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Dear Planet Earth: Patch Webmin now – zero-day exploit emerges for potential hijack hole in server control panel
UpdatedFlawed code traced to home build system, vulnerability can be attacked in certain configs
Four more years! Four more years! Svelte Linux desktop Xfce gets first big update since 2015
Hop from 4.12 to 4.14 fixes 'a boatload of bugs'. Hooray!
Trump blinks again in trade war bluff-fest with China: Huawei gets another 90-day stay of US import execution
I want to get Huawei, I want to fry Huawei, yeah, yeah, yeah
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DevOps
Python the latest language to slither into Microsoft's serverless Azure Functions service
Look, we caught up with AWS
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Bootnotes
You monsters: Screen time murders your kid's imaginary friend – until they reach school age
British sprogs have a million pretend pals, says survey
20 Aug 13:03 |
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Networks
RIP Danny Cohen: The computer scientist who gave world endianness meets his end aged 81
He also developed one of the first ever flight simulators
20 Aug 12:15 |
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Software
Microsoft shares twin previews of Windows 10 with Insiders: Toys for some, coal for others
You say mode, they say policy, S call the whole thing off
20 Aug 11:30 |
Science
Squabbles over NASA's lunar lander, Astrobotics takes a punt on ULA and India arrives at the Moon
Round UpAlso: Rocket Lab launches eighth Electron, good and bad news for China
20 Aug 10:45 |
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Business
Bunch of US states said to be preparing fresh antitrust investigation into Google 'n' pals
Amazon, Apple and Facebook also to face scrutiny – report
20 Aug 09:45 |
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Emergent Tech
Raw power? More like core power: How and why you need to accelerate AI, at the edge and in the backend
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20 Aug 09:00 |
Personal Tech
Lenovo ThinkPad X390: A trusty workhorse that means business but it's not without a few flaws
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20 Aug 08:08 |
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Data Centre
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20 Aug 06:57 |
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Security
Breaker, breaker. Apple's iOS 12.4 update breaks jailbreak break, un-breaks the break. 10-4
File under: 'Breaking' news
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Security
The Pwn Star State: Nearly two dozen Texas towns targeted by tiresome ransomware
Officials suspect a coordinated extortion campaign
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Software
Behold, the quantum lawsuit in which both sides claim victory: Rimini St fails to bag $30m refund from Oracle
Order banning any further infringement stays, as does Big Red's legal bill
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Storage
Canadian ISP Telus launches novel solution to deal with excess email: Crash your servers and wipe it all
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Security
Dear Planet Earth: Patch Webmin now – zero-day exploit emerges for potential hijack hole in server control panel
UpdatedFlawed code traced to home build system, vulnerability can be attacked in certain configs
19 Aug 20:28 |
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Cloud
Generous Google gives Chrome users Inbox Zero: Sign-in outage boots own browser out of webmail, services
Baffling bug forces folks to use Safari, IE, etc
19 Aug 20:18 |
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Networks
Trump blinks again in trade war bluff-fest with China: Huawei gets another 90-day stay of US import execution
I want to get Huawei, I want to fry Huawei, yeah, yeah, yeah
19 Aug 19:07 |
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Software
Microsoft gets some jClarity on Azure Java workloads, swallows London-based firm
Write once, optimise everywhere amirite?
19 Aug 15:40 |
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Software
Four more years! Four more years! Svelte Linux desktop Xfce gets first big update since 2015
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It will never be safe to turn off your computer: Prankster harnesses the power of Windows 95 to torment fellow students
Microsoft Notepad: If it ain't broke, shove it in the Store, then break it?
Four more years! Four more years! Svelte Linux desktop Xfce gets first big update since 2015
KNOB turns up the heat on Bluetooth encryption, hotels leak guest info, city hands $1m to crook, and much, much more
Security
Teen TalkTalk hacker ordered to pay £400k after hijacking popular Instagram account
Sanitised browser history sparked another investigation
19 Aug 13:03 |
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Software
Microsoft Notepad: If it ain't broke, shove it in the Store, then break it?
RoundupFor the love of Windows, please leave that poor text editor alone
19 Aug 12:05 |
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Policy
So your Google Play Publisher account has been terminated – of course you would want to know why exactly
Is the platform's abuse policy unfair to genuine developers?
