Old Samsung phones not sold any more can't be sold any more End of case scheduled shortly after heat death of universe 18 Sep 02:54 | 26
OSes Microsoft has developed its own Linux. Repeat. Microsoft has developed its own Linux Redmond reveals Azure Cloud Switch, its in-house software-defined networking OS 18 Sep 03:59 | 225
Storage Cloud casts deep shadows over disk backup market EMC first, daylight second, but sales dipping sharply and Microsoft in the wings 18 Sep 04:57 | 1
Legal Australia's biggest IT project failure/blowout may have started today Procurement commences for billion-buck Welfare Payment Infrastructure Transformation 18 Sep 05:17 | 12
Science El Reg unfurls awe-inspiring Integrated Space Plan megagraphic That's one small step for a man, but we need one giant wall to hang it on 18 Sep 06:04 | 14
Personal Tech Scotsman cools PC with IRN-BRU, dubs it the 'Aye Mac' PC bathes its bits in Scotland's other famous drink 18 Sep 06:28 | 92
Personal Tech BBC Micro:bit delayed by power supply SNAFU Christmas is RUINED for ONE MILLION KIDS promised a free (rubbish) computer 18 Sep 06:41 | 64
Security 'Intrusion' at ceph.com makes for red faces at Red Hat Signed downloads perused by parties unknown, who haven't done anything evil … yet 18 Sep 07:30 | 3
On-Prem Microsoft to splurge $75m on computer training for kids Computer science as important as algebra, chemistry or physics, says MS president 18 Sep 08:01 | 29
Exclusive UK.gov mobile not-spot coverage project set to be completed in the year 2155AD Everyone reading this will be DEAD 18 Sep 08:41 | 19
Review Brimming with VM goodness: Qnap TS-453mini 4-bay NAS Diminutive do-it-all Celeron storehouse 18 Sep 09:06 | 42
Security Screenshot malware targeted innocent online poker players All in with Odlanor 18 Sep 09:32 | 10
On-Prem Man the lifeboats! Datos IO develops tech to recover next-gen DBMS Recovery tools for MySQL, MongoDB, Cassandra and others 18 Sep 10:34 |
Security Flawless Dutch does for cuffed duo in CoinVault ransomware probe Schteve McClaren not thought to be involved in investigation 18 Sep 11:06 | 26
Legal EU spaffs €131m on making gov digi services 'talk' to each other Is that the whiff of personal data flying through the electronic ether? 18 Sep 11:27 | 1
Comment Nimble flashes the all-flash array as ‘intense’ consolidation period approaches Hey, Tegile and Tintri. Are you ready for this? 18 Sep 11:53 | 19
Channel Wall Street turns off music at Adobe results after-party 'Forget this quarter's celebrations, you'll miss OUR estimates for the next' 18 Sep 12:06 | 6
Episode 14 BOFH: Press 1. Press 2. Press whatever you damn well LIKE On the helldesk, nobody can hear you scream 18 Sep 12:25 | 91
Channel Quadsys: Fraud charges are still pending 'Charges against us were dropped'. Yep, but not the new one 18 Sep 12:43 | 1
Cloudsec SONY HACK WAS WAR says FBI, and 'we're still struggling to hire talent' Cybercrims may be safe at home, but Feds dare them to go on holiday 18 Sep 13:02 | 45
Comment Google shouldn’t worry while EU commissars fight over policing tech giants That's another fine turf war you've got me into 18 Sep 13:33 | 8
Storage D-round VC ReRAM cash comes crashing down on Crossbar Close, so close to getting its ReRAM afloat before Intel and Micron barge in 18 Sep 14:18 | 4
Geek's Guide to Britain Bookworms' Weston mecca: The Oxford institution with a Swindon secret The 400-year-old Uni library with a big-box backer 18 Sep 14:51 | 25
Channel Comparex: Just two buyers left in sales negotiations Owner Raiffeisen Bank offloading after upheaval for interests in Ukraine, Russia 18 Sep 16:02 |
Science Hate noisy jets above you? What if they were charging your phone? Boeing boffin suggests harnessing noise pollution for power 18 Sep 18:06 | 37
Legal Ad-blocking super-weapon axed by maker for being TOO effective 'Just doesn't feel good', developer says as he kills top paid iOS app download 18 Sep 18:40 | 73
Updated D-Link spilled its private key onto the web – letting malware dress up as Windows apps Friday firmware facepalm 18 Sep 19:01 | 12
Software JetBrains refuses to U-turn on subscriptions (but sweetens the deal) Annual dev tools subscribers get a perpetual license, will have to roll back to use it 18 Sep 19:29 | 16
Personal Tech Apple iPhones, iPads BRICKED by iOS 9's 'slide-to-upgrade' bug Fanbois flustered, furious; faulty firmware fingered 18 Sep 20:29 | 70
Analysis Internet Doomsday scenario: How the web could suddenly fall apart Small tweak needed to global network's foundation 18 Sep 22:22 | 12
On-Prem Look out, world! Apple is about to launch .apple Registration of 29 odd dotcoms flags move 18 Sep 23:42 | 18