TechnoDepot issues severe date warning

Cash'n'Carrion Those readers who have the onerous task of project managing teams of slackers might like to deploy the latest t-shirt from TechnoDepot: the rather tasty "Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear".

There's very little we need to add, really, except to say that this delicious bit of apparel goes out for £12.76 (£14.99 inc VAT) and is available in all the usual sizes from medium to XXXL. And if you like shirts bearing warnings, then why not have a shufti at our Warning! Black helicopters offering - essential kit for conspiracy theorists everywhere. ®

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