Be my guest, be my guest, at a hypervisor hacking fest

Microsoft Azure ████ secret ██ █████ ██ US govt's ███ ███ centers

Verizon coughs up $18m after crooked contractor overcharged NY schools

NY cops say they can't reveal figures on cash seized from people – their IBM DB2 is 'broken'

Samsung to let proper Linux distros run on Galaxy smartmobes

Microsoft concedes to Mozilla: Redmond will point web API docs at Moz Dev Network

Windows Fall Creators Update is here: What do you want first – bad news or good news?

So the 'Year of Linux' never happened. When is it Chrome OS's turn?

You're doing open source wrong, Microsoft tsk-tsk-tsks at Google: Chrome security fixes made public too early

Hackers can track, spoof locations and listen in on kids' smartwatches

BoundHook: Microsoft downplays Windows systems exploit technique

Ex-TalkTalk chief grilled by MPs on suitability to chair NHS Improvement

HMRC scoops up Microsoft veep for CIO role

So you're already in the cloud but need to come back down to Earth

A big ask for any nerd, but going outside (your usual data sets) can be good for you

So much data, so little time: How to not flip your wig processing it

Tell us what you're doing in DevOps, Containers, and Agile

Kubernetes has won. Docker Enterprise Edition will support rival container-wrangling tech

With microservices Java can at last join us in our cloudy, DevOpsy world

Has Git ever driven you so mad you wanted to bomb it? Well, now you can with this tiny repo

Like Uber, for socialism: Chinese leader calls for more use of AI, big data and sharing economy

First annual review of Privacy Shield gives it a resounding... 'adequate'

Brit spooks 'kept oversight bodies in the dark' over data sharing

Watchdog slams HMRC, Amazon over 'dismal' response to UK biz hurt by online VAT fraud

BlackBerry Motion lurches into UK stores

Fancy fone folks filched fast file flinging, filing fumes: Now Essential accused of slurping wireless chip secrets

Phab-u-lous, Mate: Huawei's business phabs go upmarket

The Google Home Mini: Great, right up until you want to smash it in fury

Geek's Guide

Neutron stars shower gold on universe in big bang, felt on Earth as 100-second grav wave

Elon Musk says Harry Potter and Bob the Builder will get SpaceX flying to Mars

Beardy Branson chucks cash at His Muskiness' Hyperloop idea

Top of the radio charts: Jodrell Bank goes for UNESCO World Heritage status

How DeepMind's AlphaGo Zero learned all by itself to trash world champ AI AlphaGo

Hitachi's IoT gang punts never-off data protection platform

Look, look, we've done a driverless AI hype paper thingy, says Mobileye

Combinations? Permutations? Those words don't mean what you think they mean

Verity Stob

Please replace the sword, says owner of now-hollow stone

Man prosecuted for posting a picture of his hobby on Facebook

Argh, my loafer just fell down the rope ladder! Yes, I'm in the Microsoft treehouse

Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs

Top stories

You're doing open source wrong, Microsoft tsk-tsk-tsks at Google: Chrome security fixes made public too early

Redmond wags its finger

How DeepMind's AlphaGo Zero learned all by itself to trash world champ AI AlphaGo

AnalysisSelf-play code excites machine-learning world

Microsoft concedes to Mozilla: Redmond will point web API docs at Moz Dev Network

Firefox, IE, Chrome makers: One manual to rule them all

NY cops say they can't reveal figures on cash seized from people – their IBM DB2 is 'broken'

NYPD

Be my guest, be my guest, at a hypervisor hacking fest

Xen pins seven bugs to the card, all with guests doing nasty things to hosts

Samsung to let proper Linux distros run on Galaxy smartmobes

Even penguintastic desktops when lodged in DeX dock

Like Uber, for socialism: Chinese leader calls for more use of AI, big data and sharing economy

Leader Xi Jinping also wants to crimp 'erroneous viewpoints' with more net censorship

You're doing open source wrong, Microsoft tsk-tsk-tsks at Google: Chrome security fixes made public too early

Redmond wags its finger

Cloud

Microsoft Azure ████ secret ██ █████ ██ US govt's ███ ███ centers

Redmond now able to host projects like ████████ and █████████████ in █████ and ███████████

Verizon coughs up $18m after crooked contractor overcharged NY schools

How'd you like them Big Apples? US telco caught up in kickback scam

Don't miss Windows Fall Creators Update is here: What do you want first – bad news or good news?

