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BeautifulPeople shun hairy Reg hack

Just not beautiful enough for Aryan online club

17 Nov 11:45

Reg hack beats 'Belle de Jour' sex rap

Orlowski free of blogging stigma

16 Nov 14:45

Cheerleaders in danger from cheerleading

Stunts increase the risk of flashing injury

16 Nov 12:48

French woman marries dead fiancé

Becomes wife and widow, simultaneously

16 Nov 12:31

Intel Israel rolls out the barbed wire

Fending off protests

16 Nov 12:10

Moribund Mexican litters Street View

Spymobile captures sobering slice of real life

16 Nov 11:17

Taiwanese online hunk lures 20 women into bed

With his dad, who turns out to be him

16 Nov 10:41

Sarko caught short in Irish VIP footie box shocker

Green blog looks down on French prez

14 Nov 06:54

To horse! It's Comment of the Week

CoTW I preferred the 'Dungeon' theme but whatever

13 Nov 16:02

Spanish region teaches kids how to crack one off

'Pleasure is in your hands', suggests Extremadura

13 Nov 15:39

Michael Jackson planned 'robot duplicate' of himself

Dead megastar droid zombie blueprints offered for $1m

13 Nov 13:37

US judge rules quadriplegic can bear arms

Grants firearms permit to wheelchair-bound hunter

13 Nov 13:30

Bishop calls for Priests 2.0 to evangelise on the net

No fear of the flames

13 Nov 12:16

Swiss roll Street View into court

Data protection supremo's patience runs out

13 Nov 12:13

Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide

Ventblockers Horror beyond human imagination

13 Nov 11:00

Facebook status bolsters alibi in armed robbery case

Nom nom nom... not guilty

12 Nov 16:36

Brazilian Playboy eyes miniskirted uni student

Geisy Arruda mulls indecent proposal

12 Nov 10:36

Urinating Spaniard soaks Street View's Canaries

Public decency algorithm still taking the proverbial

11 Nov 16:03

Google backs enormous load of balls for Olympics

Architect Watch Speak your brain into the London sky

11 Nov 15:16

Docs press for probe into 'designer vaginas'

Warn over 'invasive and irrevocable' labiaplasty ops

11 Nov 12:04

Fungal invader bites Spanish ham

Phytophthora hits vital acorn supplies

11 Nov 10:58

Brazilian uni readmits miniskirted student

National outrage provokes Arruda U-turn

10 Nov 16:37

Legless woman falls onto Boston train tracks

Narrowly avoids becoming literally legless, CCTV shows

10 Nov 14:21

Santa in Phones4U booze'n'fags logo 'shock'

Annoying phone co wishes customers a merry Pissmas

10 Nov 14:13

Kiwis slap 'vacant' sign on Paris Hilton

Celebutard's lawyers unimpressed by billboard campaign

10 Nov 12:35

Iraq launches tourism drive

Security a 'minor problem', assures tourist chief

10 Nov 12:18

Loud sex a human right, says loud sex woman

Appeals ASBO with 'involuntary vocalisation' defence

10 Nov 10:13

Cambridge Uni cheerleaders in naming FAIL

'Cougars' not old, not very foxy, sometimes not female

10 Nov 09:02

Baying mob turns on miniskirted Brazilian uni student

Abused by fellow students, then expelled

9 Nov 16:45

French cheer on €11.6m heist security guard

Tony Musulin: Tu es mon icône!!

9 Nov 11:25

Eat my dust - it's time for Comment of the Week

CoTW Bring your conjecture to the slaughter

6 Nov 16:33

H Ross Perot Jr fails to grab rhino by the horns

Denied hunting trophy following 'bungled' shot

6 Nov 11:49

US woman to drop sprog live on internet

Promises 'tasteful' birthing coverage

6 Nov 11:27

Is this the world's dirtiest PC?

Reader snap reveals Quatermass-style horror

6 Nov 11:02

Florida flasher deploys 'explosive diarrhoea' defence

Cops find 'no evidence of uncontrolled bowels', however

6 Nov 09:55

You too can become a Taoist Mao Shan master

Handy Reg step-by-step guide to achieving enlightenment

5 Nov 14:37

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