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Extreme porn, hard drives and election strain

Comments Phwoar, pass us some lethal skunk
10 May 11:02

Lesbian lesbians fight extreme porn law

Comments While hobbits have a stab at freetard lurve
3 May 09:02

Will Tesco turn us into heterotards?

Andrew's Mailbag Supermarket sweep
20 Apr 08:02

The BBC, the UN, and climate bullying

Andrew's Mailbag Grab an umbrella: it's global wetting, now...
15 Apr 10:15

Brown fingerprints wanted as Phorm bungles again

Comments Read on, dear techie nerds...
15 Apr 06:02

BBC vs ISPs: Readers blame monkey, organ grinder escapes

Andrew's Mailbag Relief for Ofcom, Highfield
7 Apr 14:24

Ubuntu unpwned as CERN prepares to destroy Earth

Comments And mobe explodes teacher
6 Apr 08:02

Heathrow fingered over prints as Apple bungles EULA

Comments And don't use a gun for home improvement
30 Mar 11:02

'Freetard ? more like advert programmed PAYTARDS!'

FoTW F***tard of the Week opens fire
14 Mar 17:07

Naked old pilot executes unauthorised barrel roll

Comments Co-pilot slash BJ assistant 'very shocked'
1 Mar 09:02

Nude Marilyn Monroe flambés dog, serves atop fire extinguisher

Comments Counterfeit Ocado's finest, naturally
22 Feb 17:16

The amazing, imploding ISP business

Andrew's Mailbag Not much sympathy for the tubes operators...
22 Feb 16:04

Exploding moose steals copper cables

Comments And evades Heathrow plods
16 Feb 09:02

Enraged vegan spitroasts Reg hack

FoTW Nasty case of irony deficiency
15 Feb 09:19

Fermented fish symbiotically pollinate model's hardwood feet

Comments Paying by the word
9 Feb 18:04

Blue-eyed schoolgirls headshot vegetarians

Comments Save the world from the likes of Alicia Silverstone
1 Feb 23:07

The internet's up sh*t creek, but at least we have aliens

Comments No 'dwarven underlords' jokes, please
28 Jan 15:03

Alcohol where the sun doesn't shine, and nanotubes darker than that

Comments Long legs and friendly bums appreciated
20 Jan 01:10

Elephants take over transport network, mandate sex parties

Comments Getting drunk with horny elephants. What could go wrong?
12 Jan 09:02

Indignant reader defends Idiot 2.0™

FoTW 'Bugger off out the office'
21 Dec 13:54

Paris Hilton goes for gold while crims are pretty in pink

Comments w00t!
14 Dec 17:18

Microsoft, antitrust and blogtards

Mailbag Beast 2.0
7 Dec 16:55

Never use an internet translator to hire a gorilla

Comments Butthash and flying cows inside
10 Nov 12:02

Ming the clam battles wolfman over Jordan's jubs

Comments And man's best friend goes in, guns blazing
3 Nov 09:02

Flaming squirrel nicked for blatant forgeries

Comments While plods drop trousers, fine barmaid for breast extravaganza
27 Oct 12:02

Leprechaun steals Gandalf's trousers, is offered starring role in The Hobbit

Comments While Microsoft invades your brain
19 Oct 16:13

Never trust a robot with anal beads and a fixed grin

Comments A flying car? Your pants are on fire
14 Oct 08:02

Alcohol makes you smart enough to study it

Comments And plane wings are a little chilli
5 Oct 16:01

Ninjas battle invisible frogs in Hitler's San Diego bunker

Comments And sex with hoovers can land you inside
29 Sep 09:02

Spunky salmon return to life to gas us all

Comments As the BOFH battles the architects
21 Sep 15:47

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