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Hands off Brock! EFF pleads with Google not to kill its Privacy Badger with its Manifest destiny
It's not hard, we just need some coding tweaks to make sure Privacy Badger stays sane
Old-school cruel: Dodgy PDF email attachments enjoying a renaissance
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Aussies, Yanks may think they're big drinkers – but Brits easily booze them under the table
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Wannacry-slayer Marcus Hutchins pleads guilty to two counts of banking malware creation
'I regret these actions and accept full responsibility for my mistakes'
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Defense against the Darknet, or how to accessorize to defeat video surveillance
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Not one of the 12 steps: Rehab patients' details exposed in publicly visible database
Researcher disturbed at availability of very personal data
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Double trouble for Lyft after share price drop sparks class action lawsuits claiming hype
Rideshare company lied about market share, claim investors
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UK comms watchdog mulls 5G tweaks: Operators want moooooar power
Oh and remove the guard bands, would you Ofcom?
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Brit Watchkeeper drone fell in the sea because blocked sensor made algorithms flip out
So, that's cheerio the nou to Dundee Satellite Receiving Station: Over 40 years of service axed for the sake of £338,000
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Aussies, Yanks may think they're big drinkers – but Brits easily booze them under the table
Isssh nothing to be proud of, hic, hic. Shame again pleesh
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Strong-willed field support op holds it together during painful customer call
On CallAre you... Are you sure that we make this machine, sir?
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Hands off Brock! EFF pleads with Google not to kill its Privacy Badger with its Manifest destiny
It's not hard, we just need some coding tweaks to make sure Privacy Badger stays sane
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IBM Watson Health cuts back Drug Discovery 'artificial intelligence' after lackluster sales
And seemingly uses machine learning to explain why it's kinda not but kinda is
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Cloud
We reveal what's inside Microsoft's Azure Govt Secret regions... wait, is that a black helico–
Redmond hopes to lure Uncle Sam's spy agencies, military away from Amazon
18 Apr 21:42 |
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Personal Tech
Google rolls out Android Easter Egg for Europe – a Microsoft antitrust-style browser, search engine choice box
Now how about we forget these fines, eh, mes amies? Meine Freunde? Mis amigos?
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Idiot admits destroying scores of college PCs using USB Killer gizmo, filming himself doing it
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Who's using Mueller Report Day to bury bad news? If you guessed Facebook, you're right: Millions more passwords stored in plaintext
Wham, bam, gee thanks, Instagram
18 Apr 18:23 |
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Canadian woman fined for not holding escalator handrail finally reaches the top after 10 years
Top court, that is – she coped fine with the escalator
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Cloud Atlas: Huawei's homegrown AI hardware hits shelves. Oh, and it's working on DNA storage
Machine learning chips for everyone and everything
18 Apr 15:57 |
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BBM is dead, long live BBMe: Encrypted chat plat opened up to all as consumer version burns
BlackBerry throws lifebelt to marooned users
18 Apr 15:26 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Speak your brains on AI platforms: They have been hyped to death... but what's your practical reality?
Reader StudyIs manufacturing proving ground for mainstream solutions?
18 Apr 14:37 |
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DevOps grandpa Electric Cloud absorbed into youthful CloudBees
Industry veteran to teach Jenkins-flinger new tricks
18 Apr 13:00 |
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Facebook: Yeah, we hoovered up 1.5 million email address books without permission. But it was an accident!
So that's all OK then
18 Apr 12:31 |
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So how'd this go again... A sea goddess told you in a dream to run for president of Taiwan? OK, Mr Foxconn boss
Founder Terry Gou steps down for new life in political limelight
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Policy
Yes, I may have advised 'some' investors to flog their Autonomy shares, analyst tells High Court
Autonomy TrialPlus: Other market-watcher 'unaware' of firm's hardware sales
18 Apr 11:31 |
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Servers
Server at web host 1&1 Ionos decides to take unscheduled day off, sinks a bunch of sites
UpdatedMeanwhile, customers complain of complete comms shutdown
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Networks
Huawei thanks US for 'raising 5G awareness' by banning telecom kit giant's wares
It's like talking to my children, sighs marketing bigwig
18 Apr 10:08 |
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Software
Disco Dingo fever: Ubuntu 19.04 has an infrastructure bent, snappier GNOME and another stupid name
New Linux kernel, new build
18 Apr 09:37 |
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18 Apr 09:22 |
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Google hits brand slam stamping AMP with more crypto glam
All your URLs are belong to us
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Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript
InterviewHere's that regularized programming you wanted. Bish, bash, er, Bosque
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Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days
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Hey criminals, need a getaway vehicle? There's an app for that... Car share tool halts ops amid crime wave, arrests
You wouldn't download a car – oh actually...
