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EPIC demand: It's time for Google to fly the Nest after 'forgetting' to mention home alarm hub has built-in mic
Ad giant must divorce IoT subsidiary, privacy warriors tell sleepy watchdog
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Looks like someone's thought ahead this time
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CEO Antonio boasts of big earnings to come
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Secret mic in Nest gear wasn't supposed to be a secret, says Google, we just forgot to tell anyone
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Artificial Intelligence
What's the frequency, KeNNeth? Neural nets trained to tune in on radar signals to boost future mobe broadband
It's time we rise up against these AI overlords and overthrow their useful technologies
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Internet of Things
EPIC demand: It's time for Google to fly the Nest after 'forgetting' to mention home alarm hub has built-in mic
Ad giant must divorce IoT subsidiary, privacy warriors tell sleepy watchdog
22 Feb 06:06 |
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Science
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Looks like someone's thought ahead this time
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Data Centre
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CEO Antonio boasts of big earnings to come
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Internet of Things
'We don't want a camera in everyone's living room' says bloke selling cameras in living rooms. Zuckerberg, you moron
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Networks
You're on a Huawei to Hell, US Sec State Pompeo warns allies: Buy Beijing's boxes, no more intelligence for you
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme. Ain't nothing I would rather do: going down, party time
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Security
WTF PDF: If at first you don't succeed, you may be Adobe re-patching its Acrobat, Reader patches
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Software
Oracle sued for $4.5m after ERP system delivery date 'moved from 2015 to 2016, then 2017, then... er, never'
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DevOps
Fancy a .dev domain? They were $12,500 a pop from Google. Now, $1,000. Soon, $17.50. And you may want one
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Science
Deton-8. Blastobox-3. Demo-1... One of these is the name of a SpaceX crew capsule test now due to launch in March
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Big names hurl millions of pounds at scheme to hoist UK's AI knowhow
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Security
Black-hat sextortionists required: Competitive salary and dental plan
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Software
Linux love hits Windows 10 19H1 amid a second round of zombie slaying
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Personal Tech
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Policy
Northern UK smart meter rollout is too slow, snarls MPs' committee
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Worse to come as market doldrums deepen
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Security
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Breakaway MPs accused of making off with info
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Welcome to the sunlit uplands of HTTP/2, where a naughty request can send Microsoft's IIS into a spin
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Personal Tech
Samsung pulls sheets off costly phone-cum-fondleslab Galaxy Fold – and a hefty 5G monster
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Also makes vendor-luring pledge to take its fair share of risk
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Security
Bored bloke takes control of British Army 'psyops' unit's Twitter
Great recruiting tool there, folks
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Personal Tech
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Chinese upstarts fill in the gaps
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Networks
Go, go, Gadgets Boy! 'Influencer' testing 5G for Vodafone finds it to be slower than 4G
Hilarity ensues
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Cloud
Google emits a beta of Cloud Service Platform to entice hold-outs with hybrid goodness
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21 Feb 07:58 |
Science
NASA boffins show Moon water supply could – er, this can't be right? – come from the Sun
All rocks can produce water if irradiated in the right way
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Software
Profs prep promising privacy-protecting proxy program... Yes, it is possible to build client-server code that safeguards personal info
Software framework teases shortcut to GDPR compliance
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Artificial Intelligence
Fool ML once, shame on you. Fool ML twice, shame on... the AI dev? If you can hoodwink one model, you may be able to trick many more
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Security
Check yo self before you HyperWreck yo self: Cisco fixes gimme-root holes in HyperFlex, plus more security bugs
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Security
Where's Zero Cool when you need him? Loose chips sink ships: How hackers could wreck container vessels
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Emergent Tech
Europe-style 5G standards testing? Consistent definitions? Who the fsck wants that, asks US mobe industry
AnalysisBesides it's a security issue. Or is that just American insecurity?
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Security
No RESTful the wicked: If your website runs Drupal, you need to check for security updates – unless you enjoy being hacked
PUT, PATCH, POST, PWNED!
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Policy
OK, your boss allegedly called you a lazy n*****, promoted the person you trained ahead of you and paid you less, but you can't PROVE it's racism, Facebook says
Lawyers gotta lawyer
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Security
Behold… a WinRAR security bug that's older than your child's favorite YouTuber. And yes, you should patch this hole
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Software
Chrome ad, content blockers beg Google: Don't execute our code! Wait, no, do execute our code – just don't kill us!
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Internet of Things
Just do IoT? We'd walk a mile in someone else's Nike smart sneakers, but they seem to be 'bricked'
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Bootnotes
No yoke: 'Bored' Aussie test pilot passes time in the cockpit by drawing massive knobs in the air
Another cock and balls story
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Networks
Huawei hasn't yet fixed its security vulns, says UK's NCSC overseers
Not secure enough for UK.gov use either
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Policy
What's in a name? Quite a bit when it's the most hated abbreviation of 2018 (GDPR, of course)
Marketing biz decides 'GD PR' was getting it noticed in all the wrong ways
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Data Centre
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Personal Tech
Secret mic in Nest gear wasn't supposed to be a secret, says Google, we just forgot to tell anyone
+CommentWhoops! Oh gosh
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Software
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ERP biz reportedly ringfencing jobs of machine learning and analytics types
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