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Bot war: Here's how you can theoretically use adversarial AI to evade YouTube's hard-line copyright-detecting AI
AnalysisYMMV – and the second M is doing a lot of heavy lifting, here
If Uncle Sam could quit using insecure .zip files to swap info across the 'net, that would be great, says Silicon Ron Wyden
Senator urges NIST to do something about it
Who needs a supercomputer when you can get a couple of petaflops on AWS?
Or you could run it on-premises three times cheaper says University of Cambridge bod
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Internet of Things
Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity
VideoRead this for 2 seconds. Pause 8 seconds. Read for 2 seconds. Pause 8 seconds...
20 Jun 19:05 |
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Software
Hipster yap app chaps Slack finally strap into NYSE: Shares of 'WORK' open at $38.50 apiece
More like 'SHIRK' amirite
20 Jun 17:54 |
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DevOps
Kubernetes goes in for nip and tuck, comes out with 25 'enhancements': We take a look at v1.15
New release is easier to customize, better performance, complex as hell
20 Jun 17:20 |
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Business
Autonomy integration was a 'sh!t show', HP director tells court
Autonomy TrialWe're honestly not making this up
20 Jun 15:06 |
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Storage
HPE downs Nimble-ful of HCI, lobs third hyperconverged system into its portfolio
The 'd' in dHCI is for 'disaggregated'
20 Jun 14:01 |
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Security
Shut the barn door: UK data watchdog tells MPs mass slurping by firms is a huge risk to privacy
You need to rifle through my photos why, exactly?
20 Jun 12:59 |
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HPC
Who needs a supercomputer when you can get a couple of petaflops on AWS?
Or you could run it on-premises three times cheaper says University of Cambridge bod
20 Jun 12:27 |
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Policy
Tech jocks tell Trump: Tariff tiff with China will not achieve what you think it will achieve
Think of the children (and our revenues)! plead Dell, HP, Intel and Microsoft
20 Jun 11:55 |
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Business
Don't panic: Dixons Carphones share price crashes 30% after statutory losses hit £329m
CEO talks of 'more pain', 'substantial losses' in Mobile amid industry-wide handset sales meltdown
20 Jun 11:25 |
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Software
Now you can have a twist of 2019 in your 2012: Microsoft goes back to the future with Edge on Windows 7/8
It looks like your OS goes out of support in seven months. Would you like a new browser?
20 Jun 10:50 |
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Policy
Vodafone urges UK.gov to get on with it and conclude review into Huawei
InterviewOne-third of network dependent on Chinese kit maker
20 Jun 10:15 |
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Science
The European Space Agency is going to visit a new comet in 2028. Which one? We haven't discovered it yet
Let's hope it goes better than the Comet 67P mission, eh?
20 Jun 09:46 |
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Policy
We knew it was coming: Bureaucratic cockup triggers '6-month' delay of age verification block on porno in the UK
UpdatedMinistry of Fun admits it forgot to tell the EU
20 Jun 09:10 |
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Software
Kids can be so crurl: Lead dev unchuffed with Google's plan to remake curl in its own image
'Why use a copy when the original is free, proven and battle-tested?'
20 Jun 08:40 |
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Software
Vivaldi to give abusive sites the middle finger with built-in ad blocking
Same digit could be extended at Google as browser chaps 'evaluate the situation'
20 Jun 08:00 |
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Storage
Arrays in a mangler, need new storage bed: Huawei and the US tech block
AnalysisA tired Ren Zhengfei'll seek read-and-write heads
20 Jun 07:10 |
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Cloud
NetApp wraps Elements HCI and Google Cloud Platform in Data Fabric
New cloud services woven into portfolio
20 Jun 05:56 |
Artificial Intelligence
Bot war: Here's how you can theoretically use adversarial AI to evade YouTube's hard-line copyright-detecting AI
AnalysisYMMV – and the second M is doing a lot of heavy lifting, here
20 Jun 01:52 |
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Cloud
Net-sweet! Oracle cloud shows growing signs of life, just don't ask about the on-prem stuff
Meanwhile, database giant preps free as-a-service program to entice developers
19 Jun 23:46 |
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Security
If Uncle Sam could quit using insecure .zip files to swap info across the 'net, that would be great, says Silicon Ron Wyden
Senator urges NIST to do something about it
19 Jun 22:27 |
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Security
Google takes the PIS out of advertising: New algo securely analyzes shared encrypted data sets without leaking contents
Plus: MongoDB crams end-to-end crypto into database tech
19 Jun 21:47 |
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Personal Tech
The latest FCC plan to boost US broadband? Prevent competition in apartment blocks
Ajit Pai turns logic on its head while doing Big Cable's bidding
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Policy
Imagine being charged to take a lunch break... even if you didn't. Welcome to the world of these electronics assembly line workers
Tech giant Tyco finally settles for $5m with 'stiffed' staff
19 Jun 19:37 |
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Imagine being charged to take a lunch break... even if you didn't. Welcome to the world of these electronics assembly line workers
Awoogah! Awoogah! Firefox fans urged to update and patch zero-day hole exploited in the wild by miscreants
As above, so below: El Reg haunts Scaleway's data centre catacombs 26 metres under Paris
Ubuntu says i386 to be 86'd with Eoan 19.10 release: Ageing 32-bit x86 support will be ex-86
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Security
