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NetApp flashes numbers at rivals: NAND we're eating your dinner

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Array with it: Western Digital's finance arm slings a few million at Excelero

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Distro inferno: Debian's still rocking at 25

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Insider Threat

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Thinking of saying goodbye to your servers? We'll show you how

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Go Zuck Yourself: Facebook destroys patent suit over timeline

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Arm debuts CPU roadmap for the first time, sort of

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London fuzz to get 600 more mobile fingerprint scanners

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Wasted worker wasps wanna know – oi! – who are you looking at?

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Devon County Council techies: WE KNOW IT WASN'T YOU!

Top stories

EU wants one phone plug to rule them all. But we've got a better idea.

CommentRoll your sleeves up, standards peeps

Google shaves half a gig off Android Poundland Edition

Always believe in Go ...

Making money mining Coinhive? Yeah, you and nine other people

10 users controlling the bulk of cryptocoin generator funds

Google risks mega-fine in EU over location 'stalking'

Stalker: woman peers through keyhole

Go Zuck Yourself: Facebook destroys patent suit over timeline

Chalk one up in court for the Social Network

Net neutrality freaks furious over lack of fury at FCC hearing

Unbelievable that more wasn't made of this non-story

Who was it that hacked Apple? Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, boy boy boy!

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GitHub goes off the Rails as Microsoft closes in

AnalysisRuby shop turns to Go, Java, and Kubernetes for platform makeover

Boffins build the smallest transistor, controlled by an atom

It has potential, but don't expect anything useful too soon

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Tsinghua University blamed for espionage attack

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Social media shifts APIs, starts charging for some features

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Don't you just love Windows 10 refreshes, yells Lenovo

Chinese biz exploits PC upgrade cycle... for the moment

NetApp flashes numbers at rivals: NAND we're eating your dinner

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Distro inferno: Debian's still rocking at 25

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Rimini Street slapped with ban in Oracle copyright dispute

Big Red awarded $30m legal fees as judge slams support biz's 'significant litigation misconduct'

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Datrium shifts disasters up the Amazon: Adds DR in AWS for on-prem kit

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Brit banks must disclose outages via API, decrees finance watchdog

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CommentRoll your sleeves up, standards peeps

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But odd results and email impersonation raise eyebrows

Cisco shift to recurring revenue gives 3.8 billion signs that it's working

Customer interest in hybrid cloud buoys networking biz

Google bod wants cookies to crumble and be remade into something more secure

Shifting session identifiers into HTTP works, but Facebook and others won't be happy

India's Cosmos bank raided for $13m by hackers

Report points finger at North Korea for cyber-heist

Support for ageing key exchange crypto leaves VPNs open to attack

Ancient issue causing new ones

Bitcoin backer sues AT&T for $240m over stolen cryptocurrency

Michael Terpin not happy about funds-draining SIM swap fraud

London fuzz to get 600 more mobile fingerprint scanners

In-house software to slash support costs by £200k a year, claims Met Police

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You: 'Alexa, open Cortana.' Alexa: 'Who?'

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Visual Studio gains some go-faster stripes for Android emulation

F#, TypeScript 3.0 and more go from preview to release with 15.8

Ouch, that's 13 bullet points: IBM pumps out storage software blast

Much tinkering across software board plus expanded capacity flash cards

TSB takes on 250 complaint-wranglers to absorb £200m outage fallout

130,000 complaints and counting from bank's users? So sorry to hear that

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UK chip and PIN readers fall ill: Don't switch off that terminal!

UpdatedNot us this time, Mastercard tells El Reg

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