First fondle Samsung Galaxy S5 in El Reg's claws: This time the 'S' is for 'sensible' 'I grasped its dimpled rear and shook it hard' 28 Mar 00:08 | 34
Personal Tech Sick of walking into things while gawping at your iPhone? Apple has a patent app. for that Look up from your texts while walking? What is this, 1997? 28 Mar 00:41 | 50
Legal NSW government gets into the smartphone case business Outsourcing jobs one day, entering markets with oodles of private competitors the next 28 Mar 01:41 | 8
Pic + vid First pics: Comet-chaser Rosetta hurtles towards icy prey, camera in hand ESA wants to land a bot on a comet 524 million km from the Sun. Let that sink in 28 Mar 01:53 | 33
On-Prem Australian National University CIO Peter Nikoletatos departs Sudden split 'by mutual consent' 28 Mar 02:02 |
Software Microsoft's ALREADY telling of bugs in Fondle-Office for iPad Workarounds needed to access documents stored in SharePoint 2010 28 Mar 03:01 | 22
SaaS Microsoft Australia blows own deadline for online Office 365 sales Microsoft Online Portal development seems to have gone off the rails 28 Mar 03:57 | 1
Personal Tech iFixit boss: Apple has 'done everything it can to put repair guys out of business' New plan to make fixing iOS gadgets easier and rewarding 28 Mar 04:01 | 74
Legal China's rare earth supply crimp plan ruled to be illegal Europe, USA and Japan will dig this World Trade Organisation ruling 28 Mar 05:03 | 22
Personal Tech Hot, young under-25s: Lonely slab strokers who shun TV Gen Y don't you switch off the telly, we're on the interwebs 28 Mar 06:06 | 27
Legal Bitcoin bloodbath as China shutters all trading sites Cash will soon be the only way to pay for crypto-currency 28 Mar 06:28 | 11
Legal YouTube follows Twitter onto Turkey's block list Government pushes for ban after 'villanous' audio clip appears 28 Mar 07:02 | 12
Legal Google 'Transparency Report' shows rise in government groping UK request numbers and success rates on a roller coaster 28 Mar 07:30 | 8
Personal Tech Brit game devs WILL get tax relief for, er, EastEnders Game and Legend of Slough If they're chock-full of Blighty culture, you'll get 'relief' – EU 28 Mar 08:06 | 95
Channel Put a 4K in it: Quantum soups up StorNext bundles for Pros For the high-def era 28 Mar 08:33 |
Review Little pink handjob: Sony's Xperia Z1 Compact Sometimes size really doesn’t matter 28 Mar 09:02 | 40
Quotw 'I will not work with Facebook... they seem creepy to me' Plus: 'I always felt that PC World had acted disgracefully towards me, and I've been proved right' 28 Mar 09:25 | 2
Science LOHAN preps Vulture 2 for hot vinyl wrap Cue bloody enormous packing case, epic sea journey... 28 Mar 09:59 | 17
GPU Technology Conference VDI a 'delightful' experience... Really? GPU devs at Silicon Valley shocked to their, er, cores in GTC session 28 Mar 10:35 | 4
Security ICO plugs XSS vuln in its website. Only took watchdog FIVE YEARS 'Nonchalant attitude' shocks me, says blogger 28 Mar 11:01 | 10
Review Sticky Tahr-fy pudding: Ubuntu 14.04 slickest Linux desktop ever Wait, Canonical actually listened to us? 28 Mar 11:30 | 150
SaaS Soft, hard, lightly hosted? Make the right call when you choose a PBX system Cloudy phone systems get down to business 28 Mar 12:00 | 2
On-Prem Pop music, tech bubble... what could go wrong? Spotify said to be closer to IPO Fellow Swedish firm Tobii also mulling its own market debut 28 Mar 12:03 | 5
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Raised £350bn in crowdsourced funding? Tell me about it (not) Please release me, FFS let me go 28 Mar 12:23 | 42
Networks Live in the middle of nowhere? CONGRATS. Some of you can pay EE for 4G High speed mobile coverage rollout continues 28 Mar 12:37 | 20
Legal Say WHAT? ATVOD claims 44k Brit primary school kids look at smut online each month Bullsh*t klaxon sounded as it admits figures can't be trusted 28 Mar 12:58 | 100
Legal No, Minister. You CAN'T de-Kindle your eBooks! Or can you? Confusion reigns as gov bungles copyright proposals 28 Mar 13:33 | 92
Video Play Mario using just your EYES as Google Glass gets JavaScript Someone jostling you in the train? No problem 28 Mar 14:02 | 12
Legal Judge rules Baidu political censorship was an editorial right Search engine results get freedom of speech protection in the US 28 Mar 15:06 | 42
Personal Tech BlackBerry revenue slips below $1bn as users shun BB10 Chen plots return to keyboard-phones to woo back corporates 28 Mar 15:57 | 25
Bootnotes Homeopathic remedies contaminated with REAL medicine get recalled Those allergic to penicillin* should steer clear 28 Mar 16:03 | 140
SaaS App-happy cloud bod? You'd better keep eyes on your networks Network performance monitoring: getting more difficult... and MORE important 28 Mar 19:04 |
NSFWish 'I like big butts and I cannot lie, hackers take Pinterest on a joyride' So spammers say you're fat, well, we ain't down with that 28 Mar 19:23 | 19
On-Prem Tesla firms hot bottoms: TITANIUM armor now bolted to Model S e-cars Modifications revealed as US safety probes clears 'leccy motor as safe 28 Mar 20:41 | 62
Software FTC: Do SSL properly or we'll shove a microscope up you for decades Will you do a Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me 28 Mar 21:45 | 18
SaaS Microsoft: Let's be clear, WE won't read your email – but the cops will Redmond rewrites T&Cs AGAIN – and taps up privacy warriors for help 28 Mar 22:27 | 72
Networks Zuck: Web drones, not balloons (cough, cough Google) are way forward Facebook's boywonder dismisses rival's Loon balloons as loony baloney 28 Mar 23:39 | 27