Using Oracle WebLogic? Put down your coffee, drop out of Discord, grab this patch right now: Vuln under attack
Emergency security fix emitted for remote code exec hole exploited in the wild
19 Jun 18:35 |
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Servers
Microsoft emits next year's Windows Server for lucky Insiders... as for the rest of you, see you vNext year
When is semi-annual not semi-annual? Never mind that - check out our WAC, SAC and um... never mind
19 Jun 17:00 |
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Business
Adobe chomps down more fat subs revenue, points sucking straw at all your delicious customer data
CEO: Stitching together customer profiles in real time is the game-changer
19 Jun 16:09 |
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Software
Microsoft, you should look away now: Google's cloud second only to AWS in dev survey
Mountain View's white stuff used more than Azure among 7,000 code monkeys
19 Jun 15:02 |
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Software
PowerPoint to start telling you that your presentation is bad and you should feel bad
Ugh. Fly In, again? Really? And step away from the Comic Sans
19 Jun 13:56 |
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Business
Open-source chat plat toasts rival after picking up $50m in funding: 'The better Slack does, the better Mattermost does'
Collaboration software hot with investors
19 Jun 12:51 |
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Security
NASA's JPL may be able to reprogram a probe at the arse end of the solar system, but its security practices are a bit crap
Office of the Inspector General brings lab back down to Earth
19 Jun 12:18 |
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Software
Azure flock can stop faffing over bastion hosts: Microsoft has made it noob-friendly
PaaS the parcel: Click-and-forget fortification of Redmond's cloud
19 Jun 11:33 |
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Business
UK's GDS head Kevin Cunnington leaves to tell world+dog how (not) to do digital
Verify not mentioned in list of Government Digital Service man's 'achievements'
19 Jun 10:55 |
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Policy
Brave urges UK's data watchdog to join Ireland in probing claim Google adtech breaches GDPR
Privacy browser reckons personalised advertising = personal data processing
19 Jun 10:07 |
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Personal Tech
It's all in the wrist: Your fitness tracker could be as much about data warfare as your welfare
ColumnTick, tick, boom?
19 Jun 09:15 |
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Internet of Things
*Spits out coffee* £4m for a database of drone fliers, UK.gov? Defra did game shooters for £300k
CommentAnd guess who picks up the bill
19 Jun 08:42 |
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Data Centre
As above, so below: El Reg haunts Scaleway's data centre catacombs 26 metres under Paris
FeatureGoing underground, where the servers are caged and there's water around
19 Jun 08:10 |
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DevOps
With speakers from iRobot, BBC, Lego, the worlds of Google, AWS and Azure, and more, do not miss Serverless Computing London 2019
EventAgenda revealed – get your tickets today for November conference
19 Jun 07:04 |
Software
Ubuntu says i386 to be 86'd with Eoan 19.10 release: Ageing 32-bit x86 support will be ex-86
Think we're at RISC of overdoing the Intel puns
19 Jun 06:05 |
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Science
After years of listening, we've heard not a single peep out of any aliens, say boffins. You think you can do better? OK, here's 1PB of signals
Massive data dump, code release for E.T. hunters
19 Jun 05:03 |
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Youtube Queue Chrome extension booted out of store for search engine hijacking, revealing Google's lax dev checks
Follow us down the rabbit hole in uncovering who is possibly responsible
19 Jun 01:47 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Deepfake 3.0 (beta), the bad news: This AI can turn ONE photo of you into a talking head. Good news: There is none
VideosWatch Rasputin sing like, uh, Beyonce, Einstein natter away...
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Security
Spin the wheel and find today's leaky cloud DB... *clack clack... clack* A huge trove of medical malpractice complaints
150,000 personal records on people, including US veterans, upset with their healthcare
18 Jun 22:58 |
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Security
Awoogah! Awoogah! Firefox fans urged to update and patch zero-day hole exploited in the wild by miscreants
Just make sure you're running the latest version
18 Jun 21:52 |
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Cloud
HPE: Since y'all love cloud subs so much, we'll throw all our boxes into GreenLake by 2022
'Customers want tech as a service, they also want it on their terms' – at least 50% correct, there, Ant
18 Jun 21:27 |
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Storage
HPE unveils Primera storage tech, vows 100% availability – anyone fancy breaking, er, putting that to the test?
We can't decide if Primera sounds like a Thundercats character or a 1990s eurodance hit
18 Jun 21:00 |
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Emergent Tech
Cyber-IOU notes. Voucher hell on wheels. However you want to define Facebook's Libra, the most ridiculous part is its privacy promise
CommentDigital currency tokens coming to WhatsApp, Messenger next year
18 Jun 20:12 |
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Security
Delicious irony: Hacked medical debt collector AMCA files for bankruptcy protection from debt collectors
The tables are turned, database tables that is
18 Jun 18:09 |
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Software
Fancy a fondleslab dab? Adobe pulls oilcloth off new iPad-first Fresco painting, drawing app
Photoshop-compatible files, 3 types of brushes in touchy app
18 Jun 18:00 |
Storage
DDN wheels out big chungus of a storage box, the disgustingly scalable EXA5
Up to hundreds of petabytes per filesystem, thanks to Lustre
18 Jun 17:00 |
Cloud
Ahhhhh! What year is it?! Users left without direction or clue after Google Calendar 404s
UpdatedHint: The pub is that way >>>
18 Jun 15:55 |
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