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Kung-fu monks can kick ass, but they can't reincarnate
While rappers lick standard-issue grapefruits
Everyone's favourite nutty ex-astronaut is back in the news, having apologised to her erstwhile rival for the affections of a fellow astronaut "for having frightened her in any way". Lisa Nowak may be preparing a defense of temporary insanity for her upcoming trial over her alleged 11,600-brontosaurus, nappy-clad cross-country assault attempt. You questioned her preparations, drooled (bizarrely) over her mug shot and practised your songwriting skills:
What self respecting American goes on a cross country kidnapping/murder attempt & doesn't use a gun? Oh course she's crazy judge, just give her probation & call it a day.David Blair
If this isn't classed as "Conduct unbecoming of an officer" then I'm going to join NASA and spend the entire time absolutely plastered, dressed up in a space suit, shouting incomprehensible gibberish at passers by, all the while pointing up at the sky with a frightened look on my face.And I'll do it all with complete impunity damnit!
Edward Pearson
Edward, I have the feeling that your plan might not be bonkers enough. You might have to say "Wibble" now and then with a pair of pants on your head and two pencils up your noise. Then you might just get away with it.Robert McCracken
Who cares if she's crazy and in a poopy diaper, I'd still do her!henry castro
Asked a girl what she wanted to beShe said baby, can't you see
I wanna get even, and be real happy
I’m driving down to Florida wear’n a nappy.
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
I told the judge that my butt is real sore
He said baby, its from what you wore
Driving to Orlando is all very OK
But you should have stopped and gone Pott-a
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
I told that girl to get out of her car
When she said listen babe stay back real far
I got no lover and it's breaking my heart
But I'm wearing diapers and I got to fart
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Patrick McKee
Catchy. But please stop. You'll have us all singing it down at the boozer in five minutes. ®