El Reg unchains the Vulture Velo cycling jersey

We're certain that some of you - in common with Vulture South's own Simon Sharwood - do occasionally rise from your PCs and mount mighty two-wheeled steeds for a bit of healthy outdoor exercise.

We're delighted, then, to introduce for your riding pleasure the Vulture Velo - available right now at El Reg merch tentacle Cash'n'Carrion for £49.99.

This top-notch cycling jersey is, as the blurb states, hewn from the living breathable polyester, and features quarter zip, three back pockets and an elasticated bottom.

Dye sublimation printing ensures no fade of the striking graphics over the life of the jersey, so no matter how hard you pedal, you'll always be right at the head of the fashion peloton.

To demonstrate just what a figure you'll cut out on the streets, here's more of Vulture Central's own Fenke Fros sporting the Vulture Velo, and let's face it, it looks the business:

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