After years of listening, we've heard not a single peep out of any aliens, say boffins. You think you can do better? OK, here's 1PB of signals
Massive data dump, code release for E.T. hunters
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As above, so below: El Reg haunts Scaleway's data centre catacombs 26 metres under Paris
FeatureGoing underground, where the servers are caged and there's water around
Deepfake 3.0 (beta), the bad news: This AI can turn ONE photo of you into a talking head. Good news: There is none
VideosWatch Rasputin sing like, uh, Beyonce, Einstein natter away...
Youtube Queue Chrome extension booted out of store for search engine hijacking, revealing Google's lax dev checks
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Google takes the PIS out of advertising: New algo securely analyzes shared encrypted data sets without leaking contents
Plus: MongoDB crams end-to-end crypto into database tech
19 Jun 21:47 |
Personal Tech
The latest FCC plan to boost US broadband? Prevent competition in apartment blocks
Ajit Pai turns logic on its head while doing Big Cable's bidding
19 Jun 21:02 |
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Policy
Imagine being charged to take a lunch break... even if you didn't. Welcome to the world of these electronics assembly line workers
Tech giant Tyco finally settles for $5m with 'stiffed' staff
19 Jun 19:37 |
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Security
Using Oracle WebLogic? Put down your coffee, drop out of Discord, grab this patch right now: Vuln under attack
Emergency security fix emitted for remote code exec hole exploited in the wild
19 Jun 18:35 |
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Servers
Microsoft emits next year's Windows Server for lucky Insiders... as for the rest of you, see you vNext year
When is semi-annual not semi-annual? Never mind that - check out our WAC, SAC and um... never mind
19 Jun 17:00 |
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Business
Adobe chomps down more fat subs revenue, points sucking straw at all your delicious customer data
CEO: Stitching together customer profiles in real time is the game-changer
19 Jun 16:09 |
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Software
Microsoft, you should look away now: Google's cloud second only to AWS in dev survey
Mountain View's white stuff used more than Azure among 7,000 code monkeys
19 Jun 15:02 |
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Software
PowerPoint to start telling you that your presentation is bad and you should feel bad
Ugh. Fly In, again? Really? And step away from the Comic Sans
19 Jun 13:56 |
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Business
Open-source chat plat toasts rival after picking up $50m in funding: 'The better Slack does, the better Mattermost does'
Collaboration software hot with investors
19 Jun 12:51 |
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Security
NASA's JPL may be able to reprogram a probe at the arse end of the solar system, but its security practices are a bit crap
Office of the Inspector General brings lab back down to Earth
19 Jun 12:18 |
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Software
Azure flock can stop faffing over bastion hosts: Microsoft has made it noob-friendly
PaaS the parcel: Click-and-forget fortification of Redmond's cloud
19 Jun 11:33 |
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Business
UK's GDS head Kevin Cunnington leaves to tell world+dog how (not) to do digital
Verify not mentioned in list of Government Digital Service man's 'achievements'
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Policy
Brave urges UK's data watchdog to join Ireland in probing claim Google adtech breaches GDPR
Privacy browser reckons personalised advertising = personal data processing
19 Jun 10:07 |
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Personal Tech
It's all in the wrist: Your fitness tracker could be as much about data warfare as your welfare
ColumnTick, tick, boom?
19 Jun 09:15 |
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Internet of Things
*Spits out coffee* £4m for a database of drone fliers, UK.gov? Defra did game shooters for £300k
CommentAnd guess who picks up the bill
19 Jun 08:42 |
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Data Centre
As above, so below: El Reg haunts Scaleway's data centre catacombs 26 metres under Paris
FeatureGoing underground, where the servers are caged and there's water around
19 Jun 08:10 |
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DevOps
With speakers from iRobot, BBC, Lego, the worlds of Google, AWS and Azure, and more, do not miss Serverless Computing London 2019
EventAgenda revealed – get your tickets today for November conference
19 Jun 07:04 |
Software
Ubuntu says i386 to be 86'd with Eoan 19.10 release: Ageing 32-bit x86 support will be ex-86
Think we're at RISC of overdoing the Intel puns
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Science
After years of listening, we've heard not a single peep out of any aliens, say boffins. You think you can do better? OK, here's 1PB of signals
Massive data dump, code release for E.T. hunters
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Youtube Queue Chrome extension booted out of store for search engine hijacking, revealing Google's lax dev checks
Follow us down the rabbit hole in uncovering who is possibly responsible
19 Jun 01:47 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Deepfake 3.0 (beta), the bad news: This AI can turn ONE photo of you into a talking head. Good news: There is none
VideosWatch Rasputin sing like, uh, Beyonce, Einstein natter away...
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Security
Spin the wheel and find today's leaky cloud DB... *clack clack... clack* A huge trove of medical malpractice complaints
150,000 personal records on people, including US veterans, upset with their healthcare
18 Jun 22:58 |
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Awoogah! Awoogah! Firefox fans urged to update and patch zero-day hole exploited in the wild by miscreants
Just make sure you're running the latest version
18 Jun 21:52 |
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Parliament IT bods' fail sees server's naked OS exposed to world+dog
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Cloud
HPE: Since y'all love cloud subs so much, we'll throw all our boxes into GreenLake by 2022
'Customers want tech as a service, they also want it on their terms' – at least 50% correct, there, Ant
18 Jun 21:27 |
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Storage
HPE unveils Primera storage tech, vows 100% availability – anyone fancy breaking, er, putting that to the test?
