Commodore 64 may come back as Warren Beatty
When the Commodore 64 returns from the dead, it may not be called the Commodore 64.
Big Blue juices OS formerly known as 400
In conjunction with the launch of Power7-based blade servers this week, IBM is also delivered a long-awaited upgrade to its proprietary i For Business operating system (formerly known as OS/400), with i 7.1 bringing native XML and encryption capabilities to the integrated database management system embedded in the OS. IBM is also adding features to i 7.1's compiler tools that allow them to create applications without using the legacy green-screen protocols that have defined IBM midrange systems for more than 40 years.
OU: Digital divide now between clued and clueless
The vice chancellor of the Open University has said the digital divide is now between people who do and do not understand how to exploit IT fully.
US gov cries foul on MPAA piracy claims
That massive amount of money that business groups such as the Business Software Alliance (BSA) and the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) claim is being lost due to piracy and copyright infringement? Well, fuggedaboutit.
Is Oracle severing its LSI relationship?
We're hearing rumours that Oracle is ending the Sun-LSI relationship whereby Sun incorporated drive arrays from LSI.
Novero TheFirstOne designer Bluetooth headset
ReviewApparently comprised of ex-Nokia hands, Novero is a company focused on phone accessories for users on the move. The matter-of-factly entitled, TheFirstOne is Novero’s designer Bluetooth headset heralded to ‘change the way we look at technology’ and is priced accordingly at £120.
Commissioner pledges protection for net neutrality
Internet users must be able to access whatever content they want, regardless of telecoms companies' demands that high-bandwidth publishers pay them, according to a European Commissioner ahead of a consultation on net neutrality.
Volcanic ash grounds dozens of UK flights
Hundreds of passengers are likely to be stranded this morning as a volcanic ash plume has grounded flights across the country.
Herd of sheep, off tits on drugs, savagely Tased
In shock* news it has emerged that a group of sheep in America, out of their minds on Class A drugs, have been repeatedly blasted using controversial electric Taser stun weapons.
HP fingered in bribe probe
HP's headquarters in Moscow were raided by Russian investigators yesterday looking for evidence the computer giant bribed its way to victory in a big contract.
All-in-ones grease great quarter for PCs
Who said desktops were dead? Worldwide sales of PCs soared 24.2 per cent in Q1, compared with last year when the market slumped by seven per cent. The rebound was fuelled by both desktop and portable shipments, both of which exceeded expectations, IDC said.
Sony pledges 'affordable' 3D TV experience
Sony today pledged to make viewing this summer's World Cup in 3D "more affordable", momentarily forgetting that - so far - no one is broadcasting the matches in more than two dimensions here.
Sony preps pair of PS3 3D updates
Sony has roadmapped two key PlayStation 3 firmware updates that will bring stereoscopic 3D functionality to the games console.
Wii Fit fall woman turns into nympho
A Manchester woman who took a tumble from her Wii Fit board is suffering an earth-moving side effect of the Nintendo-related mishap: she's now a nymphomaniac.
Two new LTO tape gens announced
The Linear Tape Open Consortium has announced two more LTO tape generations, taking capacity up to 32TB compressed with LTO-8.
Swiss HSBC data breach victim count trebles
A French prosecutor said bank account details of 79,000 customers was stolen from the Swiss subsidiary of HSBC, three times the number previously admitted by the bank.
Toshiba tips hat into tablet ring
Toshiba has confirmed plans to release an iPad-alike tablet later this year powered by Google's Android OS.
Game unwraps software too early for some
Game Group PLC has gone into mini-crisis management mode, after selling ex-display stock as new to online buyers on gamestation and gameplay websites.
Shrek's Donkey poses with bustier-clad strumpet
DreamWorks and Paramount big-wigs are none too happy with a fashion shoot in men's mag VMan, featuring characters from the Shrek movie franchise cavorting with scantily-clad models.
Facebook starts random application shutdown
UpdatedFacebook has started shutting down iPhone applications, taking a sudden interest in trademark infringement in naming and logos - some of the time, anyway.
US librarian in chief puts Twitter into aspic
The short-form outpourings of Stephen Fry, Ashton Kutcher and millions of other Twitterers are to be preserved for the ages after the US Library of Congress revealed it would begin archiving Twitter.
DNS Trojan poses as iPhone unlocking utility
An application that offers to unlock iPhones is actually designed to hijack internet connections on compromised Windows PCs, security watchers warn.
IBM predicts reoffending rates for prisoners
The Florida Department of Juvenile Justice is paying IBM to provide it with software which will predict which of its charges are most likely to reoffend, following a similar deal in the UK.
