Stalk my pals on social media and you'll know that the next words out of my mouth will be banana hammock
Boffins reckon they can predict what you'll say based on your friends' activity online
The phenomenon of "prescient Facebook advertising", so beloved of conspiracy theorists who think social networks listen to your microphone, might instead simply be evidence of how good Facebook's algorithms have become.
That's one of the surprising hypotheses to arise from research by boffins from the University of Vermont and the University of Adelaide, published today in Nature Human Behaviour.
Speaking to The Register, co-author Lewis Mitchell of Adelaide University said the chief conclusion of the work he conducted with Vermont's James Bagrow and Xipei Liu related to how well individuals can be predicted not from their own posts, but those of their friends.
Analysing posts from as few as eight of your friends is enough to predict what you'll write next, with up to 64 per cent chance of success.
Mitchell told El Reg the research looked at a question relevant in a post-Cambridge Analytica world: how effective is deleting your account in protective privacy?
Not very much, the trio found. By focusing on people's networks of friends, their startling discovery was that close to 65 per cent of the time, with eight or nine friends' feeds to analyse, they could predict the next thing you would say.
The good news: that's not a permanent state of affairs. If you deleted your account, the quality of inference that can be made according to your (former) friends' posts will deteriorate over time.
"There's a recency effect," Mitchell said. "If you delete your account, the information will wash out, and the predictability about you from your friends' posts will eventually decay."
However, he said, the research clearly made the case that it's misguided to overemphasise individual responsibility for privacy. Privacy is clearly a collective responsibility.
"The responsibility lies with FB and Twitter, the social media platforms – they're the ones that have that network-level view, it's something the network has to grapple with."
What's this got to do with those advertisements that creep people out by seemingly intruding on their recent real-life conversations?
Mitchell said work like his group's provides a theoretical underpinning to understand how good the "black box" of a social media algorithm can be.
"After this, I'm not surprised by the ability of Facebook to recommend ads as if they had the microphone turned on," Mitchell told The Register.
He said people are so predictable from their friends' posts, "you could conceivably build language models about the types of statements someone might make, and in principle use that for recommendations". ®