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Networks
Cisco whispers the three little words to really get an ASR 9000 net admin's blood pumping: Remote unauthenticated access
Critical patch available now for those with vulnerable kit
18 Apr 00:14 |
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Insane in the domain: Sea Turtle hackers pwn DNS orgs to dash web surfers on the rocks of phishing pages
Website settings altered to point visitors to malicious clones
17 Apr 23:25 |
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China Mobile, you can kiss good Pai to America: FCC to ban 'spy risk' telco from US
Welcome to the free market as defined by right-wing politics
17 Apr 21:17 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Microsoft president: We said no to Cali cops' face-recog tech – and we won't craft killer robots
Why? Because biased AI is bad news for minorities
17 Apr 20:12 |
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Data Centre
Selling data centre hardware? Prepare for pain as Gartner spies market spending shift
IT services are in, building and upgrading your own data centres – not so much
17 Apr 19:29 |
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Security
Enough about me, why do you hate Kaspersky so much? Revealed: Insp Clouseau-esque bid to smear critics as shills
InterviewPlease speak clearly for the tape... I mean, my ears
17 Apr 18:33 |
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Policy
Supreme Court of UK gives Morrisons the go-ahead for mega data leak liability appeal
Should companies be on the hook for criminal employees' doings?
17 Apr 16:58 |
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Data Centre
Intel swallows Brit chip slinger Omnitek in bid to boost FPGA business
Sure, FPGAs don't make much cash, but they might soon?
17 Apr 15:47 |
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Storage
It's Big, it's Blue and it's down for 3Q: Whomp... there goes IBM's storage hardware revenue
AnalysisThat Storwize array refresh was really needed
17 Apr 15:11 |
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Networks
UK watchdog slaps 'misleading' Voda ad: Gigafast... maybe so – but not for £23
Virgin complaint upheld
17 Apr 14:37 |
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Personal Tech
Let 15 July forever be known as P-Day: When UK's smut fans started being asked for their age
You have three months left of unfettered self-love to enjoy
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Why Qualcomm won – and why Tim Cook had to eat humble Apple pie
CommentDeadline for 5G kit was perilously close
17 Apr 13:02 |
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Science
Absolute mad lads are teaching physics to AI because how else will it learn to solve real-world problems (like humans)
Can't take over the galaxy if you don't know how it works, innit?
17 Apr 12:41 |
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Bootnotes
Ozzy app maker cancels hump day: We've tripled profits! scream slackers
Wednesday off every week? OK, you have our attention
17 Apr 11:21 |
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I've had it with these mother-fscking slaps on this mother-fscking plane: Flight fight sparks legal brouhaha over mid-air co-ords
Special reportI slapped you in Nebraska, sunshine, not California
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Three planets and two stars adds up to one research team made very happy by Kepler's unique discovery
Dead telescope keeps on giving
17 Apr 10:10 |
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So, that's cheerio the nou to Dundee Satellite Receiving Station: Over 40 years of service axed for the sake of £338,000
Put that on the side of a bus
17 Apr 09:46 |
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Networks
Now, how to boost fibre throughput to a stonking 240Gbps? With frikkin' spin-lasers, of course
Approach could one day create faster data centre interconnect
17 Apr 09:05 |
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Personal Tech
Google readies Pixel for the masses, but are the masses ready for Pixel?
CommentScaling buggy hardware is easier than scaling software
17 Apr 08:03 |
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