New phone who dis? Facial recognition models more farcical despite progress
GTCAI doesn't always work as well as you'd expect in real life
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Azure thing at last: Windows Virtual Desktop takes to the cloudy stage
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Redmond's anti-malware now coming to a Mac near you
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Networks
Overheard at a Brit mobe network: On the count of Three UK, smile and say, er... we lost how many customers?
Never mind, we've got a fistful of spectrum and 5G's a-coming...
21 Mar 12:55 |
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Bootnotes
'It's full of beer!' Miracle fridge reveals itself to pals tuckered out from cleaning flooded cabin
Sometimes life is pretty A-OK
21 Mar 12:18 |
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Policy
Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers
Conspiracy theories abound as UK petitions website enjoys a Thursday TITSUP*
21 Mar 11:34 |
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Cloud
Cloudera sets its sights on $1bn revenues after Hortonworks slurp gave Wall Street the willies
InterviewCMO talks post-merger relationships, open-source spats
21 Mar 10:59 |
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Artificial Intelligence
New phone who dis? Facial recognition models more farcical despite progress
GTCAI doesn't always work as well as you'd expect in real life
21 Mar 10:37 |
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Vengeful sacked IT bod destroyed ex-employer's AWS cloud accounts. Now he'll spent rest of 2019 in the clink
Sorry, Linux. We know you want to be popular, but cyber-crooks are all about Microsoft for now
Android clampdown on calls and texts access trashes bunch of apps
Apple's revamped iPad beams a workhorse in from Planet Ludicrous
Cloud
Azure thing at last: Windows Virtual Desktop takes to the cloudy stage
Reg talks to Microsoft as it finally pulls covers from new virty toy, reveals Win 10, apps and, er, 7?
21 Mar 09:45 |
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Security
Windows Defender ATP is dead. Long live Microsoft Defender ATP
Redmond's anti-malware now coming to a Mac near you
21 Mar 09:13 |
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Security
Don't become another expensive statistic: Learn how to tackle cyber-criminals, at SANS London next month
PromoTraining classes will cover all security angles
21 Mar 08:02 |
Personal Tech
Who pressured WHO to put gaming on a par with drug addiction to help silence political dissent? Oh hi there, China
Devs point finger at Beijing for framing pastime as an illness – and how the West could follow
21 Mar 06:54 |
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Storage
DRAM, bam, thank you Sam: Like a Flashbolt from the blue, Samsung flaunts its fastest RAM
410GB/s per package. We repeat, 410GB/s per package
21 Mar 06:08 |
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Security
Carolina coward fesses up: I was a tech support scambag, and I made millions out of defrauding the elderly
You're free to bash the Bishap
21 Mar 02:13 |
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Personal Tech
Stop us if you're getting deja-vu: Uber used spyware to nobble dial-a-ride rival, this time Down Under, allegedly
Aussie media claims Silicon Valley giant used surveillance tool to torpedo competitor
21 Mar 00:40 |
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Emergent Tech
Our Skyborg (actual US govt program) will be just like IBM Watson, beams Air Force bod
Rise of the MachinesNo joke, that's what they've genuinely named a 'fighter-like' military drone project
20 Mar 23:36 |
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Policy
New Zealand cops cuff alleged jackasses who shared mosque murder video, messages online
Calls for global action against white nationalism and tech giants that spread its message
20 Mar 22:27 |
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Bootnotes
McAfee – the completely sane guy, not the biz – told to fork out $25m over 'torture, murder' of his Belize neighbor
Good luck, says antivirus wildchild, I have no assets
20 Mar 21:32 |
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Cloud
Within Google Cloud, a computer is muttering: Shall we play a game? Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of SaaS?
Come for the on-demand servers, stay for the sweet documentation
20 Mar 20:16 |
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Security
Renegade Android apps can siphon off your web logins, browser history. So make sure Chrome or OS is patched, friends
Kit-Kat API whacked, don't give hackers your phone. This WebView came rolling home
20 Mar 20:01 |
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Networks
Dead LAN's hand: IT staff 'locked out' of data center's core switch after the only bloke who could log into it dies
'We can replace it but we have no idea what the config is on the device'
20 Mar 19:02 |
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Personal Tech
Mobes 'n' mattresses flinger Xiaomi growing like the clappers – outside China, at least
The Last Emporium
20 Mar 17:15 |
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Data Centre
HPE has an idea about where you should stick your workloads... Ouch. No, definitely not there
In-house or in the cloud? Right Mix Advisor will tell you
20 Mar 16:37 |
Cloud
Vengeful sacked IT bod destroyed ex-employer's AWS cloud accounts. Now he'll spent rest of 2019 in the clink
Bloke hit delete on £500,000 of 'business-critical data' after he was let go for 'poor' performance
20 Mar 15:44 |
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Policy
I don't hate US tech, snarls Euro monopoly watchdog chief – as Google slapped with €1.49bn megafine
Play fair, chaps
20 Mar 14:20 |
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Cloud
CLOUDERA gets all SHOUTY about rebrand: SMASHES capslock, but easy on the elephants
LogowatchMerger so fresh, gabfest freebies had old logo
20 Mar 13:46 |
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Data Centre
Bless. It's VMware and Dell EMC's first jointly engineered hybrid cloud infrastructure solution