19 Aug 11:05 |
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Security
KNOB turns up the heat on Bluetooth encryption, hotels leak guest info, city hands $1m to crook, and much, much more
RoundupSpec design flaw stiffs security of gizmos
19 Aug 10:08 |
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Security
iFrame clickjacking countermeasures appear in Chrome source code. And it only took *checks calendar* three years
After inaction, technical changes promise better fraud defense
19 Aug 09:04 |
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Security
Subcontractor's track record under spotlight as London Mayoral e-counting costs spiral
Bill approaching £9m compared to £4.1m in last procurement process
19 Aug 08:11 |
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Software
It will never be safe to turn off your computer: Prankster harnesses the power of Windows 95 to torment fellow students
Who, Me?Screen says 'Data save failed' so it must be true
19 Aug 07:01 |
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Cloud
Workplace collaboration, secure systems, privacy regulations obeyed – pick two? Nope, it's possible to pick all three
SponsoredYour biz needs a flow of information... just not flowing out the door
19 Aug 06:40 |
Artificial Intelligence
Can Amazon's AI really detect fear? Plus: Fresh deepfake video freaks everyone out again
RoundupNvidia is pleased with its latest numbers, and more
19 Aug 06:21 |
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Bootnotes
Overstock's share price has plummeted. Is it Trump's trade war? Bad results? Nope, its CEO has gone bonkers...
CommentJust what is Patrick Byrne's role in the Deep State? He's here to tell you
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Security
Chrome add-on warns netizens when they use a leaked password. Sometimes, they even bother to change it
Alerted to exposed credentials, users do something about it roughly a quarter of the time
16 Aug 20:57 |
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Security
NSA asks Congress to permanently reauthorize spying program that was so shambolic, the snoops had shut it down
AnalysisYou never know, we might figure out how not to screw up in future
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Software
Dropbox would rather write code twice than try to make C++ work on both iOS and Android
Write once, run anywhere? You must be joking
16 Aug 20:00 |
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Personal Tech
Microsoft Surface users baffled after investing in kit that throttles itself to the point of passing out
400MHz ought to be enough for anyone?
16 Aug 19:00 |
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Security
Top tip: Don't upload your confidential biz files to free malware-scanning websites – everything is public
Sandbox services are bursting with sensitive info from unwitting companies
16 Aug 18:45 |
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Storage
Gone in a flash: Oracle lays off hundreds as the biz formerly known as Pillar Data is shuttered
The conference call equivalent of being taken round the back and...
16 Aug 18:00 |
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Cloud
Alibaba: There's a trade war going on? Could've fooled us – just check out these swollen digits
Cloud biz still dwarfed by retail but everything's up
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Policy
Data cops order Ireland to delete 3.2m records after ID card wheeze ruled to be 'unlawful'
Splash one for GDPR
16 Aug 16:00 |
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Security
And you thought the cops were bad... Civil rights group warns of facial recog 'epidemic' across UK private sites
Shopping centres, museums and conference centres all found to be using tech
16 Aug 15:30 |
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Bootnotes
UK.gov opens £250k competition to tackle first-world problem of crap conference Wi-Fi
Forget Vegas or Barcelona. Be 'gigabit-capable' in Blighty
16 Aug 15:00 |
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Software
Apple fires legal salvo at Corellium claiming the virtual iPhone flinger is infringing copyright
Good-faith security research tool or help for hackers? Both?
16 Aug 14:00 |
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Data Centre
Yorkshire public sector procurement body YPO opens £400m framework for data centres, cloud hosting and security
But how much will go to AWS?
16 Aug 13:00 |
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Cloud
Fancy a career exposing cloud data leaks? Great news, companies are still largely clueless
Unit 42 crew tours the cloud security hellscape, finds admins have learned nothing
16 Aug 12:00 |
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Emergent Tech
UK.gov has £12m to help kick-start quantum techs that could be 'adopted at scale' – which is pretty niche, if we're honest
Brave investors would have to match awards four times over
16 Aug 11:00 |
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Science
Astroboffins have spied the largest star that has gone supernova and it's breaking all the rules
Back to the drawing board thanks to SN2016iet
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Bootnotes
Criminal mastermind signed name as 'Thief' on receipts after buying stuff with stolen card
Hello, can I speak to Rob please? Second name Ber
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Security
Police costs for Gatwick drone fiasco double to nearly £900k – and still no one's been charged
Omnishambles just keeps on rolling and you're paying for it
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Security? We've heard of it! But why be a party pooper when there's printing to be done
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Artificial Intelligence
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'Deeply concerned' UK privacy watchdog thrusts probe into King's Cross face-recognizing snoop cam brouhaha
ICO wants to know if AI surveillance systems in central London are legal
16 Aug 04:54 |
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Software
Apple's WebKit techs declare privacy circumvention to be a security issue
Bypass our tracking controls at your unspecified peril, warns maker of minor browser
16 Aug 00:59 |
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