Windows 10 can carry on slurping even when you're sure you yelled STOP!
UpdatedAll your activity are belong to us
TOP STORIES
The eulogising of The Mother Of All Demos at 50 is Silicon Valley going goo-goo for gurus again
CommentDoug Engelbart retrofitted for mystical bullsh!t
The fastest, most secure browser? Microsoft Edge apparently
Well, in one respect anyway
Taylor's gonna spy, spy, spy, spy, spy... fans can't shake cam off, shake cam off
Swifties' faces scanned against DB of 'known stalkers' at US gig – reports
LATEST NEWS
Storage
Cloud giants, enterprise refreshes keep storage market poppin': Global sales up 20% in Q3
IBM and Hitachi fail to surf crest of spending wave as rivals seize the day
14 Dec 16:00 |
Artificial Intelligence
Forget your deepest, darkest secrets, smart speakers will soon listen for sniffles and farts too
All the better to sell you stuff
14 Dec 15:00 |
7
Advertisement
Business
Spending watchdog points finger at Capita for 1,300 shortfall in British Army rookies
No one knows if recruitment system will be usable once contract ends in 2022
14 Dec 14:00 |
26
Networks
Ofcom asks networks, ISPs: Hey, wouldn't it be nice if you let customers know the best deal once their contract's up?
You know, they've paid for the phone a few times over now...
14 Dec 13:00 |
10
Software
Careful with this latest Microsoft release – tug too hard on the threads and it tends to unravel
The Windows Christmas Jumper Day Update is here!
14 Dec 12:00 |
17
MOST READ
Windows 10 can carry on slurping even when you're sure you yelled STOP!
It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you hackers are targeting 'nuclear, defense, energy, financial' biz
Here's 2018 in a nutshell for you... Russian super robot turns out to be man in robot suit
Home users due for a battering with Microsoft 365 subscription stick
Networks
If most punters are unlikely to pay more for 5G, why all the rush?
Analysis5G is like 3G, except this time they mean it
14 Dec 11:00 |
19
Storage
The future is bright, the future is NVMe
PromoIt's time has come
14 Dec 10:15 |
Data Centre
A Christmas classic: Cloudera founder asks staff to stay another day
But y'know, maybe we will terminate positions post-merger if there's a business case
14 Dec 09:44 |
18
Storage
So you want to archive our enterprise data? Well, let's see where you fall on Gartner's magic square...
Surprise, surprise, the execs want someone SaaSy
14 Dec 09:06 |
2
Data Centre
Time for a cracker joke: What's got one ball and buttons in the wrong place?
On CallThe user in this On Call would prefer we didn't tell...
14 Dec 08:29 |
49
Personal Tech
Razer offers freebies to gamers who descend into its coin mine
Generate made-up currency in exchange for a different made-up currency
14 Dec 07:01 |
19
Personal Tech
Sidecar drags itself out the grave, sues Uber for putting it there
Cab hailing app accuses rival of predatory prices and fake bookings
14 Dec 01:09 |
7
Security
US bitcoin bomb threat ransom scam looks like a hoax say FBI, cops
Extortion scheme gets national attention but not much in the way of funds
14 Dec 00:50 |
27
Science
Astroboffins spy a rare exoplanet evaporating before their eyes
*Okay so it will be here for another billion years or so but it's shrinking faster than normal
14 Dec 00:10 |
24
Security
US elections watchdog says it's OK to spend surplus campaign cash on cybersecurity gear
Congresscritters now have one less excuse for getting pwned
13 Dec 23:38 |
9
Advertisement
Business
Postmates plans rollout of autonomous delivery robots in US
Wheeled robo-containers called Serve headed first to LA
13 Dec 21:55 |
13
Security
Fraudster convicted of online banking thefts using… whatever the hell this thing is
Ingenious device, or fake bomb from 1980s cop movie?
13 Dec 21:05 |
43
Security
The fastest, most secure browser? Microsoft Edge apparently
Well, in one respect anyway
13 Dec 20:51 |
47
Data Centre
Apple to splash $10bn raisin' American bit barns
Cupertino pats own back for forking over dollars in home country
13 Dec 17:23 |
12
Science
Virgin Galactic test flight reaches space for the first time, lugging NASA cargo in place of tourists
SpaceShipTwo goes faster and higher than ever before
13 Dec 16:38 |
46
Personal Tech
Telcos enlist Google, Amazon to help protect Europe's data from Big Tech
CommentOrange, DT's plan to take on firms that create 'competitive asymmetries'
13 Dec 16:26 |
11
Policy
UK spam-texting tax consultancy slapped with £200k fine
Generic privacy policies won't get you valid consent, says ICO
13 Dec 15:48 |
19
Security
'Exclusive swag' up for grabs as GitLab flings bug bounty scheme open to world+dog
Don't worry, there are cheques, too
13 Dec 15:07 |
6
Advertisement
Business
Godmother of word processing Evelyn Berezin dies at 93
ObitOffice revolutionary developed the hefty Redactron
13 Dec 13:56 |
27
Software
Home users due for a battering with Microsoft 365 subscription stick
Job opening at Redmond points to new consumer services
13 Dec 13:02 |
38
Security
Taylor's gonna spy, spy, spy, spy, spy... fans can't shake cam off, shake cam off
Swifties' faces scanned against DB of 'known stalkers' at US gig – reports
13 Dec 12:24 |
79
Software
Windows 10 can carry on slurping even when you're sure you yelled STOP!
