Personal Tech How many Watches will Apple flog? 20, er, 18.5, no, five, wait, 50 million! Yeah, uh, thanks for that, analysts 20 Feb 00:32 | 44
SaaS Expired router cache sends Google Cloud Engine TITSUP 'Unacceptable' performance led to two hours and forty minutes of dead VMs 20 Feb 01:18 | 23
+Comment So long, Lenovo, and no thanks for all the super-creepy Superfish Laptop biz CTO says there's no security risk – which is why it's labelled it 'severe' 20 Feb 01:56 | 152
Software Hi, I'm Larry. I'll be your software vendor tonight. May I take your coat? Oracle launches Hospitality Business Unit in wake of Micros gobble (does it expect tips?) 20 Feb 03:02 | 2
Software Ads! People! love! ads! in! their! apps! Please! use! ours! cries! Yahoo! And give us money, we like money 20 Feb 03:58 | 18
On-Prem What's the hot domain dot-news? Er, it's .news Rightside acquires rights to new gTLD for about $10m 20 Feb 04:56 | 7
Security Google unleashes tame botnet to hunt XSS in cloudy code Security scanner spawns hordes of attackers to probe you in all sorts of ways ... 20 Feb 05:27 | 3
Security Shodan boss finds 250,000 routers have common keys Sky, BT and TalkTalk routers may be rotten, but the pain is worse in Spain 20 Feb 06:02 | 13
Legal Australian ISPs agree to three-strikes-plus-court-order anti-piracy plan Scheme looks fierce, but has loopholes that will encourage some illegal downloads 20 Feb 06:30 | 64
Science El Reg chefs whip up Post-Pub Noshographic Procedural flowchart for wobbly diners 20 Feb 07:02 | 39
Security Horrors of murky TrueCrypt to be probed once more Abandoned crypto tool may hold security treasure for bold explorers 20 Feb 07:27 | 9
Storage Azure Site Recovery's SAN-shuffling VM DR aid goes live Redmond takes cloudy control of replication and DR, to help Hyper-V hang tough 20 Feb 08:01 | 1
Servers Isilon dives into data lake with HD400 EMC's next flotation device suited to 'deep archives' 20 Feb 09:01 | 3
Analysis Wi-Fi beam-steering tech could KILL OFF fixed home networks Faultline chats to Ethertronics about Wi-Fi chip agnostic tech 20 Feb 09:33 | 25
Science Want a MEEELLION-year data storage? Use DNA of course Storing a year’s info would need … just four grams of the stuff! 20 Feb 10:05 | 24
Security Evil CSS injection bug warning: Don't let hackers cross paths with your website Say hello to a fascinating vulnerability in web scripts 20 Feb 10:31 | 21
Storage EMC pulls the ViPR’s fangs, eases internal competition Maybe it bit off more than it could chew 20 Feb 10:57 | 8
Science Royal Mail's Colossus move gets ex-WREN's stamp of approval Tommy Flowers and his valves: their part in Hitler's downfall 20 Feb 11:29 | 32
Science HAWKING ALERT: Leave planet Earth, find a new home. Stupid humans Lose the attitude, however, and we MIGHT just survive 20 Feb 11:58 | 152
Breaking Fad Euro broadcast industry still in a fug over that 4K-ing UHD telly 'More How than Wow' says Sky 20 Feb 12:14 | 67
Software Don't touch me up there! Photoshop creator appeals for 'ethical' use Also, why subscription pricing is good for you 20 Feb 12:36 | 58
Servers IBM's FlashSystem 900: ‘Better capacity in less rack space’ What’s a dropped zero between storage arrays 20 Feb 12:57 | 2
Special Report The Revenue achieved RECORD numbers of e-tax returns ... by NOT shifting to GOV.UK Hello, GDS customer serviceTroll feeders 20 Feb 13:26 | 27
Networks Carphone Warehouse, RootMetrics ink data deal, declare customer love Software shows the signals 20 Feb 13:58 | 2
Security Dutch MEP slams 'cowboy practices' of GCHQ 'n' pals following Gemalto allegations And asks what the EU Commish is going to do about it 20 Feb 14:24 | 30
Episode 1 BOFH: The Great HellDesk geek leave seek Is that leave without absence, or absence without leave? 20 Feb 14:57 | 66
Applications Google hatching YouTube Kiddie Vids – report Chocolate Factory goes after tiny consumer units with all its power 20 Feb 15:57 | 10
Updated TrueCrypt + Norton AV = BSOD, wail disgruntled users Symantec struggling to deliver fix, offers 'mitigation options' 20 Feb 17:02 | 39
On-Prem 'NSA, GCHQ-ransacked' SIM maker Gemalto takes a $500m stock hit As security experts denounce mass phone encryption key theft 20 Feb 19:20 | 34
Security Hellooo, NSA? The US State Department can't kick hackers out of its networks – report Email servers still compromised after THREE months 20 Feb 20:46 | 35
+Updates Man the HARPOONS: YOU can EASILY SLAY ad-scumware Superfish Cleanse your Lenovo box of root cert badness 20 Feb 21:15 | 48
OSes Linux clockpocalypse in 2038 is looming and there's no 'serious plan' Worry now, because 23 years from now will be TOO LATE 20 Feb 22:43 | 128
Personal Tech Apple: Fine, we admit it – MacBook Pros suffer wonky GPU crapness Give it back and we'll fix it (for free, sigh) 20 Feb 23:33 | 27
Legal Ready to fill out your US taxes? Cool. Got ObamaCare? Not so fast If only there were a meme to sarcastically express gratitude to the President… 20 Feb 23:53 | 9