Science Bad Microsoft patch trapped you in a boot loop? Here's your fix Bootable ISO can roll back botched Windows 7 update 19 Apr 00:17 | 44
SaaS Amazon's flash-backed database gets EVEN FASTER Relational features for the non-relational DB 19 Apr 00:39 | 1
Channel IBM selling x86 server business to Lenovo? Talks ongoing, likely only System x racks and towers, not FlexSystems 19 Apr 01:04 | 39
Security Game designer spills beans on chubby-fancying chap with his stolen Mac 'He's f*cked with the wrong nerd', rages bloke 19 Apr 06:02 | 203
Personal Tech More Brits ditch Apple tablets for Amazon, Google, Samsung kit But iPad Mini is still the UK adults' top-rated slate 19 Apr 07:02 | 84
HPC blog It's a CLUSTER-OFF: Asian students prep for tense, live HPC smackdown $16k top prize and cluster-boffin glory up for grabs 19 Apr 07:28 | 1
Vid Touchscreen killer? Cam boffinry cut'n'pastes from real things Bit like tech from Minority Report flick 19 Apr 08:04 | 13
Storage Kaminario: We've made K2 faster, cheaper - NOW will you buy all-flash arrays? Tries to tempt nervous execs with flash density increase 19 Apr 08:29 | 4
Pics The Reg puts Vulture inside the Large Hadron Collider No sign of any superpowers yet ... 19 Apr 09:05 | 66
Channel Insight warns Q1 sales and operating profits to fall Leaky sales blamed on North America and bottom line slip on EMEA 19 Apr 09:25 | 3
Personal Tech Review: NetAtmo Urban Weather Station The new obsession you've been waiting for 19 Apr 09:29 | 37
Security Malwarebytes declares Windows 'malicious', nukes 1,000s of PCs Biz boss apologies to the entire world 19 Apr 09:59 | 69
Networks ZTE ejects from Iran as Feds probe spy-tech export claims Chinese telecoms dragon wants to keep US sweet 19 Apr 10:19 | 3
Quotw 'He's F**KED with the wrong nerd ... I warned I'd go public' Plus: 'You have to be a complete Facebook junkee to use Home' 19 Apr 10:39 | 19
Something for the Weekend, Sir? British bookworms deem Amazon 'evil' Chuck away your e-reader - everyone else is 19 Apr 11:00 | 127
Channel Chinese state tightwads help strangle Asia-Pacific PC sales in 2013 Not even Windows 8 and Ultrabooks can stem the tide 19 Apr 11:25 | 5
Science Readers, we need you... for LOHAN ignition failsafe brainwaves Last call for back-up rocket-sparking designs 19 Apr 11:44 | 84
Security Ex-LulzSec bloke to spend a YEAR in the cooler for Sony hack And pay $600,000 to Hollywood giant. Who's laughing now? 19 Apr 12:11 | 69
On-Prem Blackstone gives up on $25bn bid to snatch Dell from Mr Dell You know what? Knock yourself out, Michael 19 Apr 12:44 | 8
Legal WikiLeaker Assange, Google's Schmidt and a secret 5-hour chinwag 'We are obviously sympathetic' revealed in transcript 19 Apr 13:08 | 47
Legal Euro states stick fingers in ears to Huawei, ZTE tech 'dump' claims La, la, la. We can't hear you 19 Apr 13:32 | 12
Channel Former 2e2 director Marke rocks up at Daisy Group Acquisitive telco creates CTO role 19 Apr 13:33 | 3
Software Google's Page drops the A-bomb: Google Glass runs Android Chief Googler confirms choice of techno-goggle OS 19 Apr 14:10 | 51
Personal Tech Shut the CANUCK up! Sony offers $1m to hacked gamers Not our fault, but here's free stuff anyway, Canada 19 Apr 14:31 | 17
Science It's official! Register hack is an alcohol-flushed cave dweller Budget DNA test reveals our man's genome secrets 19 Apr 15:04 | 51
Comment How to save UK's open data: Meet the 'Fair Value Licence' Data hippies! Stop singing Kumbaya and get real 19 Apr 15:32 | 26
Legal YouTube beats off $1bn Viacom copyright case once AGAIN Judge still reckons video site is a 'safe harbour' 19 Apr 15:59 | 19
Legal Who's a Siri boy, then? Apple hoards your voices for TWO years Privacy campaigners demand 'high justification' for query cache 19 Apr 16:59 | 81
SaaS Google shakes up US utility with green power tariff Pays more on electricity to pay less on Greenpeace damage control 19 Apr 17:47 | 34
Legal Chinese firm deluged with applications for e-smut appraising job $32,400 a year to find the obscene online 19 Apr 18:30 | 21
Personal Tech Notebook makers turn to Android in face of Windows woes Intel said to be leading push for Googly convertibles 19 Apr 18:43 | 131
Science Ants have careers; you don't want them Jury out on whether as crushing as rat race, but it's close... 19 Apr 21:17 | 28
Networks How much will Google pay to bring fiber to Provo, Utah? Try $1 Not a bad price for a $39m network build-out 19 Apr 21:52 | 45
Software jQuery 2.0 kicks old Internet Explorer versions to the curb Leaner, faster code base for 'the modern web' 19 Apr 23:06 | 56