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Arnie pops up in Terminator Salvation

'Brought a smile to my face', says early reviewer

8 May 15:04

Black hole swallows Barbarella rehash

Blame Thank the Germans

8 May 12:20

Ron Howard accuses Pope of scuppering Dan Brown movie

Vatican condemns director for bad faith publicity grab

5 May 12:54

Sacha Baron Cohen scars Paula Abdul for life

American Idol judge traumatised by Bruno interview

1 May 13:36

Star Trek Klingon lingo hits cutting room floor

qaStaH nuq jay', thunders Trekosphere

1 May 09:29

Kindle users get burnt

More formats, but at a price

30 Apr 15:57

LoTR fan film set for net premiere

The Hunt for Gollum - three grand and a cast of thousands

30 Apr 10:55

Star Trek halted by pig plague

Will not boldly go into Mexico on 8 May

29 Apr 14:47

JG Ballard — 1930-2009

Sci-Fi giant leaves this Ballardian world

20 Apr 10:14

Carry On producer Peter Rogers dead at 95

Carried off

16 Apr 09:44

Trekkies enjoy surprise Star Trek premiere

Live long and prosper

9 Apr 00:02

Hugh Jackman speaks of Wolverine leak heartbreak

A 'serious crime', thunders thesp

8 Apr 11:05

BBC fined £150k over Manuelgate

Ofcom slaps Auntie hard

3 Apr 12:28

Wallace and Gromit get patent-happy at Science Museum

'I think we're about to go up in the world, lad'

27 Mar 16:36

Why no Lego Doctor Who? fans demand

Show's makers face the unwashed masses

26 Mar 15:48

Hollywood retrofits MacGyver into feature flick

Applied science hero's pop culture resurgence

16 Mar 19:17

Georgia withdraws from South Ossetia Eurovision

Declines to substitute 'anti-Putin' ditty

12 Mar 13:23

Hollywood to totally recall Total Recall

'Contemporary' rehash of 1990 sci-fi romp

27 Feb 11:40

Harry Potter hangs up wand in 2011

Warner sets release date for Deathly Hallows: Part II

26 Feb 16:40

UK kids presenter gets online support

Storm + teacup + stupid parents

26 Feb 14:51

Paris Hilton scoops triple Razzie dishonour

Heiress hits pits as Slumdog conquers Hollywood

23 Feb 09:58

The Equalizer prowls Albert Square

Wicker man shocker for EastEnders?

20 Feb 13:12

Scotland Today in news nipslip outrage

NSFW Substantial RBS bonus for teatime viewers

19 Feb 13:03

Robert Llewellyn drops Red Dwarf clanger

Unplugged special cancelled?

18 Feb 16:20

Vanessa Redgrave braces for The Day of The Triffids

BBC announces cast for forthcoming remake

11 Feb 15:50

Red Dwarf touches down in Coronation Street

Preview snap shows cast enjoying Rovers Return

11 Feb 13:14

Joker must retire, insist Heath Ledger fans

'Any other performance will be below expectations'

10 Feb 13:20

Woz goes Strictly dancing

US TV greets the iDancer

9 Feb 09:52

Gimme some (more) money, demand Spinal Tap

Legendary rockers back in the studio

3 Feb 15:47

The A-Team flies into Hollywood

I ain't goin' on no adaptation, fool!

29 Jan 10:34

Universal thaws out The Thing

'You gotta be fu*king kidding'

29 Jan 10:33

Red Dwarf finally returns to Earth

Cast reunited for Easter special

27 Jan 09:49

Absolutely Fabulous ups sticks to LA

Fox picks up US remake pilot

26 Jan 12:06

Benjamin Button eyes 13 Oscars

Heath Ledger also up for award, naturally

22 Jan 16:21

Budding artist Paris demands more respect

I am not a spoilt airhead

20 Jan 10:00

Prisoner star Patrick McGoohan dies at 80

Farewell, number six

15 Jan 11:22

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