'Revenge porn' bully told not to post people's nude pics online. That's it. That's his punishment
Notorious "revenge porn" tormentor Craig Brittain has been banned from posting people's nude photos on his website or anywhere else online – and ordered to destroy thousands of pictures in his possession.
Google's latest letdown: Simply not enough billions since October
Google's coffers swelled once again in the fourth quarter of its fiscal 2014, with revenues hitting $18.10bn, a 15.3 per cent year-on-year increase.
Amazon, flush with cash, says it will let you peek inside AWS' pants
Amazon left smiles on investors' faces on Thursday following a fourth-quarter earnings report that trounced analysts' estimates.
iTunes Connect does developer shuffle
Apple has kicked off an impromptu game of musical chairs on iTunes Connect dropping developers into random accounts including one lucky punter who was allegedly handed Blackberry's portal.
We take bots down, but they get up again – you're never going to keep them down
A combined attack on one of the world's biggest networks of infected PCs has been partially successful: analysis from Dell SecureWorks shows you can't keep a bad botnet down.
Hey, America. Canada's watchdog just slapped net neutrality rules on wireless internet
A decision by Canadian telecoms regulator CRTC may have significant implications after it applied net neutrality rules to wireless connections.
Reddit: Don't worry, we didn't tell that foreign government about your /r/brony addiction
4chan-with-karma-points Reddit has published its first dossier on government demands for users' private records – and the stupidly popular messageboard says it handed over the goods 32 times last year.
OH HAPPY DAY! Lawyers replaced by AI
Artificial intelligence is a worry on two fronts. In a worst-case scenario, we end up with The Terminator. In a less-painful scenario, we end up with billions of humans out of work as drudgery is replaced by machines.
A docket, tweet and selfie can reveal your identity, boffins find
Scientists have revealed it is possible to determine the identity of shoppers using credit card purchase and location metadata, in research that throws a spanner into national privacy laws.
Quantum adds cloud tier to StorNext
Quantum has added cloud storage to its StorNext file virtualisation package, embedding it in the workflow process as just another tier.
Wham, bam... premium rate scam: Grindr users hit with fun-killing charges
Malicious ads from third parties have been piggy-backing on the gay dating app Grindr to run a premium rate number scam.
EMC grows new 'Enterprise Content Division'
Another attempted reboot for Documentum EMC's Documentum business has limped along for years now, but now has a spring in its step after rebranding and acquiring a new leader.
Alibaba's magic cave empties as it misses revenue target
Chinese online tat bazaar Alibaba has not only posted disappointing results, been caned by the stock market but now has also fallen foul of China's government for knowingly hosting sellers of counterfeit kit.
Privacy alert: Outlook for iOS does security STUPIDLY, says dev
Big Blue boffin Rene Winkelmeyer has taken aim at Microsoft's iOS Outlook app, launched overnight, claiming it stores credentials in the cloud potentially even after delete requests, and does not observe known good security practices.
HP: We're gonna book $1bn worth of Server 2003 sales THIS WEEK
A Windows Server 2003 customer migration blitzkrieg is underway at HP's as it tries to generate $1bn of x86-related sales this week, squeezing a month’s worth of customer deals into just seven days.
UK watchdog grills big biz: So HOW do you use their 'consumer data'?
The UK's main competition regulator is looking to build its knowledge of how consumer data is collected, used and traded by businesses.
Synths of the father: Making some noise at NAMM 2015
+VidsIf you want to get an idea of how pop music will be sounding in 2015, then this year's exhibition of the National Association of Music Merchants, better known as the NAMM Show, that took place in California last week was the place to be – think of it as CES for musos.
Sky sidles up to O2, whispers: 'Fancy a little FOUR-PLAY?'
As we predicted, Sky is to launch an MVNO and get competitive against the other networks' four-play offerings.
Undead nights: Zombie FPS Dying Light shines bright
Game TheoryDying Light is set in the devastated city of Harran, Turkey, and my first impression on hitting the ground, as freelance operative Kyle Crane, is that I’m trapped in some zombie-infested remake of American Sniper but with graffiti that seems more of a nod to the latest issue of Charlie Hebdo.
