Ever wondered why the universe only has black holes in S or XXXL? No? Boffins have an answer
Never a M or L when you want one, right?
27 Jun 23:52
Blunder Down Under: Self-driving Oz cars still thwarted by kangaroos
Oi, tie your kangaroo down, sport, says Volvo
27 Jun 23:01
Koh-no! Silicon Lucy blocks Qualcomm from wriggling out of FTC's chip monopoly trial
Tell it to the jury, judge rules
27 Jun 18:35
Big Blue lures big biz object storage teams with VersaStack, COS
IBM and Cisco gear? So you're saying two wrongs can make a right?
27 Jun 17:53
Huge ransomware outbreak spreads in Ukraine and beyond
UpdatedPetya or cattle?
27 Jun 14:48
The 'DUP' joins El Reg’s illustrious online standards converter
Reg Standards BureauHow much can you find down the back of your sofa?
27 Jun 14:34
HMS Windows XP: Britain's newest warship runs Swiss Cheese OS
UpdatedSpotted on carrier control room screens - reports
27 Jun 13:52
Former GDS head Mike Bracken quits Co-op
He'd only wanted to work 3 days a week, apparently
27 Jun 13:25
Microsoft: We'll beef up security in Windows 10 Creators Edition Fall Update
EMETs? I've had a few
27 Jun 13:00
Make sure your Skype is up to date because FYI there's a nasty hole in it
Nothing to see here, says Microsoft, just more crappy code
27 Jun 12:26
Sony open-sources NNabla neural network learnings
En-NNabla-blement of answer to Google's TensorFlow?
27 Jun 11:36
Working in maintenance? Stop reading, we need you in the server room
You're undervalued, says survey. But you knew this...
27 Jun 10:57
Software glitch led to London Ambulance Service outage – report
Update 18 months earlier meant recycle bin drained system resources, leading to crash
27 Jun 10:00
UK's Ministry of Fun considers what to tell social media firms about online bullying
Govt to consult on code of practice as bits of Digital Economy Act go live
27 Jun 09:29
Watchdog slaps NHS for failure to tackle correspondence backlog
Finds 1,788 cases of potential harm
27 Jun 08:01
Concorde without the cacophony: NASA thinks it's cracked quiet supersonic flight
Sonic boom reduced to 'soft thump' by well-designed shockwaves
27 Jun 07:26
India's Martian MOM clocks up 1,000 days circling the red planet
But she's down to just 13kg of fuel after seven-minute eclipse-avoidance burn
27 Jun 06:33
No way to sugarcoat this: I'm afraid Uranus opens and closes to accept particle streams
It's official. Uranus clenches after taking in hot beams
27 Jun 06:06
Encrypted chat app Telegram warned by Russian regulator: 'comply or goodbye'
Moscow says it's about regulatory rules; Telegram says it's about encryption
27 Jun 05:03
US Copyright Office suggests 'right to repair' laws a good idea
The DMCA wasn't meant to stop you fixing your car
27 Jun 04:06
Facebook, Microsoft, Twitter and YouTube create anti-terror group
'Avengers' and 'Justice League' are taken. 'Suicide Squad' won't fly. So meet 'The Global Internet Forum to Counter Terrorism'
27 Jun 01:58
Researchers blind autonomous cars by tricking LIDAR
As I was on the motorway, I saw a man who wasn't there. Then things went pear-shaped
27 Jun 01:14
We'll drag Microsoft in front of Supremes over Irish email spat – DoJ
US prosecutors ask top court to mull overseas data slurping
26 Jun 21:55
Robocall spammers, you have one new voicemail message: CUT IT OUT!
UpdatedSenator Schumer asks Ajit Pai to protect Americans. Good luck with that
26 Jun 20:10
Coraid's Coile resurrects storage biz, swears off VCs' filthy Valley lucre
AnalysisNever again, he tells El Reg
26 Jun 19:23
Braking news: AA password reset email cockup crashes servers
Motoring monolith stalls as punters slam into website
26 Jun 18:14
Games rights-holders tell ZX Spectrum reboot firm: Pay or we pull titles
So, about that '1,000 games bundled with Vega+' boast, Retro Computers...
26 Jun 15:27