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Toddler flexibility at risk as rock stars and goats die young

Comments: Just stick 'em in the giant pyramid

7 Sep 2007, 15:56

Kung-fu monks can kick ass, but they can't reincarnate

Comments While rappers lick standard-issue grapefruits

3 Sep 2007, 09:54

Racist Reg hacks slammed for 'vitriolic hatred'

FoTW So, what's the velocity of a Welsh flame in a vacuum?

31 Aug 2007, 09:44

Boys' toys get burned, glued and impounded

Comments And stilted love scenes make us yawn

24 Aug 2007, 20:15

Man loses leg in bathtub romp

Comments And dead men buy no ringtones

17 Aug 2007, 15:40

AK-wielding geckos levitate in from the Tower of Doom

Comments We're all too busy smirting to stop them

11 Aug 2007, 00:39

Ban the internet! It's full of worms and iPlayers

Comments And Google shows patent disdain

3 Aug 2007, 19:46

Laser iPhones shrink your brains

Comments But overpriced booze doesn't - honest

28 Jul 2007, 16:49

Reader succumbs to apostrophe apoplexy

FoTW Misplaced punctuation outrage

27 Jul 2007, 09:02

Keeping abreast of disappointing Apple products

Comments Does anyone have the young nympho's number?

21 Jul 2007, 20:23

iPhones, iPhones and more iPhones

Comments Enough already!

13 Jul 2007, 17:22

Children fight back against RIAA, take over Mensa

Comments While Blighty faces new Armada

29 Jun 2007, 17:58

Unplugged life supports and padlocked manhoods abound

Comments Rival wiki smackdown slated on World of Warcraft

22 Jun 2007, 19:23

Rufus fights back

Battling tech support hero's right to reply

22 Jun 2007, 09:32

'Shut your head and be pheasant'

FoTW A friend of Rufus writes

22 Jun 2007, 09:30

Exams, contracts, and nuclear research: stupid, stupid, stupid

Letters GCSE physics scandal shakes mailbag

15 Jun 2007, 13:02

Rufus, Mok and Lai urinate on mean customers' baggage

Comments Pain in the butts beware

15 Jun 2007, 12:26

Naked builders hate ugly logos, but don't frequent Google Maps

A lucky escape for the rest of us?

8 Jun 2007, 16:00

Dr Who saves Thailand from evil canine unmentionables

Comments Candid Martha Jones shots leaked on Google Maps

1 Jun 2007, 17:11

Tom Cruise causes Wi-Fi humour blackouts

Letters Pass us the coffee, would you?

1 Jun 2007, 15:24

Linux fans go nuclear over Microsoft's patent teasing

Comments And illicit Wi-Fi use can get you nicked

25 May 2007, 22:36

Naked doctors eat vultures in front of Freeview

Letters Was that a Yeti?

18 May 2007, 15:26

Paris takes on Ubuntu in techno celebrity clash

Letters Well, not really...

11 May 2007, 13:02

Irate New Mexican workers ward off alien attack

Letters A bunch of hot air

4 May 2007, 18:57

Orange doles out an IOU to Christian pareidolians

Letters While monitored by EU police

1 May 2007, 14:53

Virtual overdoses of chocolate Wi-Fi

Letters As well as trains, drunks and exoskeletons

27 Apr 2007, 15:41

'As I watch England turn into a quivering pile of dung'

FoTW Reasoned analysis of Iranian nuke claim

27 Apr 2007, 10:38

The Kremlin uses kryptonite to silence Sheryl Crow

Letters And even Superman can't save the world from Wi-Fi

24 Apr 2007, 15:18

Immigration and broadband suffer unpopular limitations

Letters And we're moving to France

20 Apr 2007, 15:51

Blu-Ray disks hacked by sweet talking teenagers

Letters While politics and humour are banned

17 Apr 2007, 15:44

Future warfare and all that Jizz

Letters and introducing the flash moon

13 Apr 2007, 16:13

Scouts use lie detectors to undermine DRM

Letters And is humanity doomed?

10 Apr 2007, 14:22

Reg called more balanced than Wired

Letter Bite your tongue!

6 Apr 2007, 12:02

Giant pirate dumps cartoon lover on MySpace

Letters Be afraid

3 Apr 2007, 15:22

Tim Berners Lee: The readers speak

Letters Fan Flames for the Greatest Living Briton

31 Mar 2007, 10:02

The Lizard People are after your Linux distro

Letters Only Ubuntu, though

30 Mar 2007, 14:34

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