Legal Harper review: break up ACCC, free up IP*, let freedom reign *Except for movies – what did you expect? 01 Apr 00:44 | 2
SaaS AWS flops out massive D to vaporise big data rigs Cloud titan makes a play for Map Reduce and massively parallel workloads 01 Apr 00:55 | 1
Networks Ethernet Alliance plots 1.6 terabit-per-second future In 2025 you'll run 100 Gbps on the server, 400 Gbps on the switch and 1 Tbps on the router 01 Apr 01:29 | 7
Security This one weird trick deletes any YouTube flick in just a few clicks No Minecraft videos were harmed in the making of this exploit 01 Apr 01:57 | 24
Security POODLE vuln dogs Australian consumer modems Freak out! Source tells Vulture South there's 100,000 vulnerable hosts out there 01 Apr 02:14 | 10
Software Firefox hits prime time as version 37 manifests New version phones home with feedback more often, squashes parasites 01 Apr 02:58 | 23
Legal Netflix teams with AWS to launch VHS-as-a-service 'Brown edition' delivers TV's equivalent of a vinyl revival 01 Apr 04:01 | 26
Networks OpenDaylight and friends spin up 'CloudRouter Project' Software-defined buzzword party sees SDN, NFV and DevOps merge to become 'NetOps' 01 Apr 04:31 |
Security Mozilla project spits out threat modelling tool for sysadmins Students' SeaSponge explains where you're about to go wrong 01 Apr 05:02 | 4
Update Virgin Media goes TITSUP, RUINS Tuesday evening Wired and wireless broadband down for hours 01 Apr 05:33 | 83
April Fool It's the FALKLANDS SYNDROME! Fukushima MELTDOWN to cause '10,000 Chernobyls' in South Atlantic Brits in secret evac cover-up 01 Apr 06:04 | 101
Science ESA reveals Rosetta's snaps of MARS and EARTH This was the outward journey of the starship Rosetta ... 01 Apr 06:25 | 7
Science UK's National Museum of Computing celebrates 10 glorious years Preserving Britain’s crucial contribution to IT 01 Apr 07:06 | 22
Channel Amazon's clouds are da bomb, say EU data protection watchdogs AWS meets Europe's privacy requirements, whatever they may be worth 01 Apr 07:27 | 6
Storage Samsung takes Google into third dimension of flashy storage Flash-flood: Korean 3D flash-furtler melts heart of the Chocolate Factory 01 Apr 07:57 | 2
SaaS Facebook 'violates Euro data law' say Belgian data cops' researchers Social network? 'VAST ADVERTISING NETWORK', you mean 01 Apr 08:26 | 18
Breaking Fad The coming of DAB+: Stereo eluded the radio star Could the end finally be in sight for first-generation DAB? 01 Apr 09:00 | 120
Storage Metadata manipulation by Alation seeks needles in data haystack Startup's SQL Siri minus the voice 01 Apr 09:26 | 1
Legal So where's all these digital services GDS promised us? Doubts over whether cost savings will ever become reality 01 Apr 09:37 | 27
Channel IBM: No compulsory redundancies in Systems Middleware Up to 70 volunteers leave with a cheque and a smile as wide as America 01 Apr 09:58 | 1
Worstall on Wednesday Nuclear waste spill: How a pro-organic push sparked $240m blunder The wrong kitty litter led to an almighty clear-up job 01 Apr 09:59 | 104
On-Prem Dell’s all-flash array receives benchmark boost SC4020 sparkles significantly on the price/performance stat scale 01 Apr 10:22 | 2
Podcast Speaking in Tech: Cloud, Ellen Pao and ... er, Jeremy Clarkson Indiana — you’ve made a powerful enemy today, my friend 01 Apr 10:39 | 4
Updated Halifax's '24/7' online banking service is down YET AGAIN Bank: Er, has it? Bugger, we'll, um, 'ring you back' 01 Apr 10:56 | 23
Security Mystery 'Explosive' cyber-spy campaign traced back to Lebanon Round up the unusual suspects, you know the drill 01 Apr 11:19 | 4
Channel CSC confirms top exec suspended over Australian bank scandal Company is investigating kickback allegations 01 Apr 11:57 | 2
Servers Hacked uni's admins hand ID theft prevention reward to data burglars Bungling Bradley may have botched it 01 Apr 12:31 | 7
Channel Notebooks drag PC sales out the toilet, fondleslabs still falling Revenue still falling as well. Bad times 01 Apr 13:29 | 9
ChefConf Chef Software cooks up new Chef Delivery DevOps product New workflow system covers app deployment as well as server config 01 Apr 14:01 | 3
Networks 'Modernise' safe harbour laws for the tech oligarch era – IP czar Never meant as a get-out-of-jail-free card for tech giants, says report 01 Apr 14:33 | 4
SaaS Fake Pirate Bay site pushes banking Trojan to WordPress users Pirated pirate site springs 'You've been iFramed' drive-by surprise 01 Apr 14:58 | 9
Legal Boris Johnson backs trade union campaign to ungag civil servants Let them speak as the oracles of Lord GO'D once did 01 Apr 15:28 | 17
Networks Newly merged Chinese taxi-hailing app now valued at $9 BEEELLION Hedge funds pile in to a (so far) almost Uber-free market 01 Apr 16:03 | 6
First look Project Spartan: We get our claws on Microsoft's browser for Windows 10 Cortana integration looks good but it's still rough and ready 01 Apr 16:55 | 44
On-Prem Pumping billions into data centres won't guarantee you an empire Please take note Facebook, Microsoft, Amazon 01 Apr 16:57 | 15
SaaS Go, daddy, go: GoDaddy shares rocket 30% in value at IPO So why are people warning against buying in? 01 Apr 18:21 | 13
Networks Power, internet access knackered in London after exploding kit burps fire into capital's streets 2,000 people evacuated as electrical blaze rages 01 Apr 18:32 | 69
Storage Oracle gets ZFS filer array spun up to near-AFA speeds Thor-like ZS4-4 soars, knocks SPC-2 score for four 01 Apr 19:03 | 6
SaaS Yes, AT&T, you do have to go to court with the FTC Judge declines to make throttling charges go away 01 Apr 19:05 | 12
SaaS Barry Obama declares national emergency over foreign hackers New exec order authorizes sanctions for cyber-crime 01 Apr 19:59 | 53
SaaS PlayStation Vita owners – Sony owes you $25 cash or $50 credit FTC approves settlement for false advertising, 3G claims 01 Apr 21:21 | 5
Legal Judge greenlights class-action suit accusing AMD of securities fraud Plaintiffs claim chipmaker misled investors about supply-chain woes 01 Apr 23:30 | 8