We can't decide if Primera sounds like a Thundercats character or a 1990s eurodance hit
18 Jun 21:00 |
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Emergent Tech
Cyber-IOU notes. Voucher hell on wheels. However you want to define Facebook's Libra, the most ridiculous part is its privacy promise
CommentDigital currency tokens coming to WhatsApp, Messenger next year
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Security
Delicious irony: Hacked medical debt collector AMCA files for bankruptcy protection from debt collectors
The tables are turned, database tables that is
18 Jun 18:09 |
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Software
Fancy a fondleslab dab? Adobe pulls oilcloth off new iPad-first Fresco painting, drawing app
Photoshop-compatible files, 3 types of brushes in touchy app
18 Jun 18:00 |
Storage
DDN wheels out big chungus of a storage box, the disgustingly scalable EXA5
Up to hundreds of petabytes per filesystem, thanks to Lustre
18 Jun 17:00 |
Cloud
Ahhhhh! What year is it?! Users left without direction or clue after Google Calendar 404s
UpdatedHint: The pub is that way >>>
18 Jun 15:55 |
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Software
Get your coat, you've pulled a Pull Panda: GitHub goes home with code collab specialists
What next? Tugging the Test Plans? Grappling with GitLab?
18 Jun 15:09 |
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Bootnotes
UK.gov whacks export ban on 'grotesque' crab made by famous Brit potter bros
What? We're not afraid it'll attack us in our sleep. Are you?
18 Jun 14:07 |
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HPC
Who bought the most powerful commercial supercomputer? Come on, it's Total-ly obvious
Well, oil be damned. Faster computers, faster apocalypse?
18 Jun 13:10 |
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DevOps
Dev darling Docker embraces Windows Subsystem for Linux 2
Microsoft's risky strategy: Develop on Windows, deploy to Linux
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Security
Parliament IT bods' fail sees server's naked OS exposed to world+dog
UpdatedContents were cached by Google so we can all point and giggle
18 Jun 12:01 |
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Virtualization
Virty boys Parallels bring machine learning, Windows Server 2019 support to RAS VDI line
AI know what you did last summer
18 Jun 11:30 |
Security
Freaking out about fiendish IoT exploits? Maybe disable telnet, FTP and change that default password first?
Home devices are so poorly guarded, attackers don't even need sophisticated tools
18 Jun 11:00 |
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Data Centre
Brit hosting provider tsoHost takes needleful of 'unauthorized code' to the servers, suffers week of outages
GoDaddy offspring admits to security breach, takes sweet time with emergency patching
18 Jun 09:48 |
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Science
What price the Moon? Tips from the past might save the present
RoundupAlso: The Bennu Thrill Show - coming to an asteroid near you
18 Jun 09:00 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Boffins' neural network can work out from your speech whether you'll develop psychosis
Software trained from patient transcripts. The 'normal' dataset? From, er, Reddit
18 Jun 08:01 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Finally, an AI that can reliably catch and undo Photoshop airbrushing. Who made it? Er, Photoshop maker Adobe
VideoTalk about poacher turned gamekeeper
18 Jun 07:03 |
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Security
Smash GandCrab: Free tools released to decrypt files scrambled by notorious ransomware
Bitdefender teams up with FBI, cops to rescue Windows PC documents
18 Jun 05:48 |
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Security
Samsung reminds rabble to scan smart TVs for viruses – then tries to make them forget
Tweet deleted as telly maker reconsiders damning but refreshingly honest messaging
18 Jun 00:07 |
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HPC
Nvidia 'brings CUDA to Arm' – Translation: We're still doing a thing we've already done but now doing more of it
Woulda, CUDA, shoulda
17 Jun 22:28 |
Personal Tech
FYI: Your Venmo transfers with those edgy emojis aren't private by default. And someone's put 7m of them into a public DB
Payment biz shrugs, says users are fine with sharing
17 Jun 20:40 |
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Security
Sad SACK: Linux PCs, servers, gadgets may be crashed by 'Ping of Death' network packets
Don't let miscreants play hacky-SACK with your gear. Apply these mitigations, patches now if you can
17 Jun 19:59 |
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HPC
This isn't Boeing to end well: Plane maker to scrap some physical cert tests, use computer simulations instead
Actually probe expensive gear in real life? Pah. It's 2019. We're Boeing digital
17 Jun 18:02 |
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Bootnotes
You gotta be kitten me: Pakistan politicos feline silly after filter farce hits purrrfect conference
Claws out as slippery-pawed cameraman renders officials with cat ears and whiskers
17 Jun 15:59 |
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Policy
Human-rights warriors crack on with legal challenge to UK's lax surveillance laws
Toughen it up and reduce all that warrantless state surveillance, demands Liberty
17 Jun 15:37 |
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HPC
Frontiersman Cray snags $50m storage contract for 'largest single filesystem'
Shasta minute: HPE purchase to provide 1 exabyte of ClusterStor for Oak Ridge National Laboratory
17 Jun 14:52 |
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