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Science
It's the weekend. We're out of puns for now. Just have a gander at China's Moon lander and robo-sidekick snaps, videos
Pics and vidNot much fun back in the West for SpaceX, tho: Staff decimated
12 Jan 01:28 |
Security
*taps on glass* Hellooo, IRS? Anyone in? Anyone guarding taxpayers' data from crooks? Hellooo?
Could someone slide a note on identity-theft protection under the door? Helloooo?
12 Jan 00:04 |
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AT&T, Sprint, Verizon, T-Mobile US pledge, again, to not sell your location to shady geezers. Sorry, we don't believe them
Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again, OK
11 Jan 22:58 |
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Science
Q. How exactly do you test car seats? A. With this sweaty 'robutt' that twerks for days and days
VidWatch this game of moist mechanical musical chairs
11 Jan 21:56 |
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Internet of Things
Germany has a problem with the entire point of Amazon's daft Dash buttons – and bans them
Sour Krauts aren't wrong: Tap-to-order gizmo is really dumb
11 Jan 19:53 |
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The D in SystemD stands for Dammmit... Security holes found in much-adored Linux toolkit
Peak Apple: This time it's SERIOUS, Tim
Hubble 'scope camera breaks down amid US govt shutdown, forcing boffins to fix it for free
Wanted – have you seen this MAC address: f8:e0:79:af:57:eb? German cops appeal for logs in bomb probe
Science
SpaceX sends Iridium-8 into space while Musk flaunts his retro rocket
The 1930s called. They'd like their silver Starship back
11 Jan 19:04 |
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Cloud
Cloud hardware spend edges ahead of traditional setups for the first time
Q3 '18 it hit 50.9% of of total IT turnover, according to analyst
11 Jan 16:57 |
Software
NHS England's chief digital officer goes full digital, ditches health service for GP app biz
Juliet Bauer to join Livi in April
11 Jan 16:09 |
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Virtualization
If you don't like apps touching, Qubes 4.0.1 is a good place to jump in
Virty OS's latest version rolls up the best bits of 2018
11 Jan 15:22 |
Security
Medical advice app Your.MD could have been tampered with by anyone, alleges ex-veep
Did he really blow the whistle on security fears? tribunal asked
11 Jan 14:16 |
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Security
Huawei sales director nicked in Poland on suspicion of 'spying'
Former Polish security agency exec also under arrest
11 Jan 13:06 |
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Personal Tech
xHamster reports spike in UK users getting their five-knuckle shuffle on before pr0n age checks
Or Jillin' off, for the ladies
11 Jan 12:27 |
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Software
It WASN'T the update, says Microsoft: Windows 7 suffers identity crisis as users hit by activation errors
Activation server fiddling on day of monthly update... really?
11 Jan 11:55 |
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Policy
Alphabet board smacked with sueball for paying off Google execs accused of sexual harassment
Shareholders' suit alleges there was a 'pattern'
11 Jan 11:20 |
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Networks
Begone, Demon Internet: Vodafone to shutter old-school pioneer ISP
ExclusiveIt was still going?
11 Jan 11:00 |
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Americans are just fine with facial recognition technology – as long as they get shorter queues
The younger generation leads the fight against face matching
Personal Tech
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11 Jan 10:00 |
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Security
No plain sailing for Anon hacktivist picked up by Disney cruise ship: 10 years in the cooler for hospital DDoS caper
Healthcare networks pummeled amid drama over teen girl's custody
11 Jan 09:05 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Amazon Mime: We train (badly) an AI love bot using divorce bombshell Bezos' alleged sexts to his new girlfriend
Why? For science!
11 Jan 08:19 |
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Data Centre
If I could turn back time, I'd tell you to keep that old Radarange at home
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Science
What's the fate of our Solar System? Boffins peer into giant crystal ball – ah, no, wait, that's our Sun in 10bn years
50-year theory finally confirmed by European space probe
11 Jan 05:53 |
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Security
If you wanna learn from the IT security blunders committed by hacked hospital group, here's some weekend reading
Database intrusion should not have succeeded, probe finds, but...
11 Jan 04:04 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Americans are just fine with facial recognition technology – as long as they get shorter queues
The younger generation leads the fight against face matching
11 Jan 02:58 |
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Security
Dozens of .gov HTTPS certs expire, webpages offline, FBI on ice, IT security slows... Yup, it's day 20 of Trump's govt shutdown
Hackers may be rubbing their hands with glee
11 Jan 02:02 |
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Cyber-insurance shock: Zurich refuses to foot NotPetya ransomware clean-up bill – and claims it's 'an act of war'
Snack company client disagrees, sues for $100m
11 Jan 00:19 |
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Personal Tech
Gartner: Not a very merry Christmas for PC market as chip shortage bites, small biz vanishes
If you're not Lenovo, HP or Dell it has been a year of shrinkage
10 Jan 23:42 |
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Cloud
Unexpected final boss for games kit SpatialOS: Unity blasts multiplayer GDK out of the cloud
UpdatedGame over for Brit-based maker of real-time online gaming platform?
