First Fondle Register journo battles Sydney iPHONE queue, FONDLES BIG 'UN Swollen queue suggests bumper Fruitchomp Friday 19 Sep 00:09 | 30
On-Prem How's this for a biz expense? SAP pops $8.3 BEELLION on company card for Concur That's about three or so Minecrafts, right? 19 Sep 00:27 | 4
On-Prem Red Hat to Wall Street: I came here to chew FeedHenry and kick some ass. And I'm all out of FeedHenry rpm -i profit.q2.2015 19 Sep 00:58 | 6
Security Google bloke Beer buzzes iOS 8, OS X in bug-busting bonanza bash Apple's turn to get the drinks in, amirite? 19 Sep 02:14 |
Security Samsung unlocks Knox at zero bucks The race to zero in the mobile device management market has begun 19 Sep 03:03 | 2
On-Prem Gigantic bazaar Alibaba WILL turn share price up to 11, er, $68 for biggest IPO ever in US Hopeful cap'ns seek PILES O'DOUBLOONS in NYSE debut 19 Sep 04:01 | 7
First Crack Man buys iPHONE 6 and DROPS IT to SMASH on PURPOSE Yarrrgh! 'Tis Antipodean insanity, ye crazy swab 19 Sep 04:41 | 61
Analysis Why Oracle CEO Larry Ellison had to go ... Except he hasn't Silicon Valley's veteran seadog in piratical Putin impression 19 Sep 05:03 | 27
Personal Tech Monitors monitor's monitoring finds touch screens have 0.4% market share Not four. Point four. Count yer booty again, Microsoft 19 Sep 05:31 | 39
Bootnotes Oi, London thief. We KNOW what you're doing - our PRECRIME system warned us Aye, shipmate, it be just like that Minority Report 19 Sep 06:01 | 39
Science Stray positrons caught on ISS hint at DARK MATTER source Landlubber scope-gazers squint to horizons and see anti-electron count surge 19 Sep 06:29 | 41
Analysis Who's that at the door, storage box flingers? It's the hard drive makers. No, they are not smiling Nice treasure chest ye have there. Shame if it fell overboard 19 Sep 07:04 | 6
Security Google Apple grapple brings crypto cop block to Android Belike tears of joy to this old seadog's eyes, laddie 19 Sep 07:25 | 31
Storage Object Storage Alliance launched. Problem: 3 vendors haven't joined See here, me IBM mateys, why d'ye languish with these scurvy curs? 19 Sep 08:03 |
Security Russian botnet suspects cuffed over romantic MMS spyware allegs Avast! Belay that 'RomanticVK' order - there be MONSTERS 19 Sep 08:32 | 4
Software Open source and the NHS: Two huge disorganised entities without central control Nay dragons here, me lad - these be long lost lovers 19 Sep 09:04 | 25
Science Plucky Playmonaut parties as LOHAN hits Kickstarter goal Bring on the wenches'n'mead, set course for New Mexico 19 Sep 09:27 | 24
Security TOR users become FBI's No.1 hacking target after legal power grab Be afeared, me hearties, these scoundrels be spying our signals 19 Sep 10:03 | 57
Analysis iPhone 6: The final straw for Android makers eaten alive by the data parasite? Arr, makin' spy kit fer Google, a mug's game matey 19 Sep 10:57 | 199
100% Design Getting to the BOTTOM of the great office seating debate Belay that toil, me hearty, and park your scurvy backside 19 Sep 11:21 | 30
Science Bacon-related medical breakthrough wins Ig Nobel prize Is there ANYTHING cured pork can't do? 19 Sep 11:39 | 35
Security Blood-crazed Microsoft axes Trustworthy Computing Group Security be not a dirty word, me Satya. But crevice, bigod... 19 Sep 12:02 | 22
Vid Reg bloke zips through an iPHONE 6 queue from ZERO to 60 SECONDS Arr, he'm used t'magic o' fast forrard, d'ye see 19 Sep 12:45 | 42
Anal-ysis Buying memory in an iPhone 6: Like wiping your bottom with dollar bills Mind, t'Motorola StarTac were like GOLD 19 Sep 12:59 | 65
Game Theory Divinity Original Sin and Wasteland 2 reviews: Turn-based gaming's not dead yet! Kickstarter funded fun-packed thrills 19 Sep 13:31 | 24
Storagebod You - vendor. Pin your ears back, I've got some things to tell you No, there is no coffee and you may not sit down. Notebooks out 19 Sep 14:26 | 6
Personal Tech Joan Rivers promotes iPhone 6 from BEYOND THE GRAVE Deceased comedienne loving the new fondlephab 19 Sep 15:20 | 13
Legal Bono: Apple will sort out monetising music where the labels failed Remastered so hard it would be difficult or impossible to master it again 19 Sep 15:35 | 60
Science India vs America: Earthling invaders in race to MARS MAVEN and MOM neck and neck in plunge toward Red Planet 19 Sep 15:56 | 21
100% Design Alien condoms. Stuck to the wall. That's entirely normal, y'know And 3D printed model houses, because they're awesome 19 Sep 16:28 | 8
Storage Hazelcast trousers cash, poises open-source cutlass against Exadata belly Do ya feel Luck-y, punk? 19 Sep 17:03 | 3
Personal Tech Lumia rebrand begins: Nokia's new UK web home is Microsoft.com Yarr, them Nokia logos walking the plank and into the drink 19 Sep 19:43 | 37
Teardown Pop open this iPhone 6 and see where the magic oozes from ... oh hello again, Qualcomm New speaking slabs blown to smithereens 19 Sep 21:05 | 17
On-Prem Yahoo! Made! $8bn! In! One! Day! And! You'll! Easily! Guess! How! Plenty o' grog to drink from all thar Alibaba booty 19 Sep 21:48 | 9
Personal Tech Want a Tizen phone to build apps for? Now's your chance – provided you don't need it to work Outdated handsets that can't make calls can be YOURS 19 Sep 22:09 | 10