June 2012 Archive • The Register

We reveal what's inside Microsoft's Azure Govt Secret regions... wait, is that a black helico–

Cloud Atlas: Huawei's homegrown AI hardware hits shelves. Oh, and it's working on DNA storage

BBM is dead, long live BBMe: Encrypted chat plat opened up to all as consumer version burns

Server at web host 1&1 Ionos decides to take unscheduled day off, sinks a bunch of sites

Disco Dingo fever: Ubuntu 19.04 has an infrastructure bent, snappier GNOME and another stupid name

Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript

Hey criminals, need a getaway vehicle? There's an app for that... Car share tool halts ops amid crime wave, arrests

App-y now? UK health secretary spammed with pics of flowers that look like ladies' private parts

We've read the Mueller report. Here's what you need to know: ██ ██ ███ ███████ █████ ███ ██ █████ ████████ █████

Who's using Mueller Report Day to bury bad news? If you guessed Facebook, you're right: Millions more passwords stored in plaintext

Facebook: Yeah, we hoovered up 1.5 million email address books without permission. But it was an accident!

Google hits brand slam stamping AMP with more crypto glam

DevOps grandpa Electric Cloud absorbed into youthful CloudBees

We can help you get on top of DevOps, CI/CD and containers, all in one month's time...

What exactly is everyone doing with DevOps, Containers, Kubernetes and Serverless?

Chaos? We’ll show you how to make it work for your software org

Yes, I may have advised 'some' investors to flog their Autonomy shares, analyst tells High Court

Supreme Court of UK gives Morrisons the go-ahead for mega data leak liability appeal

Europe's home PC buyers reach for their collective smartphone, sigh: We don't need a new desktop. This is a computer, right?

Loose Women woman's IR35 win deals another high-profile blow to UK taxman's grip on rules

Google rolls out Android Easter Egg for Europe – a Microsoft antitrust-style browser, search engine choice box

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

Let 15 July forever be known as P-Day: When UK's smut fans started being asked for their age

Why Qualcomm won – and why Tim Cook had to eat humble Apple pie

Geek's Guide

Absolute mad lads are teaching physics to AI because how else will it learn to solve real-world problems (like humans)

Three planets and two stars adds up to one research team made very happy by Kepler's unique discovery

So, that's cheerio the nou to Dundee Satellite Receiving Station: Over 40 years of service axed for the sake of £338,000

Last week in space: Giant aircraft, asteroid impacts and exploding satellites

IBM Watson Health cuts back Drug Discovery 'artificial intelligence' after lackluster sales

Speak your brains on AI platforms: They have been hyped to death... but what's your practical reality?

Microsoft president: We said no to Cali cops' face-recog tech – and we won't craft killer robots

We know you all want to shove AI where the sun doesn't shine. And that's exactly where it's going – detecting prostate cancer

Verity Stob

Idiot admits destroying scores of college PCs using USB Killer gizmo, filming himself doing it

Canadian woman fined for not holding escalator handrail finally reaches the top after 10 years

So how'd this go again... A sea goddess told you in a dream to run for president of Taiwan? OK, Mr Foxconn boss

Ozzy app maker cancels hump day: We've tripled profits! scream slackers

June >2012 Archive

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We reveal what's inside Microsoft's Azure Govt Secret regions... wait, is that a black helico–

Cloud Atlas: Huawei's homegrown AI hardware hits shelves. Oh, and it's working on DNA storage

BBM is dead, long live BBMe: Encrypted chat plat opened up to all as consumer version burns

Server at web host 1&1 Ionos decides to take unscheduled day off, sinks a bunch of sites

Disco Dingo fever: Ubuntu 19.04 has an infrastructure bent, snappier GNOME and another stupid name

Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript

Hey criminals, need a getaway vehicle? There's an app for that... Car share tool halts ops amid crime wave, arrests

App-y now? UK health secretary spammed with pics of flowers that look like ladies' private parts

We've read the Mueller report. Here's what you need to know: ██ ██ ███ ███████ █████ ███ ██ █████ ████████ █████

Who's using Mueller Report Day to bury bad news? If you guessed Facebook, you're right: Millions more passwords stored in plaintext

Facebook: Yeah, we hoovered up 1.5 million email address books without permission. But it was an accident!

Google hits brand slam stamping AMP with more crypto glam

DevOps grandpa Electric Cloud absorbed into youthful CloudBees

We can help you get on top of DevOps, CI/CD and containers, all in one month's time...

What exactly is everyone doing with DevOps, Containers, Kubernetes and Serverless?

Chaos? We’ll show you how to make it work for your software org

Yes, I may have advised 'some' investors to flog their Autonomy shares, analyst tells High Court

Supreme Court of UK gives Morrisons the go-ahead for mega data leak liability appeal

Europe's home PC buyers reach for their collective smartphone, sigh: We don't need a new desktop. This is a computer, right?

Loose Women woman's IR35 win deals another high-profile blow to UK taxman's grip on rules

Google rolls out Android Easter Egg for Europe – a Microsoft antitrust-style browser, search engine choice box

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

Let 15 July forever be known as P-Day: When UK's smut fans started being asked for their age

Why Qualcomm won – and why Tim Cook had to eat humble Apple pie

Absolute mad lads are teaching physics to AI because how else will it learn to solve real-world problems (like humans)

Three planets and two stars adds up to one research team made very happy by Kepler's unique discovery

So, that's cheerio the nou to Dundee Satellite Receiving Station: Over 40 years of service axed for the sake of £338,000

Last week in space: Giant aircraft, asteroid impacts and exploding satellites

IBM Watson Health cuts back Drug Discovery 'artificial intelligence' after lackluster sales

Speak your brains on AI platforms: They have been hyped to death... but what's your practical reality?

Microsoft president: We said no to Cali cops' face-recog tech – and we won't craft killer robots

We know you all want to shove AI where the sun doesn't shine. And that's exactly where it's going – detecting prostate cancer

Idiot admits destroying scores of college PCs using USB Killer gizmo, filming himself doing it

Canadian woman fined for not holding escalator handrail finally reaches the top after 10 years

So how'd this go again... A sea goddess told you in a dream to run for president of Taiwan? OK, Mr Foxconn boss

Ozzy app maker cancels hump day: We've tripled profits! scream slackers

June >2012 Archive

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Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript

So, that's cheerio the nou to Dundee Satellite Receiving Station: Over 40 years of service axed for the sake of £338,000

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

Why Qualcomm won – and why Tim Cook had to eat humble Apple pie

I've had it with these mother-fscking slaps on this mother-fscking plane: Flight fight sparks legal brouhaha over mid-air co-ords

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