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Earlier Rise of the Machines stories

New Laws of Robotics proposed for US kill-bots

Droid-on-droid mayhem OK'd; machines to ask before snuffing humans

13 Apr 2007, 17:05

Carnivore ATM bites Florida kiddie

RoTM Firefighters battle rogue cash machine for four hours

16 Mar 2007, 09:58

Hybrid vehicle attacks petrol station

RoTM 'I could not stop the car', admits shaken victim

12 Mar 2007, 11:58

Google's job robot weeds out puny humans

'I'm sorry, I can't hire you Dave...'

3 Jan 2007, 18:34

Captain Cyborg pays homage to El Reg

The mind boggles

19 Dec 2006, 07:54

Feds pony up $3.5m for robot race

Military complex not as frugal as thought

9 Dec 2006, 02:19

Humans taste of bacon, says gourmet robot

RoTM Hmmm, delicious

10 Nov 2006, 14:03

BBC abandons science

TV And falls into singularity-shaped hole

27 Oct 2006, 21:03

Satnav orders German into toilet

RoTM Turn right, then drive up the stairs...

24 Oct 2006, 09:09

Lizard Alliance targets Turkish PM

RoTM While Germans field test pig-gutting robot

19 Oct 2006, 10:18

Washing machine attacks Icelander

Reykjavík spin cycle of death

9 Oct 2006, 09:29

Phone box attacks man with broken bottle

Updated Telecoms terror, Manchester style

22 Sep 2006, 13:56

Cast iron robotip: France to win World Cup

Who wins? A toy decides

7 Jul 2006, 14:45

Men to lose battle with robots

Women will be fine, though

6 Jul 2006, 13:32

Volkswagen unleashes 150mph self-driving car

Lizard Alliance vehicle of death

4 Jul 2006, 12:11

Send in the clowns robots

RoboBiz Rising from the swamp of futility

1 Jul 2006, 01:16

Vacuum king calls for end to robotics hype

RoboBiz Time to move from suck to blow

23 Jun 2006, 22:33

The call for robotics standards is on

RoboBiz How to make the abnormal normal

22 Jun 2006, 01:41

Carnegie Mellon's robotics whiz oddly trapped in the past

RoboBiz Seeing Red

21 Jun 2006, 18:35

US Army pleads for help making robots safe

RoboBiz Tons of gear – few answers

21 Jun 2006, 16:14

Microsoft gives monopoly robotic legs

RoboBiz A Studio for the future

20 Jun 2006, 17:32

Police arrest satanic BMW victim

Lizard Alliance attempt to silence witness?

20 Jun 2006, 11:10

Iraq grunts mourn loss of robot comrade

'Scooby Doo saved my life', sobs heartbroken US soldier

25 May 2006, 10:50

Bendy bus attacks Leeds cake shop

Killer public transport alert

25 Apr 2006, 13:14

Captain Cyborg acquires Dalek capability

Kiddies menaced by Davrotic university prof

20 Apr 2006, 10:17

Man survives satanic BMW crash-and-burn

Accelerator jammed at 135mph

13 Mar 2006, 10:39

Second Freeview box signals alien invasion fleet

Sinister transmissions continue

15 Feb 2006, 13:59

Lizard Army fuses woman with black helicopter

neoLuddite Resistance Army at Defcon 'Warwick'

4 Nov 2005, 11:37

NRA probes Japanese sex android

Black ops team confronts Osaka cyberminx

26 Aug 2005, 12:02

Androids launch minicab firm

Hard day killing humans? Call a taxi

15 Jul 2005, 13:06

Beware the breast-examining hand of death

Trust me, I'm a robodoc

13 Jul 2005, 11:32

Lizard Army Neo-Mech menaces eBay

Buy it Now! Then die

13 Jul 2005, 10:29

Vampire robonurses hunt in packs

Montana here we come

6 Jun 2005, 14:16

Captain Cyborg gives forth on CNN

Warwick appointed Lizard Army pundit

17 May 2005, 09:22

Cornell Uni develops apocalypse cube

Laser pulse rifles at the ready

13 May 2005, 13:25

Sex android begats Armageddon machine

We're all going to die. Here's why

22 Apr 2005, 16:18

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