UpdatedAll your activity are belong to us
13 Dec 11:35 |
142
DevOps
CLL '19 to span DevOps, Containers, Continuous Delivery and Serverless
EventsAgenda is set, blind bird tickets going soon
13 Dec 11:11 |
Business
The eulogising of The Mother Of All Demos at 50 is Silicon Valley going goo-goo for gurus again
CommentDoug Engelbart retrofitted for mystical bullsh!t
13 Dec 10:10 |
41
Personal Tech
Oxford startup magics up metamaterials for next-gen charging
It doesn't make you invisible, but it could make powerups less painful
13 Dec 09:10 |
25
Security
UK white hats blacklisted by Cisco Talos after smart security code stumbles
Cisco gracefully says it won't charge for the privilege
13 Dec 07:01 |
18
Artificial Intelligence
When it comes to AI research the West is winning, the East is rising and women are being left behind
Annual AI Index report shows competitive times ahead
13 Dec 06:01 |
13
Science
Phew, galactic accident helps boffins explain dark matter riddle
Texan-led team find ancient oddity that's full of the stuff
13 Dec 04:03 |
49
Business
Huawei exec out of jail, just as US accuses China of Marriott hack
Tensions continue to build between two countries
13 Dec 00:15 |
19
DevOps
Kubernetes has become 'boring' and that's good, Google tells devs
Thrill-seeking infrastructure devs accept end of caffeine-fueled ops frenzy with murmur
12 Dec 23:18 |
Policy
Small American town rejects Comcast – while ISP reps take issue with your El Reg vultures
And the FCC and AT&T claim everything is hunky dory
12 Dec 22:47 |
54
Security
It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you hackers are targeting 'nuclear, defense, energy, financial' biz
Sharpshooter takes aim at critical infrastructure
12 Dec 21:37 |
20
Bootnotes
Here's 2018 in a nutshell for you... Russian super robot turns out to be man in robot suit
VideoState TV can't decide whether it was duped or not
12 Dec 20:34 |
83
Science
Hole-y ship: ISS 'nauts take a wander to crack Soyuz driller whodunnit
In Soviet Russia, comrade find small hole by making much bigger hole
12 Dec 18:00 |
44
Servers
Doubles all round for the server-makers: Market inhales $23.36bn for the quarter
Dell EMC, HPE and ODMs frolic as cloud rains cash
12 Dec 17:30 |
2
Storage
Thwack... boing: Amazon EFS rival Elastifile flings out multi-cloud file store through Google
Ain't no marketplace like a third-party marketplace
12 Dec 17:00 |
1
Security
Bulk surveillance is always bad, say human rights orgs appealing against top Euro court
Liberty and pals seek to prove intrusive spy powers can never be justified
12 Dec 16:30 |
21
Policy
Thanks to UK peers, coming to a laptop near you in 2019: Age checks for online smut
Pr0n to be gated despite misgivings, says UK.gov minister
12 Dec 16:00 |
95
Security
Britain approved £2.5m of snooping kit exports to thoroughly snuggly regime in Saudi Arabia
Who was Jamal Khashoggi, anyway?
12 Dec 15:30 |
26
Cloud
Webinar: Supermicro and Intel offer a taste of cloud innovations
PromoTest your own workload at their Cloud Center of Excellence
12 Dec 15:15 |
DevOps
JFrog to open freebie central repository for Go fans in the new year
UpdatedYour code is immutable, and always believed in... 'cause you use Go(Center)
12 Dec 15:00 |
3
Data Centre
Having swallowed its pride and started again with 10nm chips, Intel teases features in these 2019-ish processors
3D stacks of Arm-like core clusters, APIs, and more coming some time soon
12 Dec 14:00 |
34
DevOps
Need continuous Kubernetes satisfaction? CloudBees has just the thing
DevOps outfit also unleashes commercial support for Jenkins X
12 Dec 13:15 |
2
The Channel
Dixons Carphone smarting from £440m loss as it writes down goodwill on mobile biz
No one's buying new friggin' handsets, says retailer
12 Dec 12:17 |
54
Business
DXC Technology turns to BT Security to nab its infosec bossman
Waves bye to yet ANOTHER HPE exec, internal memo confirms
12 Dec 11:15 |
7
