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Flame of the week Do you wanna be in my gang?

No thanks because you'll trunk my arse

19 Feb 2001, 13:19

MOOT wtf is a MOOT?

Flame of the week talk english not your sutpiD ENGLISH

19 Feb 2001, 12:16

Flame of the Week Quit writing the word ‘cock’

Now we're peanut eating jizz mopers (sic)

2 Feb 2001, 14:43

Flame of the week Stop whining, you faggot

'Lacky' Tim Richardson advised to write some proper news

23 Jan 2001, 13:08

Flame of the week Magee is suck boy

Whatever that is

23 Jan 2001, 13:07

Flame of the week Linda Harrison is a commie

Soldier of democracy sees red

11 Jan 2001, 16:33

Flame of the Year: the craziest of the crazy

Utter fury and madness in words. Pure class

1 Jan 2001, 22:31

Flame of the Week The site's going down the toilet

And it's all Thomas C. Greene's fault

24 Nov 2000, 17:51

Tom Greene is Satan

Democrat asshole in Gore campaign pay

22 Nov 2000, 13:26

Flame of the Week: You can take your politics and shove it up your..

Short but not sweet

17 Nov 2000, 17:23

Flame of the Week Our AMD DDR death wish

You think we like Intel more than AMD

6 Nov 2000, 16:53

Flame of the Week 2 Middle East and Reg don't mix

That Intel Israeli fab - our readers write

20 Oct 2000, 16:09

Flame of the Week We're biased

And we don't read or understand things

20 Oct 2000, 14:31

Flame of the Week true delusion

We give Oftel and BT an easy time. Eh? What?

6 Oct 2000, 16:20

Flames of the Week Fuel crisis sends em crazy

And we unveil our new phrase for dealing with such matters

15 Sep 2000, 11:50

Flame of the Week We are Intel lapdogs

Makes a change from being AMD/Rambus/etc lapdogs

11 Sep 2000, 16:16

Threat of the Week Mike's a dead man

It's a sort of scary version of Flame of the Week

25 Aug 2000, 15:34

An apology

It's our own fault - we thought you'd read the words

31 Jul 2000, 11:40

BOFH is abysmal

A very well-spoken computer speaks its mind

28 Jul 2000, 12:19

I bind and rebuke demons

Reader takes exception to Reg email address

30 Jun 2000, 22:25

Lucent is in league with the Devil

What's it got to do with us?

30 Jun 2000, 15:15

Register unoriginal, not funny

Flame of the Week #1

15 May 2000, 12:50

Register anti-American

Spam, sort of...

15 May 2000, 12:49

Register staff lackeys of Intel

Reader shoots the Sherriff...

15 May 2000, 12:48

Register staff only fit to shovel s**t

Readers gives us the (gold)finger

15 May 2000, 12:47

Shame on The Register's support for Open Source

Are we getting politically too correct for our Readers' good?

15 May 2000, 12:43

Reg staffer on ‘one-man-war’ against Microsoft

Bill Gates and our Graham don't get along, apparently

10 May 2000, 11:24

Sack Pete Sherriff now

Warning this contains swear words and spelling mistakes

9 May 2000, 14:38

Guest Flame of The Week: World's most travelled man is pathetic braggart

Get a life

3 May 2000, 11:34

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