Artificial Intelligence

How DeepMind's AlphaGo Zero learned all by itself to trash world champ AI AlphaGo

AnalysisSelf-play code excites machine-learning world

Microsoft concedes to Mozilla: Redmond will point web API docs at Moz Dev Network

Firefox, IE, Chrome makers: One manual to rule them all

NY cops say they can't reveal figures on cash seized from people – their IBM DB2 is 'broken'

'That's insane' says judge (and everyone else) amid FoI battle

What the fdisk? Storage Spaces Direct just vanished from Windows Server in version 1709

Now you see it, now you don't

sad kids

Hackers can track, spoof locations and listen in on kids' smartwatches

Norwegian project exposes worrying lack of security

Internet of Things

Hitachi's IoT gang punts never-off data protection platform

A masterclass in mind-boggling 'always-on availability' spiel

BlackBerry Motion lurches into UK stores

Endurance test for the mobe brand that refuses to die

Please replace the sword, says owner of now-hollow stone

Legendary lake lark comes true, sort of

Openreach offers duct-off providers 'OSA Filter' instead of Dark Fibre Access

Part of the opening of the network

BoundHook: Microsoft downplays Windows systems exploit technique

It's just not a security vulnerability, says Redmond

First annual review of Privacy Shield gives it a resounding... 'adequate'

Just missing an ombudsman, checks on companies, info on how to use it... Mere quibbles

Bain Japan main man wants in on Tosh biz board

MD reportedly wants look-in on fab agreements

Look, look, we've done a driverless AI hype paper thingy, says Mobileye

Mathematical model solves the crash blame question, apparently

Full-fibre ISP Hyperoptic clocked over mock doc schlock shock

Advert looked too much like a BT contract, says watchdog

Windows Fall Creators Update is here: What do you want first – bad news or good news?

Hands OnCortana is broken, intrusive, but still a must-have upgrade

Brit spooks 'kept oversight bodies in the dark' over data sharing

Your social media's been scraped as the Investigatory Powers Act flaps in the wind

pixelbook

So the 'Year of Linux' never happened. When is it Chrome OS's turn?

Seeing that the Pixelbook costs $999, don't hold your breath

Artificial Intelligence

Combinations? Permutations? Those words don't mean what you think they mean

Hello, wrong numberOnly joking. You are all very clever

HMRC photo, Gov.uk

Watchdog slams HMRC, Amazon over 'dismal' response to UK biz hurt by online VAT fraud

Estimate of full impact 'out of date and flawed' says committee

Ex-TalkTalk chief grilled by MPs on suitability to chair NHS Improvement

From heading one cyber-attack victim to another

Europol cops lean on phone networks, ISPs to dump CGNAT walls that 'hide' cyber-crooks

Plod say crims now too hard to find and catch online

The age of six-monthly Windows Server updates starts … now!

Windows Server version 1709 is now yours for the downloading

DNA as storage? Old and boring. Boffins now chaining monomers

Take a mass spectroscope and synthesise some 'very tiny disks are coming' hype

Artificial Intelligence

Raspberry Pi burning up? Microsoft's recipe can save it and AI

SoC gets hot enough to fry a very, very, small egg. And heat sinks aren't much help

Oracle Hospitality apps rolled out the Big Red carpet to crims

Brrrt! Brrrt! Brrrt! Big Red's bug gun targets 252 bugs, and you for not patching fast enough

IRS tax bods tell Americans to chill out about Equifax

Your personal data was probably already in crims' hands

IBM: We're now a, what's not losing money? Ah, a cognitive cloud champ!

Nice try, Big Blue, but it's now 22 straight quarters of revenue decline

Linux kernel community tries to castrate GPL copyright troll

Greg Kroah-Hartman issues 'enforcement statement' after chap wins 'a few million Euros' with questionable claims

Programming bootcamp compiles $375,000 check after triggering New York AG's error handlers

AnalysisFlatiron School accused of operating without license, cocking up grad claims

uBlock Origin ad-blocker knocked for blocking hack attack squawking

Block all the things! No, wait, not the XSS security alerts

Watch out for Microsoft Word DDE nasties: Now Freddie Mac menaced

UpdatedForget KRACK, good ol' Office malware has biz workers in its sights again

trump

No, the FCC can't shut down TV stations just because Donald Trump is mad at the news

America hasn't gone full-blown crazy, yet

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Fancy fone folks filched fast file flinging, filing fumes: Now Essential accused of slurping wireless chip secrets

It's Andy Rubin v Tony Fadell

Artificial Intelligence

Stamped word 'nope'

Way-NO, Waymo! Judge snubs demand for Uber's robo-taxi code

Updated'Overboard' proposal shot down by Corley

Cloud

Symantec's guzzled the Azure Kool-Aid, tells all its customers: Drink up!

AnalysisThrow your storage vanities on the bonfire

Qualcomm takes 5G to spooky millimetre land

Where it doesn't rain – indoors

Internet of Things

Have you heard the one about IoT network tech that uses SIM cards?

Thingstream reckons USSD is talking thingies' future

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