Vote now: Who can solve a problem like Ashley Madison?

Help wanted ... too late

Poll Avid Life Media – the owner of hookup site Ashley Madison – has weeks-old openings for a data analyst and a senior system administrator.

The opportunities (noticed by Vulture-eyed Reg staffers) got us thinking about who in the wide world of tech is capable of righting the hacker-raided Tinder-for-cheaters site, which has suffered one of the biggest and most high-profile data breaches in history.

The phrase "impossible job" (as in that of the England football manager) comes to mind, although a quick brainstorming session did throw up a number of impressive names who might be up to the task. If you were the ALM human resources manager who would YOU hire? It's time to turn it over to Reg readers to decide from among the candidates, hence this poll. ®

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