Dell EMC refreshes its entry-level arrays

Hitachi Data Systems is no more! Arise the new 'Hitachi Vantara'

Oracle promises SLAs that halve Amazon's cloud costs

Ofcom to crack down on telcos' handling of nuisance callers

Behold iOS 11, an entirely new computer platform from Apple

More are paying to stream music, but YouTube still holds the value gap

Google Cloud's API knows the sort of thing you like to look at

Chap tames Slack by piping it into Emacs

Orland-whoa! Chap cops to masterminding $100m Microsoft piracy racket

FedEx: TNT NotPetya infection blew a $300m hole in our numbers

IT fraudster facing four years' bird time for $10k blackmail

Manchester plod still running 1,500 Windows XP machines

HMRC scoops up Microsoft veep for CIO role

So you're already in the cloud but need to come back down to Earth

A big ask for any nerd, but going outside (your usual data sets) can be good for you

So much data, so little time: How to not flip your wig processing it

GitLab freezes GraphQL project amid looming Facebook patent fears

Stack Overflow + Salary Calculator = your worth

The developers vs enterprise architects showdown: You shall know us by our trail of diagrams

WordPress has adverse reaction to Facebook's React.js licence

Google hires HTC's Pixel people to make one big happy handset team

UK Prime Minister calls on internet big beasts to ‘auto-takedown’ terror pages within 2 HOURS

EU watchdog: Govt bods are seeking 'legal knockouts' to dodge transparency

Toshiba said yes to the Bain-Capital-backed bunch – reports

Mobe reception grief turns LTE Apple Watch 3 into – er, a dull watch

Amazon wants to be king of the nerd goggles

Itching to stuff iOS 11 on your iPhone? You may want to hold off for a bit

Sprint, T-Mobile US reignite mega-merger talks (again)

Geek's Guide

Boffins discover tightest black hole binary system – and it's supermassive

NASA Earthonauts emerge from eight-month isolation in simulated Mars visit

Fancy that! Craft which float over everything on a cushion of air

Mad scientist zaps himself to determine the power of electric eel shocks

Top video game dev nerve-center Unity can now be used to train AI

You've been baffled by its smart thermostat. Now strap in for Nest's IoT doorbell, alarm gear

Say Hello to my little friend: Nest blasts IoT world with doorbell, home security gear

Ethereum just checked that part of a Zcash transaction was legit

Verity Stob

Programming in the Middle Ages: Docker makes a lovely pair of trousers

RIP Stanislav Petrov: Russian colonel who saved world from all-out nuclear war

Jon Hamm of Mad Men to lend his lungs to bounty hunter Boba Fett

A todger, a 2.5kg dumbbell, the fire brigade... and the inevitable angle grinder

Top stories

FedEx: TNT NotPetya infection blew a $300m hole in our numbers

File-scrambling malware put a bomb under shipping giant's sales growth

Mobe reception grief turns LTE Apple Watch 3 into – er, a dull watch

Plus: You can't switch off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth on iOS 11

GitLab freezes GraphQL project amid looming Facebook patent fears

Promising query language garbled by legal lingo

Orland-whoa! Chap cops to masterminding $100m Microsoft piracy racket

A Windows 10 DVD

Google hires HTC's Pixel people to make one big happy handset team

HTC insists ad giant didn't scoop all its clever people and it can still make nice things

Artificial Intelligence

Top video game dev nerve-center Unity can now be used to train AI

Hot graphics and complex worlds provide a good testbed for algorithms

GitLab freezes GraphQL project amid looming Facebook patent fears

Promising query language garbled by legal lingo

Orland-whoa! Chap cops to masterminding $100m Microsoft piracy racket

Chinese national pleads guilty to running a massive counterfeiting ring

Internet of Things

You've been baffled by its smart thermostat. Now strap in for Nest's IoT doorbell, alarm gear

First fondleOur vulture gets his claws into new hardware

Mobe reception grief turns LTE Apple Watch 3 into – er, a dull watch

Plus: You can't switch off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth on iOS 11

Don't miss Behold iOS 11, an entirely new computer platform from Apple

FedEx: TNT NotPetya infection blew a $300m hole in our numbers

File-scrambling malware put a bomb under shipping giant's sales growth

Internet of Things

Say Hello to my little friend: Nest blasts IoT world with doorbell, home security gear

Hope it doesn't freeze out folks like its thermostat

IT fraudster facing four years' bird time for $10k blackmail

Blackmailed former employer, redirected company website for porn portal

Amazon wants to be king of the nerd goggles

Glasshole Bezos sees no shame

Behold iOS 11, an entirely new computer platform from Apple

ReviewIt's a massive and ambitious upgrade for iPads, but older hardware can't cut it

