SaaS Pivotal: So who fancies skinny-dipping in our 'Business Data Lake'? PS: It'll cost you Tries to tempt more into its Hadoop pond with Pivotal HD 2 18 Mar 00:51 | 3
Storage Dell pivots to Asia with frugal flasher Compressed Compellent promises all-flash for less cash 18 Mar 01:01 | 4
Legal What kid uses wires? FCC supremo angry that US classrooms are filled with unused RJ45 ports Even if they get on Wi-Fi, the broadband is crap, we're told 18 Mar 02:28 | 38
Software Red Hat plans unified security management for Fedora 21 One crypto policy to bind them 18 Mar 03:01 | 4
On-Prem Seattle pops a cap in Uber and Lyft: Rideshare bizs get 150-driver limit No more flooding the roads with 1,000+ motors, says city council 18 Mar 03:24 | 41
Legal Good riddance to American internet oversight says Microsoft Independent DNS regulator a 'significant and welcome development' says policy man 18 Mar 03:58 | 7
Bootnotes Think drone delivery is hot air? A BREWERY just proved you wrong All is forgiven, Jeff Bezos 18 Mar 04:26 | 29
On-Prem China's annual TV smear segment drags Nikon's name through the mud Last year's effort saw Apple grovel 18 Mar 05:02 | 20
Legal Kick us as hard as you like, RIGHT IN THE CYBERS, says Japan Government unleashes ethical hackers to prep for Tokyo Olympics 18 Mar 05:30 | 3
NSFW French novel falls foul of Apple's breast inspectors Les hommes de la Pomme disent 'non' aux seins de La Femme 18 Mar 06:03 | 67
Channel Satya Nadella's first act may be to launch Office for iPad Microsoft's new leader to discuss 'intersection of cloud and mobile' 18 Mar 06:33 | 29
Video This record-smashing robot solves a Rubik's Cube in 3.253 seconds Talk about twisting someone's ARM 18 Mar 07:01 | 30
Legal Surrender your crypto keys or you're off to chokey, says Australia Ignoring proposed 'intelligibility assistance notices' would be a crime 18 Mar 07:30 | 16
Channel Samsung wins right to delay UK appeal in Apple dispute S Korean firm allowed to change some patent claims first 18 Mar 08:02 | 5
Channel No more squeaky bum moments, please Microsoft - partners beg Global partner boss Sorgen vows to 'slow incentive changes' 18 Mar 09:01 | 1
Channel Scottish gov may miss IT budget cut target Dinnae fret, we only need tae cut baubies 15 times as fast.... 18 Mar 09:23 | 21
Security Romanian 'ransomware victim' hangs self and 4-year-old son – report Suicide note mentioned $21,000 demand from cybercriminals – sources 18 Mar 10:02 | 33
Comment Sorry Dick: 3 reasons why Twitter will NEVER be unblocked in China El Reg on why Costolo's Shanghai trip is not about the Great Firewall 18 Mar 11:03 | 3
Networks Chinese boffins ginger up Hadoop with OpenFlow funnel Software-defined networking speeds scheduling across clusters 18 Mar 11:19 | 1
Analysis MH370 airliner MYSTERY: The El Reg Pub/Dinner-party Guide Some tech angles for your consideration 18 Mar 11:39 | 382
Legal WhatsApp founder: Privacy WON'T vanish under Facebook But nonetheless my firm is definitely worth $19bn to giant advertising platform 18 Mar 11:56 | 23
On-Prem MtGox allows users to see a picture of their money, but not have it If you just believe it's there, heyy ... maybe it is. That's bankin' 18 Mar 12:26 | 32
Legal PAF! MPs go postal over postal location data sell-off by Coalition.gov Royal Mail coordinates of every address in the land are 'national asset' 18 Mar 12:56 | 77
Legal Beastie Boys settle with toy maker over Girls copyright dispute Hippity hoppity heroes in secret deal with girl-boffin blockstack baroness 18 Mar 13:29 | 48
Security Hidden 'Windigo' UNIX ZOMBIES are EVERYWHERE Check and wipe: The la-la-la-it's-not-happening plan is no good 18 Mar 14:01 | 111
Channel Scotland Yard defends single supplier IT gig with Insight 'Transparency, savings, value, erm ... market intelligence ... I could go on' 18 Mar 14:31 | 13
Security Feds charge three in brain-ache $15m Pentagon payroll pillage plot Alleged Ukrainian cyber bandits still at large 18 Mar 15:02 | 6
Personal Tech Pegatron goes on hiring spree as iPhone 6 release date approaches Apple prepares for latest expensive phone release 18 Mar 15:36 | 14
Legal Google settles copyright suit with Viacom over YouTube vids Billion-dollar case closed after Choc Factory agrees terms with media firm 18 Mar 16:01 | 20
Channel Economic recovery? Ha, that was so 2012, says buoyant Bechtle Sales and profits up as German reseller chortles all way to die Bank 18 Mar 16:20 |
Channel Acer coughs to insider trading probe on 2 staffers Taiwanese prosecutors storm HQ, firm says it has always been 'honest, law abiding' 18 Mar 16:50 |
Vid Grav waves: Moment when 'father of Big Bang inflation' learns he was RIGHT ALL ALONG Prof cracks open bubbly at news of creation signal 18 Mar 18:44 | 10
Channel Apple rakes in 60% of profits in still-surging smartphone market Detractors cavil while Cook & Co. laugh all the way to the bank 18 Mar 19:09 | 28
Software Byzantine Generals co-boffin Lamport bags CompSci's 'Nobel prize' Distributed systems master gets A.M. Turing gong 18 Mar 19:47 | 11
Vids + pics WOW! Google invents the DIGITAL WATCH: What a time to be alive Choc fac crams cloud brains into tiny Android Wear watch-puters 18 Mar 20:39 | 43
Personal Tech Imagination brings real-time hyper-realistic ray tracing to mobile kit PowerVR GR6500 is a smartphone, tablet game changer – literally 18 Mar 21:58 | 9
Personal Tech 8GB iPhone 5c is real, but no market-maker Is a $73/£44 discount really going to make a difference? 18 Mar 23:58 | 11