10 Jan 22:20 |
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Business
Two out of five Silicon Valley techies complain Trump's H-1B crackdown has hit 'em hard
End of fast processing upsets the Apple cart (and workers at other Silicon Valley giants)
10 Jan 20:44 |
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Security
Reddit locks out users with poor password hygiene after spotting 'unusual activity'
Forum admin blames recycled credentials for 'security concern'
10 Jan 19:13 |
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Storage
Talk about beating heads against brick walls... Hard disk drive unit shipments slowly spinning down
This is the age of the SSD
10 Jan 17:38 |
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Policy
Oracle's in-house lawyer denied access to Uncle Sam's procurement docs in JEDI legal battle
You can’t stop the change: Chalk one up to AWS as judge agrees with Big Red's rival
10 Jan 16:21 |
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Cloud
Good news: Microsoft's Azure Data Box Disk is here. Bad news: UK South Storage is having a liedown
UpdatedThe cloud giveth and the cloud taketh away
10 Jan 15:45 |
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Software
Amazon takes aim at MongoDB with launch of Mongo-compatible DocumentDB
Move comes after database upstart mooted new licence to stop cloud giants ripping off its tech
10 Jan 14:59 |
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Security
Baddies linked to Iran fingered for DNS hijacking to read Middle Eastern regimes' emails
'Almost unprecedented' attacks use the old man-in-the-middle diddle – infoseccers
10 Jan 14:04 |
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Storage
Everything you ever wanted to know about NVMe
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10 Jan 13:52 |
Software
Windows 10 Insiders sent on quest deep into Registry to fetch goblet of Reserved Storage
It's dangerous to go alone, take these WSL tweaks too
10 Jan 12:36 |
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Policy
Just for EU, just for EU, just for EU: Forget about enforcing Right To Be Forgotten outside member states
Top court receives advice paraphrasing M People*
10 Jan 12:02 |
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Personal Tech
Peak Apple: This time it's SERIOUS, Tim
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10 Jan 10:52 |
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Security
Before you slink off to the pub, be sure to patch these 19 serious vulns in Juniper Networks kit
Happy New Year from the Gin Palace
10 Jan 09:45 |
Science
Hubble 'scope camera breaks down amid US govt shutdown, forcing boffins to fix it for free
UpdatedRemote fix hoped for orbiting robo-eyeball
10 Jan 08:01 |
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Security
The D in SystemD stands for Dammmit... Security holes found in much-adored Linux toolkit
Patches pending for distros to deal with threat of local privilege escalation to root
10 Jan 06:57 |
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Networks
Wanted – have you seen this MAC address: f8:e0:79:af:57:eb? German cops appeal for logs in bomb probe
Plod hope to snare DHL blackmailer with a penchant for homemade explosives
10 Jan 06:04 |
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Science
Typical! You wait ages for a fast radio burst from outer space, and suddenly 13 show up
Canada CHIMES into search with new 'scope and lots of iron
10 Jan 05:06 |
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Personal Tech
Steamer closets, flying cars, robot boxers, smart-mock-cock ban hypocrisy – yes, it's the worst of CES this year
CES 2019And we're only halfway through the week
10 Jan 00:57 |
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Networks
We're two weeks into 2019, and an email can potentially knacker your Cisco message box – plus other bugs to fix
Process data, crash, restart, process data, crash, restart...
10 Jan 00:25 |
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Bootnotes
Fake news? More like ache news. Grandma, grampa 'more likely' to share made-up articles during US election
Oldies should stick to handing out Werther's Originals, not headlines, study suggests
09 Jan 22:49 |
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Software
This July, Google will weep for there are no more worlds to banhammer: 'Bad ads' to be blocked globally
Advertising giant insists annoying banners are rare... and killable by Chrome
09 Jan 22:22 |
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Security
Who cracked El Chapo's encrypted chats and brought down the Mexican drug kingpin? Er, his IT manager
Feds flipped techie and recorded hundreds of calls
09 Jan 21:33 |
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Data Centre
IBM insists it's not deliberately axing older staff. Internal secret docs state otherwise...
Laid-off Big Blue sales ace suing over 'age discrimination' demands end to stonewalling
09 Jan 20:46 |
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Software
Microsoft wins today's buzzword bingo with empowering set of updates to Teams
I have to celebrate you baby, I have to praise you like I should
09 Jan 18:27 |
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