30-up: You know what? Those really weren't the days
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Oi, you. Equifax. Cough up half a million quid for fumbling 15 million Brits' personal info to hackers
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EU watchdog sniffing around Amazon's merchant data collection
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GitLab gets it, grabs $100m to become $1bn firm
Take last year's funding. Multiply it by 5. DevOps ain't cheap
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30-up: You know what? Those really weren't the days
StobHappy anniversary, readers, from the original Git it girl
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Business
Fujitsu says sayonara to UK exec heavyweights
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Servers
Dell in-houses production, dumps Celestica in Ireland
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Insider threat
Congrats on keeping out the hackers. Now, you've taken care of rogue insiders, right? Hello?
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20 Sep 07:08 |
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Security
No, the Mirai botnet masters aren't going to jail. Why? 'Cos they help Feds nab cyber-crims
Probation, comm service for poachers turned gamekeepers
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Science
Flying to Mars will be so rad, dude: Year-long trip may dump 60% lifetime dose of radiation on you
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What's that smell? Oh, it's Newegg cracked open by card slurpers
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Emergent Tech
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Insider threat
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Big Cable tells US government: Now's not the time to talk about internet speeds – just give us the money
Consumer groups beg to differ
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Garbage collection – in SPAAACE: Net snaffles junk in first step to clean up Earth's orbiting litter
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Science
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Security
National Museum of Computing to hold live Enigma code-breaking demo with a Bombe
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Storage
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Microsoft's collaboration software Teams works on its collaboration hardware Surface Hub
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Personal Tech
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Cloud
Microsoft Azure gains Availability Zones and Immutable Blobs
It's WORM storage all round as Immutability goes to General Availability
19 Sep 11:25 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Mobile, on wheels, or in the cloud... how do you want to do AI?
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19 Sep 11:09 |
Business
Mickey D serves up stump speech to settle sceptical investors
We've got a $90bn run rate, never mind the debt
19 Sep 10:25 |
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Policy
Apple hands €14.3bn in back taxes to reluctant Ireland
Funds to be held in escrow as govt appeals EU 'state aid' ruling
19 Sep 09:59 |
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Storage
When should I run backup, robot overlord? Autonomous Hadoop and NoSQL backup is now a thing
Imanis Data bets data management farm on backupbot
19 Sep 09:41 |
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Insider threat
Who ate all the PII? Not the blockchain, thankfully
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Data Centre
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London tipped to lead European data market. Yes, despite Brexit!
Report puts English capital ahead, Frankfurt close behind
19 Sep 08:11 |
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Emergent Tech
Put your tin-foil hats on! Wi-Fi can be used to guesstimate number of people hidden in a room
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Artificial Intelligence
SAP claims to be first Euro biz to get seriously ethical about AI code
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19 Sep 06:04 |
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Virtualization
Click your heels, um, mouse thrice and you've quickly got Ubuntu on Hyper-V in Win 10 Pro
Thumbs up for integrated clipboard, the rest... er, well...
19 Sep 05:28 |
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Networks
Vodafone sues Ofcom to reclaim 'overpaid' mobe spectrum fees
EE set it up, now Voda's shooting for goal
19 Sep 05:06 |
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Policy
'Men only' job ad posts land Facebook in boiling hot water with ACLU
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19 Sep 02:56 |
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Policy
Oz government rushes its anti-crypto legislation into parliament
With an election due in May, clock is ticking
19 Sep 01:30 |
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Data Centre
Trump pulls trigger in US-China tit-for-tat tariff tiff: 10% slapped on $200bn of imported kit
Yet it seems Tim Cook's kit is the Apple of the president's eye
18 Sep 23:52 |
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Security
Judge: Georgia's e-vote machines are awful – but go ahead and use them
US court says no time to get paper ballots in place for November – eek!
18 Sep 23:33 |
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Networks
DNSSEC in a click: Cloudflare tries to crack uptake inertia
Meanwhile global key rollover is confirmed for October 11
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Security
US State Department confirms: Unclassified staff email boxes hacked
Pompeo's peeps get free credit monitoring after some inboxes cracked open, data swiped
18 Sep 21:57 |
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Software
Microsoft tries a thinking cap on its cloud – voila, Dynamics 365 gets AI!
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Security
'I am admin' bug turns WD's My Cloud boxes into Everyone's Cloud
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Personal Tech
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Cloud
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