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So: 6,500 Win 8 laptops later, how are BT's field engineers coping?

Feature Life on the go with Redmond's fondle-tech

30 Jan 09:00

Windows Phone 8 must be Microsoft's priority one, two AND three

Analysis Woe betide Nokia if Redmond can't keep its smartphone promises

6 Dec 10:00

Windows 8: Great for media PCs...

...But what else?

3 Dec 14:40

Titsup Windows 8 PayPal payments snare upgraders

Accounts debited, code AWOL

30 Nov 15:54

Hearts, minds and balls: Microsoft's Windows 8 Surface gamble

Punters don't want expensive PCs - will they take a tablet instead?

30 Nov 15:38

Microsoft braces for Surface RT feedback storm

Ballmer: 'People get it'... Windows 8. Apparently

30 Nov 10:04

Windows 8: A soaraway Kinect? Or is it Red Ink Friday for Microsoft?

Signs are this stock burn will be a slow one at best

23 Nov 12:28

Can supermodel minx Heidi Klum SAVE Windows 8? NOT SO FAST

Feature MS mixed messages to biz and leggy Germans

The Channel 22 Nov 11:29

Survey: Win8 only HALF as popular as Win7 among IT bosses

Redmond needs BYODers to clamor for its fondleslabs

16 Nov 22:31

Avira antivirus patched but still not fully Windows 8 ready

'Completely new architecture' causing BSOD struggles

16 Nov 11:39

Microsoft to biz: Just so you get off XP, we don't mind if you go Win 7

But Windows 8 is Business Class all the way

9 Nov 13:38

Microsoft offers cut-price Win 8 PCs and fondletops to UK schools

Someone is thinking of the children

The Channel 8 Nov 09:36

You know who else hates Windows 8? Hackers

Antivirus makers heap praise and scorn on new security features

3 Nov 13:02

Windows Phone 8: Everything you need to know at a glance

Comment Does it match up?

2 Nov 18:46

Windows 8 'penetrated' says firm which sells to world's spy agencies

Various spooks now have secret keys to Redmond's kingdom

1 Nov 16:58

'We invented Windows 8 Tiles in the 1990s', says firm suing Microsoft

We couldn't get anyone to like them either

31 Oct 16:21

Ballmer claims Win 8 sales strong, WinPhone to follow

Build 2012 'If you want one, you'll want the other'

30 Oct 20:23

Pre-ordered a Microsoft Surface? So SORRY it's late, have a voucher

Redmond positively désolé at your frustration

29 Oct 14:28

Microsoft aims to herd 70% of enterprise onto Windows 7 by mid-2013

Exclusive 'Um, yeah, good luck with that' – partners

29 Oct 11:50

Granny upstages Microsoft, storms stage at Surface launch

Vid Fondletop shindig chaos in Beijing

29 Oct 09:57

Surface RT: Freedom luvin' app-huggers beware

Review A hybrid with potential for productivity types

26 Oct 10:29

N00bs vs Windows 8: We lock six people in a room with new OS

'It's like they tried to make my computer a mobile phone'

26 Oct 08:02

Australian Win 8 launch fails to mention business

Connected to everything, except the desktop and sysadmins

26 Oct 01:42

Surface tablet's touch cover is ZX81 REBORN

FIRST FONDLE Hands on with Redmond's Typoslab

26 Oct 00:00

Sinofsky: Surface 'best tablet, best laptop' he's ever used

So solid Redmond built a Surface skateboard

25 Oct 21:07

Windows 8 unleashed! Midnight launch for world+dog

Will it be remembered as an XP or a Vista?

25 Oct 17:58

Microsoft's 'official' Windows 8 Survival Guide leaks

What you really, really need to know

25 Oct 11:40

Vaunted Windows 8 RTM updates 'actually featured from Win2000'

Ex-Microsofties dispute Sinofsky's blogpost claim

25 Oct 08:30

Fujitsu assigns team of women to design PC for women

'All-out-pursuit of elegance' produces jewelled power supplies and mice

25 Oct 00:30

Surface tablets snapped up on pre-order, but no camping in the street

Brits loving it, Americans and Frenchies holding back

24 Oct 17:04

Live Chat: Windows 8 and Surface unboxed at last!

Live Chat Readers speak their brains on remote desktop, Metro apps, boot times, durability and more

24 Oct 13:30

Windows 8: Is Microsoft's new OS too odd to handle?

Not ready installing on drive C: abort, retry or fail?

24 Oct 09:30

Microsoft has no plans for a second Windows 7 Service Pack

Exclusive You don't like it? Hey - had you thought of Windows 8?

24 Oct 08:04

Windows 8: An awful lot of change for a single release

Windows 1.0, Windows 95, Windows NT - the road to Windows 8

23 Oct 11:00

Microsoft: Welcome back to PCs, ARM. Sorry about the 1990s

Analysis Come in from the cold, we've got Windows RT tabs to flog

23 Oct 09:00

Gates: Microsoft will merge Phone and Windows platforms

One OS to rule them all

22 Oct 18:32

Skype for Windows 8 is coming: Always on, always in your contacts

And TWO SCREENS OF SMILEYS - that's worth $8bn, right?

22 Oct 15:47

I just LOVE Server 2012, but count me out on Windows 8 for now

Sysadmin blog Some of us consumers don't like consumer stuff

22 Oct 10:18

Salesforce CEO Benioff: Win 8 is 'the end of Windows'

Shocks world with cloudy future prediction

19 Oct 23:17

Windows 8 'bad' analyst says Store is a weakness

On the upside the Windows Store has more apps than Firefox's new Marketplace

19 Oct 06:05

Microsoft gouges Australia lightly on Surface

Windows 8 tablet prices AUD$25-$41 higher than in USA

16 Oct 22:01

Microsoft Surface ad targets preppy, Glee-watching youngsters

Kids just wanna get in touch with each other

16 Oct 12:09