Oracle's long-running pension plan class action case: C'mon, judge, reject a jury trial – Big Red
Wants court to decide on accusations it failed to properly police pension investments
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From MySpace to MyFreeDiskSpace: 12 years of music – 50m songs – blackholed amid mystery server move
Vast storage savings...er, tragic loss attributed to a data migration gone awry
Hey, US taxpayers. Filed your taxes? Good, good. $500m of it is going on an Intel-Cray exascale boffinry supercomputer
Well, that Knights Hill 2018 dream didn't work out, so let's shoot for 2021 instead
Apple bestows first hardware upgrades in years upon neglected iPad Mini and Air lines
And a stylus! But goes without saying that it ain't cheap
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Artificial Intelligence
First, Google touts $150 AI dev kit. Now, Nvidia's peddling a $99 Nano for GPU ML tinkerers. Do we hear $50? $50?
GTC 2019It only took three fscking hours of keynote to announce it – where's the GPU optimization for that?
19 Mar 06:05 |
Bootnotes
Wondering why 'Devin Nunes herp-face' was trending online? Here's the 411: House rep sues Twitter for all the rude stuff tweeted about him
Congresscritter seeks $250m for 'defamation, neglience'
19 Mar 01:20 |
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Internet of Things
We don't want to be Latch key-less kids: NYC tenants sue landlords for bunging IoT 'smart' lock on their front door
Residents claim net-connected, app-controlled system is harassment, surveillance
18 Mar 22:18 |
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Personal Tech
Qualcomm wins Apple patent case, loses Apple patent case, wins Apple patent case, loses Apple patent case...
AnalysisTime to revisit the idea of patent portfolio as nuclear deterrence?
18 Mar 20:36 |
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Security
Bad cup of Java leaves nasty taste in IBM Watson's 'AI' mouth: Five security bugs to splat in analytics gear
Worst brew than that time El Reg went on a road trip and stopped at a Denny's
18 Mar 20:08 |
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Public disgrace: 82% of EU govt websites stalked by Google adtech cookies – report
College student with 'visions of writing super-cool scripts' almost wipes out faculty's entire system
UK code breakers drop Bombe, Enigma and Typex simulators onto the web for all to try
What made a super high-tech home in Victorian England? Hydroelectic witchery, for starters
Storage
From MySpace to MyFreeDiskSpace: 12 years of music – 50m songs – blackholed amid mystery server move
Vast storage savings...er, tragic loss attributed to a data migration gone awry
18 Mar 19:48 |
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HPC
Hey, US taxpayers. Filed your taxes? Good, good. $500m of it is going on an Intel-Cray exascale boffinry supercomputer
Well, that Knights Hill 2018 dream didn't work out, so let's shoot for 2021 instead
18 Mar 19:26 |
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Storage
Dell EMC refreshes Unity arrays with splash of Skylake and NVMe
Get array with you
18 Mar 18:21 |
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Security
This headline is proudly brought to you by wired keyboards: Wireless Fujitsu model hacked
If you have an LX901, you are at risk of mild embuggerance
18 Mar 16:39 |
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Personal Tech
Apple bestows first hardware upgrades in years upon neglected iPad Mini and Air lines
And a stylus! But goes without saying that it ain't cheap
18 Mar 16:05 |
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Policy
UK libraries dumped 11% of computers since 2010-11... everybody has one anyway, right?
Fears for vulnerable amid mass migration to online services
18 Mar 15:07 |
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Policy
Public disgrace: 82% of EU govt websites stalked by Google adtech cookies – report
Plus: UK health service sites contain commercial trackers
18 Mar 14:22 |
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Security
Lone staffer killed our shields, claims etailer Gearbest after infosec bods peep at user deets
Whether it's 1.5m or 280k exposed, it's not a great look
18 Mar 13:40 |
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Servers
That's Huawei I like it: Chinese giant's cloudy arm dumps 19-inch rack for newer model
All future cloud data centres to be designed with 21-inch Open Rack in mind
18 Mar 12:49 |
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Cloud
UKCloud hauls Cisco reported 10% stake as biz tries to convince IT punters to buy British
The Phil Collins-approved farmers' market of cloud computing
18 Mar 12:22 |
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Software
Oracle's long-running pension plan class action case: C'mon, judge, reject a jury trial – Big Red
Wants court to decide on accusations it failed to properly police pension investments
18 Mar 11:45 |
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Data Centre
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PromoComarch tells you everything you need to know
18 Mar 11:04 |
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Apple: Group FaceTime allows up to 32 people! Skype: Hold my beer
RoundupPlus: Builds, Teams, a bit of Xbox and other things Microsoft fiddled with last week
18 Mar 10:42 |
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Networks
Do Martians dream of electric Nimbys? Selling 5G needs steak, not just sizzle
CommentLet's talk about specs baby, let's talk about real 5G
18 Mar 10:04 |
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Geek's Guide
What made a super high-tech home in Victorian England? Hydroelectic witchery, for starters
Geek's Guide to BritainForget the scones and gardens, Cragside house is engineery
18 Mar 09:05 |
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Software
College student with 'visions of writing super-cool scripts' almost wipes out faculty's entire system
Who, Me?Turns out he probably wasn't smart enough to automate a Unix system update
18 Mar 08:07 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Brouhaha over IBM using Flickr faces for AI training, big trouble in not-so-little China for Microsoft, and more
RoundupPlus: It's time to take AI to school
18 Mar 07:38 |
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Security
Karpeles walks, Google and Microsoft board up Windows hole, and Android AV still sucks
RoundupPlus, BlackBerry wants to be Uncle Sam's go-to security firm, thousands of legal docs pill online, and more
18 Mar 07:12 |
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Security
UK code breakers drop Bombe, Enigma and Typex simulators onto the web for all to try
You have to run GCHQ code? Nice try, spy guys
18 Mar 06:19 |
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Security
Q&A: Crypto-guru Bruce Schneier on teaching tech to lawmakers, plus privacy failures – and a call to techies to act
RSA'Politicians are reluctant to disrupt the enormous wealth creation machine technology has turned out to be'
15 Mar 23:59 |
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Policy
Click here to see the New Zealand livestream mass-murder vid! This is the internet Facebook, YouTube, Twitter built!
