I have you now! Star Wars stocking fillers from another age
The light and the dark side of the gaming Force explored
Nothing quite says games like Christmas time, so Electronic Arts was therefore in like a shot with the latest telling of its Battlefront epic.
Sure, it’s all lovely and pseudo HD, but isn’t it worth remembering just how we got here, and the fantastic journey we've had?
Indeed, if the games of the Star Wars universe were in attendance at one of Princess Leia's shiny medal presentations, each would get a peck on the cheek and leave with a much deserved 'Best Star Wars game ever' awards hung around their digital necks.
Preliminary honourable mentions go to the Lego Star Wars and Star Wars Supremacy for really making our lightsabers swoosh, but even these couldn't make the final cut as we bring you the seven games to play before heading out to see Luke, Han and co reunite.
Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Boba Fett, Jabba, Darth Maul, Count Dooku, General Grievous and a whole lot of storm troopers: these are the titles that gave your boys one hell of a beating.
Star Wars: TIE Fighter, 1994 (PC)
There was only room for one of LucasArts' phenomenal spacecraft sims and TIE Fighter just gets the nod, narrowly fending off the light side-hugging endeavours of X-Wing and X-Wing Alliance.
Fighting for the Empire not only meant you could 'blast those Rebel scum' – a fun activity, as any storm trooper will tell you – but also handed players the keys to some of the most iconic fighters in a galaxy far away.
The game had depth too, with the completion of secondary mission objectives paving the way for your induction into the Emperor's secret service and the special ranks thereof. And TIE Fighter had one final ace up its sleeve by way of a mission in which you flew as wingman to Darth Vader himself.
Drive some of the most iconic fighters in the galaxy
Surely Disney can see that we simply have to have virtual reality version of this made ready in the next couple of years? Even the Emperor couldn't help but crack a smile at the prospect of that.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2003 (Xbox, PC)
In developing the first Star Wars role-playing game, BioWare took us 4,000 years back in time. Perhaps making the setting of Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR) more accurately described as a 'long, long time ago (but still in a galaxy far, far away)'.
BioWare took its Dungeons & Dragons-based RPG formula, as already perfected in Baldur's Gate and Neverwinter Nights, and successfully adapted it to Star Wars. The result was the perfect blend of strategic combat and choice-based questing, as players hopped their way across the galaxy in search of the Star Forge – the source of power of the suitably nefarious Darth Malak.
As anyone who has delved into the recent mobile re-release of KOTOR will tell you, its reams of multi-branching dialogue choices, as well as its combat system, haven't aged quite as well as you might hope. Nevertheless, it is a shining example of how much scope there is for story-led Star Wars games. It's just a shame that all that potential is currently being poured into MMORPGs rather than something more akin to Fallout 4.
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire 1996 (N64, PC)
Too ambitious for its own good? Probably. But Shadows of the Empire still makes this list by virtue of being the first game to convincingly bring the entire Star Wars universe to life.
This third-person adventure saw players take a walk in the boots of Dash Rendar, a smuggler out to rescue the oft-captured Princess Leia from reptilian crime lord, Prince Xizor. Han, Luke and Boba Fett all had cameos to play, but it was Rendar who led us from Hoth to Coruscant, via a host of planets.
Development struggles – including a bizarre situation where Nintendo would only provide an prototype N64 pad as long as it ensconced it in a box – meant the rest of the game never quite lived up to the fabulous opening stage on Hoth. Regardless, Shadows still stands as a fine example of how to capture that quintessential Star Wars vibe.
Star Wars: Jedi Knight 1997 (PC)
Star Wars: Jedi Knight ... a classic first-person shooter
The adventures of Kyle Katarn – a man with the best traits of Luke and Han and the beard of Chewie – have provided the best examples of story-based shooting for Star Wars fans so far.
The Doom-era Dark Forces may have got the series off to a good start, but it was Jedi Knight that perfected the formula. The scale of Star Wars suited PC gaming's new found appetite for big, brash 3D-accelerated polygons, while its live action video cut scenes were both strangely cool and unintentionally hilarious.
But it was the addition of light and dark side force powers, and a free-swinging lightsaber, that really elevated Jedi Knight. The thrill of squaring off against the game's legion of dark Jedi has barely been bettered since, while the light and dark RPG-lite elements were way ahead of its time.
Star Wars (Atari arcade) 1983 (Atari 2600)
For many, Atari's frankly beautiful arcade cabinet was a first insight into how video games could portray the adventures of Luke, Han, Leia and company so excitingly and in such jaw-dropping fashion.
Conveniently, its wireframe graphics even managed to perfectly mimic the targeting computers of original film's movie-based space fighters, as players cruised about the surface of the Death Star, blasting wave-upon-wave of TIE fighters.
Without doubt, though, the stand out feature was the sit-down arcade cabinet that put you inside your X-Wing fighter. The control stick itself – which loosely mimicked that of the X-Wings of the silver screen – was enough to make you swoon like Han at the touch of Princess Leia.
Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader 1998 (GameCube, PC)
It's rare for a third-party game to snatch the limelight from Nintendo’s own line-up on console launch day, but that's exactly what Rogue Squadron II managed upon the GameCube's debut.
Never had the Death Star’s trench, or the Battle of Hoth, been recreated with such pizazz – the developers even adding dialogue and story elements straight from the original trilogy. It all meant that your fellow squadron members went down in a blaze of glory at just the right moments, and in perfect synch with that iconic soundtrack.
Admittedly the game began to plod along slightly during the few missions that weren't ripped directly from the films. But, on the whole, the sound and visuals shifted what we might expect of Star Wars games to another level.
Star Wars: Empire at War 2006 (PC)
Empire at War was a RTS with a hint of Civilisation, designed to have players flexing their strategic muscles in all four corners of the galaxy.
Colonising and capturing planets in a bid to wipe out your rival was the order of the day. With the game giving rise to a vast collection of land- and space-based vehicles, including some new inventions (especially when it came to the Rebel's ground forces).
Flex your strategic muscles with Empire at War
Mass producing AT-ATs on a galaxy-wide scale never quite seemed to be in the Star Wars spirit, and its space-based conflicts couldn't touch Homeworld. Nevertheless, for those looking for a dose of strategic Star Wars play this still stands up.