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Stephen Hawking seeks geek to maintain his unique wheelchair

£25k for gadgeteer to keep custom robovoice ride rolling

30 Dec 10:57

Well, burn my atomic-clock-powered new human renaissance platform

Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow! It's Quotes of the Year 2011

30 Dec 10:01

MIT student unicycles, Segway-style

Homebrew ‘leccy single-wheeler

29 Dec 22:00

'Other land uses bring in more money than frankincense'

QuotW Plus 'I have written self-aware code'

23 Dec 10:00

Steve Jobs gets posthumous Grammy AND a bronze statue

Who knew the iSaint was part of the Staines massive?

22 Dec 11:42

Shed Xmas flab and debug code with treadmill laptop contraption

For fatties who can't leave their keyboards

16 Dec 12:44

'Android malware must be kind of thrilling for Microsoft'

QuotW Plus: 'Young people are fed up with iPhones'

16 Dec 10:44

Jedi light-sabre beats Taser in Oregon parking-lot fracas

Mumbo-jumbo mystic impervious to cops' electric blasters

16 Dec 08:28

Foo Fighters gig goes seismic

Bass lines like volcanoes shake the Kiwis

15 Dec 19:40

Google promises 0.001 of revenue to free the slaves

'More slaves today than at any time in history'

14 Dec 16:51

iPhone users get iJustHadAShag bedpost-notch boast app

'I'm just in the middle of someone'

14 Dec 14:57

Woz's key to success: Burn the tie, wear T-shirts to work

Megastar geek mauls Singapore in pro-hippy polemic

14 Dec 14:01

Paul Allen latest plan: Space rockets on MEGA PLANE

This one's definitely not made of spruce, though

14 Dec 13:28

Apple's founding contracts sold for $1.59 MILLION

Paperwork signed by Jobs and Woz auctioned off

14 Dec 12:23

Dead trees not dying out

Oz printing industry experiences tiny contraction over three years

14 Dec 02:02

Google execs eye NASA's Hangar One to park their air fleet

Dirigible aircraft-carrier dock to house web-lord jets

12 Dec 13:18

Missing submarine washes up on Sunshine Coast beach

And yes, the submarine was yellow

11 Dec 23:00

'Why the hell are we paying elite crypto crackers £25k?'

QuotW Plus: 'Stewardess REAMED ME OUT'. Ooer

10 Dec 10:00

Busty Ohio mannequin survives assassination attempt

Plastic mayoral candidate in drive-by shooting shocker

9 Dec 14:22

New account of Flight 447 disaster published

Computer rashly let pilots take over

8 Dec 14:43

Snowbound Alaskan survives on frozen beer

Quick drive ends in terrifying Coors Light ordeal

5 Dec 13:31

Japan, Russia in plan for elephant to birth CLONE MAMMOTH

Dumbo surrogate crucial to Pleistocene Park scheme

5 Dec 12:46

Mozambique menaced by flesh-eating bananas

Emails warn of carnivorous fruit

5 Dec 11:20

'I'm the first to admit that we've made a bunch of mistakes'

Quotw Plus 'The last Kardashian clan I heard of were on Star Trek'

2 Dec 13:03

Facebook disses Effin Irishwoman

Bans 'offensive' village

2 Dec 11:48

Wi-Fi may damage sperm, boffins warn

Keep that laptop away from your 'nads, lads

30 Nov 10:52

MPs: This plan for proper navy carriers and jets is crazy!

Analysis Quite simply not a clue what they're on about

29 Nov 12:32

Jarmageddon: Marmite spill sparks biohazard threat

Lorry crash jams M1, leaves cops in the brown stuff

29 Nov 11:12

Second US Navy robot stealth bomber takes flight

Yes, but can it sing You've Lost That Loving Feeling?

28 Nov 15:47

Biology miss punts homemade smut to pupils

USB stick blunder unleashes X-rated personal vids

28 Nov 12:51

Stonehenge finds hint at rituals far more ancient than the stones

Engima of the 'Heel Stone' partially unravelled

28 Nov 10:51

Boffins find new 2012 glyph on 'secret' Mayan brick

Cryptic 1300-yr-old inscription ≠ doomsday, they insist

25 Nov 14:13

London Fire Brigade issues voracious tambourine warning

'You wouldn’t believe the incidents we’re called to'

25 Nov 13:11

'That is the best tattoo of James May on a leg I have ever seen'

Quotw Plus: 'Buffy' - vampire slayer or Facebook smartphone?

25 Nov 12:53

Bloke claims ex swiped his sperm to make twins

'She would take the condom and run out of the room'

25 Nov 11:43

Our roving reporter snaps Tenerife sex dangle

Randy Brit tourist caught hanging from stairs

25 Nov 09:01

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