Ethereum just checked that part of a Zcash transaction was legit

Someone sent somebody else some money – that's all we know, and that's a good thing

UK Prime Minister calls on internet big beasts to ‘auto-takedown’ terror pages within 2 HOURS

And you thought 24 hours would be tough…

More are paying to stream music, but YouTube still holds the value gap

Demand's there; compensating artists is another issue

EU watchdog: Govt bods are seeking 'legal knockouts' to dodge transparency

Increasingly 'legalistic' approach goes against intentions for openness, says ombudsman

Manchester plod still running 1,500 Windows XP machines

Issue 'endemic' across public sector, shriek experts

Lloyds Bank payments glitch frustrates merchants

C'mon, you POS... >:(

Google Cloud's API knows the sort of thing you like to look at

And now has creepy 'entity' sentiment analysis too

More data lost or stolen in first half of 2017 than the whole of last year

That's 1.9 BEEELLION records – and just you wait till GDPR

Toshiba said yes to the Bain-Capital-backed bunch – reports

The question is... will Western Dig give the OK?

Compsci degrees aren't returning on investment for coders – research

Spend £50k to get just £3k per year more than non-grads

UK PC prices have risen 30% in a year since the EU referendum

Vendors Brexploited GBP fall, but components dearth played part too

Image by Vaniato http://www.shutterstock.com/gallery-2619637p1.html

Equifax's disastrous Struts patching blunder: THOUSANDS of other orgs did it too

Those are just the ones known to have downloaded outdated versions

The new Dell EMC SCv3000 entry level array

Dell EMC refreshes its entry-level arrays

Behold the new SCv3000 arrays, with auto-tiering, all-flash, twin controllers, 1PB raw capacity all in 3U for <$10k

Artificial Intelligence

password

AI slurps, learns millions of passwords to work out which ones you may use next

Get creative – bringbackfirefly! will no longer cut it, nerds

Hitachi Data Systems is no more! Arise the new 'Hitachi Vantara'

HDS, Pentaho and Hitachi Insight Group join forces, promise data-driven IoT fun

Behold, says robo-mall-cop maker: Our crime-busting dune buggy packed with spy gear

PicsSurveillance bots are just 'a very weird data center'

Chap tames Slack by piping it into Emacs

And then filtering out all the stuff he doesn't need to read

Boffins discover tightest black hole binary system – and it's supermassive

Sitting less than one light year apart in spiral galaxy NGC 7674

Cloud

Oracle promises SLAs that halve Amazon's cloud costs

Larry Ellison also pledges 'Autonomous Database' to cut the cost of – gulp – the people who run databases

macOS High Sierra more like 'Cry Sierra' for Mac-wielding beta testers

Early issues arise with new version of OS X 10.13

Inept bloke who tried to sell military sat secrets to Russia gets 5 years

Bumbling fool not so much Jason Bourne as Johnny English

Congress battles Silicon Valley over upcoming US sex trafficking law

Crunch hearing reveals wide gulf in views, evildoer is Backpage

Uber Cali goes ballistic, calls online ads bogus: These million-dollar banners are something quite atrocious

UpdatedAdvertising firm sued by taxi app maker

Viacom exposes crown jewels to world+dog in AWS S3 bucket blunder

UpdatedPasswords, server schematics and encryption keys up for grabs in open file store

Itching to stuff iOS 11 on your iPhone? You may want to hold off for a bit

Apps are gonna break. Plus of course, Apple always screws up the first iteration

Sprint, T-Mobile US reignite mega-merger talks (again)

You want more competition, America? Here's another all-powerful telco monolith

angry phone user

Ofcom to crack down on telcos' handling of nuisance callers

Also wants to extend consumer protection to cover more broadband services

DXC squeezes suppliers for extra margin, issues ultimatum

That is IT, stationery, toilet rolls, etc 'give us discounts' says outsourcing biz

Stack Overflow + Salary Calculator = your worth

In case you were wondering what Git, SQL and JS skills will get you, new online tool measures your value

Now EE's challenging UK regulator's mobile spectrum proposals

Joins Three in telling Ofcom: See you in court

Google parks old pay-to-play auction in front of European Commission – reports

You want a remedy? Here's our remedy

Ethereum will have transaction chops of Visa in 'a couple of years', founder claims

Starcraft on the blockchain? What a time to be alive

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