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CAPITALISM without PROFITS - Welcome to the Instagram Era!

¡Bong! Let's put Fraud Laws on the scrapheap - where they belong

Bootnotes 13 Apr 15:15

Printers SMASHED to bits in Office Space copycat revenge vid

Vid Volunteers queue to get own back on irksome tech

Bootnotes 13 Apr 12:38

So what's the worst movie NEVER made?

Competition Reader pitches invited for imaginary cinematic outrages

Bootnotes 13 Apr 11:41

'Selling your citizens to foreigner is not acceptable!'

QuotW Plus: 'This will be the most significant iPhone upgrade'

Bootnotes 13 Apr 09:23

Sweden: talk, text and drive? OK

A ban wouldn’t work anyway

Odds and Sods 12 Apr 00:03

Vintage alien tech crash-lands in field

Reg reader in Staffordshire Nazca lines shocker

Bootnotes 11 Apr 12:01

Facebook: 'Outrageous, wanton, reckless, callous, disgraceful, wilful'

QuotW Plus: 'Aah! My Eyes!' (new Visual Studio)

Bootnotes 6 Apr 10:30

IT urine bandit fired and charged

Did that IT guy just pee on my chair? Yes

Bootnotes 5 Apr 01:15

Condom compartment hidden in iPhone case

Tough as trojans shell beats the bulge

Odds and Sods 4 Apr 00:37

What does the Titanic's sinking tell us about modern science?

Analysis No, we didn't get that the wrong way round

Entertainment 2 Apr 14:11

Adam Sandler's cross-dresser shocker is Razzies stonker

Jack and Jill sweeps all ten movie dishonours

Entertainment 2 Apr 12:31

Steve Jobs' death clears way for Ashton Kutcher's role of a lifetime

But WHO will play Ballmer?

Entertainment 2 Apr 11:14

The best April 1 gags … or were they?

Everyone go back to work now

Odds and Sods 1 Apr 22:21

Sugar content now to be measured in Cadbury Creme Eggs

1 Coke = 2 choc-nugs packed with, well, whatever it is

Bootnotes 30 Mar 15:30

TONIGHT, Let's ALL MAKE LOVE in SHOREDITCH

¡Bong! Waxing philosophical ... with morphine and Thai hired help

Bootnotes 30 Mar 13:57

Yes, Prime Minister to return after 24 years

The modern Sir Humphrey will be rather different

Entertainment 30 Mar 12:38

Vote now for the WORST movie EVER

Poll Cinematic roster of shame for your viewing displeasure

Entertainment 30 Mar 11:30

'People expect privacy on Facebook and Twitter'

QuotW 'Too posh to push? You haven't got the Right Stuff'

Bootnotes 30 Mar 08:58

Security guards brawl over world's biggest Apple Store

Caught on camera: shopping mall wars

Bootnotes 30 Mar 06:50

This interactive wind map is a Big Data lava lamp

And you thought Big Data wasn't really that useful!

Bootnotes 29 Mar 16:01

With this ring, I thee frag

Marriage proposal in Team Fortress 2 after Valve helps with free virtual bling

Odds and Sods 29 Mar 06:28

Cameron flaunts footage of pristine, featureless bottom

Fails to ram robot fist into it (with Rolex on wrist!)

Entertainment 27 Mar 12:14

Brazilian cops hunt pillaging 'gang of blondes'

Pic Sao Paulo express kidnapping she-devil cuffed

Bootnotes 26 Mar 12:41

'We're crying out for storage'

QuotW Plus: 'Apple is a truly dangerous animal'

Bootnotes 24 Mar 10:06

Worst movie poll screening delayed 7 days

Sheer weight of nominations buries El Reg

Bootnotes 23 Mar 15:42

BOFH: Dawn raid on Fort BOFH

Episode 3 Good morning, Mr Simmons. Ready for our little game?

BOFH 23 Mar 10:40

Dr Who scores new companion from Emmerdale

TARDIS needs a new welly rack

Entertainment 21 Mar 19:07

So, what IS the worst film ever made?

Reader nominations invited for celluloid hell poll

Entertainment 19 Mar 15:32

Lawyers of Mordor retreat from The Hobbit

Southampton boozer spared legal sword

Bootnotes 16 Mar 14:31

Busty blogger bursts Bulgarian airbag in mud-wrestle blunder

'It feels bumpy and bubbly' blurts Swedish babe

Bootnotes 16 Mar 13:58

'When you disagreed with Steve Jobs, you lost'

Quotw Plus: 'It's the biggest copyright blag in UK history'

Bootnotes 16 Mar 11:33

Eddie Murphy heading for worst movie ever glory

A Thousand Words takes a critical shoeing

Bootnotes 16 Mar 10:01

Aussie fatties tell fewer porkies

BMI self-reporting less inaccurate over time, but data still wobbly

Odds and Sods 16 Mar 03:24

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