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Sarko caught short in Irish VIP footie box shocker
Green blog looks down on French prez
14 Nov 06:54
Spanish region teaches kids how to crack one off
'Pleasure is in your hands', suggests Extremadura
13 Nov 15:39
Michael Jackson planned 'robot duplicate' of himself
Dead megastar droid zombie blueprints offered for $1m
13 Nov 13:37
US judge rules quadriplegic can bear arms
Grants firearms permit to wheelchair-bound hunter
13 Nov 13:30
Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide
Ventblockers Horror beyond human imagination
13 Nov 11:00
Urinating Spaniard soaks Street View's Canaries
Public decency algorithm still taking the proverbial
11 Nov 16:03
Google backs enormous load of balls for Olympics
Architect Watch Speak your brain into the London sky
11 Nov 15:16
Docs press for probe into 'designer vaginas'
Warn over 'invasive and irrevocable' labiaplasty ops
11 Nov 12:04
Legless woman falls onto Boston train tracks
Narrowly avoids becoming literally legless, CCTV shows
10 Nov 14:21
Santa in Phones4U booze'n'fags logo 'shock'
Annoying phone co wishes customers a merry Pissmas
10 Nov 14:13
Kiwis slap 'vacant' sign on Paris Hilton
Celebutard's lawyers unimpressed by billboard campaign
10 Nov 12:35
Loud sex a human right, says loud sex woman
Appeals ASBO with 'involuntary vocalisation' defence
10 Nov 10:13
Cambridge Uni cheerleaders in naming FAIL
'Cougars' not old, not very foxy, sometimes not female
10 Nov 09:02
Baying mob turns on miniskirted Brazilian uni student
Abused by fellow students, then expelled
9 Nov 16:45
Eat my dust - it's time for Comment of the Week
CoTW Bring your conjecture to the slaughter
6 Nov 16:33
H Ross Perot Jr fails to grab rhino by the horns
Denied hunting trophy following 'bungled' shot
6 Nov 11:49
Florida flasher deploys 'explosive diarrhoea' defence
Cops find 'no evidence of uncontrolled bowels', however
6 Nov 09:55
You too can become a Taoist Mao Shan master
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