CommentBecause there's nothing that can be done and we have no moral compass
15 Mar 22:53 |
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Artificial Intelligence
Let's face it. We need to face up to facing off with face-recog tech, say US senators: Bipartisan AI privacy law proposed
'We need guardrails to ensure this technology is implemented responsibly'
15 Mar 21:43 |
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Security
What was that P word? Ah. Privacy. Yes, we'll think about privacy, says FCC mulling cellphone location data overhaul
AnalysisCommissioners still doing their best to ignore bounty hunter stalking scandal
15 Mar 20:57 |
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Security
Welcome. You're now in a timeline in which US presidential hopeful Beto was a member of a legendary hacker crew
From O'Dork to O'Rourke: Dem golden boy's past as BBS-dwelling l33t teen revealed
15 Mar 20:04 |
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Networks
Juniper grabs controller, inserts code, gets ready to play some SONiC Mania on its switch
Welcome to El Reg: Come for the video game references, stay for the open-source networking news
15 Mar 18:50 |
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Data Centre
Chip flinger Broadcom says its software unit's doing great. Wait, what?
CA performing 'extremely well' under new management, says new management. As for wireless semiconductors...
15 Mar 17:17 |
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Business
Blighty's most trusted brand? Yeah, you wish, judge tells Post Office in Horizon IT system ruling
Ways not to win in court, no.94: 'threatening dire consequences to national business' if you lose
15 Mar 16:36 |
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Software
What do WLinux and Benedict Cumberbatch have in common? They're both fond of Pengwin
Distro designed for Windows Subsystem for Linux gains a snappier moniker as 1.2 looms
15 Mar 16:24 |
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Cloud
Cloud atlas: Oh dear. Now Adobe has mapped out a slowdown
Pricey software suite with no real rivals thinks growth will slow
15 Mar 15:13 |
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Storage
WD spins off 300+ jobs in the US
Revenue and profitability pain gets cost-saving beancounters to cut jobs
15 Mar 14:22 |
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Bootnotes
Mayors having a right 'mare in Florida: Acting mayor arrested weeks after boss also arrested
Plus: Another mayor defecates on floor at swearing-in ceremony, leaves
15 Mar 13:45 |
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Security
Public spending watchdog snipes at UK.gov's £1.3bn infosec plan – but broadly nods it through
Less hiding behind 'national security' to hush up failures, please
15 Mar 13:13 |
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Software
Microsoft unzips Zipline, lets world+dog have a go with cloudy storage compression tech
Zipline, George and Bungle: It's a Rainbow* of open-sourcing at Redmond
15 Mar 12:38 |
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Science
'Naut trio successfully dock at ISS after Soyuz rocket goes all the way
Hague, Ovchinin, Koch arrived at their new home this morning
15 Mar 11:41 |
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Security
So you need an IT security center. Fret not: Let an automated solution take the strain
PromoComarch offers all-in-one infrastructure monitoring
15 Mar 11:07 |
Software
Just look at Q! Watch out Microsoft, the next Android has a proper desktop PC mode
Foldable support too
15 Mar 11:03 |
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Networks
It's alive! Big Switch stitches together an open-source Network Operating System
Victor Frankenstein would be impressed
15 Mar 10:11 |
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Software
Brit prisoners to be kept on the straight and narrow with JavaScript and CSS
That's the sound of the men, working on the blockchain gang
15 Mar 09:35 |
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Personal Tech
How many Reg columnists does it take to turn off a lightbulb?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?'New technology baffles pissed old hack' (© Private Eye)
15 Mar 09:03 |
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Data Centre
All good, leave it with you...? Chap is roped into tech support role for clueless customer
On Call'He was definitely invoiced'
15 Mar 07:56 |
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Personal Tech
Bombs Huawei... Smartphone exploded in my daughter's pocket, seriously burning her, claims dad in lawsuit
Yet another legal brouhaha for Chinese giant, this time nothing to do with equipment bans
15 Mar 07:02 |
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Science
Yes! Pack your bags! Blossoming planetary system strikingly similar to ours found by boffins
It may have an asteroid belt, worlds similar to Earth and Neptune – and only 470 light years away
15 Mar 06:04 |
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Science
Forget that rare-earth element crunch – we can now just extract them from industrial waste
It's a match made in heaven for erm, glucunobacter and phosphogypsum
15 Mar 05:02 |
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Personal Tech
We'll help you get your next fix... maybe, we'll think about it, says FTC: 'Right to repair' mulled
Federal Trade Commission will turn Fault-finder, Tinker, Customize this summer
14 Mar 23:59 |
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Cloud
Following 'stellar' flat sales growth, operating profit dip, Oracle says it has 1,000 Autonomous Database customers
Ellison insists Oracle Cloud is less expensive, more secure than AWS – which is why, er, so many people are flocking to it
14 Mar 23:19 |
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