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'I'm the first to admit that we've made a bunch of mistakes'

Quotw Plus 'The last Kardashian clan I heard of were on Star Trek'

2 Dec 13:03

Toads predict earthquakes: Official

React to positive airborne ions, boffins explain

1 Dec 16:18

Printed-out dissolving bones, teeth work well in rats

Ready for slotting into people in a decade, seemingly

1 Dec 09:37

Ravens' secret sign code probed

Saying 'nevermore' etc with beak gesture, seemingly

30 Nov 13:56

British garbage worms survive in space without human help

Extraterrestrial nematode freed from mankind's dominance

30 Nov 11:11

US boffins unleash piezoelectric insect cyborg

'Leccy-generating beetle for hazardous missions

29 Nov 17:34

Jarmageddon: Marmite spill sparks biohazard threat

Lorry crash jams M1, leaves cops in the brown stuff

29 Nov 11:12

Biology miss punts homemade smut to pupils

USB stick blunder unleashes X-rated personal vids

28 Nov 12:51

Humans saved from EXTINCTION by Viv Westwood

Well, do you fancy a bleak future shivering in the Arctic?

28 Nov 12:11

NASA's nuclear laser tank will hunt down any life on Mars

Seriously though: How excellent if there was some

25 Nov 16:15

Bone boffins find remains of ancient tuna dinner

Humans were 'trolling' the deep seas 42,000 years ago, says prof

25 Nov 12:23

'Rebel' biologist and neo-Darwinian skeptic Lynn Margulis dies

Obituary Science loses a great mind

24 Nov 17:31

SHARKS tempted by BIKINI CLAD Thanksgiving BABES

Experiment to ruin dreams of evil billionaires everywhere

24 Nov 15:16

Richard Branson plans submarine tours of dead whale corpse

Snaps up bloated blubbery body, tows it offshore

24 Nov 14:46

Boffin's wall of BEES shields farms from stampeding elephants

Biologist earns gong after beasts buzz off

23 Nov 15:15

Radiation TERROR on Scottish beach! Except it's quite safe

Gordon Brown wants MoD to clear up minuscule hazard

23 Nov 13:12

Genetically modified mutants 'safe for release' into the wild

'Underdominance' experiment on remote island

23 Nov 11:13

Hideous orchid that just wants a one-night stand found

One to definitely regret in the morning

22 Nov 12:07

Boffins one step closer to Terminator vision

I want your clothes, your boots and your computerised contact lenses

22 Nov 11:29

We're searching for life, Jim, but not as we know it

Boffins less fussy about what's a space alien

22 Nov 10:32

San Diego Baywatch rules out exploding dead whale

Hoff namesake fears huge rotting carcass will kick up stink

21 Nov 16:58

Swedish political party pledges War On Wolves

Midlands footballers worried by anti-lupine pogrom plan

21 Nov 12:29

Brussels: Water cannot be sold as remedy for dehydration

May not be essential to life, either

18 Nov 13:40

China decrees in-flight cellphone calls are safe

你好,我是在飞机上*

17 Nov 14:33

Boffin bothers frogs until they spill super power secrets

What makes them leap so far?

17 Nov 12:42

New human-brain chip can be adjusted for cannabis effect

Hey, chip for brains!

17 Nov 11:23

Swearing doesn’t help pain if you do it too much

That’s a nice theory f**ked, then

17 Nov 00:01

Huge potentially inhabited water lake found on Jupiter moon

Europa ice-cap now best known prospect for alien life

16 Nov 18:00

Boffins discover prehistoric moth's dayglo green warning

You eat me, I'll kill you...

16 Nov 16:19

Bagged salad contained decomposed AVIAN CORPSE

Bloke failed to notice, served it to missus anyway

16 Nov 09:31

A pint a day keeps the doctor away - scientific FACT

Latest study shows beer as beneficial as wine

15 Nov 14:02

Deep-sea squid go from transparent to dark as fast as a Kindle

Amazing, living e-ink displays of the ocean

11 Nov 18:21

Sperm donors nicer than average, Swede study finds

Independent and NOT shy, researchers discover

11 Nov 13:53

Chicken fillets: The affordable alternative to Bulgarian Airbags

Bra padding saves car crash Scot's life

11 Nov 13:12

Drag queening for the birds say Spanish boffins

Priscilla, Queen of the Raptors

10 Nov 00:01

Comp-sci boffin aims to REPROGRAM LIFE ITSELF

'I'm now moving my research into the wet lab'

8 Nov 09:03

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