Oracle is BETTER at cloud than everyone else so NER, shouts Hurd (no Katz)
Oracle’s co-CEO Mark Hurd is banging the drum for the database giant’s success in cloud computing.
Wheeee! BT preps for FIVE HUNDRED MEGABIT broadband trial
BT has announced that it wants to roll out G.fast and fibre to the home to provide internet speeds of up to 500Mbps and 1Gbps.
Mobe-hungry BT's sales slip over Xmas amid EE buyout silence
Sales at one-time state telco monopoly BT fell by three per cent to £4.48bn in its third quarter, the company announced today.
Smartphones merge into homogeneous mass as 'flagship fatigue' bites
People are turning away from pricey "flagship" smartphones sold on complicated expensive contracts, according to industry figures.
Apple CEO: Fandroids are BINNING Android in favour of IPHONES
Apple is wolfing down KitKats and Lollipops for lunch after it emerged that most iPhone 6 users have come from Android.
UK official LOSES Mark Duggan shooting discs IN THE POST
Discs containing information from three sensitive police inquiries – two of which involved highly controversial shootings in London, including that of Mark Duggan – have gone missing after being sent through the post. Yeah, you read that right: sent through the post.
Fujitsu slapped down in Land of the FALLING YEN
Revenue dropped 2.4 per cent at Japanese IT giant Fujitsu to ¥1,171.5bn (£6.6bn, $9.9bn) in the firm's third-quarter results, when compared with the same period last year, although a fall in the yen propped up non-domestic revenue levels.
Quantum of Suspicion: Despite another $29m, D-Wave doubts remain
Controversial quantum computing venture D-Wave Systems has scooped $29m in lovely fresh cash, courtesy of investors, despite lingering doubts about whether what it offers can be considered "quantum".
Emulex ends seven-quarter run of losses
+CommentAfter seven straight quarters of losses, Emulex has made a $4.3m profit in its second financial 2015 quarter – but that performance might not be repeated next quarter.
Three to pleasure bumpkins with 800MHz
Hutchison's Three will finally launch into the prime 800MHz band later this year, which it expects will improve rural coverage significantly.
Tesla bumps up Model S P85D acceleration – with software update
VidAn over-the-air software update to the dual-motor Tesla Model S P85D will cut its zero to 60MPH time from 3.2 to 3.1 seconds.
Teen whiz exposes WhatsApp profile pic privacy blunder bug
A privacy hole in WhatsApp allowed anyone to view someone else's profile photo – even if a user had configured the mobile messenger app to only show their pic to their contacts.
QLogic hits all-flash bullseye, doubles profit
QLogic is smiling, and so it should, with revenues and profits growing, and all-flash arrays, where it has host server connectivity dominance, blooming too. The glory days might just be coming into sight again.
US Ambassador: No, net neutrality will NOT allow the UN to seize control of the internet from us
AnalysisUS Ambassador Daniel Sepulveda has blown up hyperbolic claims that enforcing net neutrality rules in America could lead to the United Nations taking control of the internet.
Intel brings Broadwell to businesses with 5th-gen Core chips with vPro
Intel is pressing onward with its line of fifth-generation Core processors, with the general availability this week of versions of the chips tailored for enterprise customers.
Sorry, admins: Microsoft says NO new Windows Server until 2016
While it's looking like the final version of Windows 10 for client PCs could ship before the end of the year, it seems data center admins needn't hold their breaths. Microsoft confirmed on Friday that the next version of Windows Server won't arrive until 2016.
Super-cookie crumbles: Verizon vows to kill off hated zombie stalkers
Verizon has backed down over its fingerprinting of subscribers using so-called immortal "super cookies."
You must have at least 8 inches for Windows 10 to go all the way
CommentThe Windows 10 traditional desktop is a no-go zone for new tablets smaller than 8-inches across, according to Microsoft exec Joe Belfiore.
Silk Road trial latest: Ulbricht's Gmail addy appeared on ad for 'Amazon.com for drugs'
RoundupThe trial of accused Silk Road ringleader Ross Ulbricht continued despite inclement weather in New York City this week, with prosecutors seeking to rubbish Ulbricht's attorneys' earlier claim that someone else ran the darknet drugs souk.