Cloud Foundation makes debut on Dell EMC VxRail systems
20 Mar 13:15 |
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Artificial Intelligence
This ain't AI, it's a goddamn arms race – but US shouldn't get too heated, Congressman warns
GTCTrump's exec order 'doesn't go nearly far enough', though
20 Mar 12:45 |
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Policy
Google takes a page from Microsoft of old and revives browser ballot on Android
There's no place like Chrome, but... here are the other guys
20 Mar 12:14 |
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Cloud
Cloudera execs grab the mic at ex-Hortonworks gig, dish details on new data platform
Go off-cluster if you wanna, plus 'batteries-included' Kubernetes containers
20 Mar 11:29 |
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Policy
Carphone Warehouse thwacked by UK Advertising watchdog for a Cyber Monday wobble
Customers spared from buying an iPhone while credit scoring system had a lie-down
20 Mar 10:53 |
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Data Centre
Can outsourcing your service desk ease your support headaches? Comarch reckons: Yes
PromoOffsite specialists offer to take the strain
20 Mar 10:34 |
Software
Android clampdown on calls and texts access trashes bunch of apps
Users unchuffed, devs pulling bricked wares off Google Play
20 Mar 10:15 |
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Data Centre
Can ye spare any 'digital change', pal? Blighty's ailing court service can't wait to hear from you
You'll have £140m to play with – and be paid 0.1% of that
20 Mar 09:47 |
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Personal Tech
Apple's revamped iPad beams a workhorse in from Planet Ludicrous
AnalysisPro features trickle down to the rest of us
20 Mar 09:16 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Could OpenAI's 'too dangerous to release' language model be used to mimic you online? Yes, says this chap: I built a bot to prove it
Facebook convos used to train chat dopey doppelganger
20 Mar 07:57 |
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Cloud
My Lambda Custom Runtimes bring all the .NET Core to the yard, and they're like... where is this headline going?
UpdatedGood news for all AWS subscribers – whoa, not so fast, Visual Studioers
20 Mar 07:05 |
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Storage
Formulus Black – the artist formerly known as Symbolic IO – trumpets its new breed of dedupe
Claims ForsaOS can engorge server memory by up to 24x
20 Mar 06:04 |
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Software
Don't get the pitchforks yet, Apple devs: macOS third-party application clampdown probably not as bad as rumored
AnalysisThe v10.15 will bring tighter security, the escape hatch should remain open for now
20 Mar 01:27 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Want to cruise your auto auto around but don't fancy killing people? Nvidia has an answer
GTCTraining wheels for… wheels
19 Mar 23:23 |
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Security
Silence of the WANs: FBI DDoS-for-hire greaseball takedowns slash web flood attacks 'by 11%'
Fed bust of massive attack network caused traffic loads to plummet in Q4
19 Mar 23:10 |
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Personal Tech
In a humiliating climbdown, Facebook agrees to follow US laws
Ad targeting system overhaul to stop landlords from discriminating based on race
19 Mar 21:48 |
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Cloud
Meet YouTube-linked games-streaming Stadia, yet another thing Google will axe in two years (unless it kills Twitch)
Now, witness the power of this eventually operational game star
19 Mar 21:00 |
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Personal Tech
Super Cali optimistic right-to-repair's negotious, even though Apple thought it was something quite atrocious
US state joins others mulling laws allowing folks to freely fix their kit
19 Mar 19:48 |
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Security
Ransomware drops the Lillehammer on Norsk Hydro: Aluminium giant forced into manual mode after systems scrambled
Norway the power and metals wrangler could have seen this one coming
19 Mar 18:46 |
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Bootnotes
Brexit text-it wrecks it: Vote Leave fined £40k for spamming 200k msgs ahead of EU referendum
We were OK to contact all those people, says Brexiteer biz – but it deleted all evidence to prove it
19 Mar 18:32 |
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The Channel
Look what the Softcat dragged in: Revenues grow 21% as UK reseller refuses to blink at Brexit
'We remain confident that we are well prepared for different scenarios,' reckons boss man
19 Mar 16:42 |
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Personal Tech
So about that Atari reboot console... you might want to sit down. It's going to be late, OK?
But it'll be cooler, faster and just all-round betterer! Honest!
19 Mar 15:59 |
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Networks
With an estimated 63 million devices joining the business end of networks a second by 2020, are you prepared?
PromoCisco is touting analytics, automation for that very challenge
19 Mar 15:22 |
Security
Sorry, Linux. We know you want to be popular, but cyber-crooks are all about Microsoft for now
Oh, and Flash! Arrrrrggghhh
19 Mar 15:12 |
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Storage
F-AIRI-nuff: Pure Storage takes its machine-learning platform hyperscale
And adds FlashStack to AI portfolio
19 Mar 14:32 |
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Software
Microsoft buffs up its open-source halo to fine sheen with PostgreSQL GUI in Azure Data Studio
And an extension for those who prefer Visual Studio Code – but all very preview at the mo
19 Mar 13:55 |
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Servers
The knives are out for cloud gaming as Nvidia flashes blade-based box packing 40 RTX GPUs
GTCIt might actually be able to run Crysis this time... maybe
19 Mar 13:49 |
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