Death row inmate claims allergy to lethal injection
An Ohio death row inmate is attempting to postpone his imminent appointment with the lethal injection gurney by claiming a possible allergy to the anaesthetic used by the state to dispatch its condemned prisoners.
Opera Mini tops the iTunes chart, but can it make any money?
iPhone users are tuning to the Opera Mini browser, which now tops free apps polls around the world. But giving away a product isn't necessarily the best way to make money.
He gave me the hairless eyeball
"Hello everyone, this is my giant disembodied eye project," says Nirav Patel, a software development engineer at Apple, who thinks up interesting stuff in his spare time.
home grown war robot takes to Welsh skies!
The UK tentacle of French arms giant Thales is delighted today to announce that its new "Watchkeeper" drone aircraft for the British Army has made its first flight in UK airspace. The machine first flew in 2008, above Israel, where the Hermes 450 it is based on is made.
Lenovo ThinkPad X100e
ReviewAs netbooks approach adolescence, they're outgrowing the original bargain basement specs and compromises acceptable to a beach girl, and heading towards £500. But around this price they're meeting ever-cheaper thin and light notebooks, or "ultraportables". The result is an overcrowded and confusing market place.
Why doesn't Nokia buy Palm?
CommentNokia has endured a painful two years - a kind of corporate Lost Weekend. Instead of alcoholism, Nokia found itself distracted by completely avoidable, self-inflicted corporate restructuring and IP issues, and so technologies we saw two years ago will only start to appear in phones next year.
More vultures attack Compellent
Two more legal firms have joined in the hunt to extract cash from Compellent and deliver it to aggrieved investors with a modest emolument going to the lawyers for their expenses.
Big Brother Watch manifesto makes plea for privacy
The latest manifesto into the lists (pdf) comes not from a party standing at election, but from a pressure group.
NextIO teams with Fusion-io for 5TB flash SAN
NextIO has inked a deal with Fusion-io to produce a 5TB flash SAN to share flash storage between connected servers.
Angry Romanian hackers deface Telegraph for Top Gear toss
Subdomains maintained by The Daily Telegraph website were defaced by a group of angry Romanian hackers on Thursday.
KIN'ell, Microsoft! Is that a breasticle I see before me?
Is a man's nipple erotic? If, dear reader, you answer yes to that question then perhaps Microsoft's latest efforts to advertise its wares should be slammed for promoting so-called sexting among young people.
IBM Workload Optimized: Here comes the hype wave
IBM pushed out some more of its “Workload Optimized” offerings last week, with the introduction of analytic packages based on its mainframe and x86 systems.
Vendors bet on England World Cup fail
Firms are falling over themselves to cash in on the Fifa World Cup. TomTom today was the latest manufacturer to pledge to refund the purchase price on one of its offerings if England wins the international soccer tournament.
Retailer claims customers' immortal souls
Games retailer GameStation has claimed that it owns the immortal souls of 7500 punters who purchased goods from its website earlier this month.
IBM prunes low-cost AIX rev
IBM has radically improved the bang for the buck on its Power7-based Power Systems 701 and 702 blade servers this week, and is expected to soon deliver similarly priced entry rack and tower servers. And now it has a new, lower-cost AIX 6.1 Express Edition that will match the less expensive hardware and therefore help Big Blue's AIX platform better compete against Windows, Linux, HP-UX, and Solaris alternatives.
Sony working on 'major' PlayTV update
Sony raised UK gamers' hopes yesterday with the promise of a "major" update to the PlayStation 3's PlayTV add-on, only to dash them by announcing that the key new feature will be Facebook integration.
Oracle releases emergency security patch for Java
Under criticism for not patching a critical vulnerability in its recently acquired Java virtual machine, Oracle on Thursday released an emergency update that eliminates the zero-day threat.
Apple bans Pulitzer Prize political cartoons from iPhone
This week, a California political cartoonist was awarded the prestigious Pulitzer Prize. Last December, Apple's App Store police barred his work from its hallowed online halls.
Oracle murders free OpenSolaris CD shipping
Oracle has murdered the OpenSolaris free CD shipping program.
Intel: Killer cables may leapfrog USB 3.0
Intel sees its high-speed, long-distance Light Peak optical cabling technology as the next interconnect step after USB 3.0.
AMD claws back to profitability
Business is picking up at AMD, which has announced its financial results for the first three months of 2010, which president and CEO Direk Meyer identified as having attained "record first quarter revenue."
Google money machine tops self with 23% revenue leap
At the end of last year, Google's top secret money machine returned to overdrive. And in the first quarter, it was more of the same.