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Lily Allen incites mails

Mailbag Not fair

25 Sep 16:01

Duff DAB, megamogs and ass-assassins: Your thoughts

Commentblurt It's like Points of View without the winking

25 Sep 14:41

Moondreams, engineers and bureaucracies

Andrew's Mailbag We're not going back (very) soon

11 Sep 11:39

'You're Goths, and you can't serialise my next book'

FoTW Social Media spinola from deepest Shoreditch

16 Feb 23:31

Civilisation is awful: Let's stop it right now

Andrew's mailbag On China, India and CO2

11 Feb 16:27

Serial commentard vents steam through ears

FoTW Aaron Kempf ♥ Sarah Palin — True

7 Nov 11:08

Expiring man vows Reg deathwatch

FoTW Goodbye Cruel World

1 Aug 2008, 16:09

US stops Optimus Prime at the border

Comments 'We've already filled our giant robot quota'

9 Jun 2008, 14:14

Vista isn't crap but the 'leccy is

Comments Hide your doodles!

1 Jun 2008, 08:02

Scientologist ASBOed for being over 36

Comments And Vista begs you to understand

27 May 2008, 12:53

Aliens, astronauts and Pope partition PC World

Comments Shareholders welcome their new overlords

19 May 2008, 13:21

Extreme porn, hard drives and election strain

Comments Phwoar, pass us some lethal skunk

10 May 2008, 11:02

Lesbian lesbians fight extreme porn law

Comments While hobbits have a stab at freetard lurve

3 May 2008, 09:02

Will Tesco turn us into heterotards?

Andrew's Mailbag Supermarket sweep

20 Apr 2008, 08:02

The BBC, the UN, and climate bullying

Andrew's Mailbag Grab an umbrella: it's global wetting, now...

15 Apr 2008, 10:15

Brown fingerprints wanted as Phorm bungles again

Comments Read on, dear techie nerds...

15 Apr 2008, 06:02

BBC vs ISPs: Readers blame monkey, organ grinder escapes

Andrew's Mailbag Relief for Ofcom, Highfield

7 Apr 2008, 14:24

Ubuntu unpwned as CERN prepares to destroy Earth

Comments And mobe explodes teacher

6 Apr 2008, 08:02

Heathrow fingered over prints as Apple bungles EULA

Comments And don't use a gun for home improvement

30 Mar 2008, 11:02

'Freetard ? more like advert programmed PAYTARDS!'

FoTW F***tard of the Week opens fire

14 Mar 2008, 17:07

Naked old pilot executes unauthorised barrel roll

Comments Co-pilot slash BJ assistant 'very shocked'

1 Mar 2008, 09:02

Nude Marilyn Monroe flambés dog, serves atop fire extinguisher

Comments Counterfeit Ocado's finest, naturally

22 Feb 2008, 17:16

The amazing, imploding ISP business

Andrew's Mailbag Not much sympathy for the tubes operators...

22 Feb 2008, 16:04

Exploding moose steals copper cables

Comments And evades Heathrow plods

16 Feb 2008, 09:02

Enraged vegan spitroasts Reg hack

FoTW Nasty case of irony deficiency

15 Feb 2008, 09:19

Fermented fish symbiotically pollinate model's hardwood feet

Comments Paying by the word

9 Feb 2008, 18:04

Blue-eyed schoolgirls headshot vegetarians

Comments Save the world from the likes of Alicia Silverstone

1 Feb 2008, 23:07

The internet's up sh*t creek, but at least we have aliens

Comments No 'dwarven underlords' jokes, please

28 Jan 2008, 15:03

Alcohol where the sun doesn't shine, and nanotubes darker than that

Comments Long legs and friendly bums appreciated

20 Jan 2008, 01:10

Elephants take over transport network, mandate sex parties

Comments Getting drunk with horny elephants. What could go wrong?

12 Jan 2008, 09:02

Indignant reader defends Idiot 2.0™

FoTW 'Bugger off out the office'

21 Dec 2007, 13:54

Paris Hilton goes for gold while crims are pretty in pink

Comments w00t!

14 Dec 2007, 17:18

Microsoft, antitrust and blogtards

Mailbag Beast 2.0

7 Dec 2007, 16:55

Never use an internet translator to hire a gorilla

Comments Butthash and flying cows inside

10 Nov 2007, 12:02

Ming the clam battles wolfman over Jordan's jubs

Comments And man's best friend goes in, guns blazing

3 Nov 2007, 09:02

Flaming squirrel nicked for blatant forgeries

Comments While plods drop trousers, fine barmaid for breast extravaganza

27 Oct 2007, 12:02

Leprechaun steals Gandalf's trousers, is offered starring role in The Hobbit

Comments While Microsoft invades your brain

19 Oct 2007, 16:13

Never trust a robot with anal beads and a fixed grin

Comments A flying car? Your pants are on fire

14 Oct 2007, 08:02

Alcohol makes you smart enough to study it

Comments And plane wings are a little chilli

5 Oct 2007, 16:01

Ninjas battle invisible frogs in Hitler's San Diego bunker

Comments And sex with hoovers can land you inside

29 Sep 2007, 09:02

Spunky salmon return to life to gas us all

Comments As the BOFH battles the architects

21 Sep 2007, 15:47

Tech gets steamier with mp3 vibrators and strap-on kit

Comments And idiots break themselves against martial artists

14 Sep 2007, 18:39

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