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Earlier Rise of the Machines stories

Carnivore ATM bites Florida kiddie RoTM Firefighters battle rogue cash machine for four hours Rise of the Machines • 16 Mar 2007 09:58	Hybrid vehicle attacks petrol station RoTM 'I could not stop the car', admits shaken victim Rise of the Machines • 12 Mar 2007 11:58	Google's job robot weeds out puny humans 'I'm sorry, I can't hire you Dave...' Rise of the Machines • 3 Jan 2007 18:34
Captain Cyborg pays homage to El Reg The mind boggles Rise of the Machines • 19 Dec 2006 07:54	Feds pony up $3.5m for robot race Military complex not as frugal as thought Rise of the Machines • 9 Dec 2006 02:19	Humans taste of bacon, says gourmet robot RoTM Hmmm, delicious Rise of the Machines • 10 Nov 2006 14:03
BBC abandons science TV And falls into singularity-shaped hole Rise of the Machines • 27 Oct 2006 21:03	Satnav orders German into toilet RoTM Turn right, then drive up the stairs... Rise of the Machines • 24 Oct 2006 09:09	Lizard Alliance targets Turkish PM RoTM While Germans field test pig-gutting robot Rise of the Machines • 19 Oct 2006 10:18
Washing machine attacks Icelander Reykjavík spin cycle of death Rise of the Machines • 9 Oct 2006 09:29	Phone box attacks man with broken bottle Updated Telecoms terror, Manchester style Rise of the Machines • 22 Sep 2006 13:56	Cast iron robotip: France to win World Cup Who wins? A toy decides Rise of the Machines • 7 Jul 2006 14:45
Men to lose battle with robots Women will be fine, though Rise of the Machines • 6 Jul 2006 13:32	Volkswagen unleashes 150mph self-driving car Lizard Alliance vehicle of death Rise of the Machines • 4 Jul 2006 12:11	Send in the ~~clowns~~ robots RoboBiz Rising from the swamp of futility Rise of the Machines • 1 Jul 2006 01:16
Vacuum king calls for end to robotics hype RoboBiz Time to move from suck to blow Rise of the Machines • 23 Jun 2006 22:33	The call for robotics standards is on RoboBiz How to make the abnormal normal Rise of the Machines • 22 Jun 2006 01:41	Carnegie Mellon's robotics whiz oddly trapped in the past RoboBiz Seeing Red Rise of the Machines • 21 Jun 2006 18:35
US Army pleads for help making robots safe RoboBiz Tons of gear – few answers Rise of the Machines • 21 Jun 2006 16:14	Microsoft gives monopoly robotic legs RoboBiz A Studio for the future Rise of the Machines • 20 Jun 2006 17:32	Police arrest satanic BMW victim Lizard Alliance attempt to silence witness? Rise of the Machines • 20 Jun 2006 11:10
Iraq grunts mourn loss of robot comrade 'Scooby Doo saved my life', sobs heartbroken US soldier Rise of the Machines • 25 May 2006 10:50	Bendy bus attacks Leeds cake shop Killer public transport alert Rise of the Machines • 25 Apr 2006 13:14	Captain Cyborg acquires Dalek capability Kiddies menaced by Davrotic university prof Rise of the Machines • 20 Apr 2006 10:17
Man survives satanic BMW crash-and-burn Accelerator jammed at 135mph Rise of the Machines • 13 Mar 2006 10:39	Second Freeview box signals alien invasion fleet Sinister transmissions continue Rise of the Machines • 15 Feb 2006 13:59	Lizard Army fuses woman with black helicopter neoLuddite Resistance Army at Defcon 'Warwick' Rise of the Machines • 4 Nov 2005 11:37
NRA probes Japanese sex android Black ops team confronts Osaka cyberminx Rise of the Machines • 26 Aug 2005 12:02	Androids launch minicab firm Hard day killing humans? Call a taxi Rise of the Machines • 15 Jul 2005 13:06	Beware the breast-examining hand of death Trust me, I'm a robodoc Rise of the Machines • 13 Jul 2005 11:32
Lizard Army Neo-Mech menaces eBay Buy it Now! Then die Rise of the Machines • 13 Jul 2005 10:29	Vampire robonurses hunt in packs Montana here we come Rise of the Machines • 6 Jun 2005 14:16	Captain Cyborg gives forth on CNN Warwick appointed Lizard Army pundit Rise of the Machines • 17 May 2005 09:22
Cornell Uni develops apocalypse cube Laser pulse rifles at the ready Rise of the Machines • 13 May 2005 13:25	Sex android begats Armageddon machine We're all going to die. Here's why Rise of the Machines • 22 Apr 2005 16:18	Man executes Chrysler RoTM™ Newsflash Reg salutes NRA hero Rise of the Machines • 21 Apr 2005 14:18

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