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Labour outsources digital policy, Tories turn up to finish it

Here's another manifesto - radically identical to all the others
Andrew Orlowski, 28 Sep 13:07

Regina Eggbert gives her signature rundown of the week's tech news

Vid The top IT tidbits from El Reg's insightful ovum avatar

EE coughs to BROKEN data usage metrics BLUNDER that short-changes customers

Carrier apologises for 'inflated' measurements cockup
Kelly Fiveash, 28 Sep 11:59

Inequality increasing? BOLLOCKS! You heard me: 'Screw the 1%'

Worstall @ Weekend There's morality and then there's economics ...
Tim Worstall, 28 Sep 10:03

Renault Twingo: Small, sporty(ish), safe ... and it's a BACK-ENDER

Vulture at the Wheel It's cute, but a little anaemic
Simon Rockman, 28 Sep 09:08

Emma Watson should SHUT UP, all this abuse is HER OWN FAULT

CoTW ... said an anon coward who we really wish hadn't posted on our website
Gareth Corfield, 28 Sep 08:01

iPAD-FONDLING fanboi sparks SECURITY ALERT at Sydney airport

Breaches screening rules cos Apple SCREEN ROOLZ, ok?
Kelly Fiveash, 27 Sep 18:02

That glass of water you just drank? It was OLDER than the SUN

One MEELLION years older. Some of it anyway
Team Register, 27 Sep 17:09

Microsoft on the Threshold of a new name for Windows next week

Rebranded OS reportedly set to be flung open by Redmond
Kelly Fiveash, 27 Sep 15:44

Japanese volcano eruption reportedly leaves 31 people presumed dead

Updated Hopes fade of finding survivors on Mount Ontake
Team Register, 27 Sep 14:02

Bendgate backlash: Apple claims warped iPhone 6 Plus damage is 'extremely rare'

Give this HUGE POCKET STROKER a little respect. Yes?
Kelly Fiveash, 27 Sep 13:16
Alf Garnett and Else

Be your own Big Brother: Keeping an eye on Mum and Dad

Feature All watched over by machines of loving grace
Nigel Whitfield, 27 Sep 12:01
Michael Pitt and Brit Marling in I Origins

Hollywood's made an INTELLIGENT science vs religion film?!

Film Review I Origins: the incredible tale of a scientist with an open mind and feelings

Opinion

Labour outsources digital policy, Tories turn up to finish it

Here's another manifesto - radically identical to all the others

Inequality increasing? BOLLOCKS! You heard me: 'Screw the 1%'

Worstall @ Weekend There's morality and then there's economics ...
Tim Worstall, 28 Sep 10:03

CURSE YOU, 'streaming' music services! I want a bloody CD

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Like chillax, Dabbsy-o
Alistair Dabbs, 27 Sep 08:00

Special pleading against mass surveillance won't help anyone

Protecting journalists alone won't protect their sources
Gareth Corfield, 21 Sep 14:40

News

'Google is NOT the gatekeeper to the web, as some claim'

QuoTW Plus: 'Pretty sure iOS 8.0.2 will just turn the iPhone into a fax machine'

CURSE YOU, 'streaming' music services! I want a bloody CD

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Like chillax, Dabbsy-o
Alistair Dabbs, 27 Sep 08:00

'Kim Kardashian snaps naked selfies with a BLACKBERRY'. *Twitterati gasps*

More alleged private, nude celeb pics appear online
Team Register, 21 Sep 15:16

Special pleading against mass surveillance won't help anyone

Protecting journalists alone won't protect their sources
Gareth Corfield, 21 Sep 14:40

Microsoft delays Xbox One launch... Big Trouble in Big China?

Not coming to the People's Republic until later this year
Team Register, 21 Sep 13:40

Reg readers respond: Yes, it's time for Comment of the Week

CoTW 'Utter bollocks ... usually spewed out by the Guardian'
Gareth Corfield, 21 Sep 13:10

Report: EE in talks to scoop up 60 Phones 4u stores from troubled High Street retailer

Carrier at centre of row has just hours to secure deal
Kelly Fiveash, 21 Sep 12:37

Poverty? Pah. That doesn't REALLY exist any more

Worstall @ the Weekend We do have inequality, but that's not quite the same thing
Tim Worstall, 21 Sep 11:00
Planetoid crashes into primordial Earth

Relive the death of Earth over and over again in Extinction Game

Page File Apocalypse now, and tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that ...

Bargain basement iPhone shoppers BEWARE! eBay exposes users to phishing vuln

Tat bazaar downplays malicious attack on multiple auctions
Team Register, 21 Sep 08:50

THE DEATH OF ECONOMICS: Aircraft design vs flat-lining financial models

Crawling from the Wreckage Fags and booze to the rescue
John Watkinson, 21 Sep 08:01

Facebook's Oculus unveils 360-degree VR head tracking Crescent Bay prototype

Pics A consumer version, you ask? Absolutely ages away
Kelly Fiveash, 20 Sep 18:34
Miner sculpture

Google+ GOING, GOING ... ? Newbie Gmailers no longer forced into mandatory ID slurp

Mountain View distances itself from lame 'network thingy'

Ex-basketball star CUFFED on suspicion of stealing Apple gear worth $14k

iPhones, etc allegedly snatched during multiple visits
Team Register, 20 Sep 15:30
Regina Egbert, El Reg's virtual news anchor

All the top tech news from Vulture Central this week

Vid Eggcellent IT eggposure from avatarian anchor eggtrodinaire Regina Eggbert
Phones4u logo

Vodafone to buy 140 Phones 4u stores from stricken retailer

887 jobs 'preserved' in the process, says administrator PwC
Kelly Fiveash